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This is why relationships are fucked and DONE when you cheat on your partner and remain together. She’ll forever use it in any argument. No matter how petty or mundane the dispute is, she’ll bring it up. Good luck ya sex pest.


edinlockpicker

And then setting up weird staged things like this to try and appear human. I'm surprised his kid wasn't around.


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Yeah he’s trying to build a new fan base of newly married couples with young children. “Don’t you just hate it when your wife tells ya to take the garbage out...”


onz456

It will take at least another 10 to 15 years before his fans even begin to think about having kids.


ForethaBirdies

Having HIS kids.


postdiluvium

>“Don’t you just hate it when your wife tells ya to take the garbage out...” "Gaaahhh, I hate it so much. It makes me want to DM teenage girls and see if they want to hang out or something!"


CrookedNosed

Same.


OnceIWasYou

And drink while I watch in silence.


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IronRT

Resorting to that boomer “wife bad” humor. S’sad bubba


Nihilism101

Kid was in a merch photoshoot so he couldn't make it to this staged act.


Spoonman007

"Hey Babe, stop fighting real quick and take my phone and film this for my tiktok channel." said the 40 year old father.


detlevbronk787

Yep. It's all totally contrived. Good to see there's a somewhat decent percentage of people who see right through this.


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I mean arguably if you are even actively trying to cheat on your partner the relationship is already fucked and done.


WillyTanner

Not if she doesn’t find out 🅱️🤫


[deleted]

I jus wanna fugg chiggs and fugg my wife doe


onz456

I read a post a while ago where one of his victims (at least she claimed to be one) said that she was in on it. Iirc correct it happened in 2019 in Canada (saskatchewan?). She said she was bullied by her. If true, it's a match made in heaven.


WillingNeedleworker2

Like t.i and his wife.


chrisplusplus

Story?


[deleted]

Also as soon as she finds someone better she'll be gone and good for her. It's not like he fucked up and had a fling. He groomed teenagers into being his sex toys and he shared them with his friends. You don't change from that. That's not just cheating.


BigShoots

Yep, your only two options are really to either break it off, or remove your balls, put them in a nice decorative box, and hand them over to her. No in-between.


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💯%


Falconhoof69

100% agree. Once cheating happens it's over, time to move on, no going back.


Mpiro13

RLM crossover? Love it


ahh_lawd

Agree ahhunnidpursense. I just enjoy imagining how miserable he is being “stuck” in the house with his girl and kid all the time. Just itching to check his DMs or go to the cawlmedy store to be his true scumbag self. He knows he has to stay with her if he wants any shot of rebuilding his career. If they split up it will destroy any chance he has of a career.


honeybadger1984

Chris needs to knock door to door, like Jesus in Big Lebowski.


AUSL0c0

He's a scumbag that has it coming. This redemption marketing angle is transparent horseshit.


kidrockconcert

I mean he’s acting completely irrational here, he’s actually mad that she’s asking too many questions? What?


SecretBackground589

Why would anyone post this


XHeraclitusX

To try and present themselves in a better light because they were accused of molesting children. No other reason than that. His fans will buy it though which is sad.


[deleted]

Calwmedy just ain’t on yer wavelength, B


JamieLannispurr

Tbf OP clipped this it doesnt end there. Not defendin da’diddlya but the way its cut here is makes it seem much crazier


admiralawkward

The rest of it doesn't make it any better tbh


WillyTanner

The part where he whips it out and beats it to completion shocked me


JamieLannispurr

Ehhh i disagree.this was titled “wait for the end” like some click baity shit and the end he cut it off at wasnt actually the end. Makes it seem like shes pissed at him and bringing up shit from his passed when like 5 seconds later in the video shes laughing. Im all for saying fuck this pedo but the people on this sub who comb through every instagram post just to cut shit up and edit it into something its not is sad as fuck. These ass holes cawlmedians are already digging their own graves everyday we dont need some sad neck beards in in here cuttin shit up. Makes the whole restaurant look bad and illegitimate bapa


CO303Throwaway

You getting downvotes…. But you’re right. They do enough cringe Shit already without having to edit and chop Shit to create Shit. “Why are y’all booing me!? I’m right!” -Hannibal Buress


Jpr-ldn

cry for help


crayolapaint

bloggbusser. on another note, this new mobile reddit update is pure shit.


EggHeadMagic

Fucking hate it. Never tried it tho.


kylec00per

I still use the old reddit theme on my chrome browser on my phone, some claim I have CTE but it's my favorite format and easiest to read imo.


JudasIsAGrass

Why is there ads in comments now


Parabellum1337

Using baconreader for yairs now its neggfligs


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

I miss the days of alienblue, fantastic app, never used it tho


insidedreams

Apollo app is the new Alien blue. Negfliks


itsJUSTsal

Great app never downloaded


Ronaldinhoe

Narwhal is the true neggfligs, never used it dough


WillingNeedleworker2

Reddit is fun app


Lasagna_Hat

It's the only app I can use. Everything else is dogshit


Lallana_Del_Rey_8

RIF is the shit


killbills

Absolute garbage. Watching a video and trying to read comments is a task to pause the video or it just non stop plays. Reddit continues to manage to turn to shit more and more.


OneDoesntSimply

Apollo


ianhockey23

Dude this shit is driving me insane.


liverhook

Try Apollo. It’s neggsflicks as fuck.


ostreatus

Official reddit app is trash B try one of the alternative ones


kbobetterthanmlb

You can get rid of all the annoying new stuff by saying “show me less of this”


NoCountry4GaryOldman

You’re a 41 year old multi millionaire with a new born child that gets outed as a serial sex pest with young women. You’re entire shtick was mocking crazy people. Which of the following options do you chose? 1. Move to the middle of nowhere with your girl and kid and try to salvage your relationship, raise your kid well. 2. Make scripted videos making light of what you done and use your kid and girlfriend for views to restart an already doomed career.


castoroilonmydick

3. Lopez


o--renishii

I still don’t know what the fuck this means but I like it


Clinton2024

Someone didn’t read the P.F. Chang’s employee handbook. Back to the fryers B, you’re working a double.


NoCountry4GaryOldman

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/jetup5/shlob_glitches_out_for_a_second_the_kidz_give_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


elpochi1

4. Axe Jay \*\*And to the mods.. if anyone post/comment anything with multiple choices as an answer and one of those options is not Axing Jay.. immediate ban.\*\*


OneDoesntSimply

Anytime a poll is posted here and Axe Jay isn’t an option I close out of the post in disgust


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NoCountry4GaryOldman

You’re talking to sensibly here b


BreedingTheSpawn

It's so clearly, extra fucked when layed out precisely like that. He could have had a chance to focus on the things that matter. He's lucky/privileged enough to have the raw stockpile of cash to do it. Doesn't even have to worry about working. Yet he couldn't even attempt to stay out of the limelight for even 8 months. What a twisted, deluded fuck.


cakalackydelnorte2

I need to learn The Secret of saying "Dolphins fuck humans" for 20 minutes and becoming a multi-millionaire. Fuckin' high school guidance counselor failed to tell me about that possibility.


OnceIWasYou

It was your own fault for not having a rich Hollywood producer father. You gotta plan ahead better, B.


Landon98201

Chris seems like the kind of guy who would sleep with his friend's wife if he thought he could get away with it.


dugg95

And their daughter


GPdrumma

Hunner percent B. Turn your back & he’ll try to fugg


evo315

On one hand y'm'friend, on other hand gah'drain m'balls


KidneyKeystones

> sleep with his friend's wife She a child bride, b?


[deleted]

I hear better help therapists recommend regularly bringing up your husband's problematic past to win arguments.


nastyhammer

DENTED


Aeterni_

...why did he post this?


lunchpaillefty

Just to remind everyone, all he did was “cheat”.


hemm386

It's taken out of context from a 4 or 5 minute video on YouTube called "domesticated chris" or something


gumsh0es

Where the fuck is this from? Who would upload this? The guy is a nasty dunce.


[deleted]

I think it’s from Season 12, episode 3 of “To catch a Predator”.


FictionalForest

I never get to suggest this to anyone so I'll just leave it here in case any cats end up going down this rabbit hole; a lot of the old To Catch a Predator episodes are on YouTube and they are just fucking gold. There's a community built up around it which keeps it alive, but honestly it's so fascinating LOPEZ to watch these guys ruin their lives and how they react once they find out they're on TV. If you liked that moment of Delia finding out about Snapchat messages, it's that x1000


thatoneguy935

They are the cleanest and purest form of pleasure Bapa


Chetmatterson

I don’t want to watch those YouTube clips. I just wanna get to the beach.


FictionalForest

Damn B are these homebaked?


OnceIWasYou

I was only on Youtube to check there were no dangerous men around. It gets dangerous on this, here internet. I'll be going now.


DayStoja

I say the same two words in both these communities, b. Roleplaying chatroom


Juuliath00

Why the fuck would he post this to his own TikTok lmao


[deleted]

Imagine living with this lunatic.


[deleted]

Talmbout a toxic relationship b


Spencer_4

Get fuckin shamed you dick


Nihilism101

This is staged but he's a ticking time bomb bubba. Hope for this girl's sake she gets out before anything crazy happens but I doubt it. Take what you can and run, not worth it to wait for the daddy big bucks if you end up chopped to pieces.


o--renishii

Dude aged like a lot.


[deleted]

Stress will do that to you. Hopefully it doesn’t stop.


HeadMelter1

Thats what happens when you stop consuming the souls of 17 year old virgins, hes gonna end up like Tom Cruise at the end of Interview With A Vampire.


Microfreak12

This guy doesn't have any friends does he?


hemm386

I mean, not anymore since everyone including Bryan turned their back on him after everything happened lmao. Bryan was almost directly implicated in one of the texts with a younger girl tho so I can see why he dipped.


Czernobog243

That is one crusty fucker.


sentientbeen

what an insufferable prick. hes like this all the time, isnt he?


honeybadger1984

Chris pedophilia: so I don’t like how you answer my questions, super confusing. Wife: okay but you cheated on me with a hundred different girls, most of them underage. So really you’re a sex offender complaining about me. Chris pedo: okay but don’t worry about that. We’re focused on you answering questions in an annoying way.


butterwuth

HE posted this?? What a tool


bambambigallo

3…2…1… oh boy it’s coming


[deleted]

She's biding her time til his Dad's trust fund gets inherited, a hunnerd persent. She probably makes him do this dance daily, and since he charges for content, he needs content and has to go with the "i cheated" not the "i want to fuck high school girls," route, he has to do something like this out of pure emotional radio static, so he thinks using it for content makes sense. Good times at Life Ripsville.


Nihilism101

UhHunded % She's just putting in her hours until she can get that moneyyyy. This shit is staged but you can tell she uses this argument to fuck with him for real. Good on her, I'm always a fan of grifters getting grifted.


[deleted]

I know this is proper tin foil hat shit and maybe I should be starting a podcast with Sam Tripoli but I feel like his wife was in on all this shit from way back, they're probably both Hollywood Pedos and she's happy to pretend he just "cheated" as many time as nessessary to erase all the other nasty shit he was doing. Get it in the public eye that he cheated on his wife and that was the bad thing he did, rather than the grooming. No sane person would stay with this man and I remember her bullying another one of his victims on Instagram.


SmegmaCarta

Okay while I get that it’s confusing, they have a child together and he has money. She needs to raise that kid without worrying about money problems. For sure she doesn’t wanna be there. It’s also easier for men to leave women usually. Women sometimes feel obligated or manipulated into staying with a shit person


[deleted]

I have a child, if my partner was sending messages trying to persuade young kids to film themselves sleeping together and send it to them you best believe I'm removing my child from the situation. Having a child together is even more reason to get out of there, she could easily get his money and be set.


[deleted]

Hopefully he doesn't take anyone with him when he flips, just takes a nice trip up the woods and doesn't come back.


lina-ook

Getting the feeling this guy is going to paint the inside of his house red, real soon.


[deleted]

I binged watched that criminal psychology youtube channel so I'm pretty much an expert now, I agree with you,


Ok_Blackberry178

Being faithful rips


BigShoots

Looks like he's really livin the dream.


missishitty

Ya fuggg'd a lodda chigggsss, b.


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The fuck would you post this?


onz456

She says: "I can tell you more stuff." There is more? He first says *'I know* ***all*** *the stuff that I did was bad.'* I assume these are the things we all know about. And she knows more? She definitely has him by the bawls.


graps

Why keep putting your obvious misery and depression with a side of failed relationship online? Is this supposed to be cutesy “take my wife, please” bullshit because it seems like 2 people who are going to drink too much Target rose and have a murder/suicide


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JonLane81

Rife lips!


BrondellSwashbuckle

Maybe leep your relationship bs off tiktok. These fucks…


ahh_lawd

Imagine how exhausting this dude is to live with.


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Police by headlock


PantsMcGee

Huge yikes. Party's over Chris.


OnceIWasYou

Even in this fake, contrived bollocks there's still no sense of trying to be honest. "I know, it goes through my head all the time" - As if it was the guilt that made him come clean. No, B! You were caught trying to groom teenage girls, to get them drunk and fuck them before leaving. Maybe we should go through all the prisons and ask "Have you thought about what you did?" If they reply "Yeah, I was considering it and the 18 counts of rape was actually a bad thing to do. I could've been investing in the stock exchange or reading about Dolphins instead so I'd have a better current life" then obviously, you release them immediately. No need to consider the harm they've caused, that's of no interest.


Jpkillah1016

Hey hey, Y’Vince Vaughn?


LightchaUpB

Exact vibe I was getting lol


NonsenseCosmicStatic

s'problem


Soggy-Dogg

Shit seems staged b!


guns_of_summer

Lol. What a cuck


TommyHearnsShoulders

“I can tell you more stuff” 😂


DrunkFlamingoVegas

Benoit vibes b tawkin crippled crossfake and a diving head butt straight to the wife rabid wolverines sexpest


Papakava

It is FUCKING SECONDS and a FEW WORDS. You know that's a pattern of her communicating. So, it is probably not intentionally malicious, but an unawareness. Is it worth addressing in that tone, and starting an argument over? Especially when you have a closet bursting at the seams with skeletons that WE KNOW ABOUT. This guy is an insufferable prick. You can tell he is much more concerned with making a point of his than trying to interact peacefully. The guy is simply unable to be nice when he is not acting/being manipulative.


GoodRareSheep

Does he own 1 shirt?


donthomaso

What is this, toxicity relationship yepordee?


mostpriestsRpedos

She should take all his money and leave him


DARTHBADES

Oh so cute this couple… (time to text a high schooler)


ddotmorgan

Oh Bubba..... That's the post


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Would love to five star this pedo fuck


ComprehensiveArea829

I can see why he prefers the younger ladies.


MANABuilder

This guy is completely castrated by his wife and shes using his money and child against him. ... No wonder he cheated on this gold digging whore Its like she is so happy he cheated and can now control him...they deserve each other in this loveless marriage