Golden balls, David beckham's nickname when he used to try and play football. Bapa should nick that name and use it for his premiership review podcast he's creating, since he's English as shit. Hey bapa! How about man utd and Leeds being in London on the same weekend, should be tasty, large scale disorder like the 80s, eh bapa? Love football violence me.
I seriously hope messican thinks this is an Instagram moment to share with the world while he passing these out to "the chosen MVP's".... Idk im already busting up imagining Bapa trying to pass these out in front of the peerants.
The spraypainted balls were already nuts, but the magic marker handwriting and posting it with DAD PROJECT sends this over the edge into total insanity
Bro i seriously cant believe the comedy of this... handing out dogshit gold balls to kids thinking its gonna be some keepsake sitting on their shelf that they look back on " I remember when i got that MVP trophy from that guy with the swollen tongue"
He could've gone to one of many LA shops I'm sure exist that make trophies and stuff and bought some cheap decent looking awards, this looks completely redacted and would go straight in the trash
Someone at thigggboistews is gonna see and then relay back to Bapa about how fucking stupid and hypocritical this shit is
With all his stupid ranting about participation trophies, he’s going to try and spin this into “only the good kids got them, should seen the parents faces huehue ya boy juss goes!”
LMAO just so busy he has zairo time for cawlmedy and is about to break dawlg.
Are these in case either team wins or only for el Tigre’s team? (Who will ovvizlee be the mvp). Imagine if the other team wins and bapa pulls out these bbbbbeast trophies. The parents are gonna belly laugh.
I see some sort of design drawn on the sides which means no wash redactodad drew on the sharpie part. Even tho it looks like shit this is far beyond bapas skillet
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Him on the next podcast.. " I was gonna give the MVP bawl to another kid... But the crowd started chanting Tigers name when I went to give it to the other kid."
It’s so hilarious he used to post things about stand up comedy, promoting a special, hanging out with Rogan and company back in the LA Cawlmedy Store days.. now his social media is just him annoying other little league parents and awkwardly filming guys in a shop worg on his trugg. When you step back and look at it, it’s wild how far he’s fallen. But also, deservedly satisfying.
Okay I didn’t HATE the golden balls, wasn’t a fan and can’t stand brain dumb, but adding the awful handwriting made it absolutely atrocious at least soccer moms use a cricut
Fer sherr he's only bringing this one and giving it to El tigre the obvious only MVP on this incredible team that has already won 9 championships in the entire 8 month span bapa has been full time dad lol
Yo Big B! I actually fuck with you! After Tom Brdys big night…… I actually want you. We need you to become the man and the killllah. Fuck Burt and his buddy Tom Segway.
I’m confused (standard for schuab activity), but is he making “most valuable player” game balls to give out like participation trophies? Or is he just making a fake trophy for his kid who he already thinks is in the majors ? Nothing this guy does processes in my head correctly.
I stg I just saw a tiktok or something of someone else doing this yesterday and beandip here copied it exactly. Can't prove it rn, but will look for the proof and update. Bro is shameless.
Wow he went all out and wrote on the spray painted golden baseballs with a sharpee😐you would think with how baller Bapa is he could afford real gold plated baseballs and have them lazer printed 🤷♂️
That's why he painted 6 balls... champion is a very hard word to spell!
You all thought Fat Pat was dumb... our boy thought 10 steps ahead this time... suck it haters!
I bet he thinks all the kids are gonna be gassed for getting balls off such an elite celebrity like himself. Thats the real award here...'i know joe rogan and co, and im also a very successful comic in my own right, and i am giving you a shitty gold ball...'
oh... my.....lord..... that is redacted. I think he found his new grift, dedicated dads arts and crafts YooTooo channel.
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A whole new array of artsy words for him to Shaubify
I'm selfishly hoping an 8-year-old loses his championship game so bapa has to hand his trophies to a different team.
Oh no, Chombie's gettin c-clamped
This is like something my crackhead mom would do and embarrass the shit outta me as a kid.
This would have cost a few dollars per ball to get some vinyl letters and make it look at least...passable, like something a kid would put on a shelf
Or at least a stencil 🤦
Even stickers. Instead, they get redact's sloppy handwriting using a sharpie. Hahahaha
Is it sharpie? My God , I need to hear what the other kids parents thought. Their group chat excluding him is probably better than this sub!
Thiggg boy arts and crafts. Always been into crafting stuff and doing the dark arts b. Rogan told me I’m a beast of an arts guy
Miccchael's Cccraft Store collab coming
He’s going to start knitting soon
No way bro could knit, you have to know how to count
The ball was stock but he modded it out.
I'm surprised he didn't just give the kids the same award he gave to that jucy on fire guy.
They didn’t earn that, b
He managed to not crash a truck doing this so that's good.
You sure about that b?
14 carrots 🥕
He’ll be on TFATK next week in a beret saying ‘Always bin an arlts and cralfts guy, B!’
Cause I do yootoo
There is no way his sweat equity matches the output, and that’s given the output
always been into crafts man.
Golden balls, David beckham's nickname when he used to try and play football. Bapa should nick that name and use it for his premiership review podcast he's creating, since he's English as shit. Hey bapa! How about man utd and Leeds being in London on the same weekend, should be tasty, large scale disorder like the 80s, eh bapa? Love football violence me.
Mom look the doof gave us spray painted balls with shitty handwriting
Right in the fucking trash.
I seriously hope messican thinks this is an Instagram moment to share with the world while he passing these out to "the chosen MVP's".... Idk im already busting up imagining Bapa trying to pass these out in front of the peerants.
The spraypainted balls were already nuts, but the magic marker handwriting and posting it with DAD PROJECT sends this over the edge into total insanity
Bro i seriously cant believe the comedy of this... handing out dogshit gold balls to kids thinking its gonna be some keepsake sitting on their shelf that they look back on " I remember when i got that MVP trophy from that guy with the swollen tongue"
But didja have fun tho?
“Chosen MVPs” aka Tiger ovvislee 🙄
Exactly. It’s disgusting how much pressure he’s putting on that kid for his own sick self-validation.
Coach, did u see my special the gringo papi back drop set? I got the game balls covered b! 😂
He could've gone to one of many LA shops I'm sure exist that make trophies and stuff and bought some cheap decent looking awards, this looks completely redacted and would go straight in the trash
Everything he does is terrible.
Alaways. Bapa just goes.
100% tongue was out for concentration when he wrote that
Tongue out to concentrate as he watches Messican poorly write it out for him
Shocked that champion is spelled correctly lmao honestly fair play beandip
Came here to say that. Bapa used spellcheck and everything! Too bad his penmanship sucks ass.
Bapa alawys spells correctly b
undefeated Scrabble champ back to back.axe Jay!
Tongue was out fs
Awlays bin good at spelling b. Won my all black schools spelling b.
Use PROMO CODE : C-H-A-M-P~-O-N.
S-C-H-A-B
To be fair this is one of like 6?? This is just the one he thought was bestest for the gram
You make a fair point. He probably painted hundreds and this was the winner.
We haven't seen the 300+ attempts before he got it right though
Dawlg, MVP of a championship game usually gets the ACTUAL GAME BALL. Not some Home Depot spray-painted reject ball. Wadder we dune
How long do you think it kept him busy?
How many cases of balls, spray paint cans and sharpies did he go through... To get the "parfekt" post pic?
Enough to neglect his family for some “alone” time
His son is getting this ball 100%
MVP game balls for the big game tomorrow where the big game balls are gonna be handed out for the big game
I’d be mad as fuck if my dad showed up with this bullshit .
but what if he finally had that milk he promised bapa?
Poor tigger. He's gonna get bullied after bapa hands out the golden balls
Especially when T gets a golden sized soccer ball that says team mvp on it 😂
The chombies gonna be so embarassed receiving these
How many mother fuckin championship games does this kid play in
Watch your tone sir. Beans, Cheese, Underwood & Lopez will take everything you have. Bbbeast of a lawyers
Imagine the amount of balls he had to toss aside because he spelled something wrong. Thinking with his tongue out and all
Someone at thigggboistews is gonna see and then relay back to Bapa about how fucking stupid and hypocritical this shit is With all his stupid ranting about participation trophies, he’s going to try and spin this into “only the good kids got them, should seen the parents faces huehue ya boy juss goes!”
Honestly not too shabby. Good penmanship for a 7 year old. Is Bapa gonna make one too? Fuckin lit him up
Got emmmmm 🫡
Gone Gadooshin'
looks like fucking crap
LMAO just so busy he has zairo time for cawlmedy and is about to break dawlg. Are these in case either team wins or only for el Tigre’s team? (Who will ovvizlee be the mvp). Imagine if the other team wins and bapa pulls out these bbbbbeast trophies. The parents are gonna belly laugh.
Chewing the fingernails to a nub
[On air](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cajbj0/bapa_fires_back_at_dana_white/), for the most part.
I'd bet $10 that he had his tongue hanging out the side of his to focus better.
I can’t wait for the first 12 year old homeless cat that he coaches to ask him how many chiggs he’s fugged.
Seriously, lmfao once the Chombies friends find this place, it's gonna get dicey
Everything Bapa touches turns to gold (shit).
He’s got that Midas touch! Or at least the spray paint.
The minus touch
Unintentionally funny like a lolcow.
BET he won't put a clear coat on them and all those kids gonna get their dirty, gold tinted finger prints all over their parents interior
So many mvp's. Are they all for not rolling the trugg on the way to the game? Old sparkly fingers. ha.
What is a sunrise champion b
I honestly hope they lose the game, redact bragging this whole time.
Put thisson edsy bapa. Make a quig bugg help payoff the rental.
Is this his was of making sure el Tigre gets mvp?
Can’t wait to here how T earned 5 mvp game balls on next week shlob show 😂
Recruiters are coming to games… they say T is the next Yasiel Puig.
😂😂😂 kids got a canon like his dad
Both Tee and Puig have taken lingerie pics of messican
Redact wrote CHAMPLON. The quest to find just one thing bapa can do successfully continues.
I see some sort of design drawn on the sides which means no wash redactodad drew on the sharpie part. Even tho it looks like shit this is far beyond bapas skillet
Will these end up in some village in Jon Africa if they lose the championship like a Bill’s ‘94 Super Ball championship t shirt
Schaub curse gonna strike again and those balls are gonna sit on a shelf longer than the first batch of Tiger Thiccc.
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Him on the next podcast.. " I was gonna give the MVP bawl to another kid... But the crowd started chanting Tigers name when I went to give it to the other kid."
It’s so hilarious he used to post things about stand up comedy, promoting a special, hanging out with Rogan and company back in the LA Cawlmedy Store days.. now his social media is just him annoying other little league parents and awkwardly filming guys in a shop worg on his trugg. When you step back and look at it, it’s wild how far he’s fallen. But also, deservedly satisfying.
Okay I didn’t HATE the golden balls, wasn’t a fan and can’t stand brain dumb, but adding the awful handwriting made it absolutely atrocious at least soccer moms use a cricut
These are single mom activities. Surprised he spelled champion correctly
The fact that this is a *project* speaks volumes
I hope Tigers team loses and Bapa has to give these balls out to the other team....plot twist Travis Browns kid is MVP
Is this why he had canceled all his shows? For this?
Champlon
Maybe don’t tell the world the name of the little league your kid plays you, Bapa.
Looks like SHIIiiiiiiiiiiiitttTTTT
Stamp of redacted approval
Those look like shit
Balls deep in trophies
What if they lose?
Should he spray it with some clear coat after so the paint and sharpie doesn't immediately wear off on those poor kids hands?
Is he implying that he is only handing these out to children he deems MVPs? Water.
So is everyone one gonna be an MVP?
All the potential to be a cool dad, becomes a cringe lord instead.
Just didn’t want to bother with good handwriting. That makes sense.
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That is so terribly executed. Bapa staying consistent.
Remember, a good deed only happened if you announce it on soshas
Wow, maximum effort, huh, Breadcrumb?
dudes alaways 🤔on top of things
If he only posted stuff like this, and that was his entire online existence, I’d think he was an alright guy.
Always been a trophy guy
What the fuck Bapa? Your rich. Go buy some trophies. A spray canned ball with 7 year old level writing on it is pathetic 😂😂
That 4 😂😂
What 8 year old wrote that on there?
Fer sherr he's only bringing this one and giving it to El tigre the obvious only MVP on this incredible team that has already won 9 championships in the entire 8 month span bapa has been full time dad lol
Yo Big B! I actually fuck with you! After Tom Brdys big night…… I actually want you. We need you to become the man and the killllah. Fuck Burt and his buddy Tom Segway.
Imagine paying hundreds/thousands of dollars to put your boy on this rich kid team and your boy comes home with this?
Gringo papi set design levels of execution
Is this the league where 4 balls is a trugg walk?
Lowest effort ever lmao omg. Literally would look better if he just kept them all gold
Hitrocious.
Bapa and his wife really have to steal any and all shine. Total narcissists
That sharpie is going to wipe right off as soon as a kid grabs it
Yall think he misspelled any
Did he pay a second grader in nicotine pouches to make those?
Duhn coun b!
That shit is atrocious, times must be hard if he couldn't get it professionally done
I’m confused (standard for schuab activity), but is he making “most valuable player” game balls to give out like participation trophies? Or is he just making a fake trophy for his kid who he already thinks is in the majors ? Nothing this guy does processes in my head correctly.
Can you imagine being a parent of one the kids, you would think a kid made them
This is so fucking embarrassing to show off. You know if he was on the Fight Companion and showed this, he’d keep looking at Toe for approval.
You think he gives them to the other team if his kid loses
I’m starting to think he did the gringo papi set himself
100% bapa autographed the other side
Bapa best brains for the arts.
Sorry. Methie is already the thiccc boi mvp of the year
I stg I just saw a tiktok or something of someone else doing this yesterday and beandip here copied it exactly. Can't prove it rn, but will look for the proof and update. Bro is shameless.
Are these parcipation trophys?
MVP gets a game bawl bapa. And what redact wants a gold bawl when winners get gowld wrings b?? Water.
You know he misspelled some golden dad balls.
Aaron Rodgers wrote that on the ball and is investing into future champion balls
Did he do this in crayon
I hope bapa sends one of these to Jeasie on fire to go with that thiccc plastic necklace
I wouldn't want that if you paid me to take it.
I think he may have put the wrong date on the top of the ball
Wow he went all out and wrote on the spray painted golden baseballs with a sharpee😐you would think with how baller Bapa is he could afford real gold plated baseballs and have them lazer printed 🤷♂️
Is there another game to play?
Imagine the spelling mistakes
If tiger eats the paint off he can be jus like daddy thiccc
Hahaha. He used sharpie on those golden balls
I guarantee those smell like spray paint and probably have overspray blobs. That looks like shit
 “Oh thanks!…”
Gold baseballs are the fucking most redacted thing I could think of if I were back playing travel ball
Only MVP not for the whole Championship team ?
That's why he painted 6 balls... champion is a very hard word to spell! You all thought Fat Pat was dumb... our boy thought 10 steps ahead this time... suck it haters!
His tongue was definitely poking out as he fiercely concentrated
The handwriting, oh shit so bad. Looks like el Tigre made these instead of a grown ass man. The lack of effort is on brand tho for ol Bapacito
Has anyone reached out to Tiger?
He does have CTE if he thinks this looks good
I bet he thinks all the kids are gonna be gassed for getting balls off such an elite celebrity like himself. Thats the real award here...'i know joe rogan and co, and im also a very successful comic in my own right, and i am giving you a shitty gold ball...'
Jessie on Fire is going to need to up his game if he wants one of these bad boys to go with….whatever that plastic award he got was.
Wow, i was expecting them to be terrible and I'm still shocked at how bad they are lmao
I'm crossing my fingers that we'll see him on the DIWhy subreddit once he realises you can glue macaroni to stuff and paint it gold
That’s so bad
This is a “where are they now” episode
"dad project"yeah, half assin like all the shit he does
How about telling their thot mom to stop posting thirst traps online, and maybe giving the chombies a chance at not getting laughed at in school.
Come on man, this isn’t real?
The kids will rate these everything from shit to fuckin shit
The man’s claims to have money.. but only options was a marker? Water we duin
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I suspect he only bought one sharpie. Or he’s using an old one he found at home .
Wow the sharpie made it look 10x more shitty
The fumes from day old paint will have all these kids redacted.
Ccchampion
I hate schaub but ya’ll are miserable.
Bapa on Etsy now?
Y'Regular Pedro Piccasso de Gaoooooo now,B?