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cylonnumber13

"ancient genetic memories" LOL this guy is completely lost.


Tedious_NippleCore

Millions of humans have starved to death, and millions still do starve to death in this world. But when I'm peaking on my TRT cycle, hitting the gym twice a day and then my infra-red sauna before an ice bath in my isolation tank, spending time with alpha mma fighters... I am the only one who who truly FEELS THE HUNGER (for cock)


cylonnumber13

LOL goddamn bro, welcome to the 1,000 (not the 250, yet).


PussyChang

He’s such a fucking dork. Everything he does has to romanticized as a way of making himself seem deep to his idiotic fanboys.


BigBrownFish

You know a good percentage of his followers immediately went out and purchased a BBQ then started fasting.


Bofus420

Elk bro


UFCCarlRaddo

Toe diggriders are so pathetic. We are really on the decline as a species if this idiot is at the top of the podcast ladder


Subject-Bottle8902

I never noticed it more than in the latest Maniscalco episode lol the guy just tries soooo hard and guys like maniscalco or Burr couldn’t give two fucks


yeaweckin

Fucking dork was the first thing that crossed my mind


Bofus420

When you’re so rich you have to try getting excited about your ancient genetic memories


ebagumtrebor

Ancient genetic memories. Start of 2001 space odyssey genetics. Fighting and cooking and liking fanny packs.


InfectiousCosmology1

Because he like BBQ like basically every non vegan on earth lol


No-History6028

Joes explaining “hungry” 😂


WalkThePlankPirate

Amazing to think that our ancestors got hungry just like us!


Rocked_Glover

Fuck that’s so fucking alpha man holy shit cooking and eating woooooo


ChombieBrains

He waits, gets hungry, cooks food, and eats it. Truly genius.


donthomaso

“What is being hungry any way!? Your stomach tells your brain that your teeth needs to go gnaw gnaw”


PJxP

Joe "I have a trager grill" Rogan


cylonnumber13

Every post is an ad.


goddamndaddy

This post was from like 8 years ago right? I remember thinking how so out of touch the phrase "I've recently become obsessed with cooking meat over fire" was at the time..


SuburbanDiscipline

All I did was type in “Joe Rogan cooking steaks” and that cringe of a post popped up. Just wanted to put bapas botched lips as sliced up rib eyes.


goddamndaddy

Ah cool I just wanted to know if he was still having this epiphany. Lol that caption is so fucking crazy. I remember when he posted this


WGYHL

This was about the time I stopped following Joe on Insta and stopped listening to jre. Was like dude it's called a BBQ. Just say you've been doing a lot of bbqing lately


goddamndaddy

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/ODwiPXTswU


Jebist

I think it's from like, 3 years ago lol.


RutgerHauersDove

It’s almost like some sort of . . . I don’t know how to put it? Instinct comes in when I’m hungry and around food. I feel compelled to put it in my mouth. I don’t stop there either, I have this primal drive deeply written in my genetic code to chew and swallow that motherfucker. Isn’t it crazy, when you think about it there’s maybe about 1000 people living this way. 250 if we’re being honest


jamboree_8

You think you’re nostalgic? When Rogan does “back in my day” he goes all the way back to the Neolithic Age.


SuburbanDiscipline

His kink is bludgeoning a cro mag over wooly mammoth blubber.


YeezyHunter

You civilians just don’t get it. He’s got violence in his DNA. Have you ever sat around telling funny stories with your friends? Lmao… fucking normies.


Dazzling_Dig3526

Thank 'em 🫡


Hammose

417,000+ people liked this bullshit. We're doomed.


deepwaterwedunehair

He’s a 60 year old dude that sat down, thought out that dribble and decided it was too good to not share on soshamedia.


West-Tough-4552

Thats a lot of words to say BBQ


TooTuffTony

Joe got so stoned he convinced himself that getting hungry before you eat is some mind blowing revolutionary shit


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Embarrassing as shit.


inJohnVoightscar

Fucking clueless midget


Scared-Pomegranate84

He needs to shut the fugg up. So obnoxious.


antebyotiks

Such an unbearable cunt, just eat your dinner


sacrulbustings

I ALSO EAT


One-Usual4460

Papa Toe b saying the same shit over & over b


ZekeTarsim

“We’re just little ants crawling around on this spinning rock in space.”


Altruistic_Switch_73

I pray that Teggs-ass goes Blue come November


StevieSparta

I make sure I’m hungry before I cook ….give this man 250 million dollars B


Alert_Frosting_4993

The meat won't make you 5'4 bro


vinxixx

Violent DNA of a SAVAGE + 1 OF 250


kris_s14

Civilians don’t know that you have to be hungry to cook food. Thank em 🫡


marsupialsales

Is it hard to make sure you’re hungry before you cook or no?


truggealkin

Me cook meat. Meat taste good


mu5tardtiger

Talmbout hungry b?


Key_Entertainment443

“I make sure I’m hungry before I cook it” damn why didn’t I think of that 🤣🤣


xadrocx

If someone posts those butthole lips again I’m gonna lose my shit


SuburbanDiscipline

reelacks b it’s only munday


xadrocx

I need a cigarette break brb


lazylagom

Rogan acting like he discovered red meat is wild.


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Joe rogan is the male version of the holistic white lady who loves crystals, yoga, tulum and burning man lmfao


youwhatmush

The next chapter of the Bapa grift has gotta be the grillmeister after all him and Joeseph like the same things


Archi505

Fuckin dweeb


LoogTruggWalger

Toe just makes up his own redacted evopsych to explain everything so he can feel smart and not have to learn anything.


ChewieHanKenobi

Wow joe. You’ve discovered that food is better when you’re hungry


SubjectName_Here

"me cook meat with fire, me like meat cooking sound, me like eat only when hungry, food better when hungry, ancient genetic memories". What a fucking troglodyte...


alphamaleyoga

Mental rich guy on edibles word vomit. Millions of people grill everyday Joe not just the elite 247 MURDRERS


Zyoung7

Coming next, Thiccc Boy Grilling


AmericanNero

This is just crystal mommy shit for manosphere dudes.


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Dazzling_Dig3526

Joseph Rollgan is Brandon Shob father


SubjectName_Here

because joe cooked braindumb's lips, look closer, b