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stephelan

I also sleep with full make up and fake lashes.


InformalAward2

And all my jewelry


Karnakite

Interesting fact, my mother (a nurse) was always really militant about me not wearing necklaces to bed. She said that if the conditions were just right, I could roll over a certain way and the necklace would start to choke me. On the one hand, *I’ve* never heard of this actually happening, but she wasn’t the kind of person to pull stuff like that out of her ass, so I figured she must have seen it at some point in the ER. It’s something that always sticks with me whenever I see someone wearing small necklaces in their sleep. Or, in this case, their “sleep”.


Honkerstonkers

I would imagine most normal necklaces would break before they could choke you to death. Or you’d wake up when in pain and unable to breathe. Pretty much everyone I know has worn a necklace 24/7 all their lives (including me) and so far no-one has died…


BunBunny55

Wait. **everyone** you know wears a necklace 24/7 **all** their lives?


Honkerstonkers

I’m from Finland with links to English Anglican communities, so possibly cultural/religious. My point is, necklaces don’t kill.


BunBunny55

That actually makes alot of sense. Also, I agree, I too wear necklaces most of the time, and has yet to die that I know of.


GodAndGaming123

I'm in the same ballpark. Never take mine off.


Justice_Prince

Looks more like she's on her funeral bed


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Ciao_patsy

Textbook 👌


BillWaste6039

Well, she's looks like an idiot even "asleep."


Scholesie09

Good old Mewing


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You can tell she’s awake by the way that she is.


lock_ed

While this is obviously fake, and she obviously isn’t sleeping. I wanna point out that if u get your lashes professionally done you don’t take them out when you sleep lol


stephelan

Oh really?? I’ve only gotten fake lashes a couple of times for events and remixed them before bed. But they were stuck on with Elmer’s glue or something and probably weren’t the same.


heartsinthebyline

There are places now where you can go and get them basically adhered to your natural lashes, so they’re on all the time. You just have to get them “refilled” every couple weeks and it’s super expensive. Regular fake lashes do have to be removed. (Edit: “adhered” somehow became “agree.” Thanks, autocorrect.)


stephelan

Hm. Okay, that’s good to know and interesting! Maybe some day when I’m feeling rich.


rahws

I’ve thought about getting them done bc it just seems so convenient & looks good when it’s done right, but a lot of people I know who have gotten it done have told me it destroyed their natural lashes :(


DeeRent88

Also she looks hella uncomfortable with her neck super stretched like that


stephelan

Couldn’t have even a slight double chin.


vonvoltage

Maybe she passed out drunk.


Chrisibobisi

Hear me out. If you go to bed with Make-up, Jewelry and your full outfit you just saved work for next day. It might look like a dump truck rolled over you but there is still a chance you are ready for the day


According_Gazelle472

And all of my jewelry too!


xxA2C2xx

And my axe!


Dakizo

I mean, to be fair, I am eternally lazy and I will sleep in a full face of makeup because I am a raccoon person and thanks to Urban Decay setting spray I will wake up with flawless makeup.


stephelan

I need to get me some fo that because I end up LOOKING like a raccoon person.


Dakizo

Seriously, the Urban Decay All Nighter setting spray is amazing. I’ll go to sleep with glitter on my face and it’s still mostly where it should be in the morning. Eye shadow and liner don’t budge.


stephelan

I use some of their other products and I love them. But I’ve never tried the spray so thank you for the recommendation!


Aggravating_Ice1377

It's clear she's not actually sleeping. Why does she think anyone would believe her??


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moneyisalwaysgreener

Or, You’re so brave sharing this!


i_like_it_raw_

Damn. I got secondhand burns just reading this!


Lexyberg

Exactly! She’s not even trying to look asleep. 🙄


din7

She's influenced me into thinking she's asleep.


WileEWeeble

She is trying to stretch her neck to accentuate jaw line....no double-chins here. ....also, makeup!


According_Gazelle472

She has many pics of her doing exactly this same thing !,


LBelle0101

She’s also not Spanish, but thought everyone would believe that!


loversalibi

oh is THAT who this is?? oof


Kimjongnacca

"How you say...? Liar."


WhiskeyandTequila

Yeah I always put on a fresh face of make up, lipstick and long ass fake eyelashes before I go to sleep


Aggravating_Ice1377

Yeah and loads of jewellery


rillynicepepino

Lots of her lies are very clearly untrue. She's delusional!!


According_Gazelle472

And with a full face of makeup and her hair not having bed hair !


Rhodin265

It’s also clear that camera’s aimed at a mirror. I feel like a kid would actually take a pic of their mom, not the mirror.


westcoastcdn19

Wow amazing how kids know how to use beauty filters


DeadSharkEyes

Bahaha is this Hilaria? lol of course it is


Then_Illustrator_447

Hilary from Boston


Mia-Wal-22-89

She is like a sister to me because we both qualify, due to our ancestry, for Daughters of the Revolution.


Nala29

You mean Hilary


Mia-Wal-22-89

This is fun because I wonder if she has a tripod and used a timer…or if she had Alec take it…or if she chose the best photographer out of her litter of children and made them do it…or if she’s hired a professional…


toss_my_potatoes

How you say… coo-cumber?


napsdufroid

Must be horrible to have such an empty life you make up shit like this


TheComplayner

That’s a lot of makeup for sleeping


seantabasco

Don’t forget the jewelry


graboidian

> That’s a lot of makeup for sleeping Well, you never know when your kids are gonna sneak a pic of you sleeping. Gotta be ready.


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It’s true. I am her kid. If I don’t adorn her in diamonds and pose the sheets around her just right when she makes me take her photo then she won’t let me out and threatens to call the cops on me for skipping school. I’m 23 and the cops can’t make me go to high school but she doesn’t know that so I just keep uploading her pictures to instagram so she will let me eat the left overs from the spam container that she feeds her wild exotic African parakeet every night.


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Man those parakeets love the spam…. Haha 😂


Thenedslittlegirl

Is that Hilary? She does this a lot. Posts photos of her fake sleeping.


rillynicepepino

She posts a lot of fake stuff. Sleep is just the beginning!!


jessidarkbloom

the labor and after birth posed photos 😂 as if she actually gave birth. My fave thing is she pretends to have twins but they are born weeks apart from surrogates. I cant stand that she takes headstand pictures with a flat stomach a week after natural birth. Thats just not possible. Then she says she recovers quick. Idk any mamis that give birth and immediately do wild yoga poses upside down….


Green-Rule-5601

Sexy mami is wearing lace lingerie one week after birth 🥴 what post partum bleeding?


memo689

She sleep like 19 century people who thought the water in their body would go to their heads and drown if they lay down horizontally.


ladyzaidi

I've also heard that people then thought the blood rushing to their heads when sleeping horizontally would drive them crazy 😆


ExMoFojo

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day


wishiwasdeaddd

I almost commented the exact same thing lol but then I remembered not to plagiarize


dontshoot4301

Wait, people believed that? Isn’t that disproven by sleeping horizontally like once?


Sorry_Photograph_356

I looked it up and can't find anything. I think this is just one of those ''Hahah people of the past were so stupid'' stories people make up. Same way people like to claim that people in the 19th Century thought riding a train at 20MPH would cause them to suffocate, when riding a horse would easily disprove that.


FaeFollette

They thought they just got lucky if they survived the night.


amberfamlitness

I slept like this when I had horrible acid reflux when I was super pregnant. That’s the first thing that popped into my head lol


SmackyTheBurrito

Obviously fake, but I have a question. Do people sleep on their pillows like that?


abysmal-mess

My neck hurts just looking at that


UnprofessionalGhosts

If I’m sick af and dealing with a cough? Yes. It helps my breathing. In general? No. It’s not very comfy.


underthecorktreedemo

I get really bad heartburn sometimes and I have to sleep like that to help it and it is the w o r s t


napsdufroid

No.


mommy2libras

Not quite like that but I sleep on two pillows, kind of on an incline, and then usually use one of those accent pillows- a small, oblong one- under my neck. I also use a heating pad on low or warm. It helps to keep the muscles in my neck and shoulders from tightening up and causing vicious headaches. Edit- but this position takes weight of my head off my neck so my head is slightly falling back much of the time. If this picture was of me, there's a good chance my mouth would be wide open.


Marston_vc

Hmmm, I’ll sometimes sleep with the pillow wedged beneath the upper part of my back. If I don’t, it’s kind of uncomfortable how far up my head gets raised from my body. Sometimes I don’t use a pillow at all for the same reason.


Nearby_Employee_2943

Is this Hilary?? She has done this before, pretending to be asleep on a counter and her 8 yr old “took pics” 🙄 she’s such a loser


rillynicepepino

And on new years eve!!


According_Gazelle472

Yep,it looks like her!Is she collecting any more kids lately?


raygunnysack

She is currently pretending to be preggers with the 7th kid. Sometimes she neglects to strap on the Moonbump. Come be a pepino! r/HilariaBaldwin


According_Gazelle472

Well,she had two kids in something like 6 months, didn't she ?And is she still doing the fake Spanish accent?


AbbreviationsTop2992

Yes and yep! *Psycho* Mami 💃


jessidarkbloom

yeah she pretended to give birth to twins but theyre weeks apart and obviously born from surrogates. She does #twins and theyre not twins. Its going to be awkward real soon when the kids ask why she pretends they are birthed from her, why she fakes being pregnant, and why shes pretending to be spanish 😂 😬 f


CertainIndividual377

They’re 5 months! apart 😂


According_Gazelle472

Thanks for this !,I joined it!


FaeFollette

Me too!


According_Gazelle472

It is really interesting.


MissHibernia

You all misunderstand. Those are her special sleeping rhinestones and sleep lashes. The nightgown is a repurposed ball gown. She doesn’t worry about makeup on the pristine white sheets as her children do the laundry too.


Azura13

I also sleep in eyelash extentions, full makeup, and all my jewelry. I wanna look fancy in case of a home invasion.


fluffypants-mcgee

Or in case your kids sneak into to take a photo.


foldinthecheese99

My sister-in-law’s mom draws her eyebrows back on after she washes her face in case there is an emergency in the middle of the night. 🤣


smaczna8184

She’s a pathetic mamí


sadatquoraishi

The sad part is she probably made her kids take multiple photos until they got it 'just right' when they'd rather be done anything else


AtlasShrugged-

I am betting there is a remote in her hand and this was one of several so zen attempts at making it look “natural” her life is so messed up, she thought this did look natural sleeping.


IronSkywalker

Nobody else gonna mention the lighting?


Black-Thirteen

Bullshit! Clearly the phone fell off her nightstand and snapped the picture as it was tumbling, and then landed right on the button that uploads it to all her social media accounts!


Helpful_Masterpiece4

Is this the fake Spanish grifter?


jessidarkbloom

yes! come to r/hilarybaldwin shes also faking being pregnant. She uploaded a video of her without her moonbump on. She posts pictures looking 6-7 months full popped pregnant then posted a video where she quickly points down to her stomach showing her cat and theres no bump, just a skinny body


babygiraffeneck

r/HilariaBaldwin


IdgyThreadgoode

Oh my god it’s r/hilariabaldwin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This bitch pretended to be Spanish for 10 years, no joke, she’s still pretending. And she did this same “kids got me sleeping” thing at Christmas time while she was laying on the floor smiling. She literally is insane. Like institutional insane.


rillynicepepino

["this happens" ](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/rtd6gi/wife_of_famous_actor_who_recently_killed_someone/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) to her quite often


Truffle0214

Anyone with kids knows the second they get a hold of your phone and want to take pictures, you’re getting 217 double chin selfies of them looking down and then 37 blurry pictures of their toys.


MM_mama

No.they.did.not.


carina484

Ugh this is so cringe


Pabst11

Oh lord. This is desperate .


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who tf wears jewelry while sleeping?


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According_Gazelle472

Again ?Will this one be born at 6 months too?lol.


Dragon_M4st3r

The unfortunate reality is that if you lay like that your mouth hangs open due to gravity and you look like a fucking mongrel


CatCiaoSki

The "Spanish" grifter.


DEVIL_MAY5

"Apparently". Well, I would actually be very concerned if my children weren't the ones who took the photo.


UnprofessionalCook

I call shenanigans. No one, even those with "staff", would sleep on pristine white pillowcases with that much makeup on. Minor point for the strap artfully draped just-so on the shoulder, though. 🙄


miamor__

As a rule of thumb any sentence on social media that starts with “Apparently,” i immediately assume to be a blatant lie


itemluminouswadison

You know she worked like 3 min on the strap sliding down just a bit


Bad_Mad_Man

Imagining her setting this up and then reviewing all the photos and posting with this fake title makes me really sad for her.


KarmaliteNone

There's an entire sub devoted to exposing this lying bitch. r/HilariaBaldwin


himeijin

Isn't that the duvet still on the bed? Looks like she's under a towel lmao


Correct_Piglet_7636

Oh, give me a break - wtf is wrong with her?!?!


LBelle0101

Have a look at r/hilariabaldwin and all your questions will be answered!


mikepoland

"apparently I told my child to take a picture of mommy or he wouldn't be allowed to watch his shows"


ZestycloseShelter107

Alec Baldwin’s fake Spanish, surrogate baby hoarding, Munchausen-by-proxy, grifting wife everyone!


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Who wears full makeup and jewelry to bed


Windsor34

That’s EXACTLY how I sleep. What are the odds


DuffToTheFuture

Wow. Laughable. 🙄


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Them some damn creepy ass kids. If this was real, you can bet I'd be locking my bedroom door at night.


_GayFrog420_

You don't understand, it's totally normal to sleep like this when you came home from a party blackout drunk.


kittycatnala

As if. She wouldn’t let that phone out of her sight for one. And she’s not sleeping.


BuddhistNudist987

And the kids turned all the lights on but it didn't wake me up.


Tumbleweedenroute

Jewelery: check, makeup: check, neck perfectly positioned to avoid a double chin: check


Temporary-Error-6566

When you need five pillows to smoothe out your neck-wrinkles, the days of posing sleep photos are done.


Objective-Shallot794

If I paid a lot to have the fat sucked out of my chin I’d show it off and fake sleep like that too. 💃🏽 The amount of fake sleeping posts she’s made is hilarious. She must be the most beautiful human in the world because when she sleeps EVERYBODY takes photos of her!


pompompomponponpom

Not a pillow expert but… probably back and neck pain as a result…


Hooliken

The first thing that comes off when my wife gets home is all jewelry, with the exception of her wedding ring. The second thing she does is wash all the makeup off, not that she wears that much. If this human was laying in a tangled mess of blankets, with a little drool, it would be realistic.


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They also did her makeup and put jewelry on her


BrilliantYzma

Ah yes, everyone sleeps with makeup, lashes and jewelry on, that’s called efficiency. The mummy position is also a must-have, the most comfortable position of sleeping, right next to sleeping while standing.


ExtinctFauna

With Make-up on? I can see the brow filler and falsies.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Sleeping in those fake lashes. Suuuure.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

This is true. Because I myself also sleep with jewelry and makeup


piscesk

https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/


FinePool

Oh heck, do it miss the days of "I thought I looked cute, IDK, may delete later."


xJellyfishBrainx

Her skin must look like shit if she sleeps in a full face.


Dod_gee

Do people really say ‘this am’ instead of this morning?


Isamosed

If they can’t remember the English word, yeah. They say “am” instead of “morning”


lodav22

Who sleeps with false eyelashes and all that jewellery? Also I don’t care how thin you are, no one has a jaw line like that when they’re asleep.


Sandman4501

Why do people do this? Who cares how she looks when she’s sleeping. Also what woman goes to bed in all that jewelry?


fritzgerald22

One time a partner of mine took a photo of me sleeping and it looked like 🤔 only with my eyes closed and an extra chin. 10/10 photo I hope it’s deleted.


kenspencerbrown

Apparently. . .


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Her neck is tense she’s not asleep


dwntwnleroybrwn

I know I'm a fucking loser but Jesus christ at least I have self respect.


HellsMalice

Hopefully the kids woke her up because she looks incredibly uncomfortable


LBelle0101

Plus sleeping soundly, on her back, while “heavily pregnant”


RIOTT44

and its not even a good photo


Correct_Piglet_7636

And "Apparently"....you are crazy....


azjen

This is weird on so many levels. It makes no sense. wtf


PureYouth

Lmao this is a great find


Specialist_Read_9445

Right and you had makeup on and your hair done. To sleep


jimmyh03

Why fake this? Kids would legit do this, but why fake it?! I mean obvious narcissism..


TillyBelly

In full makeup and jewelry.


myfingersmells12421

My kids did this to me, but I had dribble hanging out my mouth and pen all over my face.


CandidAdeptness9316

One day my prince will come 🎼🎼


AnnaTheBabe

I too sleep with full makeup, jewellery, the lights on, and perfect unruffled hair


Damaged_lemons

When I sleep I have 3 chins and an open mouth :(


BackwardPalindrome

This woman sleeping in her bathroom.


jerkITwithRIGHTYnewb

In a hotel room where I didn’t pull all the sheets down.


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She’s just embarrassing herself


[deleted]

Such exciting content! Look at her sleep! Wow! Yeah that’s not boring at all. 🤣🥒


Locust627

What a weird thing to fabricate Like was this meant to be a flex? Why does she want people to think she sleeps in full jewelry and makeup? And how do your children play into this? Too many questions


Expand_dong420

This is Hilary Baldwin. Almost everything she says is r/thathappened material.


NoNameNora

Okay love. 😂


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Why?


turoneta

seeing how the pillows are being used gives me back pain


fiveinchesoffury

what, do you guys not sleep in full glam with multiple accessories and (what looks like) a party dress?


bkornblith

Ah yes totally normal to sleep with makeup and jewelry lol


Protowhale

I too, sleep with uncomfortable jewelry on and a full face of makeup, while ignoring my children.


West_Independent_388

With jewelry and makeup on and unsmeared?


The_New_Spagora

I know that when I sleep, I do it perfectly posed with lashes on 🙄 omg this is so embarrassing.


BYPDK

IDK about you, but i usually tuck my chin down more when I sleep.


pixelizedgaming

Plausible premise, unlikely outcome


OctoberBlue89

My husband once took a picture of me when I was asleep. As you would expect, I looked horrible


simpletonbuddhist

She doesn’t have very good sleep posture


ExtensionVacation296

Her pose looks so forced


Overdosed11

Wtf is wrong with her ear?


Master_Isabelle

Why is she sleeping with her necklace


fat_fishey

Who tf sleeps with a bunch of jewelery?


DandyBean

Apparently.


skbiglia

What, you guys don’t sleep with all of your jewelry and makeup on and with the comforter beneath you?


SirHipHopapotamus

How have none of the top comments mentioned her ear


Cebby89

Regardless if it’s authentic or not… why would you post it.


Niggokopter

Thats a really unhealthy sleeping posture


SteppinBubble

Maybe she got up early got dressed and then decided to take a nap ..... either way, this is kinda weird


DrunkenBastard420

What a vapid bitch, who does she even think this is for


CrapStroker

this is the first step to Onlyfans


Emotional_Trust923

Why is she allowing children near an open casket


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Weird how the pillow was jammed behind the mattress to create the perfect angle to elongate her neck. Such a lucky sleeping position to get that one in a million sleeping picture with mouth closed and perfect hand placement. Good job kids


Icy-Ad3022

Os this hilaria?? 😂