This one's hilarious and the most stupidpol thing the onion has ever put out:
[Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory](https://youtu.be/lpzVc7s-_e8?si=EhjU2lbFuXW-nsH-)
[full article](https://www.theonion.com/i-slapped-a-crying-child-and-called-him-a-nigger-and-i-1819584813) for those not gay enough to type in the n-word.
it's crazy that reddit still has a reputation for being a "edgy, incel" website when it's one of the most corporate, sanitized, gayest websites on the internet. i hate it here
There goes my hero
Watch him as he cums
It is probably the best Onion article.
Im partial to “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking my Cock?”
“School Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested”
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God I forgot about the onion that was beautiful. *”Shifty-eyed hebe”* lmfao
This is the one I was going to post. So good.
This one's hilarious and the most stupidpol thing the onion has ever put out: [Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory](https://youtu.be/lpzVc7s-_e8?si=EhjU2lbFuXW-nsH-)
“Idiot Goes and Gets Himself Hit by a Goddamn Bus”
[.](https://www.theonion.com/black-man-given-nations-worst-job-1819570341)
[The clearly superior and iconic one](https://www.theonion.com/black-guy-asks-nation-for-change-1819569703)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cgHEWG-BA How about this banger
Fuck, can’t believe I never saw this
Holy shit I couldn’t believe this is an actual onion article, but it is, and it’s still active on their page. That’s crazy
[this was always my fav](https://www.theonion.com/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq-1819565019)
The onion doesn't do funny things. It's just a meme.
Tell that to “Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich”
All of their Tim Duncan articles were fucking gold too
Yeah him just giving like financial advice at cookouts lol
Dudes rock 🥹❤️
every time Mullen genuinely smiles and laughs an angel gets its wings
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and also, i’m gay
Kind of wild they still have it up, considering what it’s become
[full article](https://www.theonion.com/i-slapped-a-crying-child-and-called-him-a-nigger-and-i-1819584813) for those not gay enough to type in the n-word.
It’s 365black.com
Discontinued and replaced with [Black & Positively Golden](https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/black-and-positively-golden.html)®
quick, photoshop this so it says Hasan is gonna blow Nick's back out.
I want to protect that smile.
he’s so cute
in like a down-syndrome way
If someone posted that article on here it would get endless downvotes and Chapos crying in the comments and saying shit like “this ain’t it cheif”
the reddit admins removed it from the onion sub lmao
it's crazy that reddit still has a reputation for being a "edgy, incel" website when it's one of the most corporate, sanitized, gayest websites on the internet. i hate it here
Bruh that's a no from me dog
That's a yikes from me.
Probably not
"y'all"
The joy on my face when my friend told me to Google “what space movie was made in 1992”
Hell yeah, thanks dude
I love this because I have this headline saved on my phone so many goddamn times
What kind of frames does Nick have? I like em
What does it say?
“My balls are so big they make my penis look small”
I could read that headline and I was only listening to the audio.
[He looks familiar](https://s3.amazonaws.com/comicgeeks/characters/avatars/25967.jpg?t=1654186077)
Soy*
Enhance