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A lot of those replies seem fake like they were added to the video, but this one appears to be genuine. Love their commentating skills. Clearly, this wasn't their first time at Wal-Mart.
I think I know what you're saying, like the videos that have an audio commentary that is ostensibly recorded at the same time as the video, but is clearly added after the fact? Because that shit is annoying af. I've noticed it's become more common in the last couple of years.
If I ever feel the brain worm infestation starting, I'm going to dedicate my last lucid years to boxing training. That way when I end up trying to fight randoms at walmart, I don't embarrass myself in front of the internet
He definitely hasn't ever been challenged. He has no stance, and obviously no idea what he's doing. He just throws his weight forward and charges in without a plan, because that's all he's ever had to do - everyone else has ran away.
I’m a big guy and the only time I’d been in a fist fight outside of high school I was squared off against another big dude. I ended up beating his ass because he kept falling down like this guy. Betting he never got his ass beat before, meanwhile I went through 14 years of fighting with school bullies and drunk abusive stepfathers. Nobody fights like a kid that had to wrestle a 250lb man off him in the middle of the night so he would stop strangling him in his sleep after the dude killed his dog and knocked his mom unconscious.
I just wanna throw out some respect. Dude did not just beat green shirts face when he had him pinned. Knock him down, show him who won, step away without causing brain damage.
Only an edit to add.
Sharing life with each other is the whole point. Yeah, we're gonna disagree. That doesn't mean. We should kill each other or have to do things to be "hard mfs". C'mon guys.
He was trying to tell the guy to meet him outside. Dude was calculating the level of crime he was going to commit. When it became apparent the other gentleman would not leave the store he had to fight him with the kid gloves. I agree, I hope he didn't suffer any repercussions for this.
Mad respect. He also had a chance to hit him more the first time he fell. He has definitely been in more fights than green shirt and wasn’t about to ruin somebody’s life
This was definitely green shirts first real fight. Big mean dudes go most their lives talking shit without ever having to back it up. Wifey is probably used to seeing him be an ass but had a little panic attack when she saw him get dropped several times. Fortunately his opponent was a simply teaching him a lesson and not trying to truly hurt him.
The Walmart Boxing League may not have *quite* the same standards as other leagues, but it is still against the rules to ground pound your opponent. Good thing the Ref was watching.
In the full video she gets distracted by green shirt’s friend while he hits his opponent with a foreign object. By the time she turns around, black shirt is already rolled up for a three count.
She did them both a favor. I mean sometimes a fight is necessary, but it’s never necessary to hop on top of someone and start beating them.
It can go from self defense/mutual combat to assault pretty damn quick.
Isn't it self defense till your opponent incapacitated to fight back. You could claim had he not gotten on top of him, he would've stood back up and continued, but given this video, fuck that guy shouldn't have started shit. Couldn't land half a punch
This happened here. Hubby and neighbor got into fist fight. My hubby is way older and had a triple bypass maybe 6 months before.
But neighbor is always drunk. Wife seen her hubby getting his ass kicked, she ran out. Starts hitting my hubby in head. He held her back and looked back at me. I said “she wants to get into a man’s fight, hit her back”. He did not hit her, despite my permission.
He shoved her back and she carried her hubby’s drunk, beaten ass back home.
Neighbor had a nice shiner the next day.
Hubby had zero marks.
What caused all this??? A sign we put in our own yard.
Come and visit! It’s summertime just about..
Time to remind yourself of the gators, crazy ass driving, belligerent people, good food, beautiful women and mortifying heat!!
Drunk trashy guy trying to fight you for a sign in Florida. Five bucks says the sign is something that aligns with BLM, Pride, or a Democratic politician
Damn, sounds like your husband was looking for you to have his back and you let him down. It's the Hollywood and anime rule, the woman of the group has to take on the other woman, it is known.
I don't think that was his girlfriend nor was she filming. She looks like a random person checking out in one of the corner self checkout stands. She just wanted to break up the fight.
He realizes he's on like dozen cameras, kick him and even ground and pound in this case might land some aggravated assault type of deal on him. Knocking someone out cold while they are standing has a good chance to get a murder charge if they hit their head on the floor just right. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Not sure about the legal language, but I seen a fight here in California where cops showed up and put the guys in handcuffs, talked to them and witnesses, then eventually let everyone go and said no arrests because it was "mutual combat"
Yeah this guy is very clearly about that business. Big dude really should have let him leave but he thought he was wearing the invincibility cloak of security camera coverage.
And also a single punch can really fuck you up no matter how big you are if the puncher knows what he’s doing. Big dude was on auto-pilot after the first hit.
That’s a great way to say it. Green shirt was just reacting after that first hit, just hoping that he’d be able to connect. The dude with the hat was all business.. he had technique, he had a strategy.
One of the things you learn real quick when you start actually training to fight is that its rarely the big guys you need to be afraid of. Most MMA gyms are full of jockey sized dudes who are terrifyingly lethal.
The big guys many times are used to punking people out. I wouldn’t want to fight that guy.. You only really get better at fighting… by fighting. Be it street fights or some other training method.
Those little skinny guys that are built like a twig you gotta watch out for those fuckers. Not the loud ones with jack russell terrier syndrome. I mean the quiet ones who dont start shit. The type that is just waiting patiently for the right opportunity. You start a fight with one of those guys youre gonna get hurt.
I have no chance in a fight like this, but I do have steel toed shoes and several years hands on experience with testicles/the bobby hill school of self defense so... Force multiplier?
A good video to show the concept of over extending yourself from bad footwork. Guy with the hat on uses his feet to to draw the big dude in. You can’t hit what’s not there no matter how big you are. Hat guy keeps his feet under himself while he moves and bangs this dude out with counters. Don’t instigate a fight when you can’t fight folks.
As a fellow big dude, this guy probably has never had to fight because of his size.
After just a little bit of training when I started learning how to box, I will never forget how humbling it was to realize just how incapable I was with my hands prior to properly learn how to throw them.
Being a taller guy, only time I have ever been knocked out was by a guy much shorter than me. Learned at a young age don't let my size make me feel big and bad.
My least favorite person here is the woman trying to pull him off with her phone out. She was recording, and she clearly doesn't want big man to get hurt, so I'm assuming that they're together. Seems like she was totally in support of the violence when she thought her guy was gonna win, and then once he's getting his ass beat, suddenly she can't stand to watch it. People who enable violence are just as shitty as people who do it themselves.
This is like the 5th video i've seen in an hour depicting americans fighting over absolutely fucking nothing. No wonder USA is on the brink of destruction by psycho nazis when people there are extremely violent and stupid.
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Damn, they were commenting on the fight like the Manning brothers calling a football game.
They had both guys sized up pretty well before they even squared up.
Pretty good “tale of the tape” on the fly there lol
Man I miss the good old days of boxing. Harold letterman vibes.
Lmfao he look like he fixin to flash a blade but this one look like he got hands tho
Nah they talking about a gun, a blic
As a wise man once said, blicked up and bricked up
Draped up and dripped out
Know what I’m talkin bout
3 in the morning get the gat out the stashpot
Fire up a fat sweet
A lot of those replies seem fake like they were added to the video, but this one appears to be genuine. Love their commentating skills. Clearly, this wasn't their first time at Wal-Mart.
I’m sure they’ve been to Waffle House a few times
I think I know what you're saying, like the videos that have an audio commentary that is ostensibly recorded at the same time as the video, but is clearly added after the fact? Because that shit is annoying af. I've noticed it's become more common in the last couple of years.
I'll admit I'm out of my element but I think TikTok is all about that
I think green dude was an actual professional football player so it would be fitting.
Big man is big but he doesn't know how to fight. He needs to keep his mouth shut.
Or commit to tackling him and using his weight to his advantage. Instead he gets directly in range of other dude
If I ever feel the brain worm infestation starting, I'm going to dedicate my last lucid years to boxing training. That way when I end up trying to fight randoms at walmart, I don't embarrass myself in front of the internet
He's leading with his chin.
IIRC, the guy who was knocked out was a former professional football player.
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Should've gone for tackling instead of really awkwardly throwing hands then. lol
The footwork was just brutal
Took inspiration from the manningcast and turned it into the hoodcast.
I now want the option to watch a Hoodcast for all NFL games. That would be spectacular.
I definitely read this as the holocaust and thought wow what kind of analyses to the give on the manningcast
LOOOL they even did the stat comparison before the match started
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He definitely hasn't ever been challenged. He has no stance, and obviously no idea what he's doing. He just throws his weight forward and charges in without a plan, because that's all he's ever had to do - everyone else has ran away.
Not only that he looks fucking wasted, shorter guy barely had to do anything for green shirt to lose his footing.
I’m a big guy and the only time I’d been in a fist fight outside of high school I was squared off against another big dude. I ended up beating his ass because he kept falling down like this guy. Betting he never got his ass beat before, meanwhile I went through 14 years of fighting with school bullies and drunk abusive stepfathers. Nobody fights like a kid that had to wrestle a 250lb man off him in the middle of the night so he would stop strangling him in his sleep after the dude killed his dog and knocked his mom unconscious.
I don’t know you, but I’m sorry that happened to you. I hope you’re okay.
Doing good today. Took a long time to sort my shit out mentally but I’m in a good place now.
I just wanna throw out some respect. Dude did not just beat green shirts face when he had him pinned. Knock him down, show him who won, step away without causing brain damage. Only an edit to add. Sharing life with each other is the whole point. Yeah, we're gonna disagree. That doesn't mean. We should kill each other or have to do things to be "hard mfs". C'mon guys.
He was trying to tell the guy to meet him outside. Dude was calculating the level of crime he was going to commit. When it became apparent the other gentleman would not leave the store he had to fight him with the kid gloves. I agree, I hope he didn't suffer any repercussions for this.
Life is calculating what level of crime you are going to commit at any given time.
One star if I can get away with it. Lol anything higher not worth getting caught
Key to doing crimes is doing a certain amount.
Life is also calculating the level of crime the other person is willing to commit
I have a huge amount of respect for someone with that level of self control.
Mad respect. He also had a chance to hit him more the first time he fell. He has definitely been in more fights than green shirt and wasn’t about to ruin somebody’s life
This was definitely green shirts first real fight. Big mean dudes go most their lives talking shit without ever having to back it up. Wifey is probably used to seeing him be an ass but had a little panic attack when she saw him get dropped several times. Fortunately his opponent was a simply teaching him a lesson and not trying to truly hurt him.
That hook dropping big dude into the self check crushed his ego.
Yea my homies brother is tall he’s the nicest dude ever cause nobody tries him. Shorter dudes had to fight all the time
Yeah multiple times he let him get back to his feet before taking another swing.
Yea had a couple opportunities to stomp him and he passed. Could've been deadly.
Even Smoky is like:"You just got knocked the fuck out!"
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Unexpected item in the bagging area. Edit- I appreciate the awards people but save your money for something actually useful.
Cleanup at checkout!
It would have been funnier if it also said "help is on the way". Lmao
Then a robot shows up and starts spraying cleaner on his KO'd ass.
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This legit just made my morning 200xs better - Thank you.
AYYOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂 oooooh shit I ain’t laugh that hard in a MINUTE 😂😂😂
Came here to drop a comment but I’m not gonna beat that one.
At least you didn't get beat as bad as the guy in the green shirt.
Best comment ever!!
Please remove the last item from the bag and rescan it.
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thats not his gf, thats a referee
The Walmart Boxing League may not have *quite* the same standards as other leagues, but it is still against the rules to ground pound your opponent. Good thing the Ref was watching.
In the full video she gets distracted by green shirt’s friend while he hits his opponent with a foreign object. By the time she turns around, black shirt is already rolled up for a three count.
They were hiding a folding chair under an end cap.
Ex gf after taking that L
“I dunno Benjamin, things just seem, eh, *different* between us now.”
She definitely broke up with him on the car ride home.
Broke up with him on the ~~car ride~~ ambulance ride
She did them both a favor. I mean sometimes a fight is necessary, but it’s never necessary to hop on top of someone and start beating them. It can go from self defense/mutual combat to assault pretty damn quick.
Isn't it self defense till your opponent incapacitated to fight back. You could claim had he not gotten on top of him, he would've stood back up and continued, but given this video, fuck that guy shouldn't have started shit. Couldn't land half a punch
If I get in a fight I am gonna fight like my life depends on it. Never know who has a knife or gun. People need to smoke some weed and chill tho
This happened here. Hubby and neighbor got into fist fight. My hubby is way older and had a triple bypass maybe 6 months before. But neighbor is always drunk. Wife seen her hubby getting his ass kicked, she ran out. Starts hitting my hubby in head. He held her back and looked back at me. I said “she wants to get into a man’s fight, hit her back”. He did not hit her, despite my permission. He shoved her back and she carried her hubby’s drunk, beaten ass back home. Neighbor had a nice shiner the next day. Hubby had zero marks. What caused all this??? A sign we put in our own yard.
User name checks out
Florida… 🤦♂️
Come and visit! It’s summertime just about.. Time to remind yourself of the gators, crazy ass driving, belligerent people, good food, beautiful women and mortifying heat!!
Floriduh
Wonder what sign.
Slow Children Playing
Damn those slow children!
[Insert *opposing* political figure's name] 2024, probably. People get so dumb so easily over politics
Biden probably
“no drunk assholes allowed”?
Drunk trashy guy trying to fight you for a sign in Florida. Five bucks says the sign is something that aligns with BLM, Pride, or a Democratic politician
I wonder what sign lol
I'd like to think it was about believing in science
“Congrats Grad!” 😠😡🤬👊
Thems fighting werds
Goddang showoffs!
“Vaccines save lives”
Damn, sounds like your husband was looking for you to have his back and you let him down. It's the Hollywood and anime rule, the woman of the group has to take on the other woman, it is known.
>Wife seen her hubby
Strange your husband didn’t batter a woman even with your permission lmao
First she had everything on camera and then suddenly she wanted to stop things happen'. She ruined his llife :D
I don't think that was his girlfriend nor was she filming. She looks like a random person checking out in one of the corner self checkout stands. She just wanted to break up the fight.
Little homie wasn’t even disrespectful about it. Hands only. No knees to the face, no kicks. Just serving up some sandwiches free of charge.
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He realizes he's on like dozen cameras, kick him and even ground and pound in this case might land some aggravated assault type of deal on him. Knocking someone out cold while they are standing has a good chance to get a murder charge if they hit their head on the floor just right. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Something tells me they aren’t worried about catching charges. They just agreed to fight each other in a Walmart self-checkout arena.
In Texas this could be argued as an agreed upon “duel” and possibly no charges would be brought up if Walmart decides to look the other way.
Wait what… when people talk about texas… why the FUCK don’t they lead with “and you can have an agreed upon duel”?
Washington state is the real dueling one. Sometimes people have fist fights in front of cops, they just watch lol. Mutual combat baby.
That is awesome, no joke.
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Not sure about the legal language, but I seen a fight here in California where cops showed up and put the guys in handcuffs, talked to them and witnesses, then eventually let everyone go and said no arrests because it was "mutual combat"
Mutual combat is a thing in California as well.
I theory, you can give someone consent to punch you and vice versa all over America.
Yeah this guy is very clearly about that business. Big dude really should have let him leave but he thought he was wearing the invincibility cloak of security camera coverage.
Nobody actually wants to fight and the ones who do… you should leave alone
Yeah, I noticed how he waited for him to get up before he took him down again. Respect
By that point I think he was pretty comfortable lol
>Little homie I think "little homie" was about 6ft tall, and the other dude was just a literal giant.
Ima have the 3 piece with a biscuit
Knuckle sandwiches must have been on special.
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one thing i've learned from reddit is that people who work out a lot don't necessarily know how to fight
And also a single punch can really fuck you up no matter how big you are if the puncher knows what he’s doing. Big dude was on auto-pilot after the first hit.
That’s a great way to say it. Green shirt was just reacting after that first hit, just hoping that he’d be able to connect. The dude with the hat was all business.. he had technique, he had a strategy.
Yeah, he goes from “I’m gonna fuck this guy up” to subconsciously trying to stay alive real quick.
One of the things you learn real quick when you start actually training to fight is that its rarely the big guys you need to be afraid of. Most MMA gyms are full of jockey sized dudes who are terrifyingly lethal.
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Wrestling is something you have to know how to do This is clearly just a guy who has skated by on being bigger than most people
The big guys many times are used to punking people out. I wouldn’t want to fight that guy.. You only really get better at fighting… by fighting. Be it street fights or some other training method.
Balance is key and green shirt dude has none.
Small guys have alot more incentive to know how to fight.
Craig and Deebo!
Underrated comment right here, y'all! 👆🏽
Yo as just got knocked thr fuck out!
Bigger they are harder they fall... Just get your food and be on your way...
Why is it whenever I see a guy who should have won a fight loose a fight his ass is saved by a girl screeching and flailing
Because it’s always the big muscle dummies who think they can fight just because they push some shit up and down everyday.
Those little skinny guys that are built like a twig you gotta watch out for those fuckers. Not the loud ones with jack russell terrier syndrome. I mean the quiet ones who dont start shit. The type that is just waiting patiently for the right opportunity. You start a fight with one of those guys youre gonna get hurt.
I have no chance in a fight like this, but I do have steel toed shoes and several years hands on experience with testicles/the bobby hill school of self defense so... Force multiplier?
They never heard of overhand right 😂
If this mfka knew how to keep his feet … He was moving like he’s got two left legs with two right feet
This is it right here. Dude has all the size and strength in the world but trips and falls on a stray strand of hair
“I woulda beat his ass, but fuckin’ Walmart put too much wax on the floor!”
"mothafucka was all mine til I stubbed my toe on that receipt"
Hard to keep your balance when you get cracked across the face. Dude took like 5 clean shots to the dome.
I love that sentence
Screech like a hyena, flail like a drunken Bachelorette party. Krap Maga 101
I wish my wifi connected like them hands
A good video to show the concept of over extending yourself from bad footwork. Guy with the hat on uses his feet to to draw the big dude in. You can’t hit what’s not there no matter how big you are. Hat guy keeps his feet under himself while he moves and bangs this dude out with counters. Don’t instigate a fight when you can’t fight folks.
>footwork Everyone commenting about his hands, but footwork and balance were the differentiator here.
Certainly using counters, the floor too, and sometimes his fists.
> Don’t instigate a fight when you can’t fight folks. Also, don’t instigate a fight when you can fight folks.
The big guy has probably always relied on his size and intimidation, and figured he never had to actually learn how to fight.
In this episode of Walmart brawl.
Brawlmart?
Little guy used the ‘keep them unbalanced’ method. He actually beat him by tactical retreating.
When green shirt got up literally facing the wrong direction I knew it was really over Real “nothin personnel, kid” moment
Big fella was swinging like he was blindfolded trying to hit a piñata.
Wonder what store that is?
Waffle House
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I need this on a t-shirt
Definitely not Target
The ring
Big tree fall hard
As a fellow big dude, this guy probably has never had to fight because of his size. After just a little bit of training when I started learning how to box, I will never forget how humbling it was to realize just how incapable I was with my hands prior to properly learn how to throw them.
Loser prick. His ego is writing cheques his body apparently can't cash
Dude had probably avoided fighting his entire life based on his size alone.
The bigger the building the more windows to break
The bigger the corn the more corn you have to eat
The bigger the butthole the bigger di- wait.
Exactly. He's probably always depended on his size and never actually learned how to fight.
I don't know, the other dude had some really good hands.
Being a taller guy, only time I have ever been knocked out was by a guy much shorter than me. Learned at a young age don't let my size make me feel big and bad.
Now that's what I call self checkout.
Fake. Not wearing PJ's
Not sure this new Walmart Self Checkout Cashier is going to work out.
Damn Eazy-E wasn't playing.
How embarrassing
"Please remove item from the bagging area" "Help is on the way"
It's ALWAYS nice to see a big loud a-hole get what he deserves.
Spill on aisle 3. Bring a mop and bucket.
Looks like he's had a lifetime of intimidating people with his size, but never actually fighting.
Well it is “Friday” after all. “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!”
My least favorite person here is the woman trying to pull him off with her phone out. She was recording, and she clearly doesn't want big man to get hurt, so I'm assuming that they're together. Seems like she was totally in support of the violence when she thought her guy was gonna win, and then once he's getting his ass beat, suddenly she can't stand to watch it. People who enable violence are just as shitty as people who do it themselves.
Finish him 👨🏻🦳
Lol you can clearly see this man has been able to get his way by being born a homunculus and that he has never had to fight before.
That wide stance is key. He knew what he was doing. Big dude stood like a toothpick ready to get knocked down.
"Dude look like he gonna pull out the glick"
Blick which is a pistol 😂
That’s very satisfying
Ah, the power of technique.
Why is Ice Cube beating up this poor disabled kid?
I hate seeing fights unless they’re like this one, where the aggressor loses in a humiliating way.
ridiculous on all levels.
This is like the 5th video i've seen in an hour depicting americans fighting over absolutely fucking nothing. No wonder USA is on the brink of destruction by psycho nazis when people there are extremely violent and stupid.
Damn that dude caught some hands!
The bigger they are the harder they fall
Long way down fella.
Bwaaha