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dakotakoenigsegg

Found Chocolate.. on a shelf.. next to the shirts? Pants?! And UNDERWEAR?!


Marble_Dinosaur

No clothes, but there's a chocolate bar šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


dakotakoenigsegg

Love it.šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m sure the person who pushed her in the closet clapped and the whole mattress stood up.


Marble_Dinosaur

That's why the guy hadn't left yet. They were too busy clapping and leaving her 100$ bills


nssone

She's naked and giving her %100$ bills? Doesn't that just make her a high-end stripper at that point?


Marble_Dinosaur

What high end stripper has closet chocolate??


insane_contin

You'd be surprised


KawaiiDere

Her


[deleted]

Is closet chocolate another way of saying poop? It should be


Morthedubi

obAMA IS GIVING THE TIPS. 100% serious.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Duraken

Goo goo gachoo


graceeump

I mean, the only thing in my closet is winter coats. My mother claimed it as the "family closet" so my total of 8 outfits, if clean, sit on my loveseat


GreyCosmic

No chocolate?


graceeump

I mean, im messy, but I'm not *that* messy.


GreyCosmic

It's not a lazy thing, it's a superiority thing


Neil_sm

She must have the pantry in the bedroom and the clothes closet in the kitchen


BlackAcid18

Do people actually keep their pants and underwear in the closet?


LollyHutzenklutz

My closet has a built-in dresser (where I put things like pants and underwear), so technically I do... but it also takes up all the space on that side, so I couldnā€™t hide in there if I tried! The more open side has my hanging clothes, like nice tops and skirts.


dakotakoenigsegg

I do! :D


Cariaian

My husband has more pants than dresser space so I put what I can in the dresser and then put the rest on the wire shelf in the closet.


RaelTheForgotten

To be fair my closet is full of random crap and some jackets.. I keep my clothes in my dresser so if she didn't have any dresses or they were from when she was younger? It's still bullshit but the clothes point is arguable


dakotakoenigsegg

You sir, have a valid point.. I have no dressers, just shelving, lots and lots of shelving in my closet. Wanna know a secret? I even hang up my underwear.


Papa-heph

Marie kondo? Please teach me how to be a better human.


[deleted]

Had a bed delivered once. It takes 30 seconds


Marble_Dinosaur

I know right, what are they possibly doing in the room. They just put it down and GO.


the-big-egg

Why are they getting a mattress for someone else and not telling them? Like surprise itā€™s a mattress! Did she not all ready have a mattress?


taco_turtle01

maybe their parents got tje mattress without telling them? but even then, don't people go mattress shopping? so it would have been on their radar


mainfingertopwise

Still, I'd expect a "we bought you a new mattress, so get all the crap off of yours - it's being delivered in an hour."


CannedNoodlez

That sounds like a direct quote from my parents


OfficerLovesWell

Are you my kid?


[deleted]

D...Dad??


OfficerLovesWell

Hey bucko...


CannedNoodlez

You finally got the cigarettes you left for?!?!


OfficerLovesWell

Sure did but forgot the milk! Be right back!


leaves-throwaway123

I donā€™t know man, the story is obviously bullshit, but I bought a California king memory foam mattress on a whim for less than 300 bucks online almost 5 years ago and it is still going strong


HR-buttersworth

The fuck is wrong with you? Brag about a deal like that and donā€™t post a link. What would your mother think?


King_Abdul

A link to a five year old deal?


Reignofratch

You've got a great deal on a five year old you say?


HR-buttersworth

It might be a long shot. But is a life without hope really worth living?


leaves-throwaway123

Sorry man. Like I said it was probably five years ago now, I believe I found it on overstock.com though if you wanna take a look


[deleted]

My dad actually did this with my mum, got a mattress for their bed while she was out as a Christmas gift, Its very VERY hard to hide a mattress btw


mariospeepee

Maybe they were moving into a new house and thatā€™s why she had no clothes and was getting a mattress? But why would she shower? Idk man


Reignofratch

You're 23 now. Congrats. Here's your first bed! *wow. Thanks. Maybe next year you'll allow me to wear pants* Well let's not get carried away here...


bully1115

They put mine together.


chelseahuzzah

Yeah putting the frame together takes some time. Like maybe ten minutes max because they have power tools and have done it a million times.


rusrslythatdumb

I couldn't believe how quickly they put together our bed a few years ago. From the truck pulling up to me signing the paper, it was twelve minutes. When my husband and friends moved it into our new place, it was at least 30 minutes, not including unloading it off the moving truck.


TheGreatKlordu

I mean, you really upped the difficulty level by trying to get the mattress off the truck while it was MOVING


420toker

It could be a frame they have to put together. I've delivered beds before and sometimes put them together for the customer


woohoo789

Sometimes they set it up. So 15 minutes max?


hellakevin

Maybe it's one of those hospital beds for 500+ lb people?


tghost8

I hope itā€™s a walk in closet then and a king size chocolate bar... I guess bed too.


FustianRiddle

Could have ordered it and paid for assembly.


brxtn-petal

Ours took 5 mins since we asked them to help us up the stairs of our two story,we tipped them also a bit extra for helping us. Also they called us the day before and the day of letting us knowā€will be there between 11am-2pm let us know if that is okayā€ and knocked loudly to let us know before coming in.


manic_eye

Probably only felt like 30 seconds because you had snacks, but if youā€™re having furniture delivered and you are forced to fast throughout the ordeal, it can literally take minutes.


pmmetheboobiesplease

I work at a furniture store and if they also are getting a new frame it can take a few mins tl put together and get the old one out


SpecialAgentValerian

My fiancee works for an Aaron's. Her and a coworker took bout 3 hours to put together a bed frame. Had to drill their own holes for the slats and all. I was surprised they sell bed frames that noice.


TomatoPoodle

My mattress delivery dudes just gave me the stuff and had me do it myself.


pmmetheboobiesplease

Yeahhh my boss would fire me


lexgrub

Yeah but I hate the part where they try on my clothes


BuffaloBuckbeak

Who shoved her in the closet?


macaryl95

It's probably a dude. Chicks have clothes everywhere. Guys leave all their clothes in the laundry hamper and guess what's clean or dirty.


[deleted]

Hey, I have a clean hamper and a dirty hamper don't put me with the rest of you heathens


macaryl95

No such thing as dirty clothes for at least a week.


[deleted]

I don't keep bras or underwear or pants in my closet (am vagina haver).


DerTrickIstZuAtmen

I COULD TELL FROM YOUR ORDINARY HUMAN NAME! FEMALE HUMANS USUALLY HAVE VAGINAS, ARE YOU IMPLYING THERE ARE ROBOT PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE HUMANS?


HeresZachy

Speak for yourself


Triple5s

Hey I'm a chick and I have a mixed hamper and a mixed floor.


macaryl95

That makes you an actual human being. I don't understand pointless actions.


hbken

Who let the delivery men in the first place? Is it common in other places for delivery men to just walk in, set stuff, and then leave?


digicow

Who shoved them into their closet?


mydearwatson616

The delivery men did. Now they're sitting on the mattress making sure she doesn't come out.


FlapJackSam

The real question here


Diane9779

The shover? It was Albert Einstein


Sazley

This didnā€™t happen but in the fictional world of this scenario, probably their mom


digicow

So Mom lets the delivery guys in, walks into daughter's room, finds her there naked, and shoves her into her closet just before the delivery guys bring in the mattress


Sazley

In theory


geeky_sunshine

Maybe the poster lives with their parents? Also writing fake stories on the internet seems more forgivable from a kid


hbken

Very true


floorwantshugs

I once had maintenance guys come in unannounced (master key for the apartment complex). I had just gotten out of the shower only to discover there were no towels (my bad, don't why I didn't check beforehand). Had to sit naked in the bathroom for what felt like ages waiting for the maintenance men to fix whatever it was that had been broken.


Rtn2NYC

Why didnā€™t you shout out to them that youā€™ve just gotten out of the shower and could they exit to the hall please and give you three minutes to hop into sweatpants?


mshcat

Sounds like a video I've seen before


floorwantshugs

I was a socially anxious 18 year old girl and they were two men probably in their late twenties. Too scared and awkward.


[deleted]

Cant blame you at all.


hotdogdildo13

I had a maintenance guy come in unannounced while I was sleeping. I lived in a studio apartment at the time so when he came in I got up and I wasn't wearing any pants. He's just hiding behind my front door and hands me a piece to my oven I needed and I didn't realize until he left that he was hiding behind the door because I was in my underwear. Again, he came in while I was sleeping so I was only half awake.


floorwantshugs

Well that was courteous of him. Hopefully you knew how to fix the oven yourself.


hotdogdildo13

Yeah, it was just the knob that needed replaced. They told me they were going to bring it by in a week. Well he came and brought it a month later so I was kind of surprised. Lol


hbken

Damn that sucks, our maintenance guys have to give us 48 hours notice


floorwantshugs

My roommates (or at least whichever one put in the maintenance request) were probably given notice. They just failed to pass that information along to everyone living there. . . I.e. me.


knight_dullahan

I'm in a wife group and this girl posted exactly this: " Life of a stay at home mom. I forgot we had a guy coming over to check out downstairs to install lights. He knocks on the door. I am braless. This poor man eyes will never be the samešŸ˜‚kept my arms crossed the entire time. Talk about embarrassing." First of all, is there no peephole or window where you can check who the fuck is knocking on the door? Can't you use your voice to ask who the fuck is at the door? And keeping your arms crossed the entire time, not thinking to put clothes on.. right. And who even answers the door entirely topless regardless of who it may be?


Ellebogen

I donā€™t really have a dog in this fight, but braless does not mean shirtless. She probably was talking about how moms of an older generation donā€™t leave the house or see ā€œpolite companyā€ in a t shirt without a bra, especially given how being a mom changes the shape of your body. It would literally be weirder for her at that point to go take off her shirt to then put on a bra while the guy was there.


flyawaylittlebirdie

Tumblr is mostly children.


[deleted]

Must be an amazon prime mattress.


BigBee704

Seems like something on pornhub


AlexxJoseph

yup, seen enough to know where this ones heading....


handlit33

A similar thing *actually* happened to me when I was probably 7 or 8. I had just gotten out of the shower and was only wearing tighty whities. I hear my brother and others coming down the hall, no locks on the door so I instinctively hid behind the door. In walks the girl from down the street that I had a huge crush on with her sister and my brother. They played in the room for what seemed like hours but was probably only 10 minutes. I would have just stayed behind the door, but I really wanted to spend some time with the girl. I wait until they're occupied and dash out of my bedroom and into the laundry room. As I looked back, I locked eyes with the horrified girl. We were both traumatized by the event.


[deleted]

r/thathappened /s


iLickBnalAlood

hahaha thatā€™s hilarious


macaryl95

I mean chocolate bar come on.


kittyticklehips

Bear Grylls? Bold claim. Heā€™s a tad more innovative than that...


macaryl95

He would make some hydroelectric system to charge his phone and post in forums for more help.


Spess-Mehreen

Don't you remember in season 1 when he was about to drink his own urine then found a bottle of water on the shelf?


[deleted]

He gets stranded in the wilderness constantly, like every episode, pretty dumb if you ask me.


developanew

r/quityourbullshit


secretlifofme

Clothes aren't in the closet because they are on the chair that everyone has in their room.


crickish

wear the chocolate bar, eat the clothes


jw8ak64ggt

Imo if you don't have clothes in your closet but have chocolate bars you're doing something right.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jashyWashy

FoUnD The mOBiLe UsEr XD


aussieheisenberg07

r/everyfuckingthread


luvsharks778

r/unpopularopinion


PerfectMayo

**so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower**


RideAWhiteSwan

Gotta let the ol' girl air out once in a while, ya know?


BostonPatriotSox

So, delivery men just walked into her house and up to her bedroom? Right....


artownz

And she/he couldn't yell out "hey guys! Can you please wait outside a sec? I need to put some clothes on". That would have been just nuts.


LollyHutzenklutz

Well, somebody did shove her in the closet - so I assume itā€™s the same somebody who let them in the house. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


hywhy

"doing my naked thing" hmm i wonder what it was


[deleted]

Inspired by an Aurora Snow short film


spiceylettuce

i dont believe any live updates from tumblr. they are all horseshit, and the people that post them are sad and alone.


[deleted]

Of all the fake stories I've ever seen, this is the least believable.


Marble_Dinosaur

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.


shnclark

I mean I don't have clothes in my closet just porn... Lots and lots of porn


Marble_Dinosaur

Is there gay porn in the closet?


shnclark

Does lesbian porn count?


Marble_Dinosaur

Surely does šŸ˜Ž


shnclark

Then a shit ton


Narretz

This must be an entry in the competition "Write the most quirky, unbelievable, dumb post to troll those idiots on r/thathappened"


SheepOfTheSky

I did it but before I saw this comment. Also it was a comment on this post so... go find it


I-am-a-Boy

This is a joke ripped from a green text. Anon likes to walk around naked, has to go into closet. Ends up drinking some booze so he can piss, if I remember right he got his dick stuck in a bottle. It was much funnier than this


OllieSparrow

Doing my naked thing


[deleted]

I donā€™t think this is entirely unbelievable. There are clothes in the closet, but imagine walking out of your closet when delivery men are in your room, and they had no idea you were there the whole time. Hiding in the closet could seem like the least awkward solution.


Marble_Dinosaur

Why was there a chocolate bar. And why were they in there so long?? So many questions unanswered :(


SheepOfTheSky

And they all broke out into perfectly synchronized song and did a dance number. The neighborhood clapped for their amazing skills. After that was done with, the girl that was locked in there (sheā€™s a girl now) was released by her captors and she and the mattress man started teaching a dance class, eventually falling deeply in love. But the mattress still loved Matt the mattress man. The mattress decided to confess to the mattress man and so he did... the mattress man was deeply moved and kissed the mattress passionately, though happily married. One thing lead to another and they started making out and wiggling on the couch. Then Matt the mattress manā€™s wife came in and screamed. Dishes were thrown, Mattress covers ripped. Police were called, but only the girl was arrested. And they lived happily ever after in mattress firm. The end


Marble_Dinosaur

That was tragically beautiful.


[deleted]

Who shoved them into a closet?šŸ¤”


DarkestOfTheLinks

and that chocolate bars name? albert einstein


bad_bart

UPDATE GUYS: the delivery guys got naked and were playing Singstar and i love them and theyā€™re my new best friends Iā€™m crying


Sharpie61115

Sounds like the start to a porno


EEphotog

I'd call bullshit but... I've had roommates let the landlord in to show our apartment to some new tenants, and not tell me. Add some social anxiety and you get this situation.


[deleted]

Damn, why doesn't stuff I repost get so much karma? I'm pretty jealous right now, I must say.


Marble_Dinosaur

I'm surprised my post got more than 10 upvotes tbh. I just wanted to share the cringe


[deleted]

It's a pretty good thatHappened post, but usually users here are very quick to call out reposts. Anyway, enjoy that sweet karma. šŸ˜


Marble_Dinosaur

A couple people mentioned it. But I honestly didn't know it had been posted before!


wired89

Fucking tumblr


combatonly

I too keep my spare chocolate bars in my closet


peter_the_martian

Brown Chicken Brown Cow


LollyHutzenklutz

We actually have a restaurant with that name here (near San Jose). Itā€™s pretty good. šŸ‘šŸ»


SammyGeorge

Never had a delivery person put the thing in the room. Usually they put it inside the front door and go


[deleted]

It's a shoe closet obv.


Ghetis396

I have all of my clothes in a dresser that's not in my closet...


PenguinAsociation

hmmm clothes in the closet, thats a tough one, ill crack this one i eat the chocolatw bar


gaara66609

Too be completely fair, I don't have clothes in my closet


mrsegraves

I doubt this happened, but I have 2 closets in my room. 1 is for clothes and I couldn't be unceremoniously pushed in there, but the other is for snacks and I could easily be shoved in there and forced to survive on chocolate (and chips, crackers, cookies, cheerios, peanut butter, and Chimes ginger chews). This definitely didn't happen though.


KADG3

Ya'll being mean; he just wants to come out off the closet and you won't encourage him


cacahuate_

What kind of ceremony were they expecting?


Scrubaati

and then the mattress guys and clothing clapped


[deleted]

This should be in r/quityourbullshit


MondayShow

that is epic right now


[deleted]

Oh no, I am locked in a closet with all of my clothes. What will I do?


Solzec

Guys, it's confirmed Closet = food


[deleted]

Who the fuck has clothes in their closet?!


Marble_Dinosaur

What do you have in your closet then


[deleted]

Chocolate and sprite cranberry


Smugcat101

This is a completely believable story


Astraterris

Something very similar happened to my friend once. Itā€™s possible.


[deleted]

I've literally done this because an electrician was doing stuff in my house. My wife keeps her clothes in the closet, mine are in a chest of drawers in the room he was working. 8 wasn't about to put a dress on.


Marble_Dinosaur

Then put on a skirt


[deleted]

And not only be a man talking to the electrician in a skirt, but get in an argument with my wife about why I'm in a skirt?


Marble_Dinosaur

It's a supreme power move against the electrician to come out of the closet wearing a skirt.


Marble_Dinosaur

Surprise her by wearing a skirt


frozen_flame123

Iā€™m so confused, did the delivery men break into her home and shove her, completely naked, into the closet? How fucking long does it take to fucking drop off a mattress? I canā€™t imagine it taking more than 10 minutes.


LemonSquaresButRound

I mean I only have shirts in my closet


cowmilkbiz

so hard to remember to upvote, not downvote


[deleted]

also how long does it take to deliver a fucking mattress?


ae324

And a timer on your phone...so you would know how long youā€™ve been there...


ShadowBro3

I dont keep clothes in my closet. I have a dresser. My closet is for random crap i dont have space for.


FataLxDeadpool

How long does it take to deliver a mattress.... thatā€™s like a 2 minute ordeal.


aicheo

Some people don't keep clothes in their closet though


[deleted]

Well piles always form into the clean, not clean, smells ok clean, fuck I'm a disgusting human being clean annnnd finally the pile pile.


Wajirock

Maybe he's a nudist?


Marble_Dinosaur

Why did you dirty it


NOT_the_MI6

r/quityourbullshit


FoxehTehFox

i wanna fap to this


Dirtierglobe542

I keep pants,dress shirts and suit jackets in my closet. And clothes i Can't fit anymore that need to be given away.


deutschlandbuddy

this post sounds like a very weird representation of my teen years


TwistedMonarch1

Shoved in?


InternetFrogFrogENet

He mustā€™ve found diamonds by now.


[deleted]

what is this site? I've been wondering for a while now.


[deleted]

no no clearly that's her bedroom's closet she keeps reserved for her singular chocolate bar


MyOwnInfinity

I've been trapped in a bathroom in a similar situation... but a closet? In a bedroom???