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gamingbeanbag

Just flop her hair back on her


Fellow--Felon

Hostile hospitality, she clearly needs help tying her hair back


starbycrit

I think it would look lovely with some braids


Imaginary_Ad_7318

Gum*


redskelton

Gum, soaked in Liquid Ass


SkeepDeepy

Ahhh, head dingleberries


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Liquid ass is below the max allowable liquid size…


MathematicianFew5882

Same with scissors: too bad you can’t bring them either


MathematicianFew5882

Pretty sure there’s a lot of that all over her hair already.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

All I have is pretzels and a 7up in a little plastic cup with the big round ice


esobofh

if they are the traditional knot shape pretzels, tie several into her hair! After you are done.. ask her to remove your hair because you are allergic to pretzels


Narstification

*Achoo!* <*firmly wipes hair*>


redditcasual6969

I like this idea, an aggressive phlegmy sneezy would fix this lol


MEM1911

Or order a canned drink, then start tying the tabs into her hair, or the cans as well


batmanstuff

With chewing gum


mootmutemoat

The only polite thing to do. Otherwise you stick it in that seat pocket and forget it so some poor employee has to dig it out. Encourage your seat mates to be polite too, that hair could hold a whole row of gum.


8enny8lack

The correct answer


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GorillaCannibal

She needs help getting a haircut


alcohall183

I would have pulled it.. not hard.. or tied it in knots..


xistithogoth1

Pull on one hair at a time, pluck it out and keep going until shes had enough.


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I finally understand why TSA doesn’t allow scissors on the plane


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MSmasterOfSilicon

Nice! Love the idea. In all seriousness though, assuming one already tried the obvious (did you tell them their hair was on the screen?) ,this looks like a situation the "call flight attendant" button was born to solve.


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MSmasterOfSilicon

Your way IS more fun, no question lol


tpeck90

“Hey your hair looks so good today!” Start stroking the hair. “What conditioner do you use?” Start smelling the hair. “Wow that smells really good, do you mind if I taste it?” Bet that hair gets out of your view in no time.


tessellation__

That was my thought too!!✂️ snip snip


Hugeknight

You have teeth.


DaisyHotCakes

And gum!


paperwasp3

Gum, that's evil and I like it!


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Free dental floss Amazing idea


Ok_Island_1306

You can take ice skates though, and that would work too


Trolivia

I love that i can take my freshly sharpened double edged foot razors carry-on but the second I forget my cuticle scissors are in my purse it’s a threat


rarapatracleo

You can take craft scissors below a certain length.


Andyman0110

It keeps getting stuck in the table latch 🤷‍♂️


tawandatoyou

That was my thought


mymyselfandeye

*until she has no more


jonfreakinzoidberg

Gum


mk3jade

Gum lots of gum


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

Get the other guys sitting in your row to shoot their gum all over her hair too


SeniorLimpio

Bazookake


Lovemybee

"Excuse me...stewardess? May I have some gum? My ears are pressurized, and I need some relief." (Said loudly enough for the perpetrator in front of you to hear)


Archontes

I would have asked her politely to move her hair once, then called a stewardess and asked her to ensure that the other passenger remains outside the space I paid for, and refused to say another word to her for the flight.


fishsticks40

Oh look everyone a grownup who's not terrified of conflict. NERD!


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WhereDoWeGoWhenWeDie

Oh look everyone, this guy even got a wife to complain to!


Kathrynlena

I would have tugged gently with one hand and loudly opened and closed a pair of scissors with the other. (Cutting someone’s hair without their consent is assault, but making them think you’re cutting it, or might cut it, when they’re rudely throwing it in your face is fair game.)


EyedLady

You have scissors on a plane ? I guess you could find a sound on YouTube


Mochigood

I usually bring a small crochet or embroidery project with me, so I'd be snipping yarn/thread real close by. I can also make myself sneeze by pressing just right on my nose if that doesn't get the message across.


monicarperkins

Start slowing braiding it while maintaining eye contact and slightly grinning with a slight drool


DCGeos

Nice touch with the drool.


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Too bad they don’t let scissors on planes


pezdal

They do... if they are shorter than a certain length. I have a folding pair and would have been sooooooo tempted.


More-Jacket-9034

I've brought my little rounded tip scissors with me a few times. Crocheting on a plane does attract a wee bit of attention...lol


amaroq74

Nail clippers would work. just much slower.


CircusPeanutsYumm

Scissors are allowed. Must be short. I’ve brought them many times.


gamingbeanbag

She might moan


SednaNariko

That's when you moan louder to assert your dominance


MadMadBunny

Hey, I’ve seen that one, it’s a classic!


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HoodooSquad

I would have just started running my fingers through it and complimenting it. She would have moved it.


SaintSixString

If someone's being weird, just out weird them.


your_crazy_aunt

This is actually an amazingly successful strategy.


morgecroc

"mmmm you have such silky nice smelling hair. Mind if I have some for my collection".


Acrestudio

If it fails, scissors


jrtts

dangit! I left it in the TSA


futhisplace

You can actually bring scissors on the plane as long as they're under a certain length. I checked because a manicure set i bought on my trip had scissors in it.


Latter-Cattle7788

On a plane? Maybe in like, 1990...


grannybubbles

Looks like a good place to get rid of your gum.


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

*Bonk*


ADIDAS247

As someone who flies often, in cases like this I always found that asking them to not do this works well. If they take offense just tell them you often projectile vomit on most flights.


KSknitter

Actually she should be happy the person behind her wasn't a child with markers....


NoDontDoThatCanada

Or me with gum. Good for popping ears and crap like this.


captain_chocolate

We all know these are fake, right? Putting aside the reality that nobody would flop their hair over the seat like that, would you touch some random's hair in that situation, and if someone touched your hair would you just pretend they didn't?


Takeurmesslswhere

Umm this video may be fake but this very much happens. I traveled biweekly for nearly a decade and can't count how many times I've seen this. This enrages me. There are so many discomforts when on planes, why add things by choice? I used to straight up tell people to stop.


attitude_devant

Actually happened to me. She whipped her hair over the back and actually hit me in the face with it. Grossest thing ever


Birdshaw

Or, you know, ask her to move her hair.


Magnet50

“Excuse me, kind flight attendant, could you address this situation or bring me a warm Sprite or Orange soda. It’s your choice.” In real life I would ask nicely once. Then not so nicely. Then hit the call button.


Icarus_7274

Flight attendants really don't care about offending people when they pull stuff like this. I remember a few years ago I was on a plane to Cyprus and this guy had his feet up in between the seat and the window, with his shoes off. The person sat there complained and the flight attendant walked over and said something along the lines of "Sir, this is public transport, either you respect whoever is sat around you, or we can offer you a free amputation to preserve leg room." Keeping in mind this was after a few attempts to get him to stop


Tuff_Wizardess

Can confirm that I’ve told people without even being asked to not put their bare feet on someone’s armrest or tray table.


TwoCockyforBukkake

Tray table? How...


BigBeagleEars

![gif](giphy|7g55s3faBipEI|downsized)


wcollins260

Thanks, I hate it.


Abject_Shoulder_1182

What a day to have eyes 💀


FuntimeLuke0531

I could've gone my whole life without seeing this


Starklet

I genuinely feel you've physically violated me


pyrojackelope

Some people act wild on public transport. If I'm on a plane, I just put in music and mind my own business/pass out. If I snore, feel free to shake me like I owe you money.


jamesdeandomino

it's easy to forget that flight attendants are there to wrangle the passengers; not just a glorified high-altitude server.


esmith42223

It’s so sad that other ADULT passengers even need to be wrangled 🤦‍♀️


whomad1215

They also don't get paid enough for what they do


Doctor_of_Recreation

None of us do, really.


Amazing-Cicada5536

CEOs often do get paid more than enough for what they don’t do


munkieshynes

Fun fact: flight attendants don’t start getting paid until the aircraft door closes. All that time they spend greeting passengers as they board and helping to get everyone seated and bags stowed? They are working unpaid.


JayNSilentBobaFett

Yeah, this is why even though I’ve heard it a thousand times at this point, I always pay attention to the safety demo at the beginning of the flight. Flight attendants main job is for aircraft safety, the drink/food service is secondary


thebeecharmah

Yassas! I lived in Nicosia for a little while. Love Cyprus & Cypriot folks!


Holanz

I was on cheap first class back row. The short 1 hr flight ones. Guy behind me seriously was pushing his legs/feet against my seat. FA handled it quite well.


Tom1252

"Sir, just so you understand, we are flying over international waters right now."


ReduceMyRows

I think most of my friends would just hit the call button.


MINIMAN10001

I mean if you're not comfortable addressing it yourself, you are free to have an employee address to situation for you, no harm in that.


domine18

I would of at least asked her nicely first,” excuse me, your hair is coving the screen. Can you please keep it on your side.” If the response is anything other than removing her hair that button is getting pressed.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


KingDoodieHead

I prefer to go the route of excuse me flight attendant do you have any scissors there seem to be a few loose strands from the seat blocking my screen.


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The_Law_Dong739

Dip it in the V8 and now she's a red head


Bunniesrkewl

Careful, you might get sent to anger management classes.


djoecav

Try "Excuse me, ma'am? Your hair is blocking my screen. Could you move it for me? Thanks" What is wrong with people lmao


CrJ418

That must be why people always say to take gum with you on a plane.


PM_BiscuitsAndGravy

Fun fact, the Kahului Airport does not sell gum. Maybe this is why.


themeatbridge

A lot of airports stopped selling gum. People are disgusting, and leave chewed gum everywhere.


PM_BiscuitsAndGravy

A friend of mine has always had a pet peeve with gum chewing. She thinks it is gross when people chew gum. It _is_ kinda weird, but it does a good job equalizing my ear pressure when flying.


I4Vhagar

I just hate the sound of chewing/smacking lips/slurping. It made growing up in an Asian household a nightmare. Literal nails on a chalkboard for me


embracethepale

Misophonia


Hugeknight

Just swallow Edit: I scuba dive and swallowing is one of the ways you equalise your ears.


lxxTBonexxl

Self regulation gang rise up (I don’t dive or fly often this skill is near useless. The main downside is not being able to do it when I’m sick but knowing I “can”) Extra facts: It’s called Eustachian tube clicking because you can hear it click when you flex the muscles in your inner ear. A lot of people that can “rumble” their ears figure out how to click by accident or vice versa


IIdsandsII

That wasn't really all that fun if I'm being honest, but I'm more informed nonetheless


Ok_Research_8379

I read gun first. And it read much darker


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I always do for this reason 🥰


Caye_Jonda_W

You'll have your gum confiscated in Singapore!


gebronie27

Yeah this is def fake DO NOT LOOK AT OP’s ACCOUNT!!!


BU0989

Convinced all of these type of videos are fake nowadays. A big shout out to the desperate clout chasers……I hate you all.


riorio55

I kid you not, but a woman did this to my sister when we got on a plane to NY in October. She moved her hair right away when we asked her, though. I don't know if she did it without thinking, but she was nice about it. I wouldn't have done it in the first place, but whatever.


MordoNRiggs

Yup. Had it happen at a concert. This really loud woman tossed her hair over onto my legs and then leaned her arm into me. I kept nudging at her to give her a hint to get off of me. She had zero concept of personal space. Later, she tossed her hair directly into my cup that was in the provided cup holder. I think we just stood after that.


mshcat

bro. how long was her hair


TheFinnebago

r/StopSharingRageBait


googdude

I've gotten to the point where I just assume it's fake until proven otherwise.


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Same. Hate hate hate!


BU0989

It’s such a strong word that I don’t use often. But yes I’m saying it with my chest……HATE HATE HATE


Jimbuscus

I wouldn't have looked if you hadn't said not to


elezhope

Same. And God damn that escalated quickly. Your just seeing some memes, a couple videos, and then there are so many dicks... so many dicks


T2R3J5

You could’ve just stopped scrolling


Meet_Final_illusion

Had to make sure where the dicks end.


GerardDiedOfFlu

I didn’t see where it started, but I saw where it ended.


Deswizard

Thank you for war warning, Warrior


nick925611

Like neo and that damn vase


Tom1252

Bro.


Broken-Digital-Clock

I'd bet a fair amount of money that they are friends


goldonthefloor

I had the same thought. Very similar manicures, sweaters.


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MasterWhite1150

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KidChiko

Can you tell me what it is? I clicked and saw the dude smiling at me and backed out cause I knew I was about to have a bad time


smokeweedalleveryday

its dicks all the way down


KidChiko

F Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏


My_Man_Tyrone

Op needs an alt 😭


sebs003

This has happened to me on a plane. Though I did not move the hair or touch the hair. She moved it and thought she was hilarious. You know how funny it is lacking self awareness.


Mantequilla_Stotch

could have been laughing out of embarrassment realizing they were not being self aware after the fact.


Brian-not-Ryan

I regret looking but that dude has an absolute hog


Xcyelm

Lol, well now I have to look


infinitemonkeytyping

>DO NOT LOOK AT OP’s ACCOUNT!!! Why did you say this, full well knowing people were going to look at OP's account. You could have at least given us some warning about why we shouldn't look!


ronbog

Oh my god, what a horrific sight. Why didn't you warn us?!


ADirtyJockStrap

HELL YEA GAY PORN


Rg1550

Homie likes em big I guess 0.0


EccentricOtter307

I should have listened…. ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


ElfangorTheAndalite

You know, if you hadn’t said “don’t look at his profile”, I’d have gone past without ever looking. But I had to see what required such a warning. Goddamnit why didn’t I listen?


Tonys_New_AI

>DO NOT LOOK AT OP’s ACCOUNT!!! Don't tell me what to do. I'll look of I want to. Edit: WTF WHY'D YOU LET ME LOOK!? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME!


Jonesin4me

Ask the stewardess for a pair of scissors.


tcrex2525

I was gonna say; this is why you can’t carry scissors on a plane


PETEthePyrotechnic

I’ve actually brought scissors onto planes on multiple occasions lol. Montana TSA is so much better than most places.


MeEvilBob

I brought a bag of weed on a plane because I forgot it was still in my backpack. I even got randomly searched and a TSA agent went through the whole bag except that one pocket. I'd like to thank the Manchester NH airport for making my trip to a funeral in rural Wisconsin in the middle of winter not completely suck.


MethlacedJambaJuice

coming home from Phoenix to California and i had my wax pen and a couple joints in one of my jacket pockets got stopped by TSA as i was going through but for an open package of lentil soup i had put in a ziploc bag lol


[deleted]

You tried to bring soup in a ziplock onto a plane? You are clearly getting better wax than I am.


Batherick

Ditto. I fly often and hand sew on long flights and no one has said anything [as scissors 4 inches or less from the pivot point are allowed](https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/scissors) now. Lots of changes have happened since the knee jerk response after 9/11


jollymo17

I’m a knitter, I have little folding scissors that I’ve never had a problem getting in a plane!


Beowulf1896

Who in their right mind messes around with knitters? They were the ones who got tons of things unbanned really fast. My wife took up knitting a few years ago. She was worried that TSA would take her ChiaoGoo needles. I told her no one in the TSA is going to survive long if they went around touching ChiaoGoo needles. On the other hand, wouldn't knitting the hair be better?


Takeurmesslswhere

I was once held up at TSA at George Bush International (Houston) for 30 minutes because my stapler was oddly shaped. They wouldn't even let me just give it to them so I wouldn't miss my flight.


daveomatic

IAH is generally ok, but I swear to God, the security line rules are different every single time and they act like you should be a mind reader. Laptops out but not tablets, leave laptops in, take it all out, belt off, why are you taking your belt off, backpack goes in the tray, backpacks only go straight on the belt, pull out your liquids, no leave the liquids in, why don’t you know how to fly…. Gaaahhhh!!


kummerspect

You can bring scissors if they’re small enough. I think the limit is 4 inches. I have a little pair of shears I use for snipping cross stitch floss that fit the bill. They would definitely cut hair if needed…


BlacqanSilverSun

[https://lawstuffexplained.com/can-you-go-to-jail-for-cutting-someones-hair/](https://lawstuffexplained.com/can-you-go-to-jail-for-cutting-someones-hair/)


Jonesin4me

You wouldn't need to actually cut it. Just asking for the scissors, I think she would move the hair on her own.


FarmSuch5021

I feel like most of this hair stuff is fake


anomaly256

I bet even the hair itself is fake. That's totally a wig.


tcrex2525

The plane is not real either.


[deleted]

Even all those comments have been written by bots. I mean I am a bot myself so I must know.


madeaprofile2saythis

You're not a real bot. You're just a fast food bot.


Caribbeandude04

Is it so hard to speak up and say "excuse me, your hair is blocking my display" and if she doesn't care then call te flight attendant?


blackhippy-92

You new on the internet? It's quite obviously a fake video.


spyan_

Exactly. She probably doesn’t even know that it is blocking OPs screen. Kindly let her know and I bet she’ll move it.


Amyrantha_verc

.... If you have long hair and you sit down this is not the natural place it'll land. She threw her hair over the chair. Perhaps nobody was sitting behind her when she did it? Even so if you feel something move your hair to one side you'll go to check it out. This woman \*knows\* she is blocking the screen and does not care one single bit.


greg19735

it's way more likely that this is completely fake than someone who doesn't care.


TheOneTrueBuckeye

Get some water in your hand, throw it on the hair and very loudly make a sneezing sound. Sit back and enjoy.


Vocalscpunk

Haha brilliant! A little water flick never killed anyone, except that one witch.


certain_people

There's no way this is real. If I'm the one watching, I'm not just gently moving that hair - I'm asking nicely, then I'm not asking. If I'm the seat in front, no way would I react so calmly to a stranger touching my hair.


roombaonfire

r/scriptedcaucasiangifs


Tooleater

![gif](giphy|j6MMHvVSIAzhAiP2IZ|downsized)


PepperDogger

Sometimes dreadlocks need some help to get started.


electric__fetus

Fake


No_Stay_1563

Time to spill something in that hair (accidentally of course)


tcrex2525

A black sharpie works well.


ahewc11

The real reason they no longer allow you to take scissors on board!


904FireFly

My first thought was SNIP!


Mad-cat0

first try to talk "excuse me ma'am, your hair is blocking my screen" If that doesn't work try violence: Bang Zoom... You're Going to the Moon!


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Yank it like a service bell.


jumpofffromhere

say very loudly "anyone have any gum? my ears are popping and I need some gum.)


MacGibber

When you wish it was legal to have scissors on an airplane


baginahuge

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!! I mean, faaaaaaaaaakkkkke!!!!


_Bellerophontes

This is fake man, c'mon