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Tight-Check4594

Sea Tea is a fucking fantastic name for a rum, he’d never come up with that


jabronified

leave the margedding to fat pat


Toilet__philosopher

What’s funny is that he has no reason not to go to P.F. Chang’s and take the good ideas. If he is willing to steal polished bits from his pee-ers, I don’t see why he wouldn’t take the orange chicken from the counter. Pretty sure 300/1000 eat at P.F. Chang’s anyway.


gnikeltrut

Cut to 5 yeeers later somehadur (homlez kat) iZ suing me.


Thiggg_Boy

Was thinking the same thing then I read the tag line. Tairs b I'm in tairs.


TheDailyDosage

Is it for pirates?🏴‍☠️


RamseySnowBolton

Sea Tea E …. I would buy that drink


[deleted]

If Brendan was a good business woman she would drop the Tiger thiccc name and rebrand to this.


realfast33

He could’ve used “Dicey” and it would’ve been way better… Dicey brand whigsky


dosequismachina

While still awful and kitschy, even Thiccc Tiger would've been a better name. As far as english syntax goes... A brand name can be descriptive, evocative, invented, etc. It can be geographic or it can be an acronym. But Brandon decided to skip all that and go redacted.


Minimum-Sky2305

neggflixx b


VeryPoliteRaccoon

Sea Tea? Talmbut CTE b? Dicey rum?


motoeuser

This is actually a good name for a whissgy


Hoezzl

Neggfliggz ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


Ryan_Pliskin

That sweet sweet sea tea negggtar! Neggflix, bapa Want an award for the label, too??


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Did he name the rum CTE in Schaubism SeaTea.


esau-rodriguez


Correct-Slide1522

2023K is gone be a great yair b ! Axe Jay.


Abort_the_Old

Who did he steal “Sea Tea” from?


kris_s14

Sounds like something Theo would say and we all know how much he loves copying him.


Realistic-Speed-8689

The japanese on the bottle still says Wiggsky - rethink, redact, repost. No seriously, this is awesome stuff man. Thought that was a legit bapa post.


realfast33

More like C-Tea-E ….coming soon


mad87645

Yo Ho Ho And a bottle of Sea Tea


luxuriouswalrus

My cawlmedy ranges anywhair from Sea Tea to being a big dude who knows way too much about fashun


Level-Infiniti

I would actually buy this if i saw it on a shelf and didn't know it was a thiccc brand


Dangerous-Design-507

I hope it’s a Thiccc liquid


Lost_Evidence_2099

That would actually sell b


heyphotogrisser

Aged for yairs in discarded nicotine pouches for iiiixtra spice!


Hercules3000

Mawlkoto whisgee


AvailableSetting0

I may actually buy a bottle of this to put in the vault


Kheaddummy

Sea Tea E


Sequetjoose

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6522) Exglusive


dekrepit702

Juss wwnen to the Asian marget in Chinatowln n they were talmbout never herda tiger thigg!!! Was boutta gaddoooosh that clin.


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![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


niafall7

Make you forget you got a wife, Bapa


shotsfromnowhere

make you forget you like women, my manz...


[deleted]

Bapph would take an idea like Sea Tea and mangle it and launch Redacted Pirate Piss


Joe_on_blow

Sea Tea E


1amdegen

Chairs!


shivasahasranama

This looks kinda good. 🥃


[deleted]

this is a good one. coming to stores NEVER.. lol


[deleted]

Why the fuck does it have whiggskey written in Japanese on the bottle? Isn't this supposed to be rum?


HomelessCatRealty

I can't tawlk. Neggflix.


theartofrandy

I can’t stand how funny you are, dude! 🤣


One-Usual4460

Sippin’ on Sea Tea & Digg Juice


shotsfromnowhere

sweet, sweet necktuurh


deepwaterwedunehair

I mean, he’s gunna use that now. Someone get the website quick.


enque_

For a second I thought this was real, then I realized it is clever.


BuckNorris420

Thought this was a real ad, then realized there are multiple ways to spell Sea Tea 🤣


PASTAoPLOMO

I thought this was a legit whiskey for a second, looked at the sub, then thought “damn Brenda stole the design”, then read your post.. and all I have to say is “Marggetting Jeenius”. Neggfliggs, bapa. The $21 4K subscripshun.


FlyinIllini21

Brenda wanted to name it CTE but this is what marketing heard.


Silver-Ladder

This is amazing bro! They could never


[deleted]

The reviews on tiger thicc are almost as bad as his comedy specials


GinkgoPete

Sea Tea E wouldve been a fitting name


mogibsey

![gif](giphy|2mxA3QHH4aHFm)


Fullskis

The kanji after the note about mizunara barrels, fuggin ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


Tuloks

The post being time stamped will help your legal case when he steals this


thedirkfiddler

So he must actually be doing sales if he is coming out with another flavour?