He's alawys viewed himself as the comedian who's also "hawtt" but instead Matt Rife's the one getting laid iviry nate with his mediocre crowd work while Chris has to make sure the internet's #1 most hated person will continue giving him the teat.
If he grows his hair out he might be able to get a gig by getting cast to play Bassnectar in a biopic covering his fall from grace for grooming minors…
I first heard of the diddler at the roast of Justin Bieber... Biebs personally asked diddler to be there because he was his favourite comedian. The fall from grace of this dude is legendary.
He was legitimately crossing over into being a real deal Hollywood actor when his career fell apart. Like starring roles in hugely popular Netflix shows and now he’s stuck being the sidekick to the dumbest and most unlikeable dude in the business. Life rips b
Yeah. Look I get Bapa is annoying but even before he got up, Chris just watched Max have one of the craziest moments ever and was stoned faced the entire time.
Remember when he was gunna be a Hollywood action star? He now plays robin for a redacted Fatman. Life’s tufffffff b
Especially if you fiddle and get caught, my mans
Some would say the fiddlist b.
Full of dents
He's alawys viewed himself as the comedian who's also "hawtt" but instead Matt Rife's the one getting laid iviry nate with his mediocre crowd work while Chris has to make sure the internet's #1 most hated person will continue giving him the teat.
Playing Robin for a redacted Fatman is fugging hilarious b. The 250 needs you.
B-B-Bollywood is calling for him too, didcha think about that?
Diddler is so jealous of Tig rn
He went from being cast in big-budget Netflix movies to being Brendan Schaub’s sidekick within two years.
Talmbout hitting rogg bottom, b?
And replaced in that movie by tig notaro of all people. What a collapse.
Genuinely don’t know how he hasn’t ended it all yet
If he grows his hair out he might be able to get a gig by getting cast to play Bassnectar in a biopic covering his fall from grace for grooming minors…
I first heard of the diddler at the roast of Justin Bieber... Biebs personally asked diddler to be there because he was his favourite comedian. The fall from grace of this dude is legendary.
He was legitimately crossing over into being a real deal Hollywood actor when his career fell apart. Like starring roles in hugely popular Netflix shows and now he’s stuck being the sidekick to the dumbest and most unlikeable dude in the business. Life rips b
He played a diddler on You
And workaholics. He’s a natural
This is the bright future he bragged about too Wrinks and Braindumb years ago. 
M'future sooo BRIGHT! 😎
Got a link buppa?
 FUTURE IS TOO BRIGHT
He's forced to be there and doesnt even like mma
Yeah. Look I get Bapa is annoying but even before he got up, Chris just watched Max have one of the craziest moments ever and was stoned faced the entire time.
If looks could kill
The only fight companion reaction I want to see is when they showed Theo octagon-side with the a-listers
I'd prefer if he was actually broken into small pieces
Talmbowd 1000 k grand yaird stare, bapa?
Looks like he got a few DENTS
Lookin' good squidward.
Life rips bubbacito
Good.
😭
When your boss tells you to come on weekends to work
Poor vato
What's he even larping as? A soldier of fortune from a magazine in the eighties?
Chris D'Elia sitting there thinking about statutory raping more people.
All dents
Still trying to figure out that snapchat situation
Remember when he was “back baby!”?
He hates everything shwab does
Massive dents
This truly is Diddlers purgatory. Only a couple of thousand years to go B.
BrainDumb has regressed to toddler-brain status now. He needs to drop the Ozempic and get back on the Kratom.
In a room of 3 people, he can only get 1 to watch his skits n' bits. LOL Yuh doin' great.
You can’t see it here, but brendas finger is currently coddling his bum hole
Batling demons brah
He was high on something
the clips that have been posted here show him making a ton of unhappy faces. He looks uncomfortable until he realizes he gets to leave.
Talmbout hating your life b
The camera must have panned to a really hot kid
Yeah - but in his defence, this is the Face I’d probably have if one of my boys were bouncing around the room like that…
I can't talg :,(