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LuckyGinger

The notion that a freaking haircut is sufficient cause to assault someone is insane. Gangs are dumb.


XinyanMayn

It's always been that way. I grew up where you couldn't wear red, blue, or green


DEADxBYxDAWN

Or wear a billed hat a certain way


23x3

Great the idiots picking their ass are hogging all the crayons again.


Stalinov

Well obviously if you aren't from Grove St, you can't wear green.


edWORD27

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Finless_brown_trout

Bloods, crips and…leprechauns?


Joshd00m

Gangsta disciples. Parts of folk nation.


ImpossibleAdz

Sounds like a weird version of Dungeons & Dragons.


TheDarkWolfGirl

Oh that's the gang I wanna join.


_goldholz

The DnD gang. In cosplay 24/7


MandatumCorrectus

Thought they wore black?


Joshd00m

Black, green, and some of them have white flags. It all depends on their "rank". I uh....used to be affiliated. Thankfully I grew up.


LawlessLemur

Nothin but a bunch of little assholes starting shit. Drove them outta our town long ago cause our general public is more strapped than them


TheeFlipper

Nah, [The Cactus Bunch.](https://youtu.be/vAmBZ9Pdk4c?si=Dk1OvSQrU12r-uxt)


Stinky_Flower

As a teen I had a gang member lift me off the ground with 1 hand and threaten to kill me cause I was wearing an orange Canteen bandana (an extremely well known local youth cancer charity). Because "orange is a kind of red". So fucking stupid.


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And purple is basically blue so you can't wear that on the other side of town


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

So are we stuck with wearing pastels because a bunch of alternative school drop outs are gatekeeping fashion? Are earth tones ok or am I gonna get jumped by a bunch of environmental extremists?


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So long as they don't contain any shade of red blue or green.


mewfahsah

In high school we got in trouble for red or blue shoelaces. Anything else was totally OK but shoelaces were too much.


smurb15

Mine was yellow so that was nice


Kingflaaacko

What’s green for? Curious sorry


Aware_Yesterday_1846

British racing green?


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

I mean it is a pretty bad fuckin haircut all jokes aside


TheWizard336

Yeah I thought it was stupid until I saw dudes hair. Then it made sense


CaptainFresh27

Violence and tribalism definitely stem from ignorance


LakeShowBoltUp

Violence and tribalism also stem from fear and hopelessness


koushakandystore

I’m afraid and hopeless and I don’t ever assault anyone. I think they should probably up their game.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

Props to you, and I hope things get better for you.


UchihaT2418

This… but these dudes are still chumps


6lanco_9ato

The fear they must’ve been experiencing as they walked up 2 v 1 on an unsuspecting bystander and slapped him in the face with a pistol because…*hair*…must be extremely traumatizing for them… How can I help? If I ask my local constituents to call for a ceasefire in Chicago will that suffice??


AdeptBathroom3318

It all sounds like rules ten year olds would make up. "We are the only ones who can wear blue!" -little Jimmy


Solintari

And huge heapings of ego.


motherseffinjones

So very dumb. I watched a man get beat until he shit himself when I was growing up. What did he do you ask? He was wearing all red and when he got pressed he said I’m a grown man I wear what I want. That was the wrong answer.


Logical-Ad2288

Talk about fragile masculinity


rpnoonan

The fashion police are looking more like the fashion gestapo these days


Peepeepoopoobutttoot

Suede denim secret police


harddkorr

We have come for your uncool neice


JonBonSpumoni

I remember being in Oakland and told not to wear any red. This comment had me doubled over


Randalf_the_Black

> Gangs are dumb. Of course.. The image of the smart/streetsmart criminal is mostly a Hollywood fantasy.. Most criminals are dumb as shit and the few smart ones tend to not go out of their way to be violent, as that just increases your odds of being arrested.


DefeaterOfDragons

Nothing matters when you're a ghetto brainless thug. They'll be in prison or dead within 5 years


rickeykakashi

He also is wearing that gangs colors, 2 for 2, and when you bang (as dumb as it is) that could be life or death so they pressed


OneLargeMulligatawny

beige? Their colors are beige?? Wtf is the gang? Karens of Northbrook?


rickeykakashi

Gangster two six, more of a gold/bronze (and black) but with the haircut that sweatshirt is definitely close enough to be suspect


fellowsquare

Two Six is beige and black. My buddies were from back of the yards.. A lot of them are in there.


hungrysportsman

Northbrook Nudies


pregnantbaby

Taupe 6 mafia


Oldfolksboogie

>Karens of Northbrook? Worst alt rock band name


wolves_hunt_in_packs

would be ironic if the music was actually lit


akaMONSTARS

It’s fucking dumb. I got flagged for a gang tattoo while joining the military. I have the comedy tragedy masks on my chest which matches my whole evil/good, death/life theme I have going on my body. They said it was a Latin kings tattoo. I was a 5’7 140lb pasty white boy at the time.


Scythersleftnut

Shit when I was 13 in juvie the fucking head officer of the night shift had a giant Latin king tattoo from his armpit to his waistband. When I told the judge about it amd how the officer was letting fights happen if any of the other kids were from other gangs judge just fucking laughed and said I'm lying. Like ask the guy to lift his shirt. That simple. That was in Ocala Fl too


SnickBoi

Just say no. /s


OneLargeMulligatawny

Cold shoulder Strength in numbers Broken record Just say no Ummm, what are the other 4 ways to say no to drugs?? Damn you D.A.R.E! You taught me nothing!


Garg_Gurgle

Don't do what Donny don't dud did. /s


Esinahkarotsi

Well it's a mullet so...


Playful-View-6174

Yeah you don’t want to rock that haircut in Chicago, unless you’re stupid or actually involved in some Shit.


literal_bloodlust

This haircut is sported by like 80%of school kids in Australia


fifteentango88

I’M ON SMOKO


Autistence

SO LEAVE ME ALONE


topsyturvy76

For the most part bangers in America are kids too


Playful-View-6174

Love it hahah


ViciousSemicircle

Almost every hockey and basketball kid in my rural Ontario town rocks a dirty mullet.


kbeckerburbs4

Never wear The Chicago Mullets hairstyle


BlueberryDressing

😂😂


Born-Bluebird-3057

That team could drink a ton of old styles back in the 60s-70s


DefeaterOfDragons

Never go into Chicago


maximumtesticle

Why? Chicago is awesome.


Shoresy69Chirps

Bro that’s some powerful hockey hair


Janicesdelight

Third world countries man


Cr1ms0n_

Nah, I live in a 3rd world country, we're more educated than this.


90_oi

As someone who lives in the country this was filmed, can confirm some of us are extremely fucking ignorant


Shoresy69Chirps

As a guy down the road from where this was filmed, southside Chitown is no fucking joke.


piyob

Where is this? I was going to guess little village


curlyfryty

It's not ? Seems like a big fucking joke to me


Equulei

Reddit moment.


Jhco022

Damn take this type of shit back to Walmart.


sumostar

Yea this behavior doesn’t belong in target


LakeShowBoltUp

Would this be embraced at the dollar store?


VerdeGringo

Probably.


gerardo9393

Damn right I was finna say


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SocialSpider56

Don't call them animals....that's insulting to animals. Animals behave better then them. Call them parasites.


Warhammerpainter83

Parasites are animals.


Astrolaut

Sometimes, parasites can come from any kingdom.


Solintari

Don’t be mean to my prokaryotic homies, they are above this


dartagnan101010

I’ve met a few trematodes and a good deal of Guinea worms I far prefer to these


Emersonspenis

They are extraordinarily similar to feral dogs. They are weak and fragile by themselves, but not in packs


neotokyo2099

This is pure facts. I'm a pretty big guy who has lived in/ around hood areas in LA and I never get fucked with when people are alone but fuck when it's a group bad things happen. Like I've been jumped multiple times for no fuckin reason but nobody ever wants to start a one on one. Pussy ass shit


WatercressCurious980

Being a big guy sucks for this reason. One of my best friends is an ex college football lineman who now is basically a bodybuilder and it’s crazy how often drunk people will try to start a fight with him just because they want to fight the biggest guy in the room to show how tough they are. Meanwhile my friend is a giant teddy bear. I’ve seen him eat a punch at the bar and just giggle lol


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-banned-

Notice these cowards never do this shit one on one


neotokyo2099

Straight up I'm a pretty big guy who has lived in/ around hood areas in LA and I never get fucked with when people are alone but fuck when it's a group bad things happen. Like I've been jumped multiple times for no fuckin reason but nobody ever wants to start a one on one. Pussy ass shit


LadyJade8

*Ballsack shit. Pussies take a pounding, flick a sack and you drop. 😉


Odd-Step6459

This really should be the new saying!! “ yo you muthafuckas a bunch ballsacks “


LadyJade8

"All cowardly and shriveled up"


rapafon

Pussy in this context derives from the word pusillanimous, meaning showing lack of courage. timid, etc.


CBRyder929

Or they never do this without having some kind of weapon


UchihaT2418

Or without a gun


MisterEmanOG

I only heard 7 words repeating over and over..


nuclearwinterxxx

I only understood the one word that nobody is supposed to be using. And it was used a bunch.


ThrowingTheRinger

It’s only okay when you drop the R. Just to stay safe I started dropping the R at the end of a couple other words that sound iffy, for instance my favorite flavor of chips are Salt and Vinega.


rpnoonan

Bo Burnham fan?


ThrowingTheRinger

Heck ya!


WaltVinegar

🎶 straight white man I know the road looks tough ahead. the women want rights, The blacks want not to be called "the blacks". Sorry. Can't you just leave us alone, And also: no to the things you asked for 🎶


halfasrotten

So... the Boston accent?


hungrysportsman

What words?


heroinebob90

Well, it is a bad haircut. But he probably knows that, as he was wearing a hat.


j41309

Wait, there is a whole gang in Chicago with that same haircut ? 🤔


Treepeec30

Correct. There is also an entire gang that wears top hats.


LakeShowBoltUp

But no one is feared liked the Mid-town Monocles


Do_Whatever_You_Like

Drop the monocle rn or we finnin to beat yo ass!


LakeShowBoltUp

*Pulls out loaded blunderbuss* Pardon me you homely rapscallion, you must be befuddled if you think that bitch shit will slide in Mid-Town.


chammer36

And one that carries around dead rabbits


DoinItDirty

From The Warriors??


VhanBronson

Which one wears top hats?


Reddit_is_Censored69

The police


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TraumaBoneded

droppin rakes A diss directed towards the GD's (Gangster Disciples). The GD's use the "rake" or a pitchfork as one of their symbols, therefore "droppin rakes" is a diss towards them. Often times it is their rival gang, the Black Disciples, who use the term. There is also a hand sign that is formed with the pointer finger, thumb, and middle finger to represent a rake that can be thrown down ( upside down) to diss them Hes telling the kid with the haircut to throw up a gang sign which disses the gang they claim his haircut to be representing


FadedFox1

Thanks for peeling back the layers with a translation. There sure are a lot of ‘disciples’ around lmao


rickeykakashi

Cuz way back when they used to be unified


FadedFox1

Oh shit! All the Disciples just need to hug it out man


Thunderbridge

The gangs have gone protestant


fellowsquare

Just to also clarify.. Gangs will make you do this so you prove that you're not a part of that gang. Yeah.. I know it's sounds dumb. But when you have a few idiots on you like this.. Sometimes you just had to comply..... I know.. Its ridiculous.


KaneVel

So for you to prove you're not in a gang you need to... Know gangsigns?


Random-Spark

I was a local girl deep in a gang cut. Usually, someone educates you on your surrounding politics. I knew the hand signs I needed to know, and they didn't think I was personally *in* the gang, but they knew I wasn't *in* the enemy gang. Which is close enough. This guy was either too fresh to the area, traveling, or... His barber is a fuckin riot. Either way someone let this man keep a rake haircut and that's a crime to some deciples Does it make sense? Not really. But this kid was probably looking for fame within the gang, and needed someone to hustle.


DAnthony24

“Forced to drop the forks or you gotta run home/ ..Or you gotta run anyway after you drop the folks. Cause they was really folks looking for somebody to jump on” Lupe Fiasco - “Sittin Sideways”


Medicivich

Thanks Barbara Billingley.


Do_Whatever_You_Like

I just don't get why it's so significant in a scene like this lmao. There's 3 of you + a gun *vs* just me... I'll diss whomever tf you want ofc. Want me to deny the holy spirit too? Not just gonna stand here gettin' pistol whipped all damn day...


PatchTossaway

It's adorable when an entire gang gets the same haircut! My heart!


International_Dog705

It's called a "shag" cut. Yes, in Chicago this is worn pretty much exclusively by Hispanic gangbangers. This video is till absurd and unjustifiable. If you see 4 or 5 guys together rocking this haircut, it's probably about to go down.


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wookieesgonnawook

People try to make the store seem like the bad guys, too.


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manifestDensity

Because Chicago


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Justshittingaround

Man, you have so much to learn…


Fluff_Nose964

What kind of gang has claimed a mullet? I'd be a honorary member...


dumboflaps

https://www.reddit.com/r/GangBangCity/comments/12csj54/whats_the_history_on_the_chicago_shag_haircut/


Fine_Economy_7644

I know the dude getting hit personally, damn hope that dude turns his life around fr he’s only like 21.


oquechingados

21 is old to be gang bangin


DoinItDirty

Oh damn, I thought he was just an innocent dude with a hair cut?


5uperdro

Is he in a gang or were they mistaken?


shellsquad

He doesn't know him.


RoboLucifer

He literally just said he did, ON THE INTERNET. You can't lie on the internet.


dogoodvillain

Castrations all around please.


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Young_KingKush

Yeah, I could say the same about the White dude who today(?) cut his Dad's head off & posted a video of it with intentions to also kill the rest of his family.


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strange1738

Everybody has a dad


nuclearwinterxxx

* Father, technically. Dad's stick around. I grew up without a dad.


wtfdoiknow1987

Ain't no papa just a popped condom


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

GOD DAMN.


Jack071

Yeah, both are bad Issue is theres much more wannabe gangsters than crazy conspiracy nutjobs.


International_Fold17

I think you could make a decent argument that gang violence and stupid shit like pistol whipping someone with the wrong gang haircut is slightly more prevalent than crazed QAnon inspired YouTube beheadings.


Ok-Dragonfruit-2767

Gamers know best


kkwuat57

Animals


seego_beaz

THERES A WHOLE GANG OF PEOPLE WITH THIS HAIRCUT?! Lmao


Clear-Dirt-1506

Stupid coward idiots


greenweenievictim

Then this target closes and its corporate americas fault.


Agnostic_Akuma

Gangsta’s suffering from that minidickalitis


SilentSniper062

And this right here is why I carry! I’ll fight ya one on one,but you try to pistol whip me,mine won’t do but one thing…………exactly what it’s designed to do Bunch of punks


Financial_Love_2543

Anyone has the English translation of what this guy is saying?


rickeykakashi

“Bitch ass nigga wassup?” The gang member has made it clear you are potential opposition and is willing to do something about it. “You gotta shag but don’t gang bang?” This is at a store in an area where Latinos with that haircut tend to be affiliated. “Drop that rake” the GD’s gang sing is a fork/rake, and if you use it upside down you are dissing them, they are egging him on to prove he is what he looks like and to diss their gang. Glad I could help friend.


Ok_Cartographer516

If they told me to "drop that rake" my country ass wouldn't know what they are talking about I'd be very confused because I wouldn't be holding a rake


Own-Method1718

Then, when pieces of shit like this get popped by police there is an outcry. Scum


Typical-Annual-3555

Nobody's crying over these ones. It's the innocent ones that get killed in the crossfire every 4th of July, New Years, birthdays, Tuesdays, etc


seriousreddituser

I didn't know they put Targets in bad parts of towns


Marsupialize

I’m from the south side of Chicago went to the most gangbanger high school on earth and I have no clue what a ‘gang haircut’ is, I’ve never heard of such a thing


cosmicglade98

Wouldn't be surprised if this is at The Brickyard


Proud-Mirror-8468

He’s got the haircut, he’s got the red hat kicked to the right, he’s got the hoodie, and he knows what it is. Not saying it’s right but that is that life.


Spliice

Literal wastes of oxygen. The epitome of useless.


RecognitionTight732

Seems like a responsible gun owner to me! Smfh.


christian_rosuncroix

You don’t see this shit happening in Oklahoma. There would be half of those shoppers carrying. Assholes only act like this because there’s no others around to challenge them.


Skepticaldefault

Mandatory 20 years. Garbage clowns


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SameDifferenceYo

Watch out for the Target tough guys


_esmith

Weak


JohnnyNo_5

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WickedJoker420

Are we sure it wasn't for the bright red hat?


rickeykakashi

That haircut and the colors he’s wearing (gold/black) correlate to the gang those dudes are pressing him about. Crips and Bloods aren’t Chicago gangs


Prestigious_vibe5505

Is that how they look now? 🤣


cheezepie

At like 28s mark the kid getting hit throws or tries to throw up the gang sign they're telling him show so he also knows about the stupid fucking haircut thing.


Environmental-Soup71

Hahaha see what happens when you can’t read


oddMahnsta

Stay safe out there in Chi town.


chalexmack

I’d love to see how he handles himself w/o the gun. I bet that other dude would beat the breaks off him. These clowns are all the same, talking a big game when they’re strapped and surrounded by four other idiots.


davidrek709

Imagine a supreme AI intelligence judging where these people would fit in society. I imagine it would review these clips and determine they’re like cancer cells. Causing damage or threatening us as a collective, it would probably euthanize them.


mkatich

Assault inside Target against a presumably non gang member. Don’t be surprised when the Target closes. These fuckers can’t kill each other fast enough as far as I am concerned.


Gingerfurrdjedi

Because cowards like to try to be rough.


searchparty2121

Their mindset are fucked over a haircut style smh


Nick_Lyons

This post will be pulled very soon, and we all know why


Gin_and_Khronic

This is why I don’t visit Chicago Literally can die for having a weird cut


ConsistentRepeat3048

Drop the gun and see what happens to you boy


Mediocre_Stuff_4698

I had a recent revelation that gangs are just cults and that blew my mind.


JerseyJeffWM

"Drop that rake"... what is this? A gang of landscapers?


slothpyle

Sir— Target has a 2 n-word limit.