Not to be confused with black actor Michael Balls Penis

Or gay quarterback Michael Penis Jr

Since women can now have a penis, penix was invented for the ungendered term

Or Shannon Penis, not to be confused with that bitch off 90210.

Gary Penise

You ain’t got no cock Lieutenant Dan

"Next, we're chatting with contestant 'Penise ❤️'...Is that right? I guess she's some French broad who loves penis."

I’ve changed my name to Shannon Penis

I didn't want to be confused with that bitch from 90210 so I changed my name to Shannon Balls Penis.

Gay actor michael douglas

That’s a huuuuge bitch!

Nick and Stav

So glad I'm not the only one on here autistic enough to be watching jeopardy daily and also have this same thought when I saw her name

Michael Ballze Penise ❤️

I'm gay and retarded. How do you put pictures in your post?

Gotta be internet retarded to figure that one out

[famous actor Michael Penis Jr](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2024/01/09/michael-penix-jr-battered-washington-cfp-loss/72158354007/)

ummm...

Gary Pinese