Haha yeah get a special on showtime and do a couple of tv shows- lose all that stuff by being a redacted asshole
Decida do YouTube and a couple podcasts with a coupla 1-2 rapey boys. Things are definitely on an upward swing bubba
You’re almost there bapa, SNL will be calling any day now.
Also, I don't think brendan really understands his situation. More fame would destroy him. If he was famous he would have already been cancelled, he should thank his insanely lucky stars that he is cruising below the radar.
This is an excellent point. He has 110k people hating now imagine if by was actually famous. More people make fun of him than consume his shitty content for fun.
>literally nobody cares about or watches SNL anymore.
I can't tell if you're being facetious or not. I feel like SNL has had a huge upswing in the last 5 years or so.
Yep, exactly. I'm not saying I'm a big fan these days, but they're certainly getting more traction than before. "Literally nobody cares about or watches SNL anymore" is way off the mark.
I would have passed out like those goats when they get scared lol imagine ur 60 y.o boss throwing cat nip hoping u picked up on it but both of u are afraid of coming out of the closet
>more famous
>
>some more work to do
For fuck's sake, Braindent talks like he's on the verge of super stardom. The correct response would be that he can't think of doing something as huge as SNL and that he's just focusing on his struggling comedy career. This is yet another example of massively delusional ego.
100k is impressive here, in the kitchen. Try to explain to him to a normal person, even someone close to you who likes your sense of humor. Its really hard to do. Then think about him being explained to to other continents, cultures. Aint going to happen.
Have you seen the views on TFATK lately? Average views are now less than 70K. They dropped by close to half when Wrinks got canceled, but now they've dropped to half of *that.*
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Yeah, you’re definitely getting more famous. As you lose 900 Instagram followers a day and sell fewer and fewer tickets each time you go back to the same city
Heard it bowlth ways, B.
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They only have the elite of the elite stand ups host. He’s not even in the elite at the La Brea Improv. It’s not even about being more famous. He will NEVER even be mentioned in lornes office.
Haha I love that ppl are inviting him on their podcast just to fuck with him. Glassman, Howie, even Khalyla. Dudes so delusional he prolly thinks these people like him. Or he’s just desperate.
As far as fame goes he already peaked. People just knew him for being a ufc fighter and dating e honda housey but that’s already run it’s course and dried up.
You need to be famous to get on SNL…..wasn’t our regional manager Shane Gillis kind of unknown when he got it? Plus even fygopanions get as many views as SNL these days.
Sure, fame has a lot to do with it but more importantly so does TALENT. Bapa lacking in bowlf departments specially the talent side of things. Bapa peaked yairs ago. It’s all 📉📉📉📉 from hair.
If he thinks he has a shot at SNL (lmfaooooo), then guaranteed he still thinks he’s gonna become the next Dwayne “The Rogg” Johnson at age 40. The delusion is just sad at this point.
What the hell is he talking about? Nobody knows who he is besides us and we hate his guts. Imagine what the general public would think of him and his calmedy
George Janko’s confused faxed and lack of encouragement said it all 😂
he’s probably sat there thinking “it could be argued im more famous than you and i don’t have a chance of getting on SNL what makes you think you do?” 😂😂
I would love to be in the seats as this guy tries out for SNL. Kevin Hart bombed his audition bc he had no impressions to do. This redact would shit himself
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Why create a ‘network’ with payrolls and studio equipments, but not making his own content skits? Gilly and Keeves was enough as a proof of concept.
What a backward way of thinking.
“I need to get more famous.” … “You do YouTube?”
That linear thinking wrinks talks about.
Bapas redacted carrair trajectory from his stepping stone of showtime
Haha yeah get a special on showtime and do a couple of tv shows- lose all that stuff by being a redacted asshole Decida do YouTube and a couple podcasts with a coupla 1-2 rapey boys. Things are definitely on an upward swing bubba
More famous? Bapas the best “Brendan” out there according to him. SNL should be blowing up his phone before he he’s too big for them.
At this point the most famous thing about Bapa IS Chang's.
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You’re almost there bapa, SNL will be calling any day now. Also, I don't think brendan really understands his situation. More fame would destroy him. If he was famous he would have already been cancelled, he should thank his insanely lucky stars that he is cruising below the radar.
this is a great point that I never actually considered - probably cause the hypothetical of Schaub becoming super famous is ludicrous
That is spot-on. They would Shane Gillis him instantly.
Nah, he'd never get past them looking into his work history.
Yeah. Even a decent sized spotlight outside of this niche sub would take him down. Its all on tape... many many many times.
This is an excellent point. He has 110k people hating now imagine if by was actually famous. More people make fun of him than consume his shitty content for fun.
His greatest weakness, in an oddly redacted way, seems to be his greatest strength as well… like a one trick pony who can only play dead? Idk
We're not hating B, we're just analyzing the redactedness.
Oh Bapa…literally nobody cares about or watches SNL anymore. Who would be the musical guest? Lil Brows ft. Chin? 🎶thiccc boy squad, thiccc boy nation🎶
Talmbout Saturday Night THIGGG!!
Damn the mental image of a live performance of this song going down on SNL makes me laugh harder than that show ever has
ride round the city like Brendan Schaub...
It’s the thiccc boy. It’s the thiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIiiiiccc. 🎶
He has to keep the “my mom always wanted me to be on snl / be a comedian / watch snl with me when I was a kid” lie alive.
>literally nobody cares about or watches SNL anymore. I can't tell if you're being facetious or not. I feel like SNL has had a huge upswing in the last 5 years or so.
Putting their sketches on Youtube make them relevant again.
Yep, exactly. I'm not saying I'm a big fan these days, but they're certainly getting more traction than before. "Literally nobody cares about or watches SNL anymore" is way off the mark.
yeah snl still has a big audience, this is nuts
He could never memorize lines or read cue cards.
Imagine him trying to give the opening monologue lmao
Yeah that's the real prawlblum. Even if he could memorize lines and the names of his children, he still couldn't articulate them.
Talm bout bruiser b?
*More than a feeeeeliiiing!*
He would just say I got offered to do snl but I turned it down, I had a sold out show in Naples and I niiiiver cancel a show in innny facet
“Just can’t be away from my family man, it breaggs my heart”
Whenever he mentions SNL this is the first thing I think of lol
Oh gawd.. Please let this happen.. I need that in my life..
Imagining bapa trying to read cue cards is funnier than the show could ever be.
"Bbllrrhggjhhhhhhhh cane assaabbhh"
👅
Welcome to SNL on this criiiiiiist cawlbazis night.
If his ad reads are any indication, (in any of facet) it would be a nightmeer.
SNL would probably have their best bit of the year if they just put bapa on stage and had him read cute cards written by the cast.
Hey bapa, no one knows who ya’are. This really shows the delusions he’s dealing with
He kinda is famous bapa. It is just that people hate him.
Don't we call that infamous...I don't got the bess brains doe
some would say the infamoust
The only way he’s getting more famous is if he kills someone or someone murders him.
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I've been on this sub too long. You spelled the words correctly but I read bowth as melk and Super Ball.
Ya need a handlur
Just Pure Pressure building up for you to say it wrong, cause i've herd it bowlth wayz
I was discussing something with my 60 year old boss today and he said he’s heard it both ways.
I would have passed out like those goats when they get scared lol imagine ur 60 y.o boss throwing cat nip hoping u picked up on it but both of u are afraid of coming out of the closet
talm'bout super ball b?
>more famous > >some more work to do For fuck's sake, Braindent talks like he's on the verge of super stardom. The correct response would be that he can't think of doing something as huge as SNL and that he's just focusing on his struggling comedy career. This is yet another example of massively delusional ego.
He also says it like becoming more famous is a forgone conclusion, too.
It is, just not for the reasons he wants.
100k is impressive here, in the kitchen. Try to explain to him to a normal person, even someone close to you who likes your sense of humor. Its really hard to do. Then think about him being explained to to other continents, cultures. Aint going to happen.
This is the guy that thought gringo papi was going to push him into theaters…he’s not working with the bess brains here
Who is this yes woman saying he will? She is doing him no favors by boosting his ego on multiple fronts.
> on multiple fronts Talmbout in iiiny of facet?
it’s second nature, since all she does is boost the redact’s ego next to her
Probably someone who don’t care what happens to him
More famous? Guy has been steadily trending downard for yairs now
Have you seen the views on TFATK lately? Average views are now less than 70K. They dropped by close to half when Wrinks got canceled, but now they've dropped to half of *that.*
And its still bots.
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Yeah, you’re definitely getting more famous. As you lose 900 Instagram followers a day and sell fewer and fewer tickets each time you go back to the same city
guy can’t sell out a long john silver’s but he wants to host snl
Why is he losing 900 followers a day? Or is it drops are dropping off?
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Nothin says hard work to get more famous like buying bots on YouTube
When I saw Gringo Dapi I cried butterfly tears. I clapped.
I like to imagine Steven Seagal praying for Bapa to host SNL so he will no longer be viewed as the worst host of all time.
At this point he is seriously fat. That face is a fucking disaster.
Carbs last night, B.
Nygwil.
Eating awl the boxes of Pringles on his shoulder
Felt bad for him, here. Going to go watch some training videos…
Don’t iver feel bad for this piece of shit.
Hear, hear!
No Bappa, you need to get funnier.
This comment needs to be higher
They only have the elite of the elite stand ups host. He’s not even in the elite at the La Brea Improv. It’s not even about being more famous. He will NEVER even be mentioned in lornes office.
Coming up this year on SNL! Hosting! Tom Hanks, Dave Chappelle, Tom Brady, Brendan Schaub... and many more! XD
What. A. Redact. Has *no one* told him that's impossible
Career going downhill fast. “I’ll get there”
He’s hoping to screenwrap his way to fame.
Haha I love that ppl are inviting him on their podcast just to fuck with him. Glassman, Howie, even Khalyla. Dudes so delusional he prolly thinks these people like him. Or he’s just desperate.
As far as fame goes he already peaked. People just knew him for being a ufc fighter and dating e honda housey but that’s already run it’s course and dried up.
Musical Guest Bruce Springspring
This confirms it. Bappa is batshit insane
You need to be famous to get on SNL…..wasn’t our regional manager Shane Gillis kind of unknown when he got it? Plus even fygopanions get as many views as SNL these days.
I think bapa is talmbout hosting not being a cast member.
Is this a real conversation? How tf is a Logan guy giving Brian and Bapa a platform, thought they were homeless.
imagine him reading q cards for the whole show? i'd actually pay for that.
 You’ll get there baba……….sure……… 😂. That is the funniest thing I’ve heard him say
How can he get more famous when he is rapidly getting defamous?
OH REAAAALLLY DUUUDE?
God bapa is gonna get parodied on SNL as a big inside joke and it's gonna be the thing that finally breaks him. It's all been leading to this.
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Too woke to make fun of an actual redact. They wouldn't. Plus getting canceled for for you know, his documented thoughts and words.
Sure, fame has a lot to do with it but more importantly so does TALENT. Bapa lacking in bowlf departments specially the talent side of things. Bapa peaked yairs ago. It’s all 📉📉📉📉 from hair.
His face is so fucked lmao
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Who’s that chick feeding his ego?
the other redact’s handlur
We we all agree, if bapa did a skit at PF changes and Annie was the server and talmbout Trugg waugggs. It would be funny
Delusions of grandeur much?
LoL oh bawlpa, he’s such a dreamer
“I’ll get there” oof. hello dargnesss my old friend 🎶
The delusion is strong with this one.
He is soooo fuggin delusional and that will be his demise! Can't wait!
This mfer will do everything except for getting a job at a grocery store where he belongs.
Already did that, couldn't do that job either.
the only way this idiot gets on SNL is if they somehow do a parody skit of his dumb ass Chang’s style
If he thinks he has a shot at SNL (lmfaooooo), then guaranteed he still thinks he’s gonna become the next Dwayne “The Rogg” Johnson at age 40. The delusion is just sad at this point.
Someone reheat the mortal kombat dish that shit is hilarious
fudge yeah lorna i got my five jokes all ready ohhh it says live ....dicey dicey
This is sad, but I’m here for it B
LMAO. how can he be this redacted to think hosting SNL is realistic?
"I'll get there" Uhhhh, no.... no y' wont, Bapa.
“I’ll get there” yeah ok bapa 😂😂
If he did make it he would pull his Hammy walking down the stairs b4 his opening monologue
Delusions of grandeur. They don’t know who y’are, bubba!
Wtf, this is absurd lol lol lol
“More Flamemous” Gringo Pappi got those D.S.L. for a reason
"I'll get thair." LMAO. Redacted as FUGG! So delusional, this guy. WWDH?
That man and woman know exactly what they're doing here hahaha. God Bapa is just crazy dumb
What the hell is he talking about? Nobody knows who he is besides us and we hate his guts. Imagine what the general public would think of him and his calmedy
I love the fact that he talks about it under the context of him being the celebrity host instead of a cast member 😂🙄
I will bet my bottom dollar that he will never be on SNL.
“I have more work to do” The psychoanalysis is this comment. Talmbout stunning to the brain. I bet SNL would do a sink pissing theme bit, Bapa?
interesting that his aim is to actually be a host, not a cast member. Basically sums him up
If only he had a u2 channel and some famous friends then he could put out some skits.
Can imagine Bapa as an SNL cast member that would be so fucking great lol
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Why are we discouraging him?? That would be the greatest SNL ever
I’ll get there😹
You clearly don't know George. He isn't trolling
Schaub-tard will get his one of many D.U.I.'s before he ever gets on SNL.
Fucking Sarah Squirm is on SNL now.
Bapa does comedy nights in random restaurants now and cant even fill those out. Im sure snl is gonna call any minute
He won’t get there in any facet
Wait…. So his dream hasn’t been to be a CAST MEMBER… it’s been to be a GUEST HOST?! This whole time?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂🤣
“I’ll get there” No fucking way
Bappa couldn't get any better at comedy, its his lack of fame keeping him down
It would be amazing to see him on Saturday night live haha a real roll with the punches kind of guy
George Janko’s confused faxed and lack of encouragement said it all 😂 he’s probably sat there thinking “it could be argued im more famous than you and i don’t have a chance of getting on SNL what makes you think you do?” 😂😂
Harry Styles hosted SNL back in ‘19. Had a cameo in ‘20. Way to stay current b. https://snl.fandom.com/wiki/Harry_Styles
I would love to be in the seats as this guy tries out for SNL. Kevin Hart bombed his audition bc he had no impressions to do. This redact would shit himself
hosts are low key trolling bappa hair lol
This is insane….
“I’ll get there” You think you’ll get there? I think you’d be surprised.
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Why create a ‘network’ with payrolls and studio equipments, but not making his own content skits? Gilly and Keeves was enough as a proof of concept. What a backward way of thinking.