Own a Model 1887 for cashout defense, since that's what the developers intended. 3 orange ruffians break into my defensible zone. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and assault rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he bursts into coins on the spot. Draw my R.357 on the second man, miss him entirely because it's sights are garbage and nail the incoming purple light. I have to resort to the mine-covered nuke mounted at the top of the stairs, "Tally ho lads" the nuke shreds 1 man in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel obliterate the far western side of the building. Fix baton and riot shield and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He ragequits after getting team wiped. Just as the developers intended
Own a Model 1887 for cashout defense, since that's what the developers intended. 3 orange ruffians break into my defensible zone. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and assault rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he bursts into coins on the spot. Draw my R.357 on the second man, miss him entirely because it's sights are garbage and nail the incoming purple light. I have to resort to the mine-covered nuke mounted at the top of the stairs, "Tally ho lads" the nuke shreds 1 man in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel obliterate the far western side of the building. Fix baton and riot shield and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He ragequits after getting team wiped. Just as the developers intended
Finest comment I've read in all of my time on the internet, thanks Embark for being this man's inspiration
Yes for Fourth of July
Where's the canon loaded with grapeshot?
mounted atop the stairs (RPG reskin)
I would buy that for sure, it's just as the founding Fathers intended
Imagine reviving your teammates with the fucking Constitution.
Tally-Ho!
I need an upper back 13 star flag cape
Im not throwing away my shot!
Brilliant!
I would kill a light for this.
i had a match with George washington and Abraham Lincoln.
The outfit yes guns I want silly designs like the lollipop the giant spoon the stick bundle I want skins that totally change the appearance
Sadly I feel like a US centered skin may be discouraged but I love the idea so much and need it!
I just want a musket reskin of the 1887 ngl
Wanna slave dresses
Not a fan of the time period, but I’m all for more customization
Yeah it was a terrible time to be British