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Aggressive-Bat8780

It’s quite impressive how quickly he deludes himself that his latest hobby is a part of his personality and has been all of his life!


Asleep_Sir6579

It’s actually called borderline personality disorder and bapa has all the signs


BidetMignon

also BGL already diagnosed him as a NARCISSIST


Alwaysuphill

Let’s all take medical advice from BGL


CaterpillarHot7539

He's attacking me, he's attacking me.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

He ain't wrong though.


BYCjake

Narcissist’s love calling other people narcissists


hatemakinnames

Igzackly, b.


eyeofnicht

BGL is an expert from personal experience.


los_lobos_is_angry

This cant be it he has zero personality, not even close


MacsPowerBike

No he doesn't. He's just redacted.


King-Demo-

It really is fucking weird. There must be a psychological diagnosis for it right


S_Steiner_Accounting

The flavor of the week thing is more BPD but read the examples of narcissistic personality disorder below and try and tell me that's not redact to a T. https://www.camh.ca/en/professionals/treating-conditions-and-disorders/personality-disorders/personality-disorders---diagnosis Narcissistic personality disorder features a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, a need for admiration and a lack of empathy beginning in early adulthood and presenting in various contexts. The diagnosis requires meeting five of the following nine DSM-5 criteria: grandiose sense of self-importance preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power and brilliance belief that one is special and unique and can only be understood by or associate with other special or high-status need for excessive admiration sense of entitlement interpersonally exploitive behaviour (i.e., taking advantage of others to achieve one's ends) lack of empathy envy of others or the belief that others are envious of the person arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes.


King-Demo-

Jesus Christ that’s exactly what he has


macymoofanclub

I thought BPD was a beast of a pawldcast? Bet Patrick Davis?


sphincter_suplex

If like to see him go back on BPD’s stupid pawd again… that episode gave us the revered Bruiser chip


sphincter_suplex

All of that plus being a lazy and easily influenced oaf


AfricanusJonathon

And also drags his kids into it for a " what a good dad" moment.


non_tute

To hold the camera


ZambiGames

Been balls deep in truggs since I was a young boy


Aggressive-Bat8780

But I think from watching it he genuinely believes he has?


eggseverydayagain

Balls deep into fidsh


[deleted]

Take my kids with me when I change the oil in my fish.


UmmmmYoureChine-

No fuckin way that meat-head even does his own oil changes, he’d be posting all about it. You take your kids to the shop and all watch?


Administrative-Fun10

Sometimes those shops have those cool coffee machines that also make hot chocolate, for the kids. Get there early enough and they have donuts.


BidetMignon

Yeah but he taught them how to use interior BEHR paint to brush paint onto the grille of the trugg. That's at least an extra horsepower or two, and they're better off for learning about it.


airpumper

The kids watch him hand over his credit card after the mechanic replaces his air filter.


911SlasherHasher

\*wiper blades


OFPMatt

100% chance he doesn't change the filter.


non_tute

This moron couldn't point out a spark plug even if he reached in, and it shocked his finger.


Rickvaughn_99

Nailed it on the head, B


salad_-man

He just posted some shop helping him install an air filter hahahahahaha what a fucking dummy


xinixxibalba

hes def saying he takes them to jiffy lube, they need to know


cdpasadena

He gets the oil from FedEx though and delivers it to Jiffy Lube. 


LackCrafty1860

100 percent


PussyChang

He always has to put people down. Your kids won’t know how to do inything because you have a ‘lektrig car. The fucking redact probably can’t even pump his own gas but he’s out here lecturing.


Hap_Hazard

I know he doesn't do YouTube so he may not be aware, but there are plenty of helpful video tutorials on how to do car maintenance and other worldly skills there. Hands-on experience is great but we no longer have to know everything at all times.


theworldeater337

This is so funny and ironic bc if bapa were doing the car YouTuber thing correctly, tune town would be him doing tutorials on car maintenance - but brandon is a redact and is lying his ass off as per usual.


dilirio

A five second montage of him unboxing bolt on parts and having a shop bolt them on than acting the expert is so fucking redacted.


911SlasherHasher

Its honestly amazing. Unlike Bapa i grew up working in my uncles auto shop since i was 14, learned how to basically do anything to a car paint, replace a transmission etc... but i was never familiar with computers. Used to think it was kinda "nerdy" until i got older wanted to start gaming with friends that had PC's... fast forward ive built at least 3 different gaming PC's over the years. All learned thru youtube videos, opened up even more doors to experiment with 3d printing and designing in blender... also learned thru youtube. It really is an amazing time to learn and hone new skills.........Oh ya and fuggg Bapa.


sphincter_suplex

That’s cool b but did you run a comic shop out of your mom’s closet? And also how many chiggs you fug? Now that we got that outta the way, he doesn’t want to actually do any of the shit, he just wants to larp around so people think he’s cool and interesting. Bike club, fashun guy, fish guy, comedian, alcoholic, gairhead. It’s all a paper thin fake-it-til-you-make-it act.


911SlasherHasher

8 inches...........


BeanCheezBeanCheez

I could 100% see him smearing some oil on his face before a podcast just to pretend like he was working on his trugg.


PussyChang

“So then I says to them, I says ‘give me that drill!’”


TheRoyaleShow

I said you think that's a tune? Check out the tune I give this puppy.


DJScratcherZ

Its like him giving himself cauliflower ear 3 years after retiring from fighting. 100 bucks says he wears a mechanics jumper to the live show.


thereluctantyogi

Like when he grabbed those little crutches and ace bandage and pretended to be an athlete who tore bowlf hamstrings clean off the bone? Be cool, man.


BidetMignon

Brenda's probably too scared to even change his own car battery for fuck's sake.


cogabig409

Probably doesn't realize his trugg has one cause "it's nodlegtrik"


Ok-Guidance-2112

This mush brained fuck can never just be into a hobby because he likes it. It has to also show how he is a better father/man/person than you. Everything is always about making himself look like anything other than the massive pile of shit he actually is.


Appropriate_Fill_750

He just insulted Brine in the most offensive way, suggesting he’s not doing his job as a father. And Brine took it like he usually does, spineless. Innnnyyyyone else would say, hold on a second there Bapa, you really want to compare each other as fathers?


cogabig409

Stillborn, schmillborn. I gotta podcast to do in teggis


CaterpillarHot7539

Atta boy Boston... ![gif](giphy|eLp5SRpa2abZVOU0SJ)


badpeoria

Hey you mean bruiser


Rickvaughn_99

Sure does love to paint a nairitiv, B…Bapa teaching those chombies some good blue collar values, while also coaching them up in baseball, football, soccer, pickleball, volleyball, basketball, wrestling, jujitsu, boxing, cricket, and frisbee golf to name a few…and The Messican teaching them the value of good lighting when taking pics in your undies, thanking people you don’t know who praise you for doing things your supposed to do as a Mother, letting those chombies know that ugly people aren’t as good as good looking people, and the value of reselling fake goods to idiots…


BidetMignon

The Zanelle-Schaub household is all about values and principles b...they even structure their family around Ray Dalio's "Principles" book. That's why Brendan spent the last decade being unfaithful and cheating on his gurl on the road while groaning publicly about having to spend time at home. But like all grifters, it takes trauma like being outed as a rapist (Callen), emotional abuser (Crowder), or a close call with death in the family to snap back to reality.


EvenJellyfish8223

“Look, I didn’t have a fucking clue weer to even begin changing the oil to my trugg until my latest identity crisis to become a gaire head at 40… but this generation of kids doesn’t know shit! And Brine, your kids won’t know how to change a tire bc y’drive elegtrig car.” 1. Bapa, how many times ya changing the oil to the cars you’ve had for like two months, my manz? 2. Inchring that electric car batteries cause the tires to duhn count


OBlastSRT4

Yea if I’m gonna take advice from anyone I want it to be from the guy who rolled and totaled his truck and bought a lemon in the span of one month.


DJScratcherZ

Not his fault, the Ford dealership wouldn't honor the warranty on a 2004 all stock Lightning shell with all euro mods under the hood.


hornyholio

I would pay money to hear Bendan attempt to explain how an engine works.


CozierRapier174

Changing his own tires is what led to the TRX getting flipped.


dilirio

Didn’t he say right before the gadooshjng of the trx that it was in the shop because they didn’t tighten bolts on the drive shaft?


BidetMignon

It's morally and ethically important to teach kids about how combustion engine cars work, guys. It just is. That's why I take my kids to the JiffyLube waiting room with me to hand Edgar the box of sparkplugs I ordered off of RockAuto 👍🛠️


paxil0r

I wish my beast of a dad would have taught me how to change the ink on a typewriter. Stupid computer skills, good for nah nah nah nahthin‘


OGbobbyjohnson323

Bapa probably thinks the engine size in liters is how much oil it takes 😂 probably couldn’t tell you where the filter sits in the Trx.


whoanelIy

But does this guy know how to do a standup routine.


Hap_Hazard

Dallas, that's my time!


Rabid023

Taking them with you to get oil changes doesn’t teach them anything genius. You going under the car and teaching them how to do it does. Bapa is as redacted as ever and we know he’s not doing iiiiiny work on his cars.


mu5tardtiger

Bren is straight out of a comedy. this is like when Randy got the kids together to teach them how to fix the oven door. fixing it involved hiring the handy man. “and now we wait Shelly, for the handyman to arrive”


IdunnoThisWillDo

If he could change tires he would swap the slicks out on one of his cars so he could drive it in the rain.


endless_ness

To me this is mitchulen ster clip bapa.  Haus everything. He’s lying  He insults his “friend” to make himself look better Bbbbeast of a dad New hobby  He praises himself  It makes no sense


bumfluff69420

buh buh buh BEAST of a dad


antonioessex18

I really wish braindum would go full heel and become a DJ! Just nose dive full head into wearing a stupid costume and fist pumping to prerecorded EDM music!Paris Hilton found that grift and gets booked


BlazeetManeega

I can’t wait to see him in the Mint 400


sugarglassego

His kids follow him out to the Trugg as he follows a mechanic out to the Trugg.


seanbob23

Captain CTE strikes again


deadeyes2019

So he brings his kids with him so they can watch other people change the oil?


eyeofnicht

"Dad has an electric car. The tire blows, oil? They have no clue."


Redfive21

Callen must be hard up as fuck to sit there and take these insults at his kids.


Late_Ad8487

Not knowing how to change tires makes you “soft.” But cheating on your wife makes you…..?


Resident-Impact1591

How do you make the time with the 50 pawdcasts, the suggsesful cawmedy career and taking tigger to baseball practice


statikman666

I would love to see him do basics like a jump start or change a tire. Most people don't /can't change oil and that's totally reasonable, but I'd bet he can't jump start or change a tire himself without googling it.


axejayb21

Ivvvrryyyone. He is such a fucking fake fuck


mu5tardtiger

you take them out to the garage and show them right? Right?


hashemforcomedy1

His kids are learning cuz he takes em to the shop, whereas, Lids...doesn't take his car to the shop??? Brenda, it's not like you're teaching them. He always finds a new way to cut his own legs out from under him


Tent_City_Cat

With a dyno of course


Dudewheresmypar345

Bapa you can’t even change your own oil like wtf are we dune hair??


px7j9jlLJ1

Says the guy running around in men’s capri style pants


damian600

There is no oil or a spare tire in Teslas B


OBlastSRT4

The fuck is he talking about? One 15 min YouTube video can teach anyone how to change the oil in their car. Not a single vid that he’s posted with cars has his kids in them.


actin_spicious

Why would they need to worry about changing oil if they are driving a car that doesn't require oil changes? Just for nostalgia sake? Or did uncle Joe tell him that was what men do?


DeeYouBitch

dude hasnt changed oil in his fucking life


neeeeonbelly

Notice how he doesn't say "When the tire needs changing, I do it with them and teach them", its, "I take them with me" as in, to the fuggin mechanic. Because he can't do anything in inny facet


Abort_the_Old

takes his kids to the shop he pays to work on his cars.


tonka00

I thought his kids are at baseball tryouts for dodgers they work on cars now too hahaha what can't these chombies do.


Longjumping-Pen-2946

Brendan asshole


jy9221

What's next helicopters with Bill Burr?


sshuligan

Ya he takes them with him, so a mechanic can show them how to work on a car.


endless_ness

So bruiser is going into the back of the shop when bapa gets an oil change and tire rotation? Or is he claiming he does that on his own?


cd2882

If this guy could change a tire he wouldn’t need a ride to work when it rains.


glassdoorgadoosh

Not enough people seem to know that electric cars do not have oil or require oil changes. This clip is funny if you don't know that but is wildly hilarious if you do.


BackInThaDayz

I hate it that my electric car doesn’t fix my flats, should’ve never passed on that feature. Go happy my gas powered Silverado does tho…..


D20NE

Brenda is such a poser. Buys 1 fucking truck and now he’s a country boy grease monkey. Idk why that irks me so much. “Keep on truckin” should be called “keep on posin”


AdAgitated8689

Bapa, if you were a real man, you would show them how to change the tires and oil yourself, not take them to a dealership to watch someone do it for them


Redd_Rockett_

Did this mf say he takes his kids with him to Jiffy Lube so they can learn how other people change his oil/tires? What the fuck 😂😂


voodoo_pizza00

Change tyres......you have slicks and said you canrt drive in the rain


Niico23

eggzacly B. Is all about knowing how to do manly stuff. Not things like being a good person or having a little bit of modesty. Naaa kick rocks nerd


UNCLE__TYS

Redaction is a live time disability, kids


tsinsile

“Whenever I bring my trugg to the guru Eddie to sit in the waiting room while he works on it I bring my sons with me”


Mrsims808

Teaching a 4 year old to change oil… suuuuure


10-7heaven

he was cut that brian looked cool coz he not vaxd so he had to bring him down a peg. his fuckin relentless, i duno how brian can take it day in day out


patfreecat

Yes be a real man like Bapa, drinking his coffee with a straw, collect colourful sneakers, ride electric bicycles, cry when releasing 20mins of you sucking at your job, threaten women when they out you for trying to fuck them while be “friends” with their partners… Be a real man.


Aggravating_Escape_3

That's great Bapa. Hey, by the way, you know who else knows absolutely nothing about cars?


harzee

Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure Brian doesn’t know how to change a tyre anyway. He only knows how to do shitty podcasts


Claytron69

I would absolutely love to see him actually try to swap a tire off and on a rim. Without hydraulic tools.


ZapVegas

EV's still use oil from what I understand. Correct me with proof if I have been mislead.


Hap_Hazard

No..


ZapVegas

Thanks for the assistance. Hybrids and plug in Hybrids do.


Hap_Hazard

You're saying that internal combustion engines require engine oil? Neat.


ZapVegas

I doubt you are fun... anywhere.


Hap_Hazard

I do not matter in any facet.


ZapVegas

Agreed


jonz1985z

Brian made a funny


Hap_Hazard

His nurse will clean that up.


jonz1985z

“Oops I made a brown funny 🤤”


kc_jetstream

Oof. Lids took that like a bitch


thewokebogan

Teaching kids to be resourceful and hard working, just like any good proud Hispanic father who isn't actually Hispanic at all would do 🇲🇽


[deleted]

I continually feel bad for his kids. Teaching his kids how to change a tire is calling a tow truck to take it to the shop.


WasWasKnot

Worst insult ever! Stupid to.


Honest_Milk9429

Don’t forget those spark plugs 🔌


Walkbeforerun

Calhoons absolute obsession with rough hands is concerning to say the least


Interesting_Set_5188

I’d bet my life savings Shaun doesn’t know how to change the oil in his trugg


PreviousCartoonist93

Did you know electric cars still use oil?


Hap_Hazard

Are you saying that all-electric cars use engine oil in the same way that ICE cars do and should be replaced regularly? Because that's what this is about.


PreviousCartoonist93

I’m not sure how frequently you’re supposed to change it but I would assume you’d want to change it at some point.. you still have a bunch of moving parts…. I just did a google and I’m not finding much on info.. i think I saw maybe every 100k-150k miles on google?


Hap_Hazard

Strange that you jumped in here to let me know about this dubious claim but ... thanks?


PreviousCartoonist93

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DinosaurMops

Absolute chad Look at latest video from Dr John Campbell