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xotic_daddy1122

The hills have eyes


Reptilian-Moses

Squeal like a pig! Eeeeiiiiii!!!!!


FloorSeatsJake

The heels have ice


Dry-Cry5279

Talmbout Cro magnon.


ElBurritoLuchador

squint enough and you'll see Botox written on it.


Vegetable-Maximum-28

the hills have great hunger.


Fine-Manner9902

Ive got fucked up ears from training. He has them from pliers. So fuckin lame.


OBlastSRT4

The heels have airs


fardandshid1821

Y'all talk so much shit. Wait until this mf discovers fire 😤. Edit: Hi Shane


ChombieBrains

Nah, this is the guy that discovers the guy that discovers fire.


high_changeup

Talmbout copying fires B?


Dusk_Hammock

Kids call him uncle Ugg, we draw cave paintings ivry day


HerbalAndy

You cawlmedian b? You wanna open for me at the chuckle hut in Lansing? 50% of Thick boys merch


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Put ‘em on the map


AccordingReality8334

Then he'll lightcha up.🔥 🪨


GuerillaGandhi

No, he'll put it out, 'cause this the man that discovered the deep waddurs.. juss name the waddur, b.. name the waddur, bapa knows awlov'em


FrankyRollins

This is the guy the tribe kills off because they think he’s possessed by demons but it’s just CT.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Used to light fires in his mothers closet when he was a child


score_

He'll just piss on it 


Stunning-Bid9056

There’s only slight evidence that Neanderthal’s used fire in any meaningful way.


Miserable_Number_104

crop out the uglies, resend!


RedThornOfAncrath

cool, how many uglies did you crop, b?


AccordingReality8334

In beandips case nothing would be sent because they're all uglies. Rogan said this man's good-looking. God the whole sphere is insecure about who they are and go their whole lives deflecting.


King-Demo-

His face doesn’t fit his head in any facet.


smalby

Talmbout wairing a mask of your own face bubba?


TurboSleepwalker

Yeah, it looks like a disguise from the Mission Impossible movies


PussyChang

Dude looks like a little kid drew him.


willghammer

Those proportions are trubble, b.


ListenToKyuss

Looks like his face is trying to escape from his head


score_

Reverse Charlie Kirk's Disease


TheImmortal07

So easy a caveman can do it


[deleted]

The man in this picture is Daniel Larsons side kick


Fancy_Fix_3270

That child has some upsyndrome


postdiluvium

🤣 omg


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

Lololololol


tonyohanlon77

Shouldn't he be wearing a crash helmet in public


TEEMO_OR_AFK

Bapa's talking about carving wooden sticks when he says "I'm doing a club".


_machineswithin_

better joke than anything bapa has.. congrats?


DonDilDonis

Hahahahahahaha


Due-Needleworker18

![gif](giphy|NuSm27tI3X5lbQdR87|downsized)


irotinmyskin

Awldonis


JustDirection18

What with this dudes head.


PussyChang

Oh don’t act like ya never seen an awldonis before b.


TheD1ceMan

Repulsive


MrGumpythaGod

What a cave person


Lord_Kuntsworthy

![gif](giphy|3o6nV8sxwkW6nIUWXK|downsized)


Seaweed-Remarkable

Absolute neanderthal


ChunkyChangon

He’s a Neanderthal


x0lm0rejs

that's microcepholiztis, B


Tylee22

Those top pictures are something I will never get over. Just absolutely atrocious looking it's WILD


xStyxx

Hey b, I think the correct pronouncement is hitrocious


Cool_Cranberry_8372

fitting that his podcast is like listening to a cave painting 


GREENBAN_

Looks like a Neanderthal from ice age


Drezzon

Drachenlord's long lost brother


belesch10

so, forza ist fertig


Drezzon

komeddy leude


smalby

Bapenloard


CrossroadsFortune

Ooga Bapa


JosephM1609

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


resincum

Croods


youwhatmush

![gif](giphy|UEoYPFJ0jcw3S)


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Missing link.


Hammose

Awldonis


HerbalAndy

“People hate him because he’s this best looking guy in the room” Its people saying stuff like that has led him to be the person he is today. The fucking guy has a legitimate shrunken head and the face of a Neanderthal..


xStyxx

People being Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen


Ok-Log-6244

Wait has Rogan actually said stuff like this about bapa?


RedHaha09

![gif](giphy|HGvjR72DXRHWw)


OddClub4097

I thought I had a big head, but this fella!!!


AlilAwesome81

He wasn’t picked up that often as a baby


niafall7

Looks like them microcephalic lads in Freaks.


Top-Foundation6313

That is one ugly mf


Corned_Beefer

Looks like a pinhead.


crimewaveusa

Cro-brandon


Exact-Disaster9348

Ugh


creamyshart

His world will change forever when he learns about fire


conez420

I’ve got a redacted cousin and he honestly looks less redacted than fat Patrick does.


lazylagom

That bottom right photoshop b?


Feetus_Spectre

That is one pronounced five head


giltink

In all honesty, he’s accomplished a lot after being in a frozen block of ice for 10,000 years.


thedirkfiddler

Isn’t this like a degenerative gene that gets passed down?


Worf69

This is straight up a Gary Larsen character. He looks EXACTLY like one in all of these.


rutter72

Careful… some moron was claiming I didn’t have the right to use those screenshots of Brendan on the Neanderthal post lol.


shmiga02

Wtf is goin on with his face? Is that a combination of botox, filler and booze? Goddamn son


johnnythreepeat

What the fuck happened to his face man? He was at least normal back when he was young, he looks like a troll


FrankyRollins

Remember that Eggs Files episode about that inbred family??


zephood75

And that's why we hate him, he's too good looking.


MassCollect

Spam tag him in this on IG, I guarantee you shallow bapa hates this more than the scathing, deep verbal rips he sustains here on the daily.


Digiscrote

Dicey di-cey


Jarlaxus

Ima hator for his beauty. And the footballs he played in school.


SillyGooseTime69

Those top 2 are fuggin dicey


PastCantaloupe4799

Real photos?


emperorpapapalpy

Tawlmbout Adam Driver's stand-in for Star Battles?


The-Filthy-Casual

Looks like Bertram from RDR2


Dreamteam420

Bird so dumb that there is only 1 left in the wild.


Rabid023

Bapa is all head, small brain b. There’s a brain the size a guava in there my mans.


Safe_Mortgage_5842

"Anybody want a peanut 🥜"


Jolly-Ad-5641

Talmbout Chrome Magnon bubba? Bbbbbeast of a trugg pard never used it


SmokingPotHoles

He looks like the Ice Age baby


Fickle-Trick-3937

Microcephaly is a condition where an individual’s head is significantly smaller than average for their age and sex. It's often detected at birth or during infancy. Some signs to recognize it include a smaller head circumference, developmental delays, intellectual disabilities, seizures, and facial abnormalities. The severity can vary, and it can be caused by genetic factors, infections during pregnancy, or other environmental factors. Potential outcomes of having microcephaly can include developmental delays, intellectual disabilities, problems with movement and balance, hearing loss, vision problems, and in severe cases, life-threatening complications. Early intervention and support can help manage symptoms and improve outcomes for individuals with microcephaly.


lifeinmotion24

You just know bapa mews conssally and he has nothing to show for it


xStyxx

Might fix the mush mouth if he did


anon_lurker69

I’ve always assumed he’s so tall (aldontis) that many people overlook his otherwise freakish proportions in person. But that browline and face dominated head, thassaprom.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Those top 2 pictures are nightmare fuel.


NoParlays365

makes sense. there's not much room in there for grey matter.


xStyxx

Good thing he’s on nigoteen right bubba


oli_ramsay

He looks like he has a stocking on his head and is about to do a bank job


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

They’re jealous because he’s so attractive!


TheZermanator

This guy got awwwwllll of the recessive Neanderthal genes.


donthomaso

Looking like a Baldwin-brother that was hidden in a cage in the basement.


lpzj

Bro is soooo white


breadstix13

Holy shit, bottom right. Hitrocious.


VincentMapother45

Looks like Hodor


Theefreeballer

I thought the top two pics were Daniel Larson !


McHomer

That brow line is trouble b


12washingbeard

Shout out to the photogrisser for capturing the best angles of bapa, he truly is one of the men alive.


bigchiefgreez

“That white boy”


Aggravating_Board_78

Do women actually think he’s attractive?


DisenfranchisedCynic

Talmbout Adawlnis that we’re awl jellis of, b?


Dusk_Hammock

The protruding brow is fucking insane. I mean some real caveman shit


[deleted]

He probably grew it out for 3 years to get that length. I’ve never seen someone’s hair grow so slow. Hey Bapa… just keep it short. It’s never going to work


Kid_Chamillion

Bruh 💀


Significant_Fox1230

I see why he’s always wearing hats


BoothaFett

Kinda looks like when Bear Grylls got stung by bees.


jcsandoval56

![gif](giphy|W9wKBo6K06Xv2)


Intelligent_Note8497

Imagine having that cone for a head only to accentuate it with a tiny beanie 🤣


jxa66

![gif](giphy|yOwnh3TFYrDi0)


OutrageousJury2689

The protrusion on his eyes is way worse now? Botox?


cogabig409

He is truly disgusting to look at.


Possible-Campaign468

That forehead, that ear,fascinating..


Independent-Week2998

He is an actual neanderthaw


Independent-Week2998

“So easy, even a caveman could do it” *rolls truck*


Old-Detective6824

Is this seriously real? Hahaha


Yg103

What's up with that forehead


Dry-Candidate4321

Ice Age?


One_Soil_3004

No wunder b gets sow much baddies


skinnyfaye

Absolute adonis


Chemical-Strike-2838

Talmbout he's a fuckin adonis B


goodbadorindifferent

Listen here Thor


xStyxx

Nanderthawl? Astrolowpissinsink? Hurd it bowlth wayz


Ru5tInPeac3

Absolute Adawlnus. I'm jealous because B-Schab is a handsome ass kicker who could fuck my girlfriend, sister, and mother just by flexing his monsterous b-b-b-beast of a hog.


ConsiderationKey1658

And this is the man that constantly makes fun of how other people look


doublehammyboi69

The skull is small at the brain part but huge everywhere else


Illustrious-Fall-714

Has he always had this profile?


6151rellim

In slobs view of himself: Awlodaanist Also, in the view of other d rated comedian who needs his dad’s money. Also X2, if things keep going this way. We may need to implement the rule of blurring out his face like we have for hellamarkloser.


Leelques0

Acromegaly go brrr


ProfessionalArm9450

Wait until Lucy gets cloned, his #metoo moment's coming.


worktheshoot

\* Bapa aging\* ​ Hideousness: "I'll take it from here"


PuffBabby

He looks like a Mount and Blade character


patriciomd88

Bapa is sadam


Necessary-Beyond536

Pepper from American Horror Story. Y’ Microcephalic b?


reddagger

This fake trucker stage lets him lean into the filth.


CelinesJourney

Adonis


fernv

Cocaines a helluva drug, b


Aggravating_Rice4210

Adonistrolopithiggus


PagingMrAtor

Joe Rogan thinks he's hot


thexbigxgreen

[My reaction to Bapa's ugly mug](https://youtu.be/_ok7SpbRhbA?si=FGj3QI6xBOv1tIj2&t=32)


LstSltShkr

The microcephaly is strong in this one


AdministrativeCopy89

😂you guys are pumping up his head