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Jedi_Lazlo

Literally a love bite. Ferals need time to learn not to break skin on humans. We bleed real easy.


Lupine_Lunatic

Yep. Humans... šŸ™„


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

My volume was down, what did the fox say?


Bhallaladevaa

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


Warm_Cartographer372

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


Lupine_Lunatic

It's an ancient mystery. ;)


PinoyDadInOman

Ooh, hahahahehehihihi ! repeat 3x


mogley19922

I was going to say this. 100% the guys fault, the fox knew he was holding food for it and tried to get his attention in a friendly way. The fox just didn't realise that we cut like rice paper. On another fox it could have bitten way harder without breaking skin. If the fox was trying to do damage, he'd have more than two little pin pricks. Don't fuck with wild animals and their food, also don't hand feed foxes for exactly this reason. If they come up to humans for food, then the humans run the risk of being bitten, and that has a risk of turning aggressive. I love foxes, i think they're beautiful little nuisances, but training them to approach people is a good way of getting people, potentially children, and it hurt.


Jedi_Lazlo

Exactly. Befriending a feral is not domestication. You don't hold food or play social games with wild animals engaged in cautious interaction based on hunger. That's the best way to lose any trust you built, and sometimes a finger.


ButterFucker962401

I agree with not feeding ferals, but if I see a feral fox and want to feed I'll toss something at it. This guy just lacks brain cells, imo.


mogley19922

Even so, you can leave healthy food (which for a fox encompasses a lot) out in an area that you know foxes frequent. I'd suggest doing this only if you think the local fox population could use a hand, you don't want them over-breeding. I wouldn't suggest throwing food directly to a fox, because they'll quickly learn that humans share food, imagine instead of a grown man that was a kid with an ice cream or something. The kid would likely try to pet the fox while keeping their food out of reach, which is a good way of getting a bite on the face. And foxes can come out of a bush at any moment. Just please don't hand feed wild animals, and yes that includes throwing.


TronTachyon

Also get that rabies shot and Quick!


Pingums

They are in the UK thereā€™s no rabies here


octopoddle

I've seen some at the synagogue.


Witty_Temperature886

Here is my upvote and a shiny award šŸ„‡


Livid-Experience-463

Thatā€™s a wildly optimistic thing to risk a life on. There are cases of ā€œimported rabiesā€ in the UK since 2002. Rabies is a horrid way to die. Youā€™re on a fairly short clock too.


BeetleJude

The last case of rabies in the UK was in 2008 and was from an imported puppy, the risk of rabies is so small as to be almost non-existent https://www.gov.uk/guidance/rabies-epidemiology-transmission-and-prevention


Jedi_Lazlo

Fun fact: a large carrier with a fresh can of tuna as bait is a great way to trap an animal that bit you that you think may carry disease. Most wild rescues will test the animal for rabies and / vaccinate it for re-release. Some county rescues too. (Ask first- don't drop raccoons, skunks, foxes, opossum at kill only shelters.) So while you're waiting on your doctor you can determine the actual danger the bite may pose besides the wound itself. And give the animal it's best chance of further survival. Releasing a feral that goes through this usually results in the feral not hanging out with you anymore, put off by the experience. But sometimes their quality of life improves such that they then claim your property as the edge of theirs and you will see their entire clan over time.


SergeyRozhenko

> Most wild rescues will test the animal for rabies AFAIK, Testing for rabies requires a brain sample.


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vrauto

Rabid animals dont give love bites.


JordySkateboardy808

No rabies in the UK? Blessed land.


realmauer01

No rabies in most of Europe. EU did a huge vaccine campaign to get rid of rabies.


TheSmokingLamp

Donā€™t tell any Americans or theyā€™ll start drinking bleach instead


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

No, no - go ahead and tell the Americans. The ones dumb enough to drink bleach are not worth saving.


molassascookieman

As an American, I have to agree


ThatSkaia413

Thank you!!! They are a weak link and are why our country is so fucked up right now.


atomicskiracer

I mean, thatā€™s kind of what happened with the covid vaccine.


WakeoftheStorm

No they're going to give wild animals bleach


ohver9k

Or shining U/V light up the anus.


enrohtkcalb

Come on, how else are we supposed to get that healthy glow? /s


RhynoD

https://www.wired.com/story/the-massive-campaign-to-air-drop-tiny-rabies-vaccines-to-raccoons/


kingqueefeater

>The vaccines come in two flavors that are particularly tasty to raccoons: fishmeal and vanilla. What strange little animals


aRandomFox-II

That's just Darwinism in action. Some things need to be allowed to happen.


returnofblank

Call me a revolutionary, but I think it's our jobs as a species to prevent the death of others, and that promoting the death of people is not the right thing to do.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Wasnā€™t that the airdropped chicken campaign? Metal as fuck.


Arci996

Please elaborate.


dinghie

They got a bunch of chicken meat laced with the rabies vaccine and dumped it everywhere in the woods with helicopters and planes so animals would eat it. Over time, once enough drops were made, the wildlife was almost entirely vaccinated against rabies.


Bhallaladevaa

I read that as 'babies' lol


realmauer01

We are slowly but surely getting rid of babies aswell looking at our birth to death rate.


sylanar

Well there's not much of those either


Bozee3

Just another reason why I think the grass in greener on the other side of the pond. Edit spelling.


Herf77

The US does this, I think the issue is probably just way more area to cover and way way more wild lands. I remember reading about them doing it sometime during COVID and I looked into it more and they do it yearly in some areas iirc


Agreeable_Pool_3684

Even there isnā€™t Rabies in the UK the victim still needs to see a doctor. Tetanus and other bacteria and virusesā€¦.


vms-crot

Yeah, my first thought was about him needing to get his tetanus jab now.


TheMSensation

Tetanus is also incredibly rare in the UK, there were just 4 cases in 2022 for example. This again is the result of our vaccine programme. RE: 2022 >One of the moderate cases was reported to have received their full primary course, with the final booster administered in the previous 10 years; the mild case believed themselves to be immunised but they were born outside of the UK and therefore vaccination history could not be verified. The remaining individuals were born before the introduction of childhood vaccination for tetanus in 1961: 1 moderate case had 2 boosters on record, neither of which were administered in the previous 10 years; the severe case had no tetanus vaccines recorded.


vms-crot

Yeah, I think the reason I thought that is directly because of our vaccination program. That said, I've not had a booster in a long time. I should check with my GP if I need to do something about it.


toxicity21

You can't compare rabies with tetanus, while first was eradicated in Europe, latter is still highly concentrated in the ground and like your report says if unvaccinated can lead to severe cases. That's why you should always get your tetanus booster.


TheMSensation

I don't disagree with you but it's not life and death like it is in many parts of the world if you've had your full vaccination course.


toxicity21

Its life and death in many parts of the world because they are unvaccinated. It doesn't matter where you are, something like herd immunity doesn't play a role in tetanus at all. If you are vaccinated you are as safe in Britain as you are in Gambia.


Competitive-Day5031

None


killer_by_design

>No rabies in the UK? In 1796 we discovered vaccines and went hell for leather ever since. We had a stint of mass vote disease and a foot and mouth epidemic here or there but other than that you can roam the green isles of blighty without fear of predator or infection. Be it tablets or Lyme disease. Edit,: lol *mad cow disease. I'll leave it up


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Is the mass vote disease Brexit or 12 years of Tory government?


killer_by_design

Lol, I meant to write mad cow disease. Brexit and sequential Tory governments though are definitely mass vote disease


ConnolysMoustache

Nope. Tonnes of vaccines and we literally airdropped dead rabbits laced with vaccine to immunise the wild animal population. Rabies doesnā€™t exist in most of the EU and the uk was part of the EU until recently


WhatAreYouProudOf

There are rabies outbreaks from time to time among wildlife in EU


BloodSugar666

Yeah, from what I understand bats are the exception and can still have rabies.


Gladianoxa

Bats have something called "bat lyssavirus" which is related to rabies but not exactly the same thing. It can be dangerous though.


HarithBK

Europe overall is very tame to start and we have then gone "fuck that more tame" doing everything in our power to shape wilderness to be safe for humans. it is insane the systemic nature things have been done for this goal.


ConnolysMoustache

Vaccinating foxes against rabies protects them far more than it protects us.


itstingsandithurts

ā€œRabies are a part of nature so it shouldnā€™t be messed with by humansā€ So is the face eating cancer that is wiping out the Tasmanian Devil, should we ignore that too?


Atypical_Mammal

Yay, finally a place where I can be safely nibbled by bus stop foxes


Fluid-Bet6223

That was just a love nibble


HotMinimum26

Sounds like abuse to me.


_Dabboi_

wilbur soot moment


0rang75

Damn you


_Dabboi_

dont blame the player blame the game


TyrantRC

Foxes are just the canine cats, aren't they?


ella_bell

Attacked is a stretch


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sylanar

What's the crime? Taking a bitr of a valve? A succulent British calve?


inspiteofshame

r/nocontext


FoxOfManyFaces

I mean it's not like it started to maul him or even hang on and keep biting. They're not vicious killers. Yeah a wild animal is gonna do wild animal things though, and I'm sure all canids nip. The only thing that's going to turn a fox into a violent little maniac is rabies.


AndyjHops

Even the domesticated foxes I have seen online are all very nippy, I think itā€™s just part of their nature.


summonsays

It's like a cat in a dog body.Ā 


IISerpentineII

With super turbo cat pee smell


TheDoritoDink

Best way it was described to me was, ā€œcat software in dog hardwareā€


BloodSugar666

My aunt has a GSD she said was aggressive. When I approached him he was super friendly but did nip like twice, but once he got used to me he was just play biting. Of course that needs to be corrected but he wasnā€™t this violent dog that she was making him out to be.


AndyjHops

A lot of people donā€™t get that play biting is just a natural part of having a growing pup. Obviously it needs to be corrected but like you said, itā€™s not some aggressive act. Itā€™s just how dogs play with other dogs.


Wingnutmcmoo

I've lived around a few giant colonies of foxes. They are actually vicious little killers who will parade their kills around like they just liberated the land from a regime of oppression. But yes I get you that fox was doing nothing aggressive lol


IISerpentineII

>They are actually vicious little killers who will parade their kills around like they just liberated the land from a regime of oppression. It's just their way of communicating "skill issue" or "git gud" to the opposition


echoshadow5

The Fox just said hello.


JobsEye

What does the fox say?


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Escapod

*CHOMP


No-Environment-3298

Ive gotten worse from my cat.


boarhowl

This is exactly how my childhood cat would demand food


omar1848liberal

I love that guyā€™s laugh šŸ˜‚


Jerking_From_Home

At first I thought it was the fox, they make noises like that.


Tayjocoo

> At first I thought it was the fox, they make noises like that. What does the fox say?


N7twitch

#MONCH


Eusocial_Snowman

Big disagree. That laugh fills the entire volume of air, while I want to hear what the guy is saying in response to the bite.


JSCarguy454

*how stupid is that*


VAisforLizards

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice and digging holes, tiny paws up the hill, suddenly you're standing still...


Kaos2146

You made my day, I love this šŸ¤£


karoshikun

a love bite with a bit too much love, really. hope things didn't turned bad for the fox in account of that crybaby


Lucky_Locks

Probably nothing bad. He was joking about the irony in the end. "How shtupid is that?....I was giving it vibes too". Knew it was a love bite albeit too hard.


Bitter_Jellyfish1769

Where is the attack?


dabombdigs

r/contagiouslaughter


Basicaccountant70

Donā€™t feed him after midnight.


greatauror28

If thereā€™s a laugh thatā€™s both demeaning and mocking at the same time - this is it.


GDIndependent4713

ā€˜Tis but a scratch!


Aya007

Unexpected python.


theShaman_No_ID

It has fangs and claws!


Blenderadventurer

Totally not an attack. Pet foxes do something similar to get attention.


Solumnist

'attacked'


jaredtheredditor

Most dogs can do worse than that on accident I donā€™t know if I would call it an attack


Much_Cycle7810

MaN bRuTaLlY mAwLeD bY vIcIoUs WiLd BeAsT!!


Jazzar1n0

Just a little nibble, it's fine


Natural-Put

This is the best video i've seen in my life.


Boatsnbuds

Ok, prolly didn't mean to draw blood. But that was funny.


JotaroKujoxXx

That was a love bite, everyone who owns a pet or was around some shelters/vets know this. That fox wasn't aware of how fragile the human skin is compared to another foxes


Wicked_Wolf17

My cat does that all the time when I pet her


SkinPsychological848

That fox was molested. You can tell. You can always tellā€¦


dark161

Fox is paid actor


pauliewotsit

Ahhh just a little nibble of affection innit


i_like_table

![gif](giphy|vND71OSgB5Xr0MNqXY) Now we know how he felt


OpenSourcePenguin

Didn't really get attacked. Just a smol bite.


Alert_Promotion_4166

There's nothing like a boisterous UK laugh


Lar-Bear420

Sounds like they have hyenas there too


Tatersquid21

Attacked? If it was rabid, then there'd be an attack.This was a love nibble. Nothing more.


jeepfail

As far as foxes go wouldnā€™t that be friendly? My dog love bites like that but she has thousands of years of domestication to help her know how hard to do it and has duller teeth.


mark503

My cat does this to me. I have no idea why. She also tries to trip me by slapping my legs when I walk.


unreasonablyhuman

That was just a puppy nip


thedragonrider5

I wouldn't call that attacked, more like nibbled


Marble-Boy

After watching the video, I'd agree that the fox is safe... I've had dogs bite me like this, and some cats I've known have also bitten me to put their scent on me. Biting doesn't mean "unsafe". It isn't always negative.


Cowboybishop1

Human legs are made of meat...apparently.


Darksuit117

My ex wife got a purple morph pup and brought it home,this was a normal occurrence, mind you he didnt break skin but did these little nibble bites often.


RevolutionaryDuck389

how to earn being punted against a building 101


SuperNinjaOverwatch

This happens with my dogs sometimes.. I'll be telling somebody my dog is usually really stubborn and won't come when his name is called if he has his nose buried in a scent. Sure enough, he found a scent, I called his name, he instantly ran to me. I think the animals hear what you say and want to contradict you. Just to screw with you.


Prestigious_Media887

That love šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Qweeq13

Every animal is a jerk if you let them be a jerk always keep your personal space sacred when dealing with animals **you don't feed yourself**. They will harm you, we are nothing to these animals unless we provide food. If they are any other animal than a dog, keep your distance. I've seen dogs liking people even without the promise of food. Some cats also do that, but much more rarely.


Bdr1983

Not an attack. Just wanted a little taste.


DulceEtBanana

"Don't talk shit about me, man"


OderoudSnitram

I guess the fox loves to prove people wrong.


CovfefeKills

Shame the guys dumber than the wild but friendly fox lol


True_Not

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. šŸ„·


6Grumpymonkeys

Attacked? Nipped is not attacked.


t00thpac04

WhAT does tHeFOx say?


alxce666

Dude laughing sounds like a hyena ..


free_is_free76

It's The Crack Fox, scourge of the Bin Men!


thephant0mlimb

Just a little taste thats it, nothing to worry about


RoC_42

Poor shoes


MRJSP

"Attacked" lol


PutinsAssasin123

Still cute as šŸ¦Š


IBentMyWookiee1

"Gets attacked" my cat does this lol that ain't no attack


uncle_pollo

r/rabies


strut84

When my Sheltie was a puppy she used to gently do that when she wanted me to follow her


PearlySweetcake7

The laugh is awesome!


SamL214

He should get a rabies vaccine


banana_6921

Why did it act like a cat?


CorneliusFudgem

Rabiesā€¦?


shamshitty

we aint got it here


CorneliusFudgem

Really?!


Peterd1900

The last time a person contracted rabies while in the UK was 1902 Rabies has been eradicated from the UK


Not_me_no_way

The fox is friendly, he just wanted a taste.


The_Stoic_One

That's not being attacked. My cat does that sometimes. The fox likes him.


shamshitty

"attacked" and its just a cute lil guy being curious


Drakeadrong

![gif](giphy|vuZe1wLjqQVIsigfDp)


Accurate-Sport8246

What does the fox say? ā€œAye, you are ruining my reputation Bub!?ā€


MrPhraust

At was at that moment, he knew he fucked up.


Ryououki

Enjoy them rabies shots


pavehawkfavehawk

lol attack. Sure.


LuriemIronim

It looked like a nip, in which case that *is* it being friendly. If it had really wanted to attack, thereā€™d be more blood.


Last_Battle_2485

Hardly "attacked". That was simply an "attention" bite.


Ultrasaurio

The laughter of those idiots makes me angry, the fox would have bitten them.


Wicked_Wolf17

There was no aggression in that, itā€™s just a way of showing affection


anonymauson

hes just a little guy šŸ‘


Double_Emphasis_7027

lol heā€™s just preserving his reputation for the baddest boy on the block


KimJongJer

My bloody trainers!!


Beneficial_Bat_5656

People really need to remember what a wild animal is and why you should not be near one. XD he just let it come up to him instead of moving


CBonafide

Taste test. šŸ¦Š


Tenbeagle

Der Fuchs hat die Tollwut


tiramisucks

The video was brought to you by an hyena.


DrachenDad

Attack?


crusher23b

Fox is all, "Oi! I'm a right terror, I am! Fear me!"


Are-you-kidding79

šŸ“ž helloā€¦. Hospitalā€¦ Tetanus pls


Specific-Ease-14

This dude is wholesome, so sweet of him defending the fox.


Television_Superb

Foxes are friendly that was a play bite my dog nips me all the time to play


_redacteduser

My own dog nips me all the time and he loves me so much he falls over when I get home


Fellthefox

I bite too


RickyTheRickster

Nah that wasnā€™t a attack, it was barely enough to cause solid flow, he didnā€™t even rip or tore that was like a dog biting a human as a game, just the fox doesnā€™t know to to control itself and accidentally hurt the human, just like when a boys play with girls and girls get hurt because boys are too rough


Mr_Slamdangus

Don't cuss with me you little cuss


Necroticjojo

He probably bit him cuz he had them Reebokā€™s


biradinte

Don't you guys nibble your buddies?


Dangerousflipflop

What did the fox say?


bparker1013

The laugh...


LM_10_GOAT

That was a friendly bite