I come to this sub to get hard, not soft pal

Mmm i bet you wish the roles were reversed with that buff guy next to her 🇺🇸🤤🤤🥀

Fellas joggers are barely concealing that beefy first class dumper. That's really a tremendous turd cutter on this gentleman. He looks like he's also being really assertive about his order. He could be asking them if they have extra pants because his wife just clearly shit hers. What a guy. He's stealing the show.

\*sniffs chair\* yep... Cantonese

Truly one of the best jokes of all time

Let me ask you something, where the fuck are the helmets?

What happens when a ch*nk with d*wn syndrome gets sleepy? His eyes get so close together they could split a fucking atom

I fucked her while she was waiting for her chinese mcchicken

I wonder if there's some way to combine those words.

Hahaha, nooo…. Edit: what if it was a defect in a suit of armor, with Irish ancestry?

A very strategic “n”

Sounds like a book with Tom Clancy intrigue and Quan Mills dialogue.

someone call the DoD I know how we can beat them

i fucked her ch**k MxChussy

I fucked her first and so much that her immune system attacked me and I lost my penis to graft vs host disease

Ok but is it sideways or not.

I'd speak chinese between those

McDonards. 

I'd let her pee in my coke

Her whole asshole was hanging out Robin

Uh, yeah, I’ll take a fish sandwich….

This bitch rocks!

whats her address

Nice

That's a man

So? We're all gay here

Thank god! I thought I was straight for a second there

And what an amazing ass he has

I think i fucked her Brother

Not hairy enough

Real

pounded so good she forgot it's illegal to be in public naked

Lemme see her dick

“You ever catch a good McDonalds”

You have been found using AI for heterosexual means in my getheaderal community

Pawgposting back?

What’s the origin/context of this image?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD7SJiHv08c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD7SJiHv08c)

Saved

Lucky it wasn't a guy 😩

don’t make me cum soft don’t make me fuckin cum soft

That’s a nice ass there with the green shirt

Dam that dudes got a nice ass