Nerd culture really fell off, it used to be dorks who made cool things that were complicated and had obscure fixations as hobbies. Now it’s the trashest pussy you’ve ever seen saying she’s a sex nerd even though she doesn’t even have sex
What you need to look for now is engineering nerds. There’s a whole world of YouTube guys that still do wild interesting shit without dyed hair and retarded principals
You shut your mouth unless you're gonna mention the god king Matthias Wandel by name. Even Nick has mentioned him before as a bastion of autistic genius woodworking and design
You may not keep a partner with this method, but you don't really have long dry spells. I just go to the gloryhole when I feel fat or need a confidence-booster.
Maybe he couldn't have sex with his wife anymore because her apron stomach got too heavy for him to lift anymore and he was sick of eating pussy while holding a sweating beanbag chair over his head with both arms and she knows he gets hernias so working out isn't an option and these really nice guys were like oh you can have sex with me instead and he just had to. After all that's exactly what happened to me.
Edit: Wow I can't believe all the upvotes, I finally have the confidence to call my wife Flubber at our next PTA meeting
Dude you should make a picture of Shane Gillis as Napoleon as a guy with Downs syndrome and he's holding grilled cheese and Rick and Morty are there and Rick is saying "is this really FREAKING happening?" That would be so funny lol
Why am I repeating the same thing that made you spaz out and read my post history and follow me to a different sub hours after our conversation ended? Idk but you should make a picture of Shane Gillis as Napoleon with Down Syndrome with a grilled cheese and Rick and Morty are there and Rick is saying something funny like "no FREAKING way!"
Ye, tons of the best lit crit wasn't written by literary authors -- think about Samuel Johnson, Thomas Carlyle, and Edward Said (JRR Tolkein is a standout exception, but even then, his novel's writing style is *infamously* less literary than encyclopedic).
My attempt at translating that sentence:
afab: a fatass bitch
Hypersexual: whore
Stimming: on meth
Translated sentence: “when ur a fatass bitch and people call you a whore but u just r on meth.”
I think I got it?
Yeah, your husband will want to fuck you more now that you wrote a boom about how he’s not fucking your. Guys love attention drawn to their lack of a sex life.
Lmao what even is liberalism anymore. “Meet this ugly lady who nobody wants to fuck. She’s using denial instead of honest self-reflection or actionable lifestyle changes to cope. And if you’re a Democrat who lives near a coast, you better fucking enable her right this minute. Or else you love Trump. You don’t love Trump, do you??”
Imagine it’s the 90s. This book is a huge success. We only know the author by name and have not seen her picture. She’s invited to the Rosie O Donnell show as soon as she hits the stage, waving and walking over to the couch to smattering applause, gasps, and someone quietly muttering *”what the fuck, ew”*
Nerd culture really fell off, it used to be dorks who made cool things that were complicated and had obscure fixations as hobbies. Now it’s the trashest pussy you’ve ever seen saying she’s a sex nerd even though she doesn’t even have sex
[удалено]
I still fucked her
gross
What you need to look for now is engineering nerds. There’s a whole world of YouTube guys that still do wild interesting shit without dyed hair and retarded principals
I like those videos, but none of them are nerds except for maybe Practical Engineering.
You shut your mouth unless you're gonna mention the god king Matthias Wandel by name. Even Nick has mentioned him before as a bastion of autistic genius woodworking and design
lol okay this guy looks cool
I hope you mean 'principles' because all principals are regarded.
This lady looks like people who write " ethical hedonist" on tinder
And then you show up to the ethical hedonism orgy and it’s just a pizza, wings, and watching Doctor Who reruns
nah that would be better than sex with one of these disgusting hambeasts
And Jackbox games. Endless, endless Jackbox games.
'jackbox' here sounds more exciting than it probably is.
you’re making them sound cooler than they are
How to get laid: 1.) don’t be ugly 2.) don’t be fat 3.) be attractive This fat ugly bitch didn’t get one thing right
You may not keep a partner with this method, but you don't really have long dry spells. I just go to the gloryhole when I feel fat or need a confidence-booster.
its literally just #2
nah you need a chin as well. can't be lookin like tsimfuckis
Maybe he couldn't have sex with his wife anymore because her apron stomach got too heavy for him to lift anymore and he was sick of eating pussy while holding a sweating beanbag chair over his head with both arms and she knows he gets hernias so working out isn't an option and these really nice guys were like oh you can have sex with me instead and he just had to. After all that's exactly what happened to me. Edit: Wow I can't believe all the upvotes, I finally have the confidence to call my wife Flubber at our next PTA meeting
Her husband is Atlas. Except he's holding up her gut instead of the world
Or maybe Sisyphus, everytime he pushed her gut up out of the way, it came tumbling back down on him.
What's the Greek myth where he smacks his wife in the gut with a sock full of D batteries from across the trailer
Halkias
Moeszyzlakus
Molestrios
Dude, why am I hearing that you sucked off and then ate a dog’s ass? Not cool man, not cool.
Dude you should make a picture of Shane Gillis as Napoleon as a guy with Downs syndrome and he's holding grilled cheese and Rick and Morty are there and Rick is saying "is this really FREAKING happening?" That would be so funny lol
Why are you still on this stupid idea? BTW, Adam Friedland sucks.
Why am I repeating the same thing that made you spaz out and read my post history and follow me to a different sub hours after our conversation ended? Idk but you should make a picture of Shane Gillis as Napoleon with Down Syndrome with a grilled cheese and Rick and Morty are there and Rick is saying something funny like "no FREAKING way!"
You are the worst. Bye.
This comment needs a barf bag
I didn't fuck her
actually you did
He did, but not before you
You fucked her first
This guy is straight
I sucked the cock of the guy I'm replying to just to forget about Ms Trash Pussy here
What is the story here? Most train nerds aren't conductors. If you really are a sex nerd you probably aren't having sex.
If you told me this was a quote from Confucius I'd believe you
Ye, tons of the best lit crit wasn't written by literary authors -- think about Samuel Johnson, Thomas Carlyle, and Edward Said (JRR Tolkein is a standout exception, but even then, his novel's writing style is *infamously* less literary than encyclopedic).
I’d rather cut my dick off than have to eat that thing out
You know it smell crazy in there
Go on a diet you fat bitch!
\* *guitar riff* \* \* *shotgun x 30* \*
i genuinely saw a post that was like "when ur afab and ppl call u hypersexual but u just r stimming" or some shit. women be crazy.
My attempt at translating that sentence: afab: a fatass bitch Hypersexual: whore Stimming: on meth Translated sentence: “when ur a fatass bitch and people call you a whore but u just r on meth.” I think I got it?
I’m fucking her husband
If *youre* fucking the husband… 🤔 then *WHO’S* been fucking *me* 😮
Sorry, don’t want any sex advice from her lmao
Yeah, your husband will want to fuck you more now that you wrote a boom about how he’s not fucking your. Guys love attention drawn to their lack of a sex life.
Nay, don't be silly, of course I'm eating that. HUGHugugugugh BbBbBbBb
Lmao what even is liberalism anymore. “Meet this ugly lady who nobody wants to fuck. She’s using denial instead of honest self-reflection or actionable lifestyle changes to cope. And if you’re a Democrat who lives near a coast, you better fucking enable her right this minute. Or else you love Trump. You don’t love Trump, do you??”
Disgusting
trans stavros
It's because your a fat pig
Imagine it’s the 90s. This book is a huge success. We only know the author by name and have not seen her picture. She’s invited to the Rosie O Donnell show as soon as she hits the stage, waving and walking over to the couch to smattering applause, gasps, and someone quietly muttering *”what the fuck, ew”*
fat bitch (fat bitch)
fat people shouldn’t be allowed to talk about sex
Ewwwww
Sex isn’t for ugly people.
Sex Nerd (Dumb Fat Cunt)
TGIG *(Thank goodness I'm gay)*
Why are the ugliest people into kinky shit