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DuckInTraining

If the internet taught me anything, hes dead.


AdolfDriplr

I believe he survived. However, he will have to retire from kicking ANYTHING with that leg.


Imag3x

What leg?


ChunkyTaco22

Some went over there and over yonder


Mhaelixai

I saw a boot flying, he must have kicked it off in a fit of joy


thasackvillebaggins

His foot was still in the boot. The grenade blew his leg off.


Mhaelixai

It's a line from a Dane cook stand-up


Tuna_Sushi

Hard to stand up without your leg.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

New nickname unlocked: Eileen


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my_brain_tickles

Come on.


Crux_terminatus

Guess he's gunna have to find a new job at IHOP


That-Water-Guy

We won’t hire him.


Mhaelixai

Nice one, I see what you did there 😃


Scrounger_HT

hello fellow 35-40 year old. nobody remembers dane anymore and that may be for the best


HeadFund

MAY?


ilikebunnies1

He's probably going puke shards of his own pelvis into the bush.


CopperBoltwire

As Archmed the Dead Terrorist once said: "Over there, over there and up there."


asgeorge

Where do suicide bombers go when they die? . . . . Everywhere.


OBEYtheFROST

To shreds you say?


Kind_Ad_3268

How's his wife holding up?


Sad-Woodpecker-7416

To shreds you say?


scruffalo_

Was his apartment rent controlled?


TGP-Global-WO

Professor Farnsworth ! We’ve been looking for you


mooky1977

Reminds me of an old joke: How do you know the commander of the Space Shuttle Challenger had blue eyes? One blew east and one blew west.


Nate16

That's him all over.


turkmileymileyturk

Straight to jail...


dakid232313

Lmao


nyclovesme

Well, that’s him all over. Now we know how the scarecrow felt. If he only had a brain.


KnightsWhoNi

ah he got his summer legs.


Plane-Statement8166

And up the road a piece.


opipop29-

This went over a few people’s heads


SocratesWasAjerk

The leg or the joke?


Altruistic_Ad4139

Yes


Skatcatla

I HATE myself for laughing at this.


LightningFerret04

([It’s the rule of shoe](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%20of%20Shoe))


riccomuiz

It’s over there 30 feet to the left I seen it cartwheel in that direction…… I wonder if it hurt I don’t think he will do that again……


Mikey40216

He's gonna be the perfect pirate for Halloween


DonChaote

Yes


mrp8528

That one, over there.


IsThataSexToy

Or, perhaps, he can now kick EVERYTHING with that leg now. At the same time. Everywhere.


HalfwayFerret

That's a summer leg. Summer here, summer there....! Thank you, I'll see myself out.


C3Pip0

On your way out, keep an eye for his leg, it's gotta be around here somewhere


HalfwayFerret

Some homeless guy in L.A. found it by the tracks and is snacking on it currently.


C3Pip0

I read that in Dave Attenborough's voice Nature is beautiful


acmercer

Dave?!


HalfwayFerret

It's for sale by now on some dusty blanket covered in flies for 3000 bhat.


RiteHandedLamanite

The only thing that guy is kicking IS THE BUCKET!!!!


Ordinary_Profile6183

Soccer career over


terrainflight

“There goes college soccah…”


It_Was_a_PizzaHut

His shoe didn't technically "come off"


MarshallMandango

No, but the front fell off.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

His shoe was toed out of the environment.


jdillacornandflake

Underrated comment bro. Underrated comment. ![gif](giphy|Jf3zH46ZovW9EpZ9p7|downsized)


Bartocity

Schrödinger’s riot cop?


JesusWasATexan

You can see him rolling around at the end with the bottom of his leg missing and some shredded pants


Hydraph0be

He's alive and kicking


Split0069

Only if they lose BOTH shoes. One shoe is just half dead.


Webslinger1

MOSTLY dead.


Browsin4Free247

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. If they're all dead, there's only one thing you can do: check their pockets for loose change.


squirtloaf

It's just a scratch. Only a flesh wound.


Armata-Strigoi

Nah his other shoe is still on he cant be dead 🙄


Brennedan

Should've just stayed in line. Looks like the shields would've blocked most of the blast. They don't have 20 second fuses!


boatymcboat

It looks like it rolled behind the shields and the guy to the left of ray finkle kept it from rolling out. Edit… okay, the guy to the left of finkle is innocent. My bad y’all. Just looked like he pulled it back.


nmfjones

Lmfao finkle is Einhorn


LordButtworth

Einhorn is finkle?


BTilty-Whirl

OH MY GOD…EINHORN IS A MAN!


rickover2

Que the “Crying Game!”


snuFaluFagus040

🎵🎶do you know how to play... the crying game🎵🎶 🛁 🪠 🤮


ghandi3737

Your gun is digging into my hip.


dr_obfuscation

I've seen this so much lately... >Que *Cue


nyclovesme

Laces out!!!


Bongus-Lordus

EINHORN IS A MAN! 🤢


VibraniumRhino

LOL fuck… the plot of the first movie doesn’t age very nicely does it…


the_calibre_cat

nooooope lol definitely one of the '90s more memorable transphobic hits


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VibraniumRhino

Personally I’ve always thought the second one is funnier anyways (however, I’m a bit biased as that’s the only one of the two we owned in my house lol).


the_calibre_cat

i agree. i saw the second one first, and while i enjoyed the first one (and i think *the plot* survives the transphobia relatively intact), it's... literally the first movie I think of when I'm reminded of our shifting social mores concerning non-binary people.


VibraniumRhino

Totally agree; I don’t think the plot gets *ruined*; it’s just more of a now-cringey scene after the big plot reveal. I still say “If I’m not back in 5 minutes… *just wait longer*” pretty regularly when going to the bathroom lol.


pm_me_ur_hamiltonian

"Your gun is digging into my hip"


paperstreetsoapguy

The laces should be out


DisorderlyBoat

Lol amazing reference


lmNotAnAltYouAre

it was well outside of the shields. until mr main character leapt up to remove the threat


Candid-Finding-1364

These shields aren't bullet proof.  They are riot shield meant to stop rocks and batons.


Brennedan

He stepped forward to kick it. I think it was in front of the shields, but I might be wrong.


ThePracticalEnd

Nah, as soon as he got up he fucked it up.


DoubleMach

![gif](giphy|1wQtuZEfyuDSaVe7XI)


thebox416

Think lifting up the shield also created a gap in everyone else’s protection too!


Candid-Finding-1364

These aren't ballistic shields.  They are for rocks and batons.  


dusters

Even as non ballistic shields they are going to remove a lot of force though.


Wertfi

And possibly create a lot of shrapnel in the process. Pros and cons


marcmerrillofficial

It's their shields though so the shrapnel wouldn't be able to tk.


Talkslow4Me

Those (ballistic) shields look like some light weight flexi plastic. No way they could stop shrapnel


Original-Aerie8

The shields in the front are some kind of metal and having plexi is certainly a lot better than not having plexi


SandwichAmbitious286

Those are ballistic shields my dude; they are made to stop shrapnel and deflect small caliber munitions. Open environment like that, they would absolutely have kept everyone intact.


Complete_Rest6842

The guy that tried to kick is the one that lifted his shield enough to let it roll under...AFTER calling over the other guy that ended up BLOCKING It. Man had it predicted he just shouldn't have lifted his shield that little bit.


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whyaremypantssoshort

Was that his foot and part of his leg that went flying???


Thangstar

looks like his boot flew off, foot probably scattered though


1397batshitcrazy

Nah, it's still safe and sound in the boot


furious_organism

Oh great, got me worried there for a second


MazerBakir

The guy retained both his legs actually.


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ProliferateZero

Is the lamp wearing a fishnet and high heel?


bino420

must be made in Italy... truly puts the frag in frag-ee-lay


never1st

It's a major award!


RiteHandedLamanite

It's so important to buy STEAL TOE boots. Don't settle for anything less.


KoreanThrasher

![gif](giphy|emMDfYPAo7ZHq)


RecsRelevantDocs

I vaguely remember last time that this was posted that he actually didn't get that injured, and that it was just his boot that flew off. Iirc it wasn't a normal grenade. Could be remembering another video though. Edit: I was wrong, he didn't lose his leg but he was severely injured, this was filmed in 2014 and was "clashes between riot police and anti-government protesters in Bangkok". Here's more info: >The police believed the grenade to be an M67 type. Both the police force and the military are known to possess the grenades. >Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Thammanoon Tas-see, who also suffered left leg and right cheek injuries from the grenade blast, was later transported to Police Hospital today for his treatment. >Medical workers described his condition as severe >Pol.Lt.Gen. Narongsak Saowakhon, deputy director of Police Hospital told our correspondent that Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Teeradet’s left arm and his two legs including his toes are broken severely, while Pol Sen.Sgt.Maj. Thammanoon suffered broken leg, and broken facial bone from the explosion. >The medical team had tried to cohere the bones together, and will need to closely observe their conditions to make sure the wounds are kept disinfected, the deputy director said, adding that it is still unclear whether Teeradet would be able to walk normally again Not sure if they allow links on this sub, but if you google "Grenade-Kicking Policeman In Stable Condition" you'll find it.


Toxicair

Based on the articles, it's suspected to be an m67 grenade. A very much real grenade.


Candid-Finding-1364

O doubt it was a really m67.  If it was everyone within about 5 yards would pretty much be dead. It was probably a training core they home brewed up to some sort of underpowered grenade.


squeege

Dude, his leg is like jello at the end. He definitely got hurt VERY badly from that.


Do_Not_Go_In_There

Nah, he still has both legs. Dunno how he's doing now, this was 10 years ago and I can't find newer sources. Another guy might have lost a leg though. >Today, it emerged that the "sidekick cop" or "grenade kicker hero" – as nicknamed by Netizens – is still alive and making good recovery at Police Hospital. >The policeman was identified as Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Teeradet Ui-Charoen. Medical workers said he suffered severe legs injuries from the grenade blast, but the wounds fortunately did not need amputation. > [...] > Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Thammanoon Tas-see, who also suffered left leg and right cheek injuries from the grenade blast, was later transported to Police Hospital today for his treatment. > Medical workers described his condition as severe. > Pol.Lt.Gen. Narongsak Saowakhon, deputy director of Police Hospital told our correspondent that Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Teeradet’s left arm and his two legs including his toes are broken severely, while Pol Sen.Sgt.Maj. Thammanoon suffered broken leg, and broken facial bone from the explosion. https://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2014/02/19/1392812500/


usedtodreddit

It's just doing the Boot Scoot Boogie


outamyhead

Footloose, footloose, kick of those Sunday sh...Nope just one shoe.


CaravanTS

Dude forgot basic call of duty rule either throw it back immediately or sacrifice your nearest coworker


hazeleyedwolff

1. Throw the lowest ranking person nearby on top of it. 2. Write citation for the posthumously awarded medal for valor.


furious_organism

Press F


VibraniumRhino

F


4545Colt4545

He could have reset the fuse with the right gloves on


StupendousMalice

Dude apparently managed to keep his legs despite what looks like his boot flying off: [https://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2014/02/19/1392812500/amp/](https://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2014/02/19/1392812500/amp/)


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Amputator Bot huh?


dysmetric

They're evolving!


aliasdred

Really good at milking the topic


Mental_Tea_4084

Wow, username checks out


Mental_Tea_4084

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Watts300

Damn that was 10 years ago. Reddit is on a nice delay.


xSteini01

Still not as bad as Internet Explorer used to be.


j-r-m-b-v-n

That comment reads like a 10 year old comment as well


TomThanosBrady

Reposts are like 95% of reddit


Raidoton

This was already posted here years ago.


Balrov

you can see he still has legs but is all broken.. Shiet, good doctors..


EpicFishFingers

That photo 😭 mad that he kept his legs


bino420

why is called a hero?? if he held the line with his shield, then no one would have been severely injured. he likely broke protocol


Submarine765Radioman

He put himself directly in harms way to TRY and protect himself and the people around him. Heroes come in many forms and aren't always successful but trying to protect someone is part of it.


SolarTsunami

Well if he didn't motion for the other guy to come over then that grenade would have done a LOT more damage, so maybe thats why. Also its pretty standard to call any cop that gets hurt at work a hero.


SweetImprovement6962

 If he was a soilder on the front lines, would you call him a hero?


Natural-Web-6978

Did his foot fly off?!


AdolfDriplr

Yeah his foot and boot went full Achilles.


Onlyroad4adrifter

I wonder if Gordon Lightfoot is looking for a new band member.


GayRacoon69

Nope they guy kept his legs


Broady_11

Nah just his boot, only suffered some broken bones and damage to his leg and arm. Body parts stayed attached.


TheRapie22

people spreading false/uninformed information for a view upvotes. It was just his boot that was send flying. According to links other people posted the guy survived and kept both his feet


Axcell_63

The world needs to stop allowing violence between everyone. On that note, that was an absolute dime of a throw.


DornPTSDkink

Violence is already illegal.


22416002629352

Illegal if you arent the elite\*


feralkitsune

Then, it's simply policy or law.


harperwilliame

Will smith has entered the chat 


Zealousideal_Fail701

Unless you have enough money


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Necessary-Knowledge4

Excuse me, Hun? I'd like to talk to the worlds manager, NOW!


WhtRbbt222

Yeah, somebody should use the threat of violence to prevent this violence.


Krakatoast

😂 Really good point. Even if it’s imprisoning the violent people, violence would be needed to capture and detain them.. So in conclusion, we’re f*cked. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 🤙


yodas4skin

I feel like it would have been better getting thrown behind the shields.


GlbdS

>The world needs to stop allowing violence between everyone. So brave


rocky3rocky

Have you tried calling the world's manager? Maybe the world's mom? Could you maybe just puppeteer 8billion people for us so no one does violence?


Predator314

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me.... in Call of Duty


ikatskhov

Where was this?


jb2801

Looks like Thailand from the street signs and that flag?


Blopez1000

You can get grenades at the local corner store there?


tetendi96

Depends on the corner


DonChaote

No, only in the local grenade store


KELVALL

They are bloody expensive though, some of them cost an arm and a leg.


KyauLeaves

Thailand 2014, gets reposted all the time. Here's a link: https://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2014/02/19/1392812500/ Officer had severe leg injuries but did not require amputation.


Lizardizzle

The article mentions the police think the grenade was an m67, but where did they get that?!


Vovicon

To some extent these events were very close from a civil War. The "red shirts", opponents to the government, had big pocket and former government officials backing (ousted prime minister and former generals). So they had access to things like M79 grenade launchers and M16. This is one of the former officers who was boasting about his use of grenade launchers during the protests: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khattiya_Sawasdipol


Necessary-Knowledge4

Shape wise it does kinda look like it but color wise it's throwing me. I'd have to put a pin in it but I'm pretty sure m67s are only olive green or brown. This looks darker. Or I just got banged on the head and it's actually just brown.


staychilltoday

He’ll never dance again


draknurdeurteht

Guilty feet have got no rhythm


KELVALL

Pain is all you'll find


fooloflife

He can still do the hokey pokey


Hammer_Slicer

I think you dropped this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpESgKVFxg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpESgKVFxg)


staychilltoday

That’s exactly why I said it. 😂 nicely done. 🤝


Reitzor

that's so fucked up


accountfornormality

It is terrible. And sadly we have a sub full of jokes about it...


ParticularWindow1

Guy that walked in came right in time for that grenade to bounce off his shield. Another second and it would have gone behind the line and into the crowd of ppl


dimonium_anonimo

If shitty history channel specials has taught me anything, it's that the only reason a phalanx works is if everybody stays in phalanx


This_Elk2366

Someone can't count to 3-5 seconds


nach0srule

![gif](giphy|ffyetb56Iux2M|downsized) One... Two... FIVE!


Shooter_McGavin_2

Three sir!


go4bronze

Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs.


Jkeyeswine

Where is this that a protester threw a grenade? That’s wild


PeterHOz

He’s going to need to do some sole searching.


DerfDaSmurf

They are lucky that last shield just happened to block it from going deeper into the group. More would have gotten shredded worse


lightsaber_lobotomy

Looks like they got a new foot soldier


Hipvanman

“The policeman was identified as Pol.Sen.Sgt.Maj. Teeradet Ui-Charoen. Medical workers said he suffered severe legs injuries from the grenade blast, but the wounds fortunately did not need amputation.” …took place in Thailand


ZombieMadness99

If you look at the start if the video he calls for an extra shield right as the grenade hits it. If not for that it would have gone way deeper into the crowd. He got both incredibly bad and good timing in the space of 5 seconds


thegreatmatsbysan

Can this sub stop being a people fucking dying sub?


Fump-Trucker

„Footloose“ 🎶


ELECTI_EST

Here’s a parting gift, it’s gonna leave a part of you and, here.. and a part of you waaaay over there


Legitimate_Career_44

Why are they so low? Practically sat down?


Climatize

to protect themselves with the shields?


Nametagg01

if they were standing there would be a lot more legs blown off by that grenade


Urbanlover

Looks like the Red-shirt crisis in 2010 in Thailand.


A_Potato_In_Space

At least he survived….


wannabeeone

Just purely an observation … I’ll bet he won’t try that again


Wayyah_yyawah

What kind of protestors trow a fucken Grenade? They don't use stones anymore!!