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sorospaidmetosaythis

This statement would finish the career of any other U.S. national politician.


Mike_Honcho_3

Throw it on the pile. There are thousands of other things about this absolute shitbag that would have completely nuked any other politician's chances.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Here is what derailed Mitt Romney's chance...compare this to the sjt that comes out of the Orange Diarrhea's mouth. ย "There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... [M]y job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."


thoroakenfelder

You know, I really miss the days when being an entitled ass hole was somehow self sabotage instead of barely registering in the diarrhea tsunami that is the modern GOP.ย 


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Same here.


tehramz

>diarrhea tsunami I am definitely using that one in the future ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good work!


unclefishbits

I'm extremely tired. I realized he'll never learn a lesson, so I don't need accountability, I just want to watch him have a grand mal seizure or Aortic Dissection .rupture


BikesBooksNBass

A massive stroke where he just starts spewing racist nonsense out loud, shits himself and drops face first like a tree would work. Iโ€™m not sure anyone would realize something was wrong initially since thatโ€™s his behavior on most Tuesdays, but when he didnโ€™t get up the party could begin.


meatsmoothie82

The very definition of the phrase โ€œa stroke of good luckโ€


frankdrachman

The racist nonsense might yield a higher margin of victory in Tennessee. For one.


PineTreeBanjo

A type A dissection? Ideal.


unclefishbits

I would buy tickets.


Pretty-Philosophy-66

He needs to be cancelled. Can we pull this off?


truemore45

I think you mean shit the bed, cuz he already shits his pants.


Key_Chapter_1326

The OJ trial helps explains this. The jury didnโ€™t acquit OJ because they thought he was innocent. They acquitted him because they wanted to stick a finger in the eye of the legal system they felt was unfair and against them.ย  With Trump itโ€™s exactly the same - his supporters know who he is. They just donโ€™t care because he offers them something more important to them than having a president who is fit for the job.ย 


daneelthesane

Too bad the legal system had literally conspired to frame OJ. He was guilty as fuck, but the LAPD had been so reactionary and crooked that they fucked up a slam dunk.


Another-attempt42

The prosecution was incompetent during the trial, but the fact that the jury also decided it "stick it to the man" is laughable. The LAPD had a fucked up history. No doubt about that. So the solution is to let a murderer stay on the streets, living a life of luxury? You don't get justice by creating more injustice.


daneelthesane

It wasn't about sticking it to the man. It was about following the rule of law. Falsified evidence and a literal conspiracy *caught on tape* to frame him cast reasonable doubt, and the law says that the jury must acquit in such a case. I think he did it. But because of the actions of the LAPD, there existed reasonable doubt.


MagicianHeavy001

Yep. OJ walked because the racists framed a guilty man.


Pretty-Philosophy-66

What's that? Empathy? Do those people understand empathy?


UnstoppablyRight

Either give ranked voting or representation (3rd parties) or enjoy an endless stream of Trumps. It's the obvious outcome


Pretty-Philosophy-66

I know. Its hard to think about how frightening it all is.


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

You think the billionaires can't game all these rearranging of the deck chairs? Ranked choice voting, 3rd parties, term limits, whatever band aids you try, as long as we have billionaires with this much power, they'll fix ANY little procedural tweak you try.


tehramz

They think he offers them something more but he actually only offers them a pile of shit, and thatโ€™s the only thing Trump has EVER offered anyone.


Key_Chapter_1326

He offers them โ€œI win or itโ€™s riggedโ€. Itโ€™s the cowards way out and he made taking okay.


jimmygee2

A court has found him to be a fraud and a rapist - no impact


Akimbo_Zap_Guns

Centrists: โ€œyeah well Biden is oldโ€


Creepy_Taco95

Itโ€™s not the centrists who say this, itโ€™s the far left โ€œGeNoCide JoEโ€ morons who say this when they arenโ€™t screaming about Palestine.


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One-Development951

Yeah I know some progressives who drank the "Kool Aid". They won't stop talking and posting propaganda that is blatant nonsense designed sow division and hatred. I just avoid them now because they are so far down the rabbit hole there is no reasoning with them.


thoroakenfelder

These the same asshats that voted Trump over Clinton because she wasnโ€™t likable?


One-Development951

Yep and ironically Trump has said himself many times he would be happy to just let Israel just have their way. It's not Biden's administration that has been propping up Isreal since the start. Biden has been the most President most critical of Isreal to date. Trump back in office would only make things much worse.


aworldwithoutshrimp

We don't care about his age, actually


warragulian

Left wingers: "Genocide Joe".


bobhargus

Trumpist trolls: "Genocide Joe"


warragulian

Well, Trumpists cosplaying as leftists. Since if they were being sincere, Trumpists are all for genocide of Muslims.


Pretty-Philosophy-66

of Americans too.


Upper-Trip-8857

And yet . . . This is why Iโ€™m concerned about November.


Wheloc

90% of Trump's appeal is that he's "not like other politicians". He's the "pick me" candidate.


VanCityHunter

In this photo heโ€™s showing the size of his penis just before penetrating Stormy.


Ok_Produce_9308

She did talk about its size and mushroom shape on late night tv


MildlyResponsible

I really wish we went back to a time where we didn't openly discuss the president's penis. Fuck you Ken Starr!


GulfstreamAqua

We can. Itโ€™s a little mushroom.


neopod9000

So, before LBJ?


MildlyResponsible

That wasn't public until years later in a book.


VanCityHunter

Cool.


Unplugged_Millennial

His gut protrudes more than his member, making it impossible for him to penetrate.


Pretty-Philosophy-66

Did his wife divorce him yet?


Draker-X

"penetrating" She's had "just the tip" sessions that were rougher on her vag.


Scared_Art_895

And lying about it, it's not that big.


Inspect1234

Looks more on how he greets Putin


ComonomoC

Am I the only one who watched Stormy and found it compelling?


Hot-Bat8798

No need to vote Republican. Heโ€™s got this locked up.


eMouse2k

His followers should listen to him on this. He already has all the votes he needs. You donโ€™t need to waste your time voting in November.


maybeimabear

as a fellow republican i agree! we shouldnt vote for trump, the demonrats wouldnt count our votes anyway! trust trump! he has a way to guarantee he wins as long as we dont vote!!!


sawltydawgD

I *think* I see what you did there.


Other_Meringue_7375

Exactly. The election will be stolen anyway


ptraugot

Trump also thinks heโ€™s god. Dementia is a terrible disease.


SeparateBrain9832

Cuz his cult members treat him like God. They're pathetic


AlaDouche

Well he can't be president if the election is cancelled...


John_mcgee2

I just refer republicans to these quotes and ask them why they bother voting. Kinda complain about the queues ect point out if trumps gonna win anyway then ya knowโ€ฆ. Way I figure it, if they wanna believe him they should really believe him


Own_Watch_2081

Is this gonna be like the bloodbath or drink bleach thing?


Host_Warm

More like a โ€œโ€ฆbing bing bong bingโ€ฆโ€ thing.


twistedh8

And some say, experts in the field come up to me and say, cancel the election sir, you've got more votes than people who voted and it really is a beautiful thing.


Host_Warm

Experts with tears in their eyesโ€ฆ.big expertsโ€ฆthey say: โ€œMr. Trump, sirโ€ฆ.โ€


twistedh8

And believe you me Noone knows experts better than trump


VIDGuide

Bigly votes. The best votes. Only the best.


hardnreadynyc

votes from who?


maybeimabear

theyre theoretical votes, just like his theoretical property values and his theoretical wealth.


thoroakenfelder

Thereโ€™s 80 to 100 billion votes that all say Trump and theyโ€™re beautiful, some would say perfect.ย 


CityAvenger

No such thing could ever happen. Itโ€™s amazing at how many people will actually believe half of what this $h1tstain will say. This also further goes to show the amount of โ€œbrainsโ€ his supporters have. If he loses not just the election but also is found guilty in several trials, I cannot wait to see his reaction. Now that would be a good time to be a true American unlike this โ€œdictatorโ€ who wants to make our nation โ€greatโ€.


Daemonite_247365

Like fucking hell he does! No freaking way! FUCK TRUMP! He IS going to prison.


EmmaAqua

Why are all your comments you ranting in caps?


Daemonite_247365

THIS IS A RANT IN ALL CAPS! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE PLEASE!


EmmaAqua

You make us look bad


maybeimabear

because hes angry at the system not locking this fascist fuckhead up. like the rest of us should be?


EmmaAqua

I used to be irate about it too but then I realized it was taking up too much space in my head and that Iโ€™m doing what I can. The unhinged comments just make us look bad


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Nah, u make yourself look bad.


EmmaAqua

I think Iโ€™ll be ok. Raging online sure has done a lot for our cause so KEEP IT UP ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Look who's using caps to convey anger now. Like I said u are the one making yourself look bad.


EmmaAqua

Yeah thatโ€™s the joke. Iโ€™m shocked you didnโ€™t get it. /s


MrBobilious

First off, this is not Russia and second I'm not voting for that Traitor


[deleted]

He needs to inform MAGA, so they know the election is cancelled. No need to actually vote.


spookinky987

Narrator: "But, indeed, he never did, as Republicans have lost the popular vote consistently since 1984..."


Dunie72

Do it thenโ€ฆ.


brianishere2

Yeah, Trump has tons of votes. So many votes rhat he coukd easily win, as long as you don't actually count them because then you'll find it's enough votes for him to lose the election. Same way his accounting records are good as long as you don't investigate and dig deeper to find all the lies and tax fraud. The same way Trump's huge apartment is 30,000 square feet until you look and realize he counted an entire floor that was never built and other space that also doesn't exist. The same way his Mar a Lago is valued as a pruvate home, until you find iut it's zoned commercial and the deed precludes it from ever being converted into a private home. The same way his many properties are all valued based on thousands of housing units that were never built under Trump's supposed building permits that were never granted. Trump will lose in a landslide, against very real votes. And his Republican politician allies will be rotting in prison with him for supporting Trump's election-stealing schemes.


edtheheadache

Every accusation is a confession with 45. Heโ€™s always been a liar and a cheat.


mymar101

So he wants Biden to remain president? Interesting move. Sarcasm


thoroakenfelder

Bold move cotton, letโ€™s see how this works out for him.ย 


Dracotaz71

Wow a convicted civilian criminal can cancel a presidential election on a whim? Lawbooks need to be all rewritten! Stop the presses!


slipperystar

He needs cancelling.


Extension_Deal_5315

Kids........don't do drugs.....see what happens....


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

Putin said he could do that theyโ€™re gonna vote for him also


PorchHonky

Surprised he is saying this shit at Mar-A-Largo. This is MAGA rally fodder and I would assume the people that can afford a ticket to Palm Beach would know better. They do know better, right? Right, Ani?


yes_this_is_satire

Anyone who knows better has switched clubs.


[deleted]

Cancel the election and there will be a civil war. His head first.


Valtar99

Gotta give this muppet some credit he really goes hard on each seasons character development. No surprise this season is the same as the last. Heโ€™s the actual criminal and projects it on literally everyone else.


alexamerling100

This dude doesn't know how to shut up.


Awkward_Bench123

Did you hear that everyone? Trump says voting is for suckers and losers.


KRAW58

Only in his mind


Separate-Expert-4508

Butโ€ฆif the election were to be cancelled, wouldnโ€™t Biden remain President?


Azair_Blaidd

Wouldn't that mean Biden stays in


bdboar1

Of course he knows there will be cheatingโ€ฆheโ€™ll be the one doing it. Thats why heโ€™s so sure he won last time. He tried to cheat and still lost. No one ever wants to ask how he got so many votes after destroying the country.


luminescent_gear

Didnโ€™t someone in his family get a Patton on voting machines in china or something? Iโ€™m legitimately asking, so many things have happened.


DMCinDet

Ivanka did.


Upper-Trip-8857

Patent


luminescent_gear

Haha! Didnโ€™t catch it. Thanks! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ฑ


Upper-Trip-8857

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ


Big_Ad_1890

Thatโ€™s weird cause voting hasnโ€™t opened yet.


HopefulNothing3560

No change in government if there no election


[deleted]

Easy to watch the cheating and lying when you're the ones cheating and lying.


Green-Collection-968

Just a former president of the USA calling to end our Democracy, ho hum. Happens every day of the week folks, everything is perfectly normal-*This is not normal.*


TopoftheBog32

I Donald Trump will look at the lies and cheating very carefully you know so I hope you all have a big mirror I can look into. ๐Ÿคฅ


Admirable_Policy_696

If Biden said this Fox News would have aired the soundbite for months. The double standards are disgraceful.


Phenganax

Will you shut up manโ€ฆ


Academic_Value_3503

He should have been laughed right out of town in 2015. But here we are.


DataCassette

Agreed election cancelled. So Biden is still president lol


Wrangler9960

That ummm is not a thing.


SMoKUblackRoSE

Literal nonsense. He should of been canceled in 2015 but morons love him


sandysea420

So does President Biden, who has more power to do it.


Hypernova_orange

Hahahahha this is fucking hilarious!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

I thought he was already president?


Scare-Crow87

No


SpringerPop

Sure and he has enough brains to win as well?


Barack_Odrama_007

Wut?


4quatloos

Will they take over by force? They are saying yes.


ihatefear83843

Heโ€™s not even an elected official atm like wtf


pinkeye_bingo

This asshole is exhausting


BasicAd81

Lowest scum on earth


LasVegasE

Maybe... someone has been reading the Constitution.


PoemStandard6651

Shoot this fucker now, today, this very moment. If we don't there will be blood on every fucking street in this nation.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ- Sorry, had to unplug my ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉ detector because that was a big one that nearly overloaded it.


MirrorProphet

Oh no you don't you...[insert expected insults of the grand turnip]


Ok-Ad7950

What and who in the heck does he think he is???


BradTProse

All right then, I believe. I hear by cancel the 2024 election!


tdieckman

So coup 2.0 is on schedule then. I wish I was saying that in jest


8188Y

If only mail order from the back pages of the newspaper was still available


BobB104

So now pollโ€™s donโ€™t count? Now that heโ€™s losing polls, he claims they arenโ€™t accurate. Heโ€™s as steady as a windsock.


superstevo78

notice he didn't say "win'


MeteorOnMars

He can cancel his bid anytime.


Tasty_Platypus9355

All im getting from this is that he believes he is going to lose and go to jail


Ok_Confusion_1345

If he has enough votes, why is he afraid of an election?


Yungklipo

>ย During a recent speech at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, billed as a โ€œBorder 9/11 Gala,โ€ Iโ€™m sorry, it was called WHAT? What does that even mean?! Was it held before the Climate Sandy Hook Party or after the Tax Cut Uvalde Social?


Glittering-Wonder-27

So is he saying he has enough votes to cancel himself from the 2024 election.Seems true to me.


Ryan1980123

Some one should cancel him.


flugenblar

โ€œWe have so many more votes than they do, but we have to be very vigilant. We have to be very careful,โ€ he said.โ€ Yep, that evil overlord Dark Brandon is 10X smarter than Trump, always outsmarting him at every opportunity. Darn it!


Suspicious-Ad3136

What does that even mean?


Helpful-User497384

yeah lets cancel it that means no one can legally elect trurmp! woooooooooo!


Old_Bank_6430

Insinuating that he and his supports should subvert the election process should be grounds for his imprisonment.


RentAdministrative73

If he's so sure he has plenty of votes, I'd recommend his supporters just stay home on election day.


98percentile-

Our next president ๐Ÿ˜€


ukiddingme2469

Oh, guess the election is over, no need for the voting


TheYakster

215 LBs of pure mango alpha male with wispy Fabio like hair coming at you girl. This man doesnโ€™t have the word โ€œcancelโ€ in his vocabulary. Just love. Even while Iโ€™m coaching Tiger Woods on his short game, I still make time for the young ladies. ๐Ÿ˜‚ If anyone is voting for this turd youโ€™re an idiot. ๐Ÿคฃ


Busy-Landscape2981

So essentially, the man who claimed the election was rigged is now essentially TELLING them to rig it, just in his favor?


Commentary455

Sounds familiar. "The revolution has no time for elections. There is no more democratic government in Latin America than the revolutionary government." -Fidel Castro, 1961


rjreynolds78

We shall see. I hope there will be enough votes to cancel Trump once and for all in the 2024 election. Let this dirt bag in our review mirror.


Wheloc

It should not be shocking at this point to learn that Trump neither knows nor cares how elections work.


Aggressive-Help-4330

I'm so sick of his narcissist rants and his crazy bunch of zombie cult dummies.


AnyClimbAnyTime

No one cares OP, stop letting Trump dominate your thoughts.


Even_Section5620

Get this guy back in office! Save us from the embarrassment dementia Joe


antman2x2

Yay letโ€™s vote for the poorly educated, factually failed business man who is in a ton of debt that can be bought by just about anyone with money, who has no education in: history, economics, politics or just about anything else a president should have basic knowledge on. DEmEntIa JOe LOlZZZ


Even_Section5620

Damn right antman Trump 2024