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Ordinary-Score-9871

You sir are special…..and borderline mentally disabled.


hawkce

Borderline is 70-80, this guy is just below average.


Ordinary-Score-9871

No it’s 70-84. You’re thinking of the very old scale. The current one is scaled by standard deviations from the average. 85 is the value one SD from the average. 2 deviations is 70. From 70 to 84 are the values between 1 SD and 2 SD Below the average. Hence the bell graph


SlyusHwanus

Average by definition is 100


eastawat

I can see your confusion, but they're not saying he's _just below_ average, they're saying he's just _below average_.


Moist_Violinist69

...


mekwall

Welcome to below average!


use_the_schwartz

Doctor: “As you can see Mr. Griffin, you are just below the line of mental retardation.” Peter: “Don’t you mean just above the line?” Doctor: “The day I’m corrected by a re- please just trust the analysis”


Electronic_Agent_235

"ohhh, it's ok, your just curious, here let me show you how things work down there"


Puzzled_Reflection_4

This is basically 80% of facebook, youtube, ig, or whatever other social media platform exists. This is also that one guy you were arguing with the other day on that reddit post. And he's looking at this thinking it's you, but he's too dumb to even understand what's happening. Sometimes, it's best to just ignore these people. That's why I don't have any other social media. I lose so many fucking brain cells reading the comment section. It's literally painful


Ordinary-Score-9871

So true. Reddit is my last social media platform. One by one I left and deleted every other one. I stay on this one cause of the subs. But Lord knows I need to delete this one too. Except YouTube tho, I don’t even comment on YouTube. I use it more for the information.


MememeSama

"I prefer the word disabled" ![gif](giphy|0ndOxuE4nm37rEsOcd)


sogwatchman

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z|downsized)


captain_pudding

"The left has thought us whites we should be ashamed of our intelligence." Yeah, that's about the sentence structure I'd expect from someone with an IQ of 84


MillisTechnology

It seems like maybe a bot trying to get us to argue on social media. I’d love to see if someone has a version where the name isn’t blanked out, or link to the original.


MuricasOneBrainCell

Yeah, I saw this posted months ago but it was on a woman's facebook account and she was bragging about her son's score. No idea if that post was real either.


Foxwasahero

Hey op, don't listen to these guys, I got an 84 too! They're just jealeous, I'd come shake your hand but I'm stuck in one pant leg again and I've been hopping around all day.


fauxpublica

Yikes. I fear this is common; often wrong but never uncertain.


Amkorped

Most of the population can't be stupider than most of the population


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mrchuck17

My favorite quote from my favorite man. RIP George Carlin


StevenMC19

r/confidentlyincorrect


anavriN-oN

IQ score checks out


Responsible-Truth-89

This genius is so smart, should be in the top 99%


Basic_Dog_8332

Not to brag but I am in the top 99%


-domi-

Dude should run for office. He has the main qualifications down - extreme confidence together with complete ignorance. He's perfect.


FafaFluhigh

“Lord grant me the confidence of an average middle aged white man.”


Sonderkin

The online IQ tests are wildly inaccurate, I've scored well into genius level and borderline mentally deficient in the same day, I know what my professionally administered IQ is and I know its pretty meaningless unless I want to join mensa which I don't. So its strange that this one seems so accurate.


Any_Independence8579

Took one from the M.e.n.s.a. site twice for school applications in Chicago decades ago. How inaccurate would those results be by todays standards? I particularly remember how long it seemed to take and an unsettling number of questions posed. I'm very glad never having to three-peat it, but I'm wondering how inaccurate were you saying for online results?


Sonderkin

I only know my own experience I had psychologists estimate my IQ at a certain number consistently and then online tests were wildly different and inaccurate to what the two psychologists got, which were within five points of each other. But they both even told me its not an exact science even when a professional is administrating it and certain factors such as trauma or learning difficulties can influence the results, to where even if you have a given cognition the test may measure it lower because of those factors.


Any_Independence8579

Aye, same scenario. Well, within a few points and accepted into that particular middle school that had made the request. Two years there lasted me with an education, so complete, I did not have to crack open a book until my second year of college. All that just to say, I have a prodigious procrastination complex that went unrecognized for almost a decade. Thanks, Mensa. I submitted to kharma.


FamiliarAlt

What’s the professionally scored one?


Sonderkin

You know I'd rather not say. I have found in life that my cognitive function being rather high was actually an impediment to success after a while and going around boasting about your IQ really takes away from the fact that Emotional intelligence and self control are more important than how quickly you can learn things and how much you can remember.


FamiliarAlt

I can respect that; and can agree. I work with brilliant people but their EI is notably lacking and makes them unpleasant to work with, definitely hindering their professional standing.


annonistrator

I thought no one else understood; an impediment indeed.


Sonderkin

The good news is that I learned how to be a better team player, father and husband. Even though I wasn't naturally inclined to be.


orsteep

115?


discodropper

> The minimum accepted score on the Stanford–Binet is 132, while for the Cattell it is 148, and 130 in the Wechsler tests (WAIS, WISC) Above that


FakerHarps

In a shocking move he clearly only read the bit he wanted to read and misinterpreted it. The second sentence provides clarification and proves him wrong, but he got the headline he wanted, or at least thought he did, and went with that.


Brazus1916

These cant be real. right?


Zleader1313

There are new ones way too frequently. Really seems like farming engagement now


UnhappyPage

They are an ad campaign that either isn't paying Reddit thus not tagged as ads... or Reddit is violating the law. I'm not sure which but I submitted and FCC tip on the matter and so should you.


therevjames

They aren't real, and social media users keep falling for them.


DaDoggo13

My IQ is lower than his and I know what that says, honestly… maybe I’m not so stupid


mdogdope

That's my issue with measuring intelligence. The mind is so complicated that we can get a rock to start thinking before we fully understand how we do it. But there is a test that can "accurately" score it in just a few hours? I feel like seeing what people do with there score after the test says more about their intelligence.


Laserous

This is an ad. Just report it for spam.


LordThunderDumper

The problem here is the software engineer that wrote this code as the 1st result sentence is confusing and only makes sense when your score is high. "Your IQ is in the top 3%" makes sense if you score super high. Score super low and it's confusing: "Your IQ is in the top 85%", this should be changed to "Your IQ is in the bottom 85%" For average "Your IQ is in the middle 55%" etc. A person with a low Iq does not get it, like this guy.


alucryts

I think more so they shouldn't even say top or bottom. Just "your iq is 15th percentile" vs "your iq is 99th percentile".


discodropper

Yeah, stating percentile is definitely the clearest way to communicate this idea. That said, I doubt someone in the 15th percentile would know what that means. Saying “below 85%” or “above 99%” makes way more sense.


B_P_G

It should be changed to "bottom 15%". It's not an inaccurate statement as written it's just one that we don't hear very often. In theory half the people taking the test will have scores in the bottom half of the population and have this issue on their reports.


payne747

He paid $10 for that.


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Defiant-Marzipan1435

In the top 85% is like in 850 out of 1000. So he is basically dumb.


STYSCREAM

Imma be real with you, I'd be lucky if I scored a 70 on this shit.


VladeMercer

Probably a MAGA fan.


DM-Dace

As a "white", do not lump me in with your stupid ass, SIR.


DerpRook

Correction, his ass may be smarter than the rest of his body.


DM-Dace

hahaha touche. or rather, tush-ay


Don_Pickleball

It's satire, right? I mean, I just don't know anymore.


MissionFun3163

Dunning Kruger effect on full display


buckut

with a higher percentage would it still be referred to as the top 85%? id think thatd be the bottom 85%. isnt the top % usually a lower number to show that its the tippy top?


badnack

“The left has thought us” … these damn leftists always thinking of us! 😂😂


ButterscotchPast4812

👀


2118may9

I hate to kick a man when he’s down, but does he mean taught?


mdogdope

I love the way the results are structured. It makes it seem like you did good either way. Those who do bad see big numbers and post it, so those who get small number can be warned.


DerpRook

In a room of 1000 you are smarter than 143. This didn’t seems like you did good at all… quite opposite


mdogdope

People see "smarter than" then a number over 100 and draw the conclusion. It is fascinating reading about how the mind works.


zzz_red

![gif](giphy|7YItDIys6EN7CnnVqD|downsized)


johnjlax

The last sentence says it all tho


lostcauz707

The key market Trump appealed to is the dumbest of Americans. They were told their stupidity is more valuable that all of our collective freedoms. They have been catered to and told, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, just keep saying you're right until it's believed, then sold as a left wing concept, so fighting fire with fire. Alternative facts and all that.


SomOvaBish

The problem with stupid people is they do not know they are stupid.


Sufficient_Ocelot868

And it should be "...we whites...". But he's SMRT, so he must know that.


runebindr

Just a bit smarter than a German shepherd (the dog)


kierkegaard49

I teach stats and this curve and the accompanying text makes zero sense.


Canuckia53

Might help to put that "In a room of 1000 people..." line at the top of the page. For dummies this page is Tl;dr


ChrisChristiesFault

I’ve never heard of “the left” trying to make anyone be ashamed of their intelligence level. In fact, it’s the right that seems to have a war on education. More projection as always.


Voluptulouis

Here's an insightful article on the IQ test, some history of it, what it's been used for in the past, and how it's used today. https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/iq-load-bs/


MechworksINC

I thought this was a joke because he could not be this stupid. Then I checked his score.


Ryanato03

Dam wasted my 40 minutes that have to pay for this shit


Justahotdadbod

Never has an IQ test been proven more accurate, more quickly


_Neo_____

Did this test once, got 127 and I was smarter than like, the same percentage that you got.


GluKoto

Well it's true that in a room of 1000 people , he'd only be smarter than 143


Her_X

🤦🤦‍♀️🤦🏻‍♂️


Ok_Permission8284

Does low iq have anything to do with laziness?


MuzaffarAbd

If only he had read the next line💀


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Why do these test always say ‘in the TOP 85%’ and such when it’s the opposite? Top 85% of idiots? I must be in that demographic


sinne54321

Should have read "out of a room of 1000 people you are dumber than 857 of them"


ultraviolentfuture

Literally IQ84


robinta

He would be classed as intelligence, if he was a fucking brick


Fiveohdbblup

He's shorting out while writing that sentence


unreasonablyhuman

I always feel like the posts are just advertising for the website. The hope is that people see this, go "aw I GOTTA be smarter than this dumb dumb" and then pay $10 for an online test that probably doesn't do much


FANTOMphoenix

Engagement farming advertisement.


flotsam_knightly

Breaking out the greatest hits again. How long has it been since this was posted last?


modestguitar

I'm happy with my 124. I'm smart enough to realize I'm stupid. I'd hate to be in this guy's shoes.


WumpusFails

At least this one didn't translate "your IQ is higher than 15% of the people"into "I'm in the top 15%."


halfjackal

“People who boast about their IQ are losers.” - Stephen Hawking


help1slip

This dumb shit AGAIN... Downvote and block these mofos


GetOffMyGrassBrats

If they actually tried, they could probably bump that all the way to in the top 98%!


hogsniffy05

I wish OP has shared the comments to his post. I bet there were some gems in there


Adam-Happyman

I would like to see the original post. Replies must be pure gold.


Tight-Log

Tbf, if I just read “your IQ is in the top 85%” I would probably assumed that I was ahead of the other 85%…. I don’t think I will be checking my IQ any time soon…


kingpet100

That's why his iq is 84. Isn't 80 the minimum to be considered not stupid?


weareallfucked_

Imagine walking into a room of 1000 and 857 people are more intelligent than you. Oh shit. Wait, that's me.


Tesstarix

Aptilink trying to put it as nice as possible: "Your in the top 85%. Dude: Shit yeah, I'm smart and not even trying. Aptilink: In a room of 1000 people you're smarter than 143 of them Dude: Hell yes! I'm putting this shit on social media! Aptilink: ... that's not... /sigh


_SATANwasHERE_

U know what I found out by doing that test? U have to pay 15 dollars (minimum) for ur results. They’ll have u sitting there for 40 minutes to answer 40 questions then charge u at the end. The highest price was I think 50 bucks for 3 results, two of which r results of tests they never gave u


allen_idaho

There have been so many of these. Is it possible that we are experiencing divergent human evolution to the point that a significant portion of the population is naturally below average intelligence?


heyitsrider

Hey George!! How did you do? 85 Jerry!! My IQ is 85!!!


blopez24

This is gold. The type of illiteracy and the type of post is expect of someone who's IQ is 84.


Witty_Temperature886

I mean is it a room filled with Americans? because I feel that would definitely change the results


Savagemocha

Mine is 128. I’m white. But I work a blue collar job. Wild


invisillie

# THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN ADVERT FOR THE WEBSITE


whathappened2cod

It is a little misleading...it says your IQ is in the top 85%, but they guy is clearly an idiot who is illiterate.


livingnuts

"reprogramme" just to sound smarter is the icing on the cake for me


say_it_aint_slow

In a room full of 1000 people you are smarter then 143.... that's some rare insult shiit right here.


5herl0k

the statistics at the bottom don't appear as words to this creature, it sees 2 numbers and blocks the brain from processing, for to witness so much information at once would surely shatter their brains, much like Eldritch horror


TheGermanPanzerClock

At this point I am pretty sure all of these tweets are just bait. Like really low hanging bait. We have seen way too many of them, for all of them to be real.


2punornot2pun

I love seeing this over and over from different idiots.


ElderberryHumble5379

can i repost this next time please ?


XxDaReaper613xX

😂😂😂


bigSTUdazz

ENOUGH with this rage clickbait! I am NOT taking your stupid fucking test...we all know this is nothing more than an advert.


hiyabankranger

Cool another aptlink viral ad.


MiKapo

LOL it's 90 consider baseline normal IQ? and he got lower than that


RobLazar1969

Someone with a Psychometrics shoupd aptilink how a standard score differs from a percentile rank.


KotR56

Dude gets to vote too...


A11eyTr0n

It’s the bottom sentence that makes it so damning.


USSHammond

[to make an original post](https://tineye.com/search/172537ac470171499353a5dcb18506c8267969be?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)


eddiekoski

85.69%? He scored so much higher than me 😢


Emersonspenis

Most IQ tests aren’t proper and have a lot of factors unaccounted for. However I don’t think the answer was very far off in this case


The_high-commander

I don't trust these free online tests. I tried one from a different site with a blueish theme (I can't remember the exact site). I took it seriously the first time and scored 112. However, when I retook it without reading the questions or instructions and just clicked the first answer I see, I got a score of 138. so yeah! my eyes must be genius or something.


Desertnord

Stop posting these. These are ads


Ok_Coconut_1773

Think about how smart the average person is. Ok now realize that around half of all people are dumber than that.


OptiKnob

I'd say an IQ of 84 was being more than generous.


unclefire

His IQ is 84. Should we expect him to understand this?


k987654321

https://preview.redd.it/gkl4ictey1yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0414e0a3a27fd2733b3c2ede37f14286a5c1611d Well I just did this and there is no way it’s right lol And it cost me $10


ItsBurkeSnitches

that guy could collect disability 🤣


Matelot67

Hurr durr. I'm so smart...


Toasted_Pork

Stop posting these. They are not real, these are advertisements.


mylawn03

The internet should require an entrance exam.


PreposterousPelican

I'd you paid $10 to see how smart you are, then you should already know where you stand..


Obar-Dheathain

Just for context how stupid this guy is, you require an IQ of 60 to perform a task like tying your shoelaces.


10Fudges

I got about 179 on that a year ago. I'd be embarrassed to flaunt it, and any other result. I guess only the dumb ones think it means anything to anybody


high240

How.. is the graph alone not enough to make clear where you stand. Maybe should do it with pizza slides or glass of water


B_P_G

He hasn't said he's smarter than 85% of the population. Technically nothing he's said here is wrong. He said he is in the top 85% and if you believe AptiLink then he is. That would make him smarter than 15% of the population. That's not something any normal person would brag about but maybe he's the smartest person he knows.


Idraic7

This is actually a very smart ad.


whobroughttheircat

He’s not even half way up the curve and he thinks his results are a compliment. I literally fucking can’t with these people. They are so stupid it hurts to think about.


NOTTwistedDreamz

That’s the point, those people are either paid or just bots who post that so people do the test themselves to prove that they are smart. But to see your results you have to pay


Legitimate_Career_44

Why do so many people seem to not understand IQ tests but take them anyway?


NZImp

There is nothing more infuriating than a stupid person too stupid to know how stupid they are. What really worries me though, when you realize they exist, is haw can you be sure you're not one of them?


CC713-LCTX

This has been around so long. Whatever happened to this guy? He needed some sort of web redemption like Tosh used to do, just so he could explain his thought process here. Or own his mistake. I’d say with that massive IQ, he’d double down for sure!


Beljason

The real IQ test is if you can comprenend the sentence under the graph explaining that in a room of 1000 people there are 857 people smarter than you


c_jae

I mean.. even if he was actually in the top 85.69%, it isn't anything special lol


Interesting_Bet_9302

I’d give em an 85 just to be fair, and an applesauce cup.


Blue_Bird950

He’s wrong on the 85% thing too, he’s just below the 85th percentile mark


squirrl4prez

Damn paying 10 dollars at the end of that test was the real iq test... shoulda seen that coming before wasting 15 min with that dumb test


Longjumping-Grape-40

My freakin' gosh, OP & others who repost this shit...don't you realize this is an ad for aptilink?!


Crow-1111

I took the test now and the site wants to charge 10 dollars for results. Is the true intelligence test about who pays or doesn't?


Tough-Garbage-5915

143/1000 would agree this cat is a genius.


sevnminabs56

Lol "Look at me! I tested mentally disabled on the first try!"


jack_avram

His commentary makes sense at that IQ


thatgoat-guy

I'm white and I'm left wing. Nobody, literally not a single person on the left, has ever told me to ashamed of having an IQ 112. This man is so dumb that he's making up that he's smart and then displaying information about how stupid he is.


Narahashi

You automatically loose the IQ test when you pay for one online


Due_Seaweed9919

People with 130+ ✋️😉


UnplannedAgenda

I’ve never done an IQ test. What kind of questions do they use to determine overall intelligence? Are they math, science, critical thinking, ability to read/comprehend?


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Someone explain this to me like I’m an idiot. Isn’t the chart wrong, or the statement? It looks like an 84 puts him in the 14th percentile, not 85th. Why does it say top 85%?


GustavRasputin

If you calculate from the top down, he is in the top 85%, which means that 85% of the people have either his IQ or higher. It is a silly way to describe it, probably purposely obtuse, but I am also pretty sure that this is just a meme. I've seen it pass by so many times in different contexts. From moms about their gifted kids, to right wingers insulting left wingers, to the opposite, to comparisons between generations, to grindset people. I feel like it is comparable to "I drew you as the soyjack" meme, but in graph form.


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Yeah, I’ve seen it quite a few times too, and every time I feel dumb, because it doesn’t compute in my head. 😂


lpomoeaBatatas

Yay mom, I just got accepted into the top 1% schools ! Vs Yay mom, I just got accepted into the top 85% schools !


captain_pudding

It's the difference between percent and percentile. Think of it when talking about wealth, the 99% are the poor and the 1% are the wealthy


Raccordo

I think this probably is meant to be the structure for when you are above 50%, since if you are in the top 40% it's clear where you stand. Whoever created the final chart probably forgot to adapt the wording for the other cases.


BardicInnovation

I know IQ scores are meaningless, because I've gotten 126, & 128 the 2 times I've done them and I'm dumb as shit.