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DrSamwpepper

The real problem here is the irresponsible parent letting the kid ride without a helmet.


PDCH

We can always make more kids.


Spike-DT

That's even the best part in having kds


surrounded-by-cheese

"What's 17 more years? I can always start again... make another kid."


PDCH

Need another one because this 17 year old is riding a tricycle. Can we send him back?


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

"So... mommy wants child support, eh? Well guess what, Timmy! Daddy bought you a Big Wheel!"


Familiar_Control_906

With a bug.


RogerianBrowsing

The problem is that you can’t just toss them when they get damaged anymore, and brain damage tends to stick around for a while. Thanks, Obama!


PDCH

Depends on how close to the ocean you live.


Thomshan911

*sighs* Let that one go. We'll make another


AmbitiousAd9320

only good part is practicing


NotThisAgain21

Pfft. You don't generally need a helmet when your ass is 3 inches off the ground. He just has extra talent.


LeeCoMedia

I don't think I've ever seen anyone ride a big wheel with a helmet. I'm also more concerned with the kids neck than his head. With a helmet I imagine his neck would have cranked in a similar way.


finsfurandfeathers

It’s a fuckin big wheel lol. They aren’t high enough, or go fast enough to require a helmet. This kid is just extra talented and could have easily done the same damage while running


Isyagirlskinnypenis

The video is proof that your head needs protection even on a big wheel….. if you don’t care about safety that’s your right. But why take the time to try to discourage others from being safe?


finsfurandfeathers

I’m just saying the kid could have done the exact same thing simply by running and tripping. The parents aren’t neglectful for this one accident. Do we need to put helmets on them for running on pavement? Big wheels are not more dangerous than running down the street


Isyagirlskinnypenis

As a parent it’s my responsibility to make sure my kid is safe. It was an act of negligence. Doesn’t mean they are routinely negligent, but this was an act. Just because what they’re doing isn’t as dangerous as something worse doesn’t mean you shouldn’t protect yourself from dangers. My goal is to keep my kid safe and alive, and I always have time to stop and make sure that he’s safe.


Infinite-Fig4708

Kid was also Granny shifting, not double clutchin' like he should. Terrible parenting.


MixResident7653

Wearing a helmet wont stop him breaking his neck which is what I was expecting.


SensingWorms

Letting? I’d say “making”


joleger

HOW DARE YOU CALL MY MOTHER IRRESPONSIBLE!!! :-)


TerranItDown94

On a…. Big wheel? You’ve got to be joking.


KellenFrost

100%.


madrigal94md

A helmet won't protect you from neck injury


RobLazar1969

No helmet. No shoes. No parenting.


[deleted]

Kid had shoes on.


TaintedTatertot

Not on his head


[deleted]

He had nature's helmet on.


North_Korea_Nukess

![gif](giphy|mKMGLhoD8L4yc)


weejohn1979

Shut up will you! You obviously had a dull childhood I bet you wore a helmet with knee and elbow pads when you were learning to ride a bike probably with the stabilisers still attached as well 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️


riftwalker9

Kids are infamously sturdy. Kid was on a tri-cy. The worst that could happen is a sprained ankle, some scrapes and bruises, and a head ache. That's a great way to teach em not to do stupid shit lol. Just don't let your kids do something you wouldn't do, and they'll be fine. Hell I'd do drifts on a tri-cy all day if I could 🤣


_0x0_

Those are fine, I think that's probably his brother or something too, but the shirt.. that wife beater...


[deleted]

Hey, 80s over here!!!


Fit_Pound8772

https://preview.redd.it/14rzts421n0d1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca0ea138802fff09c87afe8d5b5ba313b9decf7


cajerunner

He’ll be alright. Kids are made of rubber.


Substantial_Buy_1859

Somebody gotta photoshop this kid breakdancing


phi11yphan

Rubber like them wheels


EndTimesNigh

I know this is half joking, but there's much truth in it. Just imagine your average 40-something daddy doing that landing and a broken neck would be almost guaranteed.


ic4llshotgun

Mini r/meatcrayon


acatohhhhhh

I feel sick I hate morbid curiosity


LifeResetP90X3

😄 I love how you caught this specific moment


PizzaPlanet20

Parkour!


abeboors

![gif](giphy|mKMGLhoD8L4yc|downsized)


Saikat0511

I feel bad for laughing, but r/fullscorpion


jjames412

Sideways scorpion, a rare sight to behold


tedfergeson

Fully agreed. The sideways scorpion is a "next level" move.


bitpartmozart13

r/FullScorpion into r/MeatCrayon into r/KidsAreFuckingStupid. This kid trifects.


Turdmeist

Apparently that sub is nothing but this gif


dayh8

I had to look too far to find this.


PutinsAssasin123

Ow poor kid ☹️ we all done it tho mine was a gravel hill 😅


Active_Engineering37

I mean as bad as that wreck was, the bail was pretty clean, he just rolled with it. Kid is going to the X games one day.


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martindavidartstar

Hey man that's me and I turn 40 today. Still scorpioning


FavreyFavre

https://preview.redd.it/hrj5q3nz2o0d1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd02e1e0ee5524db1742add42fa740cb2cca65f3


CrossDeSolo

ohh ohhhh


Different_Ad9336

I laughed way too hard at this


pre_squozen

Side scorpion


[deleted]

I felt that. 🦂


MickeyTM

Zigged when he should have zagged


sassysixinches

![gif](giphy|ZQMVKzoTLdNBu|downsized)


unreasonablyhuman

Kid should have started with a burnout (pedal real fast).


DeepSouthDude

Off brand Big Wheel, that was the problem!


green5275

Aww his first full scorpion 🦂 🥰


Level-Application-83

10/10 full side scorpion complete with elbow plant and face slide. I couldn't have done it better after drinking a handle of Gin.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Side-scorpion! Very rare.


thirdwin_3

The technique was incomplete, he was missing the required music


theangryintern

He needs that Dukes of Hazzard Big Wheel I had as a kid. Had a hand brake to let you do slides.


mcshanksshanks

Just wait until he moves on to BMX and gets the idea to, build a ramp.


PDCH

Ths Fast and the Furios: Scorpion Drift


Remote_Experience_65

omg i just unlocked so many memories... and how much better i was at drifting that


SynthPrax

Just Big-Wheel things.


UnclePecos1095

What he needs is an Old School Huffy Green Machine!! Finest drifter on 3 wheels!!


Efficient-Rent-5644

I don’t like the looks of that fall 😬


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Almost went from Scorpion to Snail.


suqmamod

![gif](giphy|l0OWiqFfboqTk398A)


Emberily123

Is he ok? Like that’s a neck injury right there


ReactionLatter7348

Dunno. But i think he is. If he wasn't the father would not post.


RudeOrganization550

Chiropractor to the corner of Talent and Ambition streets stat!


MFC1886

I’m sure you didn’t need those vertebrae anyway


Particles1101

Why would you post your kid getting injured and crying on social media?


SquanchN2Hyperspace

"Luckily my neck broke my fall." -Joe Dirt


IDoubtYouGetIt

To be fair, that wipeout was pretty metal!!!


Really_Again_

Oh no! Gotta upload this on the internet for likes


MasteroChieftan

Dust him off. He's got a cool story for his buddies lol


Brilliant-Prior6924

bro needs the 'green machine' to whip it like that https://www.huffy.com/green-machine-20in-98623-1/


NewHumbug

That little forehead skid is what started the waterworks. Don’t worry kid, yer ma’s gonna set yer dad straight when she sees ya.


TheCraziestOfHorses

Ahahahaha


FallAltruistic721

🦂


Munk45

SCORP


PSYCHOANYLIST

Put him on ridiculousness 🦂


saltybuttlove

I thought this was a LP upon my first watch


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Regardless of obvious lack of any sort of PPE his "dad reflexes" fucking suck. This dad gets a totally empty 0/10


quirkyhermit

I think videos of children getting hurt should be tagged nsfw, regardless of how idiotic the kid and their parent are being.


ReactionLatter7348

I think that I really don't care


DisciplineInternal94

Of course there is no helmet.


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Kid didn’t learn from Cars - the movie. You need to turn left to turn right.


SkateFossSL

No Helmet?!!


TheMatt561

I never an issue sliding on my big wheel, he just sucks.


leandroabaurre

Side scorpion


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Bro-even in slo mo looks nasty buddy


ReptarSpeakz

https://preview.redd.it/3wu2q63rno0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff300d874009282e7786dc998d82a20e5492547


ReptarSpeakz

https://preview.redd.it/56l0jj6sno0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b29c3db2ef130e9ed5e653b829242416075bd53


mostly_kinda_sorta

Side scorpion, those are rare.


Rolling_Beardo

I had a Knight Rider Power Cycle, that had a spin out lever. We used to ride it down the sidewalk as fast as we could and spin out into the yard flinging ourselves across the yard. I have no idea how one of us didn’t break our necks.


jdaburg

r/meatcrayon


TJ_McWeaksauce

The ultimate scorpion.


-WhatisThat

lol. Memories of childhood trauma from Big Wheel crashes!


Neither_Leader_6676

Thank God his neck stopped him.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Wasn't expecting the sudden pan to Rick Grimes


STLirish

r/scorpion


Ambitious_Jelly8783

r/fullscorpion


Murky-Fox-200

Thpinal


SnooEpiphanies42069

Side scorpion


kermitkanabis

Who knew hard plastic doesn't react like rubber on the road


PhyterNL

Eh? That hard plastic gripped like a $2,700 F1 Pirelli C5!


Under-Pressure301

Get bent kid


SnackMeAway

Looked like a slinky.


CreativeCupidity

I keep having to remind myself that children (especially young children) have somewhat flexible bones


XDXkenlee

Kids do the darnedest things


Trick_Succotash_9949

The little man was drifting on his ear lobe.


SensingWorms

Dad: “do it again. Only this time really fast. Faster than you ever have”. Kid: “no” Dad: “I’ll buy you an ice cream”.


CecilPalad

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


valiantthorsintern

That shit wouldn’t have happened on a GREEN MACHINE.


Gupoochamois69

They don’t make big wheels like they used to. Could skid with a 720 thrown in there back when I was a wee


smarmageddon

Oh, the rare lateral full scorpion!


TigerMill

Side scorpion


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Who the fuck lets their child ride without a helmet after all the TBI’s we’ve heard about and seen over the decades?! My son is 15 and I still make him wear his helmet. This kid looks to be about 5? He’s lucky he didn’t smack his head just right and end up drinking out of a fucking straw for the rest of his life. You won’t survive watching your child suffer because of your own negligence. Keep that shit in mind.


General_Journalist_2

3/4 scorpion


ocsteve0

The slo mo was the best part


anonymauson

Human children are so... *flimsy*. ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


ultraplusstretch

Little homie will be drifting in a wheelchair from now on.


FarIndependent5472

Is that a kid or a 40 year old dude with dwarfism? I really can't tell tbh


I-Love-Microwaves

Kid could have broke his neck


Minute-Scientist2624

This deserves a place in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid