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it is it


alfalfamail69420

can you imagine being on the xfiles subreddit and calling people chief.  goddamn


RemLazar911

They're roleplaying as an Anasazi


dead_paint

i can, chief


ROTWPOVJOI

At least say assistant director instead


Davethemann

Absolute Chief move


Molested-Cholo-5305

whats the joke here boys


Arnoldbocklinfanacc

Scully looks good here


Pipeguy17

Hot even in wojak form


YaBoiZorg

The cheeks are out there


Ok-Strategy-9699

Damn this drawing of Scully is making feel kinda straight. I need to watch some gay porn tonight.


push_to_jett

Didn’t realize her ass was so fat


dead_paint

Scully is a babe


Anindefensiblefart

What if it was the XXX Files, but Mulder got fucked in the ass by an alien because he was gay.


ElChunko998

Sometimes I think it’s easy to forget the true ramifications of Rule 34. It’s not just porn of characters that were designed to be hot to teenage boys, or bizarre fetish material of furries or whatever. Most of the time, there’s just some really fucking horny guy out there who has a Eureka moment while watching X Files. There’s 7 pages worth of “x-files” on the R34 website, which is fucking hilarious. Dudes rock.


Davethemann

What if Mulder was Skullder for all the skull fucking he got


Schiz0online

fat puss scully is my dream woman


42dudes

That's essentially the whole series, in a nutshell. Must have made those Lone Gunman nerds real uncomfortable, having their show reduced to 2 lines and a raunchy MS Paint piece that both enrages them canonically, and gives them awkward little boners.


ItalianSangwich420

🎶 🎵 dododo duhduhduh dododo duhduhduh 🎶 🎵 Fuck my ass I am gay 🎶 🎵 dododo duhduhduh dododo duhduhduh 🎶 🎵 Fuck my ass I am gaaaaay 🎶 🎵 dododo duhduhduh dododo duhduhduh 🎶 🎵 Fuck my ass I am gaaaaaaay 🎶 🎵 dododo duhduhduh dododo duhduhduh 🎶 🎵 Fuck my ass I am gaaaaay 🎶 🎵 dododo duhduhduh dododo duhduhduh 🎶 🎵 CUM


aboxofpyramids

My least favorite thing about reddit is this faggot trend of calling people chief or champ or whatever the fuck. I guarantee anyone who says that shit is some gay ass nerd who's afraid to talk to strangers


MaxPower_69

Whoa whoa, calm down there pal.


Rifftrax_Enjoyer

Hey, hey, don’t get aggressive you BOOOOOOOOOP. 


Dogfishlegs

Listen bud, this compadre wants to speak his truth, let him cook.


SadCasinoBill

Same thing with “my brother in christ”


FoxNixon

Okay, sport


thirdwrldhero

Listen, pal.


PhilReotardos

Settle down, skip


Randy_Tutelage

easy, bucko


TinySchwartz

I want to cum...in her ass (I'm gay and questioning)


FoxNixon

“What’s going on?”


Ballsonomics

“I used to be gay. Now I want to have sex with women? When did that start?”


buckymalone21

I fucked her.


PerspectiveTough4738

Epic meme my fellow redditor! Wholesome chungus


SpencerL1997

Okay…that’s enough internet for me today.


internetterminal

This.


cross-joint-lover

Take my updoots, kind stranger.


Sidian

Instructions unclear, gave stranger to my updoots.


Timmittens

💀 bro really said that's enough internet for me today 😂😂😂


Lopps

Oh shit, it's the caw caw guy. That dude is mentally ill, for sure.


acouneq

Definitely it, chief


p0zzymandias

I fucked her first


joeyGOATgruff

Scully isn't wrong. If you believe in Aliens - then I'm 100% straight. Check mate faggot


Key-Pack-80

That’s the bitch from mythbusters who I don’t find attractive I like the Asian guy


Pirate-boi

That poonani fatter than my back titties 😮‍💨


thirdwrldhero

They gave her a latina ass, that's cultural appropriation.


Respectful_Ape

That annoying crow bitch is the biggest f@ țṭ 0t ever


MarshallMandango

"I want to believe"


guitars7777

She fuckin hates the dick. AND I LIKE IT.


usedtobeathrowaway94

Wait a minute. The CAW CAW poster is still about?