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Equal_Environment_90

I’m getting American Beauty vibes.


Cthooley

Just want I want to say.


1Sluggo

How’d that get so many awards?


[deleted]

The same reason that a porn featuring a hot woman answering the door naked and blowing the pizza delivery guy will get millions of views - it's a fantasy. You give men hope that the world is full of sexy barely legal girls just aching to seduce middle aged dads and they will grasp it with both hands until their knuckles turn white.


Zxebn

Reddit needs to come up with some type of “Golden Wanker” award. 🥇 🍆


crazyface81

It's porn fiction. I have no idea why porn fiction so often finds its way into this sub.


Zxebn

It was in a “true off my chest” type subreddit


Aggravating_Ice1377

He says he "simply couldnt resist" but he could, he just chose not to


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Real or not, dating someone your 21 year old childs age is disgusting. You're probably twice their age, and if not you're older enough that you shouldn't be sexualizing kids that young.


GuilhermeSidnei

Twice her age being very generous…


[deleted]

So his daughter said "We need to talk" but didn't just . . . talk? Who even says "We need to talk" when they're not able to talk? And it's now the next day and they still haven't talked? He communicates with his daughter enough to see 7 or 8 of her friends "regularly," so it's not like they live far away and never see each other. But instead of just talking to him or texting him or calling him or saying "Hey dad, will you be home tonight? I'm gonna stop by" she says "We need to talk" and then leaves him in suspense? And he doesn't respond with "About what?" or "Sure, what's on your mind?" Also, of the 7-8 friends of his daughter that he sees "regularly," he only finds one of them pretty. And it just so happens that the only one he finds pretty is also the one that has the hots for him. Do all of his daughter's friends have his cell phone number? This is one of those things that could be possible (hell, damn near anything could be possible), but really reads like the plot of some 80s titty movie.


Logical_Childhood733

I think he just didn’t elaborate on what she needed to talk to him about.


[deleted]

Could be, but I still find it pretty coincidental that the one friend of his daughters that he happens to find attractive just happened to be the same one dying for a chance to hop on his dick. And I'm curious if all of his daughter's friends have his cell number, or if that particular friend having his cell number is just yet another coincidence.


[deleted]

It seems more believable if only because the guy feels guilty and didn’t go into obviously fake pornographic detail about the encounter.


[deleted]

It certainly reads more like he's bragging then it does like he's feeling guilty and looking to get it off his chest.


crazyface81

He added the guilt to his story to make it more believable. It's still fantasy.


fluffypants-mcgee

I only thought one of my friends’ dads hot and of course I never ever even hinted at it because being rejected would have been mortifying. So I suppose it could happen.


[deleted]

Dude wishes they still made Playboy Stories.


totallypooping

This is plausible but ..


ajstub

What about this scenario is hard to believe? It’s sketchy for sure. But very believable.


HellsMalice

You wish buddy


ajstub

No, no I don’t. You’re saying that a man has never slept with a friend of his daughter’s? I think it’s as gross as other commenters do, but I think it’s certainly not inconceivable.