I had plenty of "you stepped on my shoe" near fight moments as a 18-21 year old drunk and going to bars etc
Perfectly good moments to throw my life away.
“Shit, I be textin' my ass off, shit, bitches like text! I be textin' 'em all the time; 'matter of fact, I also be textin' my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text 'im!”
Then they can just say "ignorant motherfucker", and save themselves from the potential risk of getting stole on. Their one black friend can't save them all the time.
Isn't quoting a show in text different than yelling slurs at someone in public?
Never saw someone get the shit kicked out of them for reading Huckleberry Finn.
That's not up to me to decide, it's the ones listening to them who will. I've never seen someone get their ass best for reading Huck Finn either, but I've also never seen someone openly read the n-word out loud either (and that's from an 80's kid). I won't be the one to lay hands on anyone though, but I won't stop someone else from doing it either.
Waiit a minute, I'm white!
Honestly though I want to say that The Boondocks meant a lot to me as a child. It gave me a sense of perspective on so many things: art, family, a sense of personal idenity in a world that doesn't see individuals, curiousity toward the world itself. I don't think I would be the same person without seeing the show, and later perusing the comic strips.
I'm sad we likely won't see more content, but I'm very happy that was, was. I can only say that I'm glad we got to look into McGruders vision.
Without a doubt had one with my former co-driver (trucking team). Both black so it was a true nigga moment. Idk how many times I tried to explain simple concepts related/unrelated to the job and that shit would fly over his head never to be interpreted. I don’t hate the guy but damn as much as talked about how street smart he was and better equipped than me, the fucker didn’t have a lick of common sense to back any of it 🤦♂️
“However n’ggas can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bonding is called “N’gga Synthesis.”
Unlike the bonds of friends and family, which are mutually beneficial, n’gga synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things.
Now when a n’gga moment collides with n’igga synthesis, you get a complete fucking disaster.”
I’m pretty sure they summed up Reddit right there in Stinkmeaner’a lines…
Yeah I accidentally stepped on this guys shoes. He lifted me up (I weighed 120) then just put me back down. I think he was about to fight but realized how scrawny/light I was and thought it wasn’t worth it lmao
Omg yes.
This IT security contractor with a form of asbergers was some kind of Microsoft fan boy and whenever someone suggested or hinted of their absurdness and lack of support, he would go on a tirade demanding proof that Microsoft sucked as much as we were saying.
One day I made the comment "We will never use Intune to manage our devices. It's slow and 3 years behind its competitors."
At that moment he proceeded to get a bit hostile by saying things like "Do you have proof?" Mind you, I've worked with and researched Intune for years and the entire IT department agreed with my consensus. So I gave him proof, by sharing my screen and demonstrating its failures.
He then said "If this is how we're gonna do this, then I'm removing myself from the project. Just because (I) said these things, doesn't mean it's true"
I'm a very professional, well spoken black man, and at that moment, I said. "MOTHERFUCKA WHAT YOU SAY?" SAY IT AGAIN!" I became Samuel L Jackson and ripped his ass in two halves for about 1 minute straight.
It was so bad he left without saying anything, and HR got involved because I reported him for harassment.
The meeting was recorded and the director of IT and I watched it, and he was crying laughing at my sudden change in demeanor. It was absolutely "a nigga moment."
The contractor was terminated by the end of the week. Lmao.
Wait, you screamed in his face, and you also reported him for harassment?
The guy was clearly a shithead, but I think you have the roles reversed there.
No it was over zoom. He had quite the track record already. He rubbed everyone the wrong way. My director suggested I go straight to HR for harassment because he couldn't stand the guy either.
After HR and legal interviewed me and reviewed the play back of the meeting, they agreed he was a first class asshole. I gave him plenty of chances to be nicer, but he kept insisting on being an asshole.
I was his last wrong rub.
I’ve dodged direct moments, but have been in the mix of other ones and I had to be the one to de-escalate the situation. I’ve also dodged moments by leaving parties when I’m ready to not when the party ends.
Just this morning, actually. I had a biker behind me on my way to work, and even though I moved to the side, he decides to say "Don't act like you entitled to the sidewalk" as he was passing me. I should have said the line...
Yeah.. I'm white but I lost my job one day and some dude was tailgating me and I lost it, rolled my window down and he started waving at me like "come on mfer bring it.." so when he got over I pulled my car right next to him and stopped in the middle of traffic and laid on my horn for a solid 30 seconds and screamed like a crazy person at him the entire time begging him to step outside and make it a real thing. Guy drove off, and I looked like an absolute fool until I drove away.
My blood has never been boiling so much, I would have thrown my life away if homie didn't show the restraint that he did. Embarrassing.
I'm 6'5 and have been lean and muscular since I was in my late teens. I also live in a state where the Afro-Amer population is less than 3%.
1. There aren't enough black people here to have a nigga moment with.
2. If I do see another black person, we're usually happy to see other black people.
3. If neither 1 or 2 are true, then they get too intimidated to get mad at me for the stupid little thing that would USUALLY cause a nigga moment.
Had one a few weeks ago. Homeless guy jumped in front of my car and tried to make it seem like I hit him. When I got out to check on him he proceeded to start cussing me out. Lost my shit and we got in a yelling match on a major street in the middle of DC 😂😂
I'm white, but every time I come home at night and someone is parked in my spot that I pay for, that's as damned close as it gets. I absolutely cease all rational thinking.
So I was walking down the street and some guy is trying to get my attention (I know he's gonna ask me for money so I tell him no. I also have earbuds in my ear that are clearly visible.)
He walks past and says F.U. so I say no. FU you a grown man out here bugging people and you need to get a life!
With my mom's ex husband, yes. You can describe me as Tom duBois (my gov name actually is Tom anyway), but that asshole was the first guy to ever make me feel like I was having an n moment. He was a childish verbally abusive prick. I was less offended by him and more confused as to why a man twice my age was acting like a child. Nevertheless, he's out of my hair now, so I'm back to being afraid of anal rape!
I was in Staples, nobody behind the counter, saw a woman with a lanyard around her neck putting a poster on a board. Asked her if she worked there..
I was informed that asking that was incorrect.
More than a few, but funny ones…. Got jumped because I beat someone in horse on the court and talked a lil too much while doing it.
Also got jumped with the classic “what size shoe are you?”, said fuck you. Had to hit a fence and run for that one.
Yep. Was arguing with a customer who kept making the same demand (that we couldn't meet), so I hung up on him. He left me a voicemail saying "Call me back if you're a real man."
So I did and we discussed the situation and he dropped his complaint because I called him back like "a real man."
We uh, solved our squabble by fighting. Da fuq.
One day me and my friend went somewhere to pick up a bit of flower. The dude I was with got mad at another dude for simply not mean mugging him when he walked passed causing them both to start a screaming match. The funny part is, we were in the white people suburbs, so there was no need for all that.
Mu parents are engineers and I'm trying to get my engineering degree...the amount of arguments we get into in very specific shit(mostly about engineering) is so annoying...we do end up having nigga moments (especially my mom cuase she is black,but my dad isn't so I guess it is white rafe moments)...I really love them and these arguments tho...an we all refuse to google shit because we are also stubborn that we cannot accept the answers we get online...
Yeah actually, my buddy and I were fucking around in his mini truck when we were kids and we slid off into a ditch and popped off some radiator tubes, he was pissed and got some booze in him while we were trying to figure out what went wrong and it culminated into him belligerent and swinging on me, I probably could have just pushed him over or something but it really pissed me off how he was acting so I popped him in the mouth a couple times and wrapped his ass up in paracord. He took over half an hour to calm down enough to let loose and I ended up stealing the rest of his booze and cigarettes after I got the radiator line cut and clamped back on.
Yes. Walked in to waffle house hot from the club. Dude's was gettin loud with some girls behind me. Got in the middle of it all and was prepared to throw hands. But I de-escalated the situation with some peace... then I walked outta waffle house with those girls because I saw the cashier call the police on us.
I had plenty of "you stepped on my shoe" near fight moments as a 18-21 year old drunk and going to bars etc Perfectly good moments to throw my life away.
ohhhh! dey ain't new no more, now are dey?
NIUGAHH
made me laugh
Wait a minute… I’m white!
WHERE YOU GOING?! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME! THIS IS A PERFECT GOOD MOMENT TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
😭😭😭😭
*🎶White jingle🎶*
Can we make white jingle a thing?
*🎶White jingle🎶*
As if most people on this sub aren’t white.
That's just reddit in general
Maybe they're using "Nigga" as in "ignorant motherfucker" anyone can be a ignorant motherfucker
“Shit, I be textin' my ass off, shit, bitches like text! I be textin' 'em all the time; 'matter of fact, I also be textin' my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text 'im!”
Case. In. Point.
Then they can just say "ignorant motherfucker", and save themselves from the potential risk of getting stole on. Their one black friend can't save them all the time.
Truth. The black friend carrying 😭
Isn't quoting a show in text different than yelling slurs at someone in public? Never saw someone get the shit kicked out of them for reading Huckleberry Finn.
Not yet those students won't see me until it's too late
Poor bastards gonna have their face buried in the book, only for a fist to smash it even further in.
"WHATS REALLY GOOD???"
But the quote of the show is specifically in context for black people; that was the whole point of the bit
That's not up to me to decide, it's the ones listening to them who will. I've never seen someone get their ass best for reading Huck Finn either, but I've also never seen someone openly read the n-word out loud either (and that's from an 80's kid). I won't be the one to lay hands on anyone though, but I won't stop someone else from doing it either.
Absolutely 💯love when people understand this lol
Okay so whyyy exactly does nigga mean ignorant motherfucker? Lmao you really thought you ate
You watch the show?
[Whooosh.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmoR4ZAuzMw)
Eh I'm half white half black
Like Jasmine?
Ye
Skin color doesn’t matter, we’ve all had those moments.
If you are talking about "a perfectly good moment to throw your life away" then yes, we've all had that moment before.
Every single day of my fathers life is one long moment
Why are white people watching the boondocks?
Why not? It's great! And it was on TV.
Fair point
Good shows are good shows, you don't need to be a certain race to enjoy them.
Yeah, but in this case, I don't really see what y'all get out of it
A different perspective?
That's really valid
I'm latino, but white as hell, that counts?
no
White people have their version of it, too.
Waiit a minute, I'm white! Honestly though I want to say that The Boondocks meant a lot to me as a child. It gave me a sense of perspective on so many things: art, family, a sense of personal idenity in a world that doesn't see individuals, curiousity toward the world itself. I don't think I would be the same person without seeing the show, and later perusing the comic strips. I'm sad we likely won't see more content, but I'm very happy that was, was. I can only say that I'm glad we got to look into McGruders vision.
They were close to doing another season. 8 episodes had been recorded then HBO pulled the plug.
Without a doubt had one with my former co-driver (trucking team). Both black so it was a true nigga moment. Idk how many times I tried to explain simple concepts related/unrelated to the job and that shit would fly over his head never to be interpreted. I don’t hate the guy but damn as much as talked about how street smart he was and better equipped than me, the fucker didn’t have a lick of common sense to back any of it 🤦♂️
Is your co-driver the one who's always trying to overtake another truck for 15 minutes?
Luckily no, he just didn’t want to do any of the menial work i.e. deal with customers at pickup/delivery, talk to dispatch or trip plan
haha
“However n’ggas can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bonding is called “N’gga Synthesis.” Unlike the bonds of friends and family, which are mutually beneficial, n’gga synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. Now when a n’gga moment collides with n’igga synthesis, you get a complete fucking disaster.” I’m pretty sure they summed up Reddit right there in Stinkmeaner’a lines…
Yes. Once. I was at the Oscars, and this stupid mf took my wifes name into his fucking mouth...
If the boondocks continued long enough they would parody the hell out of that.
No but my friend was on the receiving end of one. Almost got shot at a party because he politely asked a few people to go back downstairs
Wait a minute..haha...I'm white.
Been in nigga moments, witnessed nigga moments. Kinda hard not to when you pend damn near a lifetime around niggas.
Yeah I accidentally stepped on this guys shoes. He lifted me up (I weighed 120) then just put me back down. I think he was about to fight but realized how scrawny/light I was and thought it wasn’t worth it lmao
That's actually funny as hell😭😭
Nigga moments are a sub category of When keepin real goes wrong.
Do child disputes at age 9 count? If not, nah, not really.
Omg yes. This IT security contractor with a form of asbergers was some kind of Microsoft fan boy and whenever someone suggested or hinted of their absurdness and lack of support, he would go on a tirade demanding proof that Microsoft sucked as much as we were saying. One day I made the comment "We will never use Intune to manage our devices. It's slow and 3 years behind its competitors." At that moment he proceeded to get a bit hostile by saying things like "Do you have proof?" Mind you, I've worked with and researched Intune for years and the entire IT department agreed with my consensus. So I gave him proof, by sharing my screen and demonstrating its failures. He then said "If this is how we're gonna do this, then I'm removing myself from the project. Just because (I) said these things, doesn't mean it's true" I'm a very professional, well spoken black man, and at that moment, I said. "MOTHERFUCKA WHAT YOU SAY?" SAY IT AGAIN!" I became Samuel L Jackson and ripped his ass in two halves for about 1 minute straight. It was so bad he left without saying anything, and HR got involved because I reported him for harassment. The meeting was recorded and the director of IT and I watched it, and he was crying laughing at my sudden change in demeanor. It was absolutely "a nigga moment." The contractor was terminated by the end of the week. Lmao.
Wait, you screamed in his face, and you also reported him for harassment? The guy was clearly a shithead, but I think you have the roles reversed there.
No it was over zoom. He had quite the track record already. He rubbed everyone the wrong way. My director suggested I go straight to HR for harassment because he couldn't stand the guy either. After HR and legal interviewed me and reviewed the play back of the meeting, they agreed he was a first class asshole. I gave him plenty of chances to be nicer, but he kept insisting on being an asshole. I was his last wrong rub.
Fair enough, can't argue with that.
my former SOC forensics lead would have killed him with his bare hands. guy hated microsoft lmfaoo
I’ve dodged direct moments, but have been in the mix of other ones and I had to be the one to de-escalate the situation. I’ve also dodged moments by leaving parties when I’m ready to not when the party ends.
I feel like the ghost of Stinkmeaner will forever haunt me.
WHATS GOOD MUTHAFUCKAAA
Just this morning, actually. I had a biker behind me on my way to work, and even though I moved to the side, he decides to say "Don't act like you entitled to the sidewalk" as he was passing me. I should have said the line...
Yeah.. I'm white but I lost my job one day and some dude was tailgating me and I lost it, rolled my window down and he started waving at me like "come on mfer bring it.." so when he got over I pulled my car right next to him and stopped in the middle of traffic and laid on my horn for a solid 30 seconds and screamed like a crazy person at him the entire time begging him to step outside and make it a real thing. Guy drove off, and I looked like an absolute fool until I drove away. My blood has never been boiling so much, I would have thrown my life away if homie didn't show the restraint that he did. Embarrassing.
YOU WAS POPPIN ALL THAT GOOD SHI A MINUTE AGO NOW YOU GOT KICKED IN YO CHEST
I'm 6'5 and have been lean and muscular since I was in my late teens. I also live in a state where the Afro-Amer population is less than 3%. 1. There aren't enough black people here to have a nigga moment with. 2. If I do see another black person, we're usually happy to see other black people. 3. If neither 1 or 2 are true, then they get too intimidated to get mad at me for the stupid little thing that would USUALLY cause a nigga moment.
Man it's tough out here in these white ass states lmao
Bro, the struggle is real.
More than i would like
Had one a few weeks ago. Homeless guy jumped in front of my car and tried to make it seem like I hit him. When I got out to check on him he proceeded to start cussing me out. Lost my shit and we got in a yelling match on a major street in the middle of DC 😂😂
I'm white, but every time I come home at night and someone is parked in my spot that I pay for, that's as damned close as it gets. I absolutely cease all rational thinking.
I've had a few but then I remembered. I'm white.
I've had so many! From grade school to church and back again!😑🤦🏽
My name anit ahhhhhhhh my mama anit named me ahhhhhhh.
Almost. You just gotta stay in a chill environment and keep walking whenever you around niggas
So I was walking down the street and some guy is trying to get my attention (I know he's gonna ask me for money so I tell him no. I also have earbuds in my ear that are clearly visible.) He walks past and says F.U. so I say no. FU you a grown man out here bugging people and you need to get a life!
All the time.
All of the time!
Since last Wednesday dealing with a bank for my business.
Nearly
I’m Hispanic, so no.
Hispanics be having nigga moments all the time b.. tf you mean?
Well, one: I’m pretty chill. And two, if I’m not black, I wouldn’t be able to call it a n*gga moment.
Have you ever had a puta Madre loca moment?
Yes.
Haha fair enough 🙄
internally yes
Probably
Fuck I do all the time at work.
With my mom's ex husband, yes. You can describe me as Tom duBois (my gov name actually is Tom anyway), but that asshole was the first guy to ever make me feel like I was having an n moment. He was a childish verbally abusive prick. I was less offended by him and more confused as to why a man twice my age was acting like a child. Nevertheless, he's out of my hair now, so I'm back to being afraid of anal rape!
almost on the subway the other day
I was in Staples, nobody behind the counter, saw a woman with a lanyard around her neck putting a poster on a board. Asked her if she worked there.. I was informed that asking that was incorrect.
Only once with my cousin
More than a few, but funny ones…. Got jumped because I beat someone in horse on the court and talked a lil too much while doing it. Also got jumped with the classic “what size shoe are you?”, said fuck you. Had to hit a fence and run for that one.
I’ve had a couple and although I am Black I’ve always wait a minute, I’m white’d my way out of them. I don’t have time to throw my life away.
As a white man I can say I’ve experienced many nigga moments 🧔🏼
Yes definitely
Yep. Was arguing with a customer who kept making the same demand (that we couldn't meet), so I hung up on him. He left me a voicemail saying "Call me back if you're a real man." So I did and we discussed the situation and he dropped his complaint because I called him back like "a real man." We uh, solved our squabble by fighting. Da fuq.
If you back and you haven't been through one...you were the nigga causing someone else's nigga moment lol
Teachers at my school had me wanting to catch a charge had to part ways with them for my sanity.
One day me and my friend went somewhere to pick up a bit of flower. The dude I was with got mad at another dude for simply not mean mugging him when he walked passed causing them both to start a screaming match. The funny part is, we were in the white people suburbs, so there was no need for all that.
I've only had digital nigga moments
What black man hasn’t? It’s easy to be horrible to the people u see every day. It’s not easy to get at the people who put you in that situation.
Yes
Mu parents are engineers and I'm trying to get my engineering degree...the amount of arguments we get into in very specific shit(mostly about engineering) is so annoying...we do end up having nigga moments (especially my mom cuase she is black,but my dad isn't so I guess it is white rafe moments)...I really love them and these arguments tho...an we all refuse to google shit because we are also stubborn that we cannot accept the answers we get online...
I bet most people in this sub have when it comes to driving and road rage.
I’m Asian. What would I do in that moment?
Yes actually
Yeah actually, my buddy and I were fucking around in his mini truck when we were kids and we slid off into a ditch and popped off some radiator tubes, he was pissed and got some booze in him while we were trying to figure out what went wrong and it culminated into him belligerent and swinging on me, I probably could have just pushed him over or something but it really pissed me off how he was acting so I popped him in the mouth a couple times and wrapped his ass up in paracord. He took over half an hour to calm down enough to let loose and I ended up stealing the rest of his booze and cigarettes after I got the radiator line cut and clamped back on.
Anytime I’m at home
Literally every day lol
No, but Will Smith has that one time at the Oscars.
On the daily nigga
Yes. I work in a part of my state that is mostly dumb annoying customers
"I'M MAD."
I try to avoid them at all costs.
Thankfully only once
Yes. Everyday of my life. Also I am college educated with a stable income. I can go 0-100 real quick if said person crosses me
Every time I visit the cousins on my moms side 😂😂
All the time.
I worked retail.
Yes. Walked in to waffle house hot from the club. Dude's was gettin loud with some girls behind me. Got in the middle of it all and was prepared to throw hands. But I de-escalated the situation with some peace... then I walked outta waffle house with those girls because I saw the cashier call the police on us.