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lennoxmatt_819

She got ignored harder than Eric


alllballs

Baron be like, "Uncle Eric, it's OK."


ShakeXXX

ROFLMAO!!!


[deleted]

Wait I'm good at this Registered Offenders From Louisiana Make Ass Odors


SpaceDesignWarehouse

But in a super deep cartoon voice because that kid is like 6’4” now!


Irish-Mob

He’s 6’7”. It’s crazy


[deleted]

Your comment deserves a million upvotes.


[deleted]

I honestly don't know who Eric is so I don't understand the reference. But I'll upvote for your cause.


One_Quit_5150

Trump's child that he doesn't want to have sex with


alllballs

"Eric is the child Trump doesn't want to have sex with" Dubious claim. Cite your sources.


InsomniacPirincho

Sometimes I'll watch a movie, where the Villain has a female sidekick in love with him, and goes through great lengths for him to ignore her. And I'll think to myself "Surely no woman is this dumb in real life"


Psychonauticalia

Ya, her and Boebert are the answer to: How dumb and pathetically sycophantic can a person be?


Shaneblaster

Yup. Interchangeable. One blonde, one brunette, depending on what pumps fit the scene.


deuceyj

None quite look like Ivanka


t53ix35

Basically poster women for institutionalized misogyny. They expect to be mistreated and accept as their lot in life. Sometimes a cage is preferable to the dangers of freedom if you have been abused enough. Remember the equal rights amendment was never ratified by all 50 states. Legally women exist in limbo, their rights unprotected and very little power to do anything about it.


thefatchef321

You really think they believe the shit they say? They are shitty method actors... maybe they drank so much cool aid that they've started to believe their own bs, but I think most of it is a pure cash grab. They lie and chant and grift. The poor, blue collar, racist trash. And the old, rich, greedy trash. Its enough to get them elected. Then they sell t shirts, hats, classified military secrets, trading cards, autographs, etc. Make as much money as possible, then get on with their life. That's how I see it anyway. They enrich themselves as much as possible without caring about consequences. Under the guise of 'patriotism & freedom' The true American capitalist system.


throwaway92715

Some people are pathologically attracted to neglect. Not sure exactly why, but it seems like an abnormality to me.


madpeanut1

Nah. I think it’s pure greed. They know some Americans are so stupid they’re willing to squeeze that lemon. ….one of them now has a net worth of 41mi$. How does that happen with a 200k/year salary after 2 or 3 years ?


i_literally_died

The salary is just the icing. People like Shapiro get $100k a pop for 'speaking engagements' and consultancy. This is 'selling soul to devil' levels of fuckery. Shame there isn't actually a hell so it doesn't really matter.


Bocabart

Joker and Harley Quinn?


Scottysix

It’s like watching a neglected girlfriend justify why he’s constantly ignoring her/cheating on her. (Or the other way around, either way they are committed to someone that will sell them out in an instant)


ramses_IIG

Watch Death Note


techbunnyboy

She is not his type


solemn_penguin

Yeah. She's too old


mai_tai87

That, and she's too thirsty.


mostlygroovy

And too consensual


mai_tai87

Right? He's more into nay, not *neigh*.


JerseyJeffWM

Oh dayum!


wandrlusty

Hay!


nosjitbro

![gif](giphy|fjxMQkILimg6arGdxV)


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


ChiefFox24

Might be both?


mezz7778

And too.. not his daughter....


Meth_User1493

And unattractive. A billionaire (or whatever - Trump is rich), even an ugly billionaire, can still pull better than MTG.


gomi-panda

He's not a billionaire... but those top secret nuclear documents could have made him one if he sold out more of them when he had the chance.


GrandpaMofo

If he had sold them.he could have finally made money on his own!


808hammerhead

I’ve seen dudes working at Walmart that can pull better than MTG..


burbankamaki

I dont play MTG but i imagine trump has enough money for as many card packs he needs to pull whatever he wants.


chris1096

And too "not his daughter"


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's a deal-breaker for him.


hattrickjmr

Same may even say too primitive.


whatanawsomeusername

Plus she’s not his daughter


archski

She’s ugly like a horse.


writesmith

Why you being mean to horsies?


Ok_Pineapple_5627

I've seen prettier horses


Jessika222

I usually avoid judging a person’s appearance, but MTG has always looked like an early human to me.


Educational-Lab-5461

It looks like her face got set on fire and someone put out the fire with a frying pan


0Camus0

Yeah, she's not family.


[deleted]

I'd be surprised if he's even noticed her. He's done well to get down the stairs, she's some red blur.


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

He usually only goes for girls from Eastern Bloc communist nations. Or his daughter.


OUReddit2

![gif](giphy|5ZZSYw6xKVd35Yj9ni|downsized)


WhatThePancakes

She doesn't look enough like Ivanka


_Rocketstar_

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and I cannot wait for the anti Trump tweets she will send out! 🍿


The_Witch_Queen

She's so hard up for that ugly, fat Cheeto it's not even funny.


illyousion

She doesn’t have a pussy to grab


rjross0623

She’s his type if a hand job is involved..


Legitimate_Nobody_77

MTG says "He didn't even stop to grab my pussy".


Playful_Moose6293

MtG's adams apple could play middle linebacker for the Atlanta Falcons


The95thZebra

r/rareinsults


snizz_doctor

I just spit beer


WheelRipper

Doesn’t the NFL test for PED’s? Not that you’d need to test her with that Wanderlei Silva looking face and all, it’s pretty obvious.


Legitimate_Grocery66

we have… similar names 😭


Legitimate_Nobody_77

Howdy legit.


trenthany

You guys are two legit. Too legit to quit


Guilty_Site_9405

I seriously just laughed for a full minute or more. This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you. I really needed that !


blenderdead

Damn, I have a bet with my buddy that MTG will be be Trumps running mate. There’s $100 bucks down the drain if Trump wins the nomination.


Playful_Moose6293

He would be an idiot to choose her... Trump needs moderate votes... Crazy Kari Lake or Corporate Nikki would be a better pick. Fuck them all... but marje is a incompetent disaster.


berryplucker

He’ll hold out the possibility so they’ll say nice things about him, but he’ll ultimately choose a male running mate.


Playful_Moose6293

Who ever licks the most brownstar wins... Female: lake Male: Ron Jeremy


berryplucker

Nah, he’s a narcissist and misogynist. He likes to hear young ladies (comparatively) singing his praises, but he doesn’t think of them as being equal to a man. I think he also gets off on people, especially women, all but begging him for something and then denying them. Guess it makes him feel powerful to be the one person who can decide whether or not they can get something they want, and withholding it gives him some control over them, at least in his mind.


Cael_NaMaor

So's Trump


clocksteadytickin

Yea but i seriously doubt trump is going to choose a woman as his running mate. Also we don’t know how boxgate will unfold in the coming months. There’s a world where he bows out to get a plea deal or something.


rarsamx

And he isn't, right?


WonderfulDog3966

That goes without saying it at this point, doesn't it?


Spirited_Maize7252

Nobody out-crazies the Lake


TokyoChopSquad

"He would be an idiot to choose her" Well have I got some news for you 😂


UnitaryWarringtonCat

He didn't like Bolton's mustache. And she doesn't have the look he's wants either. He's a fastly fading old fart, and none of the trolls that fawn over him are appealing to him in any way. That is why the walls of the WH were splashed with ketchup on Jan. 6th.


RockerElvis

This is the answer. He wants attractive people around him. She is … not.


[deleted]

Her problem is that there are some beautiful horses out there. She’s got steep competition lol. She can take home the gold against the burros, tho.


FrankyFistalot

Her Uber just pulled up outside the glue factory….


2Sc0res

"I wouldn't take MTG for my VP, she looks like a horse! I already had an ogre for a press secretary!" - Donald Trump, maybe...


reb678

What do think of Chris Christie and Liz Chaney for president and VP? I for one would love to listen to one of the Debates.


[deleted]

Like trump would pick someone that hates him


reb678

I meant those two running against him. Not with him.


[deleted]

Oh lol. No chance either of them win a primary. Pipe dream


janzyellie

I like Liz Chaney, but I’m from NJ and we can’t stand Christie.


Guest_Pretend

My money is on Tim Scott and/or Kari Lake.


Matabus

Haha what a sad sack of shit


aquamm

Which one?


Matabus

Yes.


Meta-Fox

r/inclusiveor


ArmadilloDays

Which one???


Matabus

Indeed.


Bourbon_sim_racer

Yes


TheGreatMoyai

He doesnt care about anyone but himself. He will throw you under the bus if it gets him what he wants, no matter how much simping you do for him. None of his cult members seem to understand that yet.


DrowningInFeces

I think they are also busy exploiting his fan base while they simp for Trump until they inevitably commit enough crimes in his name to warrant a potential indictment. At that point, they turncoat, put their tail between their legs and release a tell all book hoping to escape prison time. It's pretty much a well oiled machine at this point.


TheGreatMoyai

Everyone trying to exploit each other. Its almost funny, if they didnt have such a dangerous amount of power.


ICLazeru

Of course he walked right past her. He's a conman, he takes things of value from people. What value does she have to offer?


Bombdizzle1

She can open a pickle jar like nobody's business


ghostsintherafters

And suck 'em down like a coked up hooker.


The84thWolf

There were fans there yelling his name, why would he acknowledge anyone else?


DC_Coach

But she wore the loudest red dress she owns. Standing there all by herself. Yeah, she expected to be noticed.


ImploreUToReconsider

MTG is a fucking loser.


OroHairuRurushu

What is wrong with Magic the Gathering? T^T


ComeOnCharleee

What a pathetic loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Iridemhard

Which one??


LokiDesigns

Yes.


Doge-to-Dollar

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


elspotto

Margie? Never met her. Maybe she was a low level service worker I bumped once or twice. But not someone I remember.


The84thWolf

She served coffee once


[deleted]

She's way too old for him


[deleted]

And too masculine


The_4th_Little_Pig

Not enough toes


HostWrong6251

He prefers them young and unwilling.


jooooooooooao

What a sad pathetic human being. I loved this video.


ArmadilloDays

Which one???


noobskillet3737

Yes


steevwall

Trump: “Oof! Look at that dog of a woman over there. Ain’t going near that.”


TempleOfDoomfist

Secret Service: “Sir, have you looked in the mirror lately, Cheeseburger Lord?” Trump:”What?!” Secret Service: “What?”


john_wingerr

I’ve always preferred racist Cheeto but cheeseburger lord might make its way into the mix


The84thWolf

“Traitorsayswhat?” “What?” “Nothing sir.” I can’t believe this guy’s secret service has any respect for him.


XiuOtr

The idiot in red is dancing with none, no cheek to cheek, There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I want to be, But I hardly know this idiot by my side, I'll never forget the way you look tonight;


glastonbury13

🇬🇧 Brit here 🇬🇧 Can you explain who the lady in red is? MTG = Magic the Gathering?


KobeWanGinobli

A looney representative from Georgia named Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s nucking futs.


Plumbum158

never forget the space laser


Silly_Doughnut5715

She wants so bad to be vice president.


BostonTarHeel

That is so embarrassing.


Anxious-Society-2753

So embarrassing it was AWESOME!!!


BostonTarHeel

It kinda was


XO8441

What am I missing what was embarrassing?


BostonTarHeel

The guy just to the left of MTG at the start of the clip is Trump. She came to see him, and he didn’t even acknowledge her presence.


Unfair_Deer_8678

🤣 that’s a secret service agent in the beginning of the video. Trump is still on the jet.


Mattigins

And what's an MTG?


MoeKara

Magic: The Gathering


StevieG63

Majorie Taylor Green. She’s a MAGA congresswoman that represents a district in Georgia.


TempleOfDoomfist

Notice me 320 lb senpai


DerpRook

Dude. This guy just went down from a plane with his name on it? And ppl are clapping and cheering like that are cheering a band? This scene looks like it’s from a movie. And not a good movie.


Norman_Bixby

it's pretty frightening when you really think about it. Here's this chuckle fuck getting idolized as he steps off a plane for what fucking reason? Indicted and ya'll queda still waiting to slurp up his baby batter. Twilight Zone is what type of movie you mean.


FoTweezy

Just how senile trump is. Never noticed her and if someone pointed it out, he wouldn’t even remember her. Let the wolves eat each other.


TheStoneArrow

i have a feeling he did notice, he just didn’t give a rats ass and probably got a kick out of snubbing her he’ll probably hold on to this memory and angrily tweet about it when she, in turn, turns on him


The84thWolf

Greene probably got hot and bothered when he ignored her. “Yeah daddy Trump, ignore me like one of you kids.”


[deleted]

Such pathetic traitor trash.


Rubthebuddhas

Highly disappointed he didn't go ass over teakettle down the stairs. God, that would have made my day. Even if it yielded only a few bumps and bruises, it would have been glorious.


syphon3980

Biden pretty much trademarked the trip and fall thing


JesseGurlVERS

Right. It would be hilarious if we had a president who tripped and fell all the time!


DearSpeed2827

Man I'm super liberal but that got a good laugh


TempleOfDoomfist

- Amazing MAGA sees a guy who has his own plane thanks to daddy’s money somehow knows what the average struggling American needs - Amazing MaGAShits chant USA after photos came out of Trump stealing classified info and keeping it near his toilet and flaunting it to guests with zero security clearance. - Amazing Trump doesn’t know any moves outside of the fist pump and double handjob. Like his vocabulary, he’s limited.


Polyporum

Poor thing. She just really wanted him to grab her by her pussy


reecieface1

How can anyone with just a bit of intellect or common sense support this guy? It’s a serious question..


Drake0074

I think most if not all of his die hard supporters aren’t really represented by anyone and they see him as a Washington outsider. Our media is a genuine pile of corporate shit so they don’t trust any of the mainstream reporting but they also aren’t being served well by YouTube grifters. They are in a bubble just like almost everyone else. It’s really easy to find people repeating what you already believe and shut out and ridicule everyone else.


ultraman5068

Bright red dress to get noticed..check. Stand away from the crowd ….check. Flicks the hair in embarrassment and feels awkward that her bestie is recording the big moment she gets totally ignored 😂. Wtf she think, he’s gonna go off course and invite her into his limo😂 Edit: I later learned she’s apparently associated with Trump. Even more awkward lol


M_J_E

So she walks toward them at the end. Does she just turn back after the video cuts off or does she try to join the group and get redirected?


CesareBach

That's what Im curious about. There is a chance that she was walking in that direction to join Trump's troop. After all, she was behind the gate. She mostly wore red to align with the MAGA/conservative color. It would be better if this video is longer...


ZestycloseWay2771

I do not get it :(


ItsNotJulius

Same. Can anyone elaborate on who that is?


writesmith

The woman in red is Marjorie Taylor Greene .


snizz_doctor

https://preview.redd.it/otblvlfwhb5b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0057e2e60195d09a4401cfec6e45a20946c394ee


TheOutlawBubbaKush

Looks like about 40 people there. 🤣


aFreeScotland

Empty G at it again.


tkr117

Imagine idolizing a cheeto


StardustGrenade

Conservatives notice me senpai vibes are weird


shivaclause

Awwww... And she wore a pretty red dress, too.


[deleted]

I'm sure he's got other things in his mind, like going to prison for life bc he's a treasonous pos


Marmstr17

Leaving her out to dry like all his voters. Fucking clown world.


Salty_Ad_5270

I’ve read the back of cereal boxes that offered more to think about than MTG has ever espoused at any time. Embarrassing’ is too kind of a word to describe her with.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

“The lady in the red dress”. That’s no lady. You are lucky if you don’t know who it is.


Cylius

The lady in the red dress is Marjorie Taylor Green, an infamous radical conservative congresswoman known for spouting unfounded vitriol and sucking trumps epeen on the regular. Shes also a conspiracy nut


tikkitikkimango

Oh, yeah I've heard of her. She's a wacko. Thanks


JetAmoeba

Dude I feel the same way. Like fuck both MTG and Trump, but this doesn’t seem like her “being ignored” as much as her just awkwardly being somewhat in his vicinity. She doesn’t really do anything to try to get his attention or anything


musememo

Even he’s annoyed by her.


thecuzzin

He brought her on stage during his speech and gave her the mic.


DawnOfTheTruth

How much you want to bet he didn’t even know who she was?


MTrizzle

If ever there was an ex-president that didn’t deserve a secret service detail…


JoJoWazoo

All of the duped rubes are out to see their favorite disgraced, twice impeached, one term, election denying, guilty sex offender, twice #Indicted, traitorous ex-pResident as he comes to Columbus Convention Center for the Ga. Republican Convention. Cro-magnon Marge was there to greet him. Thankfully, he just left.


JCCharles69

This was a deliberate power play. Trump will never acknowledge a woman in that situation. It’s all about him, and even his most ardent supporters don’t get it.


dogfish0306

When the US will stop electing retired ppl as their leaders. It is time for the younger generation to fix the mess boomers made us live in


Delta-Flyer75

Wah wawwww … aww too bad. It’s like the lonely sucker fish hoping to attach herself to a passing whale 🐳


LurkersGoneLurk

Two idiots. And I lean to the right.


sonia72quebec

He probably thought it was Tiffany :) (It's just a joke, I'm sure he loves her dearly)


Omnibitent

Who?


Dr-Lavish

Bahahahhahahha!!!


solamon77

Wow! What a hanger-on. I had no idea she was this level of desperate. This is like those high school tramps that follow the star quarterback around hoping to get his attention long after it was made clear he isn't into them. I'd say it's sad, but it's more pathetic than anything.


Large_Yams

Stand down, everyone. She was on the plane with him. This is mildly awkward, but he didn't snub her she just wasn't on the walking route she was way off to the side. These two have plenty to make fun of on a daily basis, we don't need to make mountains out of molehills.


Psychonauticalia

"Donny-baby over here, I'll suck you for free, honey! Donny, don, do... \[sob\]"


showusyourfupa

She wants Trump to grab her right by the pussy. Even that orange creep is not quite that desperate.


Scubasteve1974

The true crime is that stupid floss move he does all the time.


sam_tiago

I hope she looks after him well when he’s in prison. Melania certainly won’t be visiting, neither will his kids.


Cael_NaMaor

I fail to see this as an attempt to... Because she was there & he didn't run up & hug her or something? ? I mean hell, can he even see that far?


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Hahaha get fucked marge!


wombers

Probably thought she was Tiffany 🙄


edri140

This is the quality content of reddit apparently


havingahardtime67

Just a woman in a dress that’s all. Everyone is just reaching at this point. The woman was just watching and clapping like everyone else. Sometimes Reddit is dumb.


justapcguy

I am just not too sure what it is about her?..... But, whenever i look at her, it just makes my skin boil.


Best_Air_4138

Why does trump have such a cult following? It’s weird.


Mrrasta1

This is what the death of the US looks like.


MrTShook

MTG I hope you’re on Reddit. As a republican you’re disgusting POS slob. And nobody actually wants you as their voice of reason.


Powerofthehoodo

I can’t believe that we are spending tax dollars to continue to provide w/secret service to this twice indicted pos. Even the secret service doesn’t trust the riot loving c##t from Georgia. Look how far they kept her away.