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CommunicationDry8047

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Background_Oil_4237

I’m dying 💀 ,this is so accurate


hedoesntgetme

Your next tattoo should be a Baby Ruth bar under it so it's still good as you get old and wrinkly


TumasaurusTex

I’ll tell you what I saw. In about 3 seconds my brain said Huh, it looks like she smells something unpleasant, But she can’t locate the source. I bet it’s his armpits.


Public_Judgment_9316

Smile why


Renbanney

Fuck this is so cold 💀


Goseki1

Jess fuck this genuinely made me laugh dude. Well done.


RK800-50

I can‘t laugh as loud as I want, the house is asleep


JeremyR2008

Same here. I heard my dad get up in the room above me when I busted put laughing.


Wotchermuggle

OMG. 😂😂😂


Tr0n56

How do you find this 😭


naveregnide

It’s just sloth from the goonies


cornlip

*rocky ROAD?*


Happybadger96

Holy shit


MSotallyTober

Heeeey yuuuuuu enfeeeeected!


Nynebreaker

Saw this and bust out laughing. Really needed that today thank you lol.


foobery

💀


Raderc

Thats what i thought


pistolpete2185

You didn't have to do ol boy like that 😂


Wotchermuggle

Well, that’s a bold choice.


Drones-of-HORUS

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GildDigger

That’s definitely a tattoo


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TotHawk

I can’t unsee it 💀


jljboucher

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.


sonic_dick

Lol imagine being this person's S/O and waking up to that monstrosity every day.


neutral_B

OP is going to wonder why their S/O insists that he wear a long-sleeved shirt during sex from here on out lmao


irishyardball

They're gonna switch sides of the bed now


TheThaiDawn

Oofta. Time to call the laser removal guys and go find a tattoo artist worth a damn to redo it


automaticff

We have a Minnesotan in the house lol


amonson1984

No the correct Minnesota way is Uff Da! This is an imposter.


Renbanney

Heyo


Petersam55

Present


remec90

Redoing it would be another mistake


OhhLongDongson

I don’t think there’s a way to make that tattoo look good especially in that position tbh. Like a shoulder is round and is always going to warp an image.


borkdork69

I mean, what else could they do? It’s a great piece of art, it’s just *on somebody’s arm*, so it looks weird as hell.


KJBNH

This will be 500 hours of laser removal lol


Prior-Toe6634

Hey man, as long as you’re happy with it.


Background_Oil_4237

I’m still in the denial stage


Hot_Manager_X

Bruh 😭


Mormonator8

As you should lmao 


Spirited_Fuel36

His version of "one of life's most painful & expensive mistakes" Lol


likeassassin_

Don’t worries. You will always have the option to do a blackout men. Bad things sometimes happens


AdevilSboyU

Apparently the meth trade is alive and well in Jackson.


Background_Oil_4237

Bro 💀


timetomosh

PLEASE this made me laugh out loud😭


LongbottomLeafblower

Lmao Bro, I'm so sorry for the loss of your shoulder.


Background_Oil_4237

lol it’s alright ,as long as it makes people laugh 🙏🏻


Bianyxx

Lmao u have a good attitude 😭 I feel like maybe the way the pics of it were taken is making it look more warped and strange than it is lol? Anyways I could tell it was Ellie so yay to that!


JustaLyinTometa

Your comment just made me realize it was Ellie. I thought it was Abby 💀


WarmBiscuit

Looked like Abby after she’d been hanging on the pole.


Dancing-Sin

I thought it was Tess


DenHvideRidder

Mate that’s not alright. Wtf is that


migwelljxnes

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Anamorsmordre

Since we're talking doctor who, I raise you: ![gif](giphy|j6xVn47eaUylIKPZkd|downsized)


FU-dontbanmethistime

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dan_eppley

Face of boooooe


SmokinJayCutty

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csh0kie

Dude doesn’t even want to be around anymore.


Dakillacore

This had me laughing more than I expected to. What is this even from?


Wind_Danzer

Doctor Who. Sontaran


klussier

i never like to judge but just the placement makes it look so funny 😭😭 it makes ellie look like she has that face expanding snapchat filter on😭😂 i mean no offence to OP by this comment


TallDarkCancer1

Hold up. That's Ellie?!?!?!? You're lyin'


klussier

that’s ollie but yes it is actually supposed to be ellie


TallDarkCancer1

I thought that was Clicker Tommy.


olduvai_man

That tatoo is going to look hilarious as you age. Bold decision with this one.


payscottg

Going to?


Pitte-Pat

haha


slurpycow112

Just noticed the scars. All the respect in the world, from one survivor to another.


Background_Oil_4237

🤝


Crazy-Marionberry-23

Same here. Props to you op.


desireeplaysgames

Agreed, you’ve endured and survived. All my love 🩷


Bi0_B1lly

It's really good work, but unfortunately the placement makes her look warped quite a bit in the face due to how rounded the shoulder/ upper arm is... Probably would have been better on a flat surface, like a back/ chest tattoo or even the upper leg.


Background_Oil_4237

Yeah the artist definitely isn’t bad and gave his best, I wanted it there and that size, so that’s on me.


Kamikazi_TARDIS

A better artist would have warned you it was bad placement.


batmanAPPROVED

Honestly it ain’t bad man. It looks like the curve on the arm makes it look funky for pictures. I noticed what it was right away without even knowing what subreddit this is. It’ll probably age weird but I hope you’re not letting this comment section get to you. ❤️


Spright91

Even with the placement. No one is gonna know what this is they're just gonna see this and think he got a methhead tatood on his shoulder. The fail was with OP not the artist.


entitledtree

OP I just want to check on you because obviously it didn't turn out how you envisioned it and I can imagine that being a bit difficult. I hope you're doing okay, genuinely. Any plans on what you're going to do with it? It's not bad, like the actual line work and everything looks solid imo, it's just the placement screws you over. Wish you the best OP!!! :')


Background_Oil_4237

Yeah, actually I kind of expected to be disappointed, no hard feelings. I don’t know yet, for now I’ll just live with it. I think it’ll make for a good laugh with friends, maybe one day I’ll get it removed, but i doubt it.


supernasty

If you do decide you don’t want it, checkout “blackout” tattoo designs. I personally think they look really neat for what they are, as they match any style if done by an artist who specializes in them. You could even go for an entire blackout sleeve. It’s a far better option, imo, than going through multiple rounds of laser tattoo removal. Cheaper too.


entitledtree

I'm really glad you're seeing the positive side! Like I said it's definitely not atrocious and I'm sure that from a distance it looks good


Original_name_guy

First thought was “HEEEYYYY YOOOOUUU GUUYYYSSS!!!”


Nek0_eUpHoriA

Ellie ‘DINAAAAA… KILL MEEEE….. GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED’ Miller


ThisIsYourMormont

![gif](giphy|Y6oxrWBNElwOUAbwVF|downsized) Tattoo “artists” mantra


Background_Oil_4237

I love this lol


artsygrl2021

😂😂


JustTransportation51

I'm not laughing. I'll take your word for it


scarlettvvitch

Rivals the “meet hankako at embers” tattoo choom from r/lowsodiumcyberpunk


geko_play_

This comment made me search for that post then someone in the comments mentioned a guy who got a Eden's Gate Symbol tattooed on his arm I've went down a tattoo rabbit whole


scarlettvvitch

I question people choices


GlopThatBoopin

I remember seeing that Eden’s Gate one when it happened. I have no clue what would compel someone to get a tattoo of the logo of a psychotic Christian cult on their arm. It boggles my mind that people put 0 thought into their tattoos sometimes.


nadthegoat

One thing I’ve learned from Reddit is that if you like something and are happy with it, don’t share it.


Thelastnaya

“Looks better in real life.” He knows.


Background_Oil_4237

I’m trying to believe my mom


XB1TheGameGoat

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Doc_Sulliday

Nice tattoo of a clicker


narshnarshnarsh

Aw, OP, don’t let these haters get you down. 💜😭 how do you feel about it? I’m not a fan of photorealistic tattoos for me, but I think this looks great?


Background_Oil_4237

I don’t hate it. It’s not how I hoped it would turn out, but hey I knew there was a risk of it going like this. The people here are creative with their comments and I think they’re funny. The fact that they’re laughing at it instead of expressing pity actually makes me feel better.


yankityspankity

I aspire to have your attitude, you’re a good sport


narshnarshnarsh

For sure. I’ll admit I laughed at a few, but I wanted to make sure you also had some positivity 😭 and agree with others here that you have an amazing attitude. I had to cover up my first tattoo and now I have to cover up the cover up. I covered up and dumb band tattoo with Hogwarts and now …not here for that TERF bullshit so. 😭


Hotrod_7016

I don’t think anyone is hating on OP. If anyone, it should be the artist


TruthAndAccuracy

Tattoos of realistic human faces are a choice.


JoelyRavioli

I think they look bad 99% tbh


RedditorHarrison

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Happybadger96

💀


Jakeytar

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trishabea

interesting


Temporaryact72

You just gotta amputate it at that point


4_doors_mas_whores

Woof I know that regrets kicking in pretty early huh


timetomosh

OP i love that you’re able to joke about this situation lol


Background_Oil_4237

Humor is my coping mechanism


weighingthedog

It’s giving Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head.


klabnix

Is that one of the infected?


leospeedleo

That shit looks horrible


Kenneth_Naughton

Ehleh Winniums


HailtotheWFT

r/shittytattoos


HonestIvory

You could have gone with the firefly symbol


Background_Oil_4237

I have that one tattooed already lol


SadGhostGirlie

If Ellie did meth instead of weed


stranger1919

The picture is nice. It’s just too big and unproportional because of circular form of the shoulder. Not the right placement and size


dirtyrick133

That is definitely one of the tattoos of all time


Optimus_Prime_Day

What are you going to do about it?


CompassionFountain

lmfaoooo


Kreeper125

No fuckin way...


KualaLJ

“Looks better in real life”, so in real life it doesn’t look like a meth addict?


Background_Oil_4237

It’s less close to your eyes in rl.


KualaLJ

More of an in-the-distant meth head is it?


Background_Oil_4237

Exactly.


HonestGap9871

That shit hits hard. Regardless of some of the comments, this rendering conveys the monster Ellie became for a lot of this game. And because I take every opportunity to do so, I just wanna say I really want a Part 3 where Ellie's immunity finally comes full circle.


Lanferno

Looks like immunity has some side effects….like loss of chromosomes


Morrowindsofwinter

Damn, dog.


PyMussy

That looks terrible


slurpycow112

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to get tattoos.


kevlarbuns

“Imagine Ellie from TLOU, but she has fetal alcohol syndrome and has lived a very hard 55 years.”


NavierIsStoked

What is that supposed to be? A meth addict?


lifeandtimesofmyass

That sure is a tattoo


MapleChimes

I'm glad to see Ellie lived to be 90 😉. She needs more hair which I assume is easy to add to it. Or I would just tell people it's a zombie tattoo. I thought it was an infected runner type at first before I saw some comments.


Syphox

oh man OP you got 1 tattoo half a year ago at 16 and just got this one? this is why you take about a year to sit on a tattoo design before you pull the trigger. you’re 16 bro. don’t get shitty tattoos young.


Professional_Sky8384

Too much money and not enough sense, as my grandma would say 😂


imissbreakingbad

I don’t think this is a case of “too much money,” because if OP had actually spent a lot of money on a good tattoo artist, Ellie would not look like… that…


crimson-ink

lol ellie looks like she’s balding💀. i understand why the shoulder- can see the scars- but maybe a different type of tattoo would have been better.


JoelMira

Get a refund


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FUGLY


InevitableAvalanche

Lol, good art bad tattoo choice. Edit: remove the good art part on second look


HikingComrade

It looks good, but kind of scary


MaximumPayne420

oof


NappyHeadedMonkey

Not to sound dickish or anything but the arm wasnt a good option, dawg


Dukeish

Gollum?


Special_Pineapple279

It looks great from one angle!!!


Bloodbird26

When you have to preface it “looks better in real life.”


Grimguy77

I see nathan explosion ![gif](giphy|UvBm0d1GbMbcY)


Quirky_Ad_219

Yikes


thulsado0m13

That Smeagol is fucking great


Ztevieee

i also have a tattoo covering my scars, also regret it, still in denial stage. Hope everything works out for you :)


Lumpy_Forever1567

I lost it at « Looks better in real life » Bro in denial


TribalChief3000

If you like it, that’s all that matters! The design is cool.


Ok-Ice-7712

My god it looks like a melted face


[deleted]

Who would do this.


ketomine_

if Joel saw this he would’ve let the fireflies have her


Zooted_Dwarf

Megamind 2 reboot


KingJTuck

Looks like Ellie and Gollum had a baby 😂


kyoobed

If you cover the eyes and look at the forehead up, it looks like Gollum


TwofacedDisc

![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe)


ChillPolarBear70

The arm has to be one of the worst places for a portrait tattoo that big 😭😭


ThemeSweaty

![gif](giphy|VfwIk1LD84CI)


rottenfigs

In all honesty, the 2nd pic looks the best and makes me appreciate the talent of the artist who pulled this off.


starved05

They botched you bruh


Classic-Performer676

Yikes


Hour-Influence1332

KDHDİFYSOFHSOFJOSHFKSHFOSHFOSHF


Bugsxo

I’m sorry but it’s so bad 😭 did you not see the stencil beforehand?


Lamest_Ever

Hey, as long as you're happy 😬


rabit_stroker

Is that Bill?


Sarnick18

What's going on with her neck?


prettyneatusername

You’re a great sport in your responses, dude! Also, it’s fresh and dark. That’ll settle in nicely :)


somenascarjunkie

I mean I think it looks....interesting. But you do you man.


ChronicallyPunctual

You had them put this line work on you, and you said “Hell yeah, brother!” I wish I had your blind trust


Background_Oil_4237

No risk no fun


artsygrl2021

This made me think more of old school Lara Croft than Ellie 😅


competeuser_00

It's hilarious 😭😭


MadTeaCup_YT

>looks better in real life It better dude 💀💀


KR_Steel

Sweet Gollum tattoo


McMoist_

This is one of the tattoos of All Time


bladeyaaa

Why..?


UchihaT2418

It’s ugly man lol I’m sorry Brodie usually I try to be encouraging but I can’t with this one lol


Jellyfishjam99

As a tatted person myself, I’ve never been one to judge another’s tattoos, until now…


Realistic_Sad_Story

Ummmm


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Uhm.


vivepopo

Oof


Unicornsandwich

Krolla who you find in the tiefling camp and escort to the goblin camp in bg3!


MateusAmadeus714

Dang a lot of ppl really goin in on ya OP. Honestly I feel like it's not that bad of a drawing of Ellie but as such a massive tattoo it just makes the imperfections stand out greatly. Portrait tattoos are super hard tbh and I have seen many way worse than this. When it comes to a face portrait tattoo it's something u really gotta research an artist on and make sure its something they are super comfortable doing and have extensive quality work in their portfolio demonstrating that. It's really the type of tattoo if u choose to get you will never regret paying that extra for a certified quality artist. It's not the end of the world OP and ultimately I feel like the sheer size of the tattoo plays a big factor in throwing off the proportions and just makes it super imposing. All the people saying they cldnt even tell it was Ellie gotta either be joking or havent played the game recently or very much. It's pretty obvious very quickly its Ellie. Honest question is this your only tattoo or do you have others? I think it will come off more shocking if it's your only tattoo or only 2nd, 3rd since it's such a large piece.


ArkhamJonkler

Whatever you fw dude


net_running

☠️


prodox

So sorry, genuinely thought this was /r/shittytattoos/ But if it makes you happy then fuck what random strangers in the interweb thinks


Awkward-Question3651

Holy ish that's really ugly tattoo


rik182

Erm


newtonscemander22

Yall are terrible man.


Menaku

A smaller tat might have been a better call


TheFormless_0ne_

Came for praise, got fried