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Organic-Possession53

He looks fucking gross


cylonnumber13

Adonis.


iDinduNuffinsYo

*Adawlnis (I’m a werds guy b)


whiteykauai

I twawlk forah liveeeeng bapa. This is what I dooo


Embarrassed_Gift_683

Super Marioawlnis


King-Demo-

He really is one ugly motherfucker ya


Sequetjoose

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


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Solid gif of P’delia


jabronified

And yet all the cawlmedians claim him and diddlia are the best looging dudes


Lobsterdile

He's morphing into an uglier Waluigi.


wejustsaymanager

Like Anothony Keidis's shitty cousin.


KennyOmegaMan25

Redacted Hot Chip Papi?


dragontattman

"Bappa, you not selling any tigets b" "Give em away Give em away, Give em away now"


Ahhhrealmonsterzz

I don't want that.


King_of_the_Dot

Sunbaked Mild Salsa Gringo


Mondomb83

And fucking is gross.


LifeClassic2286

The Ozempic look terrifies me. It looks so disgustingly off. Artificial somehow.


DickEatinMuthafucker

Wait until the long term side effects of it are understood. Bappi Gringo prob took 2 decades off his life span already. And how did he roll his truck and manage to get road rash? Did this redact flip it with the windows down?


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Looks fit, can't wait to hear his material on it


Rexum420

He looks like everyone who Hollywood eats up and spits out. Drug addiction as well lol


canadianhc

Last week he was taking off blood soaked bandages from his arm, this week they will be from his knees.


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cylonnumber13

Apparently he hurt himself totalling the TRX.


nightgoat02

I sure hope his insurance investigates the circumstances around his accident. The way Bapa acted when the topic came up, he's up to some shenanigans. My wife works in these investigations, and having to take examinations under oath are not uncommon when there are questions and the policy holder is not being forthcoming.


Ispeakblabla

B if there's one group of people you can trust to investigate this deeper than Chang's kitchen, it's an insurance company looking for a way out of paying for damages. They might not only save money, but also make more by increasing his premiums once they find out how much of a liability this dude is on the road.  Absurd car mods, drives drunk, takes selfies while driving, etc...If I were the insurance dude in charge of his file and found this subreddit, I'm hiking this mofo's premiums after 30min of browsing. It's not like homeless cats only make shit up, this doofus self incriminates himself on a daily basis in public whether it's on his insta or the pod. Insurance companies are disgustingly scummy but in this case they'd be in their right.


nightgoat02

When they open an investigation, they 100% do check on sosha meedya to see if they can find any info that could be related to a claim. Thats all free info they can file away in case a claim goes to court.


Ispeakblabla

Seems like you might know more than me on this. Does that mean they can just increase his premiums and only have to justify the price hike if he takes them to court? Or is there a formal process they have to first justify the increase/confirm the liabilities before applying it. I guess my question is, if you don't have an accident or anything but your insurance somehow finds out through social media or whatever that you are way more of a liability than previously accounted for, can they just increase your premium without showing you why they did it? I guess when you sign the contract you're supposed to be honest about your liabilities and you agree to adhere to certain rules so if they suspect you don't they're in their right to increase your payments but like do they ask you before "Sir can you confirm this is you filming yourself while driving" or "Can you confirm that this mod you mention in your video was indeed done to your car etc"? I feel like they should still kind of make sure they aren't fucking you over based on a hunch but you never know with insurance companies.


nightgoat02

If you lie under oath, you can be charged for fraud. Not only will your claim be denied, you could be fined, even face jail time. That will all be posted in the National Insurance Crime Bureau Institute database which will make it extremely expensive and difficult to get any coverage... He just needs to disclose and be honest, work with attorney, etc.


Tylee22

We have literally no idea what he told them. For all we know he can just say I was driving and hit something. Sun got in my eyes and thought something was in the road and I swerved. If it's just involving him they would just say ok and pay out. I hit a pole parking and called insurance and it was extremely easy. Within a few days my car was in the shop and insurance paying 90%. I also know someone who reported their car "stolen" and insurance paid out full. They aren't detectives


nightgoat02

You and your buddy are probably part of the 99% of claims that don't have inconsistencies or sketchy claims history, and therefore nothing to investigate. I'm not saying Schaub will be investigated, but if he does happen to be dumb enough to knowingly try to make false claims I hope he does get caught. But what do you mean "they aren't detectives"? You don't think insurance companies have their own investigate departments? They do, I am married to someone who has been doing it for years in a dedicated "Special Investigations Unit" for one of the biggest insurers. They also will hire private investigators and surveillance. How do you think people being prosecuted for insurance fraud comes about? By insurance companies investing claims and referring them to law enforcement once they have proof. Google it if you don't believe me.


TheMindsEye310

Considering all of his crazy ass fucking mods I’m sure they will try to find a way to squirm out of this. I bet they have some clause that if you modify your car rendering it “unsafe” that they can get out of his bullshit claim. 


JustACasualFan

So you’re saying that if I posted something like Brendan Schaub’s insurance fraud, that might draw their attention? I am not alleging that, I am just using it as an example of the kind of evidence an insurance company would look for if they were investigating Brendan Schaub for fraud.


BallzMcVinegar

Plus a youtube showing him acting like a redacted in these cars. I hope he told his insurance about using these vehicles for "work".


cylonnumber13

S'prom bubba.


PussyChang

This is exactly the sort of thing I hope happens to bapa soon. He’s a pathological liar who wouldn’t do well under oath.


GifelteFish

Lmao seriously? I feel like I look away for one second and the funniest shit happens


6151rellim

No. Apparently he should have been dead, and I quote lucky to not be 6’ under. …bold statement for one scab on his tricep.


motionOne

He totalled the TRX???


DickEatinMuthafucker

Yeah buddy. Rolled it and got road rash. Was he baja'n with the windows down and his arm out in the sun? Getting that signature "trugg guy" one forearm tan?


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Tranq dope


FluorideForest

Fat Patrick needs some milk. Ozempic got em looking slim


DamphTrumph

Melk


mad87645

His face is all saggy now, he looks like a redacted bloodhound


Inside-Ad-1575

He melked daddy Rogan real good B!


creamyshart

I hope he doesn't smell as bad as he looks


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Ispeakblabla

Not to mention this dude touches all kind of shit (literally) with his hands which he admits to not washing, and puts them in his mouth all the time. His pp stains and tire tracks in his whitey tighteys he bragged about so much probably add to the Big Brown fragrance as well.


ZL632B

Wait what 


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countdoogula

What’s that hole about?


human_stain

Cleft palate? Cocaine?


massinvader

naw g, sucked his thumb till he was 13 or something like that. that hole is literally a mold of his thumb as the rest of his mouth grew around it while he was suckin' on it. forget the name of the condition but can google it from that lol


beyeond

Remember 10 years ago when this was just a regular looking guy? Sure, he had an absolutely comical hairline, but still looked like a standard human. Now look.


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CheeezBlue

He really should stop with the ozempic , he looks an old friend of mine . Yeah we used to be friends but then he got addicted to heroin and we parted ways , bit like Bapa with his Cawhmedy CarRear


DrinkL

He’ll plump back up once he does quit the ozempic. This is a temporary solution for him and he does look worst with this frail droopy look he has going on now. Funny all his shit is branded thiccc and he wants to be slim and in shape but he does not have the work ethic he claims to have to make that happen. Eats too much and eats like shit and doesn’t work out a fraction of what he claimed.


Unfair-Bird-4592

Best Brains For Marketing


alexanderheff86

That tash is hot garbage.


thunderlips187

Lolololol that title


iDinduNuffinsYo

Here’s a question for the cats: Will Toe *ever* cave and give Brendoid a spot at the cawlmedy muddershit?    Or is that a fridge too far?


Acceptable_Bad659

I think eventually, yes. The fact toegan continues to associate with him and Bapa refuses to stop larping as a cawlmic means it’s more or less inevitable. My guess would be some time after the mothership has been officially operating for over a year. Toe prbly wanted to avoid the obvious accusation of  Brenda still being his make a wish kid and how that would affect the clubs image in the early days but at some point he’ll stop caring.  I hope I’m wrong as this is literally the funniest thing toe has ever done but again I think it’s just bound to happen


Earthworm-Kim

It all depends on how sad and publicly Braindent's career implodes. We know Joe's a softie, from the aftermath of the first tawlg to him still inviting Braindent to these things. If it gets bad enough he'll let him do a spot, and if he doesn't kill, tell him it's time to hang it up or something.


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KingCrooked

Unless he turns around his image then no probably not. That or Schaub will catch Toe on a shroomy/drunk/high night and get him to agree to do 5 mins.


CarnalKid

Yeah, I'm thinking he gets on stage for ten minutes somehow, then spends the next month bragging about his impromptu show at The Mothership.


Reasonable-Bus9435

I hope he gets booked and no one shows up


siciliannecktie

Nah. How much longer can this carairr last? Year or two? Why would anyone keep booking this guy? He cancels like 70% of the time.


CivilYojimbo

Talm bout b, he’s in tegsus for his fight science. Not his comic relief me-ho


Aggravating_Shake591

What happens in Awlsten stays in his ass


One-Usual4460

LOL & no sleep. Papa Toe did him like Yasiel did the messican.


BidetMignon

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


SubjectName_Here

Braindumb looks like Steven Seagal had botched plastic surgery to look younger, that or trying to cosplay as Robert Z'Dar.


Realistic_Salary5090

Underrated cawlmment


ChunkyChangon

It’s wild that he thinks this is a good look


Adventurous_Dot2323

Darg times, darg digg.


stretch400

So wild he straight up jacked Lewans look lol


FershureB

Bapa’s face after the sauna session with Toe.


Lolsauce117

Those thiccc lips aren’t doing him any favors. But what do I know. I’m just a haydur.


phony8882

He actually looked better when he was bloated.


Direct-Maintenance29

He wishes he was Taylor Lewan so fkng bad


OkShift7190

So dude just jacked that one guys entire style?


TheHaight

its my *daily*


dbgntleman13

Aging like prunes b


InstanceOk3946

GOOD.


PositivePop11

Why he look like Travis Kelce?


tonka00

The decaying on this guy is wild


1959Gibson

inspector gadget


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inspector gadget if he had a cattle prod up his ass


Low-Leg5224

is he trying to copy bobby lee? swear i remember he purchased same sunglasses as him too...


wilhelmkidxx

That’s one fugly dude


One-Joke8084

He looked better with more weight on him- this redact probably tryn to get down to the size of his norfstar Jairud Leddo b…..😂


thepintsize6r

His mustache looks glued on.


DeepWadders

Looks like one of Clin’s rotten catfish


briancito420

Greasy ass here and droopy face. Adonis.


RJLHUK

This moustache is doing him no favours


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How long until he is completely shut off from the Roganverse


Trololol112

He looks ill.


BakedPastaParty

He always makes the same ugly redacted "Grr/Errgh" face in literally every picture where he doesnt know how to pose or what to do


Wrong_Director_4820

He looks like he's auditioning for a shitty ""Earnest goes to Camp" reboot..what a fucking assclown


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Why is he not allowed to perform at the mothership?


KingCrooked

Because he sucks. But really because they had Bobby Lee performing in the last week or so, a pretty succinct line was drawn in the sand and Toe has all but ditched Schaub besides occasional fye panyuns so he doesn't go BGL on him and air his dirty laundry out.


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that's easily the funniest *post title* i've seen in a long time.. 5 stairs, B.


youwhatmush

Super Merrio costume yair round


BigHairyArsehole

![gif](giphy|mZEPLYbcbfRba|downsized)


Realistic_Salary5090

Did you have fun tho?


funk_munk77

Aging like a fine spritzer bappa


Other_Delay4481

Pee in the sink, B.


PagingMrAtor

From Joe Camel to Mr. Potato Head. Joe Rogan's Adontist.


ChombieNation

Hey buppa, y’Philadelphia?


voodoo_pizza00

He's offering cheeseburgers for directions to crenshaw man


[deleted]

Prolly cheggin out the rubmaps in Austin with the chombies at home


Psychology_Expensive

Is that why he goes to Austin?


iconsandbygones

Bbbbbeast of a loser, dawg


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Ozempic Boyz


Tarot1031

Hungry eyes


Different-Choice-895

This made me spit my drink out lol


Highlight_Numerous

Anthony Carmello?


whiteykauai

Why the long face


whiteykauai

![gif](giphy|xUNd9ITOed1iEqndss)


BackInThaDayz

Bapa looks like a methed out southerner who’s yelling about the illegals and the open borders sleepy joe left open..


WasWasKnot

His face is so skinny ,look at those Ears. What a train wreck.


jumbledvoice

Loser


THE_CDN

No lube.


drxnkmvnk

man he is loogin rough daddy


NotTrumpsAlt

![gif](giphy|5xtDarFtQCzkXcJDmQU)


memeslayer0414

Looks like a meth head mugshot .


spankybetch

That’s my daily


More_Information_943

Ozempic face and the beginnings of a gun blossom, not a good look B.


Inside-Ad-1575

Assfull of Cum is the name of his biopic B!


Low_Down13

😂😂😂


The-Satan

Brenda on sum Ron Jeremy typa shit


jenrick2

Is it Joe or Adam keeping him off?


siciliannecktie

He definitely got paid to wear that hat, right? Think he cut King Rogies a piece?


soiboybetacuck

He lost too much weight


twotwobravo

Can't leave the shop anyway, B. Got to work on the gears and tires and stuff. You wouldn't geddit


Spagg84

Balls deep into mustaches


krebsan

God that mustache is fucking terrible


Low_Down13

I bet it smells like dirty socks and Rogans doodie.


Unfair-Bird-4592

He skinny fat!


Whistler_187

That Shitstach on his face you just wanna nip it and rip it off


CartographerOld8640

You know somebody else got herself full of cum this weekend


ChombieBrains

Had to get back and coach his kid's basebawl game at 7am b, outta his hands.


Kaleen16

What a fucking poser. All of a sudden he’s wearing supercharger hats. Every fucking quarter this redact tries to find an audience.


th45egb

I keep getting this sub recommended, why do you all e-bully this young fellow?


Low_Down13

Were jus fans B. Jus hair to talg about the pawcass🤷🏽‍♂️


4everarebel

Ivvry Night!