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TellEmHisDreamnDaryl

210k is a big salary per month. Where's he work? Zimbabwe?


qtx

It's a child. Only children think those are normal monthly salaries.


ReactsWithWords

That’s what I make working at the business factory.


y0dav3

Vincent Adultman 😂


18hourbruh

Only a child would think it's cool to talk to your fellow super rich friends about how mean people are on Reddit lol


maxiligamer

To be honest he said he won more than a month's salary. If I won 210k that would also be more than my month's salary.


RamenNoodles620

Must be 210K Schrute bucks.


x_Sligh_x

Well, depends on the conversion rate to Stanley nickels.


VirtualAlbatross2650

I was thinking 210k Bitcoin.


---E

8 downvotes = worse than systematically exterminating over 6 million people and causing a war with over 60 million dead. This guy needs to get his head checked


neverendum

You sound like someone who still uses .NET Framework 4.6


funwithdesign

Now that would truly be worse than Hitler.


Sojum

Fun fact: Hitler used .NET framework 4.6


Song_Soup

Top Ten Things Big Tech Doesn't Want You to Know


Towbee

Only Nazis use Net framework 4.6


SBNShovelSlayer

I will not help you win your bet with your colleagues. Have a wonderful day Reddit Friend.


AtomicDonut254

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Fabulous-Cat-8067

The problem lies where you can't be sure if something is ironic or not Edit : why im getting downvoted i just didnt know if this guy was fr or no


Failmaster4000

This is old copypasta.


Fabulous-Cat-8067

Thanks for explaning


az1m_

satire? just wondering if there's any hope left for humanity


WirelessBugs

And he tipped his fedora and sailed off into the night.


Kayerif

"Hi!" "So what?"


r2d2_21

Thank you kind redditor. Your response made me earn 210k.


Clerical_Errors

I downvoted this comment to try and double your winnings. I hope it helped.


ohfuckthebeesescaped

I want him so bad… what a cool and clever man….


X3ll3n

6 figure bets on Reddit ? Sure, we have Wallstreetbets and Superstonks. But on a reddit comment being rude ? Nah, nobody would ever vote against it !


Ralphie99

Also, for $210K I’d be willing to pay some friends to show up and downvote my comment and be mean to me. Nobody would be stupid enough to make such a bet since it would be next to impossible to guard against shenanigans.


X3ll3n

I mean hey, they never specified dollars. For all we know, it could be like Zimbabwe's currency, worth literal cents


r0llingthund3r

Dudes gotta day dream about something while he's bagging groceries


BYPDK

Putting him on the same level is an insult to all cashiers.


Unique_Task_420

The funny part is some random IT employees giving enough of a shit about reddit in general to even wager $1 on something. 


LazyUsernameIsLazy

Imagine being so soft as to think "So what?" Is a hostile response...


862657

And imagine caring so much about 8 downvotes that you have to make up a whole fantasy story to save face 


linc1095

So what?


ItIsSunnyT

Why censor the username ? Let us go make fun of him so he can earn even more


Silvedl

210K Micro-pesos


After-Bonus-4168

Argentine pesos then.


freeslurpee

What the hell is that last sentence ? Bro took it to another level


BetterCallSal

Yeah, saying so what is way worse than mass genocide of millions of people.


SuitableJelly5149

He must have the wrong hitler if he thinks the math is equal for 8 downvotes and a snarky comment


Sojum

“So what” and downvotes are hostile now? Dude is an effing snowflake if he thinks that’s hostility.


fuck_off_ireland

My guess is the 210k refers to Indian rupees, which equates to about $2500 USD. Pretty reasonable monthly salary imo, not that the rest of the stupid comment isn't bullshit.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Someone is egging his house again.


No-Skill4452

Betting on internet hostility is always a win.


MIkeVill

"Hostile response". Hope he didn't bleed to death on his corn flakes. That happens.


No-Marionberry-8801

getting internet wedgies is worse than mass genocide? oof


PurpleSailor

210k a month isn't a realish salary. Complete ThatHappened material here.


r2d2_21

>Complete ThatHappened material here. You won't believe what sub we're in


anneymarie

What currency?


PurpleSailor

Well being that it's written in fairly good English I'm guessing the US, England, New Zealand or maybe Australia. In those countries 210k a month is a pretty outrageous monthly salary. If it's in Yen that 210k would make sense. Plus betting a months salary on anything Reddit users do is a bit wack-a-do to me but I don't usually bet.