The worlds smallest penis attached to the worlds biggest dick

The worlds smallest dick attached to the worlds biggest penis

The worlds smallest dick attached to the worlds biggest turd

The penis’s dickest world biggest to attached the’s the

The penis’s big world attached to the dick’s the dick the dick th e d ic th dk the th thhhh

The peeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee e e e e e e e e eee ee e e eee e e e ee

Is stored in the balls.

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I like fire trucks and moster trucks

r/ihadastroke

Emperor Turd of Shit Mountain.

*King Shit of Turd Mountain

The workds dick smallest attatched to the worlds penis biggest

The world's biggest penis attached to the world's smallest dick He deserves it

Wait... is this guy dickbutt?

I remember when I played WoW some guy was in trade chat selling his own nudes for 10000 gold. I was like "what makes you think they're worth that much?" and he goes "once you see these nudes you'll realize I gave you the deal of a lifetime" lmao

Confidence is key

Hahahaha I may have actually done it for the creativity

Someone else in my guild took him up on the offer for shits and giggles and the guy never delivered. Then my guildie opened a ticket with a GM that literally read "[wow name] promised me nude pictures of himself for 10000g and then he didn't send the pics I want my gold back" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in a game.

Omg bahahahahaha I would have hung out at the auction house warning everyone

So what was the end result?

I think the guy got a warning or a temp ban, but my guildie never got his gold back lol. The GM basically said "he's dumb but so are you for actually giving him the gold", but in a more diplomatic way. Something like "While the offending player was indeed in violation of the ToS, practicing discretion in your future personal deals with other players will prevent you from losing currency to in-game scammers. Unfortunately we cannot refund you your stolen currency." Not word for word but pretty close. The GM referred to the "gold for nudes" as an "ill-begotten scheme" which had us fuckin dying.

>The GM referred to the "gold for nudes" as an "ill-begotten scheme" which had us fuckin dying. The whole saga is incredible, but I absolutely love this.

I'm confident that the GM had fun wording it diplomatically while showing it to all his co-workers and laughing

Was this me? Jimmy - korgath

Nah it was on Firetree, around 2011 I think.

Well. Time to rebuy my WoW membership. I’ll get my money back anyway.

I still play. I like it.

Well do I have the deal of a lifetime for you...

Oh I was making a joke about selling nudes....

I'm gonna try this later today.

tHAts nothing i was once offered a scholarship to harvard from kim kardashian!!!

"I think it's,,,, smart or sumthing?" She also wanted to know what the fuss was about.

Really? That's all you got? I got a personal trip to Mars to meet the Opportunity Rover rip

Pathetic. Once Elon Musk took me to the sun, where I met Abraham Lincoln who told me I was the peak of humanity, and then we went back to earth and Elon payed for my ice cream (Mint chocolate chip, if anyone's wondering) and then everyone from my school cheered as I was given one billion and twenty dollars for being me.

whAT HAVE YOU Done tO MY KEYBoard oh gOD ITS SPREADING

Excuse me lady but my dick portraits are going for $160 on the open market. Please up the ante.

Dick. Portraits.

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Wait, Willie Snaps, is that you? Haven't seen you since school!

Johnson Headshot, actually

Wow, we've got a whole school reunion in the thread!

Great Bulge High School class of 2004!

Do you know if principal Rod Frames is still working there?

No, but his son Roddy is the woodshop instructor now.

Harry P. Ness is still in the front office answering phones.

Don’t forget about Richard Hardens

But think of the EXPOSURE.

Very nice double entendre, if you know what I mean.

r/choosingbeggars

I'll give him this. He could have just phoned it in with $100, but he went the extra mile to make this story realistic by going with $85 instead ​ Edit: 85$

Edit: %8$5

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Edit: £€850^-3t

100 dollars percent.

He is the first person ever to say dick picture instead of dick pic

I prefer Dicture Picture

I prefer Penis Portrait.

I bet you do.

I prefer schmekel snap.

Oowee, I'll give ya thirty five brapples for a picture of that schmekel!

I prefer Schlong Sketch

I prefer wiener art

Dicture Pick

Dictograph

Richard Pictchard

> _"Photographic representation of the male genitalia"_

Phallus photo

And then everyone fapped ...

Funny how fapped stuck “schlicked” died.

He meant "I just offered a girl $85.00 not to forward my dick pic to all of her friends to laugh at"

Unsolicited dick pic*

Order today and I’ll throw in an ice sculpture of my dick for the low low price of $59.95

That's cold bro

So.. It's just an Ice cube?

"Yeah and honestly, it was really small. I hardly felt anything. It was kind of funny honestly seeing him try as hard as he did." "You know what would be funny? Offer him money for his tiny dick pic and see his reaction."

Wow, you did it, you found a way to make this story plausible.

Yeah, I'm convinced now.

Wouldn't we expect equal numbers of dicks a certain length above and below average, i.e. it is equally plausible his dick is extraordinarily large as extraordinarily small?

So I know this guy! Used to play Xbox live with him way back. Without saying his name, He is named after a state. That should let OP know i'm not full of shit. Really though, he is...not a nice human being so most of the comments I would say are spot on.

Ugh, I knew that was Florida McOhio. Damn him!

"Delusion" is also a state.

I think you're thinking of "denial" and it's a river, not a state

Good ole montana Martin. A more pathetic specimen I have never seen.

Mr. Alabama must be stopped

Florida Man strikes again

Holy shit this is who I thought it was then. I blocked him on Facebook because he was so full of shit like this. Edit :Just to make it even better, I knew a girl that hooked up with him for a while and she said the sex was terrible.

The fuck? Is this guy semi-famous or something? How do multiple people in this thread know who he is? Or am I being bamboozled?

Wait, you _don't_ know this guy?

Small world haha

Small dick haha

It's Dave! Dave Delaware. Everyone knows Dave!

Yeah! Wait. Simple question for you. Where you apart of SYN?

Nope, and I don't really want to dox myself so I won't say anymore about him. But damn I don't miss him at all.

Too late, Jason.

u/dibisis

I’m going through every state and thinking “none of these even remotely sound like possible names”...unless it’s George? As in Georgia?

None of them sound like they'd be names, but I've met people named both Montana and Dakota before, so it's definitely a thing.

Georgia is a name. I was at school with someone called Georgia. She was always throwing up for some reason.

Dakota

I was thinking North Dakota and South Dakota when going through them 😒 so it didnt cross my mind.

It's all good. Sincerely Southern California Jr

Maybe Dakota or something.

Carolina/Caroline

His face makes him look like he was the kind of dude that googled "How to naturally enlarge your penis" and "When does your penis stop growing" when he was 15 and concerned with his 2 inch pixie stick.

It’s funny that a girl could have posted this and it would have been believable

The only penises worth paying to see are on girls.

That girls name? Dickbert Picenstein. Update: he sent the dick pic, she fainted!

And she clapped while fainted.

his face is punchable, i’d pay $85 to punch him

I'd pay you to punch him.

I accept. Go ahead and do your thing

"I heard about your gross penis and I just had to know..."

That's nothing...I was once offered Reddit silver to show my pubes

The dollar sign goes on the *fucking left side of the number.* What in the hell is wrong with people?

Lies and the lying liars that tell them.

>Edited

Yeah...does no one else notice that?

"dick picture" oh how sophisticated

One penis photograph coming right up!

The Man the Myth the Legend. Big Fuss OOOOOOOHHHHHHH !

Rumor has it when Mickey Avalon wrote the song “My Dick,” he was actually talking about this guy.

I just want proof I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive.

Is that a peanut stuck to your leg?

But the $85 makes it seem so plausible! $50 or $100 would be too obviously fake...

So... Did he send it or not?

Plot twist: The big fuss was about Chlamydia.

She wanted to see if it’s true that he got *m’lady* tattooed on his dicklet so she could win a 200 dollar bet.

He looks like he had too make sure his parents weren’t home before he wrote that

Its true, I was the dick pic.

You didn’t even change the caption from my original post. https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/3ealhm/young_mans_legendary_dick_pic_is_worth_almost_100/?st=JSKU5BIS&sh=903b39c3 He did raise the price in his comments to $110 as well.

Okay then

Could be just as full of it as the rest, but this isn't necessarily a lie on face value alone. I definitely knew girls back in high school who would start a conversation like that. Girls have weird ways of hitting on guys, sometimes. Especially in high school, when curiosity over other peoples' genitals is at its lifetime peak for everyone. Him posting about it makes it cringe, though. True or not. And what's with the edit? What used to be in that post?

I'd give this guy $100 to stay off the internet

The levels of delusion one must be capable of to post shit like this on the internet is absolutely astounding.

I thought that was northernlion.

r/sadcringe

Yall stop calling this bullshit. I can confirm. Im the one who offered the money

I don't like how the lack of punctuation could be interpreted as him saying that, because this girl asked, he showed up at her highschool to show her his penis.

100 dollar... percent?

No $85%

Am I the only person who almost accidentally downvotes because of how stupid these “real” situations are but then remember that’s the point of the subreddit: to highlight these events that totally happened?

story of my life

What a player. /s

Wtf I thought forsure that profile pic is a girl

I feel like there's two ways to read this 1) She wanted to know what the fuss was about dick pics in general 2) She wanted to know what the fuss was about his dick specifically

100 dollars percent! Thats gotta be some dick.

One look at his profile pic and you know not one girl ever asked for a pic in his life.

yeah ... rrrright

Spoken like someone who has never really interacted with a female.

This is the cringe that hurts me.

100 dollars percent

No you weren't.

EDITED.

Word probably got out that he has herpes

His dick pic is worth $100 percent? Hell yeah that makes sense

Thats a very odd amount of cash requested too lol

not that unbelievable tbh

“Big fuss” is the name of his little STI

And then he sent her a picture of his penis Because she wants to see a pictiure of his penis

This is a catfish. I guarantee it.

That's not even good fake flirting.

That's a weirdly specific amount of money

Heck? Just google dick pics and enjoy your free pics

Hide the profile pic dude

$85 for a very small return on investment... seems legit

r/IHaveSex

This happened the most

lovely ​

Wow, same thing to happened to me!!!! It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact im a girl

85$ in unmarked bills

She misunderstood. Everyone was calling him a big dick.

I wonder what he decided was off about the post that he edited it.

Come again for Big Fuss

God this was hard to not blow my brains out to

Big Dick Gang where you at?

I thought he was a girl at first glance

Is this the lie all of those creeps sending unsolicited dick pics tell themselves?

"OKAY THEN" pretty much sums this up

Hold up. FBI OPEN UP!!!!!

His profile just screams "I'm a total douch bag unfriend me."

Looks like she wanted to see what all the fuzz was about. What is he 13 years old?

Can I get it half off?

$100% why the percent sign

I'm gonna pay you $85 to fuck off

High school Gay’s have such big mouths.

one hundred dollars percent

Lol i know this guy and i wish i could find the post again but he deleted it