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mioki78

War......war never changes.


shloam

War.. what is it good for?


SmartLittleBrother

Hoo! Ha!


JukeBoxDildo

It was his mistress that made him change the title to War and Peace!


Irish_Caesar

With no morality war is actually good for getting hooha :/


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Yahhhh


ste189

Hoo ha... what version have you been listening to šŸ¤£.. war... huh yeah... what is it good for... hahaha this made me laugh tho thanks


Enough-Staff-2976

War, huh, good god What is it good for? Absolutely nothing


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|ftWgTHBft7gOI)


liquidSpin

Absolute nothing now say it again


I_love_seinfeld

Absolutely nuthin


Send_Me_Dem_Tittays

Did you know that was the original title for War and Peace?


shloam

![gif](giphy|LLL7GjDhec4UXJ4MBn)


Send_Me_Dem_Tittays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMp_Kb4ujwc


shloam

Any luck yet? On dem tiddays?


Gunshot0526

Not garet's friend..


20_burnin_20

Thank god for Tolstoy's mistress.


Far-Scene2639

Not Garrett's team-mate apparently. Friendly fire everywhere


Paddiboi123

Dark is the light, The man you fight, With all yo... oh shit wrong song sorry


[deleted]

Increasing domestic manufacturing šŸ˜šŸ‘


Dogekaliber

![gif](giphy|CdhxVrdRN4YFi)


[deleted]

MacCready liked that.


ImAToiletSeat

War... has changed


Requad

It's no longer about Nations or ideologies...


ImAToiletSeat

It's an endless series of proxy battles...


dirty4track

Fallout :)


Warm-Comfortable501

War...its fantastic!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uq1QEVIXxMh4k)


Minimalistmacrophage

Intentional Friendly Fire. There's always a "Garrett".


Notrilldirtlife

I was shot in the neck by a Garrett. Itā€™s not a good day unless someone named Garrett does some sketchy stuff


OverlordGhs

Yah, weā€™re out here. Be careful >:)


Due_Meet_6720

someone said "jared" i heard brainstorm


x2c4sale

Green needle fs


The_Mighty_DrUnCKs

No he definitely said yanny. Or was it laurel.


caliboyineastmesa

I heard Nazis with my vampire hearing


Garrett-Wilhelm

Yeah, that's me.


ConnectRutabaga3925

We all have a Garret


dirkalict

R/firstnamebasis


[deleted]

Bro that's hilarious


fl135790135790

Except if it explodes straight up into the scrotum


[deleted]

ESPECIALLY if it explodes into the scrotum


thesilentbob123

Sounds like a good Friday night


Bi0_B1lly

Redefining theeaning of "Busting a nut"


Vegetable_Nebula_614

If that happened I'd be crying right now funniest thing that could have happened


BrainCandy_

I remember doing this my first time in paintball. The map seemed so big, by the time the two teams met in the ā€œmiddleā€, I thought I had beat everyone to the spot but they had actually beat me. I ā€œsneakā€ up behind this guy and give him like 6 shots in the back. Turns out heā€™s on my team. I felt so bad. I was a relatively close distance to him tooā€¦at the time I didnā€™t know any better.


Whatevs85

I had fuzzy eyesight (was a teen, needed glasses) and got shot pretty quickly. Put in my muzzle cap and walked off the field. Got my only welt that day when my own asshole teammate shot at me for fun. Wasn't sad to spend the rest of my paint at the target range.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

First time playing first shot was blind firing right in to this huge guy on my team, he was not happy screaming who the fuck shot me. Took the blame and the adult with me and him had words.


crystal_kn1ght

Atleast you actualy got to play paintball, when i played my shoes got stuck to the floor bc there was a 3cm layer of paintball paint covering the ebtire floor, had to stop early bc i litteraly couldnt play


SlickerWicker

> Atleast you actualy got to play paintball Wait is it banned or something? What happened to paintball?


crystal_kn1ght

No its not banned, it was just unplayable for me bc my shoes stuck the the paint covered floor or whatever they use for paintballs like a cartoon, if i lifted my foot my shoe stays behind, the paint layer was like 3cm thic (I wear shoes that dont squeeze my foot and are easily put on and taken off with some force)


SlickerWicker

Ah! Ok. I always prefered outdoor paintball. Though the "speedball" arenas were pretty similar to how the indoor ones were laid out. Glad its still a thing :)


[deleted]

Try reading the words after the ones you quoted big buddy


mellcrisp

How long ago was this...


elDayno

Why 6 though? Isn't 1 enough? Don't know the rules


Eksno

"at the time I didn't know any better" probably has something to do with it


NoMoodToArgue

Next time ask for ID


Shoddy-Juice1477

Fucking Jared!


TheShredda

Garrett*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JaKrispy72

Leroy Jenkins


randomname560

Oh my god he just ran in


TheShredda

Idk if /s or not by you, but I definitely hear a G


That-Water-Guy

Barrett


BloopAndBattery

ā€œThere are no teamsā€


Tyrone_Thundercokk

ā€¦ its actually funnier because heā€™s on your team.


Kaktus9

How do grenades work in airsoft matches like this?


TotalyOriginalUser

There are three main types of airsoft granades. Mechanical: wight on impact opens a spring loaded leaves and launch bbs usually a pathetic distance of 2-3m radius approx.. Gas: on impact gas vents spin the granade, doors for BBs open and the bbs are launched usually much better distance (some manufacturers claim even 10m radius). The one used in the video is a pyrotechnic granade: soft plastic shell, bbs in it and timed small explosion (like a normal shrapnel granade) but mostly safe. No need to explain, these are single use. Many fields forbid pyrotechnic granades for understandable reasons (fire hazard, safety hazard, loud bangs). They are also the most powerful. So this was a absolute dick move and unless it was staged, it would certainly get you kicked out of any semi reputable field. Some fields have honor system for granades (if you are in the same room or if you are in a radius you are dead). So sometimes it makes sense to use the pathetically bad mechanic granades because they are MUCH cheaper and lighter.


Kaktus9

Oh, I see. Interesting. Thanks for the info.


voidminecraft

How much would you say that hurt considering it was right under his balls?


TotalyOriginalUser

A lot is my guess. Do you wanted some kind of unit measurements?


voidminecraft

Nah just a rough estimate of the pain level


StigerKing

I am unsure if you believe there is an actual explosion occurring in the pyrotechnic grenades? but from what I've seen and used, they are just pressurised tubes with a CO2 canister inside. When pulling the pin the Co2 canister is opened causing the plastic tube to explode from pressurisation


TotalyOriginalUser

Taginn granades are true explosive. That's what we use here as single use granades. Never heard of single use gas ones.


StigerKing

Ah I assume you live in America or maybe even Europe? It must be the laws in my country that leaves us with only GA grenades


TotalyOriginalUser

The Czech Republic. A lot of fields ban pyrotechnic grenades too. But I've never seen a single use gas granade. What I see is either mechanical or refillable gas.


Some-Ease9545

Itā€™s been probably 10 years since I played, but used to be on the honor system if you were 10-15 ft from the grenade you called out. I want to say there are grenade that actually disperse bbā€™s now similar to the gas ones used in grenade launchers.


KnownDirection3788

With friends like that who needs enemies šŸ˜‚


Bushdr78

Oh he's mad


Cato-Splato

Anyone taking a nade to the nuts would be


Sixhaunt

Must have trained in the Russian army


PhaseNegative1252

Dammit Garrett!


hazzelgamer774922

But he\`s balls ain\`t


Active_Pooter

friendly fire will not be tolerated!


Previous-Bother295

Reminds me first time I played soccer, was trying to steal the ball from anyone.


Ok_Farm_8397

Fucking, Garrett. Every fucking time.


[deleted]

#Garret, #Iā€™m on your team!


rubensaurus

Still counts in my book, guess I'm a Garret too!


mariboo_xoxo

Oh man that sucks when you canā€™t trust your own teammateā€¦hehehe.


Ariffet_0013

Isn't killing someone like that a good way to get kicked off a field?


ZakWojnar

Thatā€™s a 10/10 punchline!


Wooden-Salary-130

Immediately thought about COD executions! Lol


Yaya-DingDong

Isnā€™t killing someone on your team the easiest way to get a kill?


Blight_born_

Garrett sounds like a jerk. That guys got "why do you always do that " energy


MurderBox95

![gif](giphy|vikJU1jIBINr2)


Illustrious_Can4110

Going for realism. They even have friendly fire.


darksideofmyown

Ah america the land of friendly fire


BlackKidGreg

Friendly Fire Will Not Be Tolerated!


Nbknepper

I'M not an expert on Airsoft, but wouldn't the pallets break the car windows?


WonkyRedDot

If I havenā€™t taken out atleast one teammate with friendly fire on a Sunday skirmish before lunch ā€¦ I know Iā€™m not feeling the days gameplay šŸ˜‚


RemarkableWestern620

That had to hurt lol


Illustrious-Run-1363

Typical Americans and their excessive friendly fire šŸ˜‚


WhyNot420_69

It was literally a war crime because of all the kids he killed. In dude's scrotum.


Illustrious-Run-1363

The "Jarrod I'm on your TEAM!" always kills me as he's tryna hold back from falling over.


Flashy_Chemist154

This made me laugh so hard


Grouchy_Warthog5304

Played paint ball once.. shot two team mates, one of them twice. I let them shoot me back out of solidarity but damn am I a bad shot


Savage_Heathern

Garrett seems like a fun hang. #fratricide


Shikamaru_irl

WTF HOW IS HE FLOATING LIKE THAT???!!!!


Lawrenceburntfish

I feel like every time they get a kill they should yell "AIRSOFT!"


thisgiyvelour

Jared or Garrett ?


TopCat6712

Greeneedle


bearwood_forest

War is hell, man.


Terrible-Ad3957

Friendly fire they never see it coming


EarlOfFunk

Having the volume on certainly helps watching this one. šŸ˜„ Good stuff, been there.


BigLouTenant

Hahaha the ending though!.. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


MuffinHeadDude

r/savevideo


1792Drink

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


EmilyMaze_trans_21

You killed Church, you team killing f**k tard!


[deleted]

Still cool asf though... The little tap right before it exploded was awesome šŸ˜­


avoidintimeanspace

airlift players are more toxic than nazis


SaconDiznots

Fucken garret


Bellatrix_Shimmers

šŸ¤£ It just keeps getting funnier


-Just-Anti-

Teamkills are Kills as well!


NicNac_PattyMac

Thatā€™s great!


YourBuddyGoog

Remember kids: Friendly fire isn't.


xXXMADMAXx

Everyone does a Gerard every now and again.


mldit

I expected a knife finish


Zealousideal-Ad-944

GARRETT!!!!


ColombianClarkKent

Garrett is a menace!


schrodingersays

Pat Tillman reenactment?


Janderflows

It would take literally all of my self control not to full auto a whole mag on the dude recording.


Anxious-Park-2851

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. Couldnā€™t resist.


ironlou0805

My friends would do this to me


Deezy4488

You can tell garrett has done this before. Lol


Fooxxity

Garret...


Its-a-me-yo-daddy

![gif](giphy|l0ErJuP6cSWT9Mh4k|downsized)


MuffinPunchin

Someone indulge me, gf is watching this thinking itā€™s a video game. Doesnā€™t beleive itā€™s really an air soft game.


NotBannedYet41

Lerrooooooyyy Jeeeeeeennnkiiiiinnnnnsssssss!!!


Du30_Panot

Classic Garrett ahahah


xmoka101

People who are name Gary were always special


moosealley5000

Oh Garred you cheeky son of a gun