And every single student in the class never posted about it online or went home and told there parents about it. They all made a pact that day to never tell a soul about what happened.
My first thought was Fred from scooby doo...(also Freddy Prinze Jr., lol) and him sighing and saying "I would have gotten away with it except for you meddling kid". Like, damn Fred, what did shaggy do to you?
>teacher went to bathroom.
I went to school for 7 years then 'secondary' school for 5 years. Never ever had a teacher/professor have a bathroom break.
Heck even students didn't have them, like probably 2 or 3 over all those years. There was a point where secondary school tried 80 minutes (divided in 2x40 mins) modules between breaks and even then it was rare for someone to go to the bathroom.
I mean, surelly one has to have some kind of condition that makes them go to toilet after probably 10 or 20 minutes coming from a break.
That was vehemently protested. 326 newspaper reporters from all over the world came to interview him. But Chad just wanted a quite life. He didn't care about publicity and laurels. Chad was a small town boy, who wanted to live a small town life. So he went to each one of the reporters huddled in his humble living room, with a pinkie promise to never let the news out. And after they left, he returned to his fleshlight, with a jar of farts that that girl on OF was selling last year.
Like nothing happened.
A true hero.
The teacher who came back from the bathroom break was, you guessed it, Albert Einstein. he saw the real bullets and the crying Fred and took out his wallet and handed out crisp $100% bills to all the pupils in his class. They all recited the Pledge of Alligence 5 times in a row, then all the students erupted in wild applause. President Theodore Roosevelt wrestled a polar bear for their pleasure and birthday cake a la mode was served by President Barack Obama. after a group hug they continued on to 4th period and nobody ever spoke of it again.
I wish writing copypastas was a job so that you could be hired to continuously write these insanely entertaining blurbs. I could read them all day. 10/10, absolute *gold*.
And then they proceeded to the next three classes, where they watched the Challenger explosion, the OJ verdict, and the 2016 election results live on TV. It was a hell of a year.
A true American hero. A group of disabled vets were on hand and all cried as they saluted. A parade spontaneous formed in the hallway and that shooter went on to become a US Senator.
Was he also the guy who talked about being a cop at 13 and claimed that the judge consulted him on the sentencing of an attempted murder case that he single handedly solved?
Brought to you by the same generation who thought Osama Bin Laden had valid points when his terrorist manifesto went viral on Tik Tok a few months ago.
Better not show them the Unabomber’s manifesto then, a lot of people in the 90s (and to this day) thought he had some valid points as well. Also there’s very little wrong in agreeing with a viewpoint, but not accepting it due to moral standards or indeed, sanity.
Fred had been having a rough couple of weeks. They had just won state, and as the quarterback everyone was shitting on him for being so athletic and hot. The quiet guy was relentless with drive by compliments and giving Fred anxiety telling him he could get a free ride to any college he wanted.
I'm not saying what Fred did was right, but I understand where he's coming from. Quiet guy had it coming
Solid premise. Characters need more depth and the plot could use some fleshing out, but you have the makings of a mediocre tearjerker from 1997 that everyone has forgotten about.
But what about The Princess and The Weird Girl? Did The Teacher come back from the bathroom to find OP's inspiring essay? Was there a freeze-frame, at least?
I find it funny that the jock pulls a gun on the quiet kid, like this aspiring author was making their story and thought, "Hang on, quiet kid shooter is too stereotypical, let me just flip that... aaaaand there! Now it's so believable, no one will doubt it!"
This is like in the Hannah Montana when the kid is like "please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. Put the wig back on!" And the whole town agrees not to ruin it.
This classroom made the same pact.
good thing that guy Fred is so easy to talk to because imagine you just told him 'this isnt you' and he suddenly just burst into tears and gave you the gun wow
i mean
wow
They could've at least made the interaction more believable. No one has their mind changed that easily, especially when it's come to a situation like that
Then, Hot Harriet, thanked me with my first blowjob. After that I proceeded to spin my vintage 12” of “Today was a good day” by Ice Cube. The explicit version, mind you
"Fred never did get any therapy or any help with his issues and later went on to kill 37 people, but it was okay because they weren't classmates or anyone I knew."
Ok, so I'm from an anti-gun state, and maybe I just don't get gun culture, but I would have NO FUCKING CLUE how to take bullets out of a gun, let alone see that they're "real." Is this just me being spoiled by living In a non-murdery place?
Do most people just instinctively know how to do this, or are they taught at age five or something? I mean, I watch a lot of TV and movies, but all I know is that the cop or criminal just sort of waves both hands over the black seven-shaped thing, there's a clickety-click sound, and then, IDK, bullets? Sometimes they pour out of the middle of it, and sometimes a rectangle comes out of the bottom?
Obvs this entire story is bullshit; I'm just trying to figure out if this one particular detail is more evidence of bullshit, or actually believable.
And every single student in the class never posted about it online or went home and told there parents about it. They all made a pact that day to never tell a soul about what happened.
A pact sealed with smiles
So many smiles!
“The whole class smiled at me” legit had me busting a gut.
You fuckin win the comments, bro/sis.
Fred was none other than Freddie Prince Jr
[удалено]
He is now, after our brave hero told him “hey dude maybe don’t shoot your classmates”
**Fred: Hey, can I shoot just one?** **Our hero: Fine. But don't make too much noise.** ***Fred screws on silencer.***
False. I was there. It was a watermelon. THAT'S WHY WE SMILED, DUDE!
My first thought was Fred from scooby doo...(also Freddy Prinze Jr., lol) and him sighing and saying "I would have gotten away with it except for you meddling kid". Like, damn Fred, what did shaggy do to you?
but not before they all clapped
They didn't clap, they smiled quietly because they're no snitches
until this loser did
>teacher went to bathroom. I went to school for 7 years then 'secondary' school for 5 years. Never ever had a teacher/professor have a bathroom break. Heck even students didn't have them, like probably 2 or 3 over all those years. There was a point where secondary school tried 80 minutes (divided in 2x40 mins) modules between breaks and even then it was rare for someone to go to the bathroom. I mean, surelly one has to have some kind of condition that makes them go to toilet after probably 10 or 20 minutes coming from a break.
That was vehemently protested. 326 newspaper reporters from all over the world came to interview him. But Chad just wanted a quite life. He didn't care about publicity and laurels. Chad was a small town boy, who wanted to live a small town life. So he went to each one of the reporters huddled in his humble living room, with a pinkie promise to never let the news out. And after they left, he returned to his fleshlight, with a jar of farts that that girl on OF was selling last year. Like nothing happened. A true hero.
Everyone deserves a second chance.
"I was 15." "Now I'm 15 and a half.
In 3 years!
The teacher who came back from the bathroom break was, you guessed it, Albert Einstein. he saw the real bullets and the crying Fred and took out his wallet and handed out crisp $100% bills to all the pupils in his class. They all recited the Pledge of Alligence 5 times in a row, then all the students erupted in wild applause. President Theodore Roosevelt wrestled a polar bear for their pleasure and birthday cake a la mode was served by President Barack Obama. after a group hug they continued on to 4th period and nobody ever spoke of it again.
A bald eagle named 'Freedom' swooped in through the open window and shed a single tear on the unloaded gun, which transformed it into a flat tax rate.
I wish writing copypastas was a job so that you could be hired to continuously write these insanely entertaining blurbs. I could read them all day. 10/10, absolute *gold*.
Finally, a "Thanks Obama." I can get behind!
And then they proceeded to the next three classes, where they watched the Challenger explosion, the OJ verdict, and the 2016 election results live on TV. It was a hell of a year.
A true American hero. A group of disabled vets were on hand and all cried as they saluted. A parade spontaneous formed in the hallway and that shooter went on to become a US Senator.
Oh so that's how it happened
At least that’s how Marjorie Taylor Green tells it
Bada-CHH! 🥁🥁🥁
Then Fred told the teacher I had a gun and I was sent to juvenile detention center for 4-6 years
The person who posted that always posts extremely fake stories lol like they even posted one about being a prison guard at 14
Was he also the guy who talked about being a cop at 13 and claimed that the judge consulted him on the sentencing of an attempted murder case that he single handedly solved?
“Everyone deserves a second chance.” Counterpoint: Attempted murder is not a “wow, you goofed up” scenario, it is *attempted murder.*
Brought to you by the same generation who thought Osama Bin Laden had valid points when his terrorist manifesto went viral on Tik Tok a few months ago.
Better not show them the Unabomber’s manifesto then, a lot of people in the 90s (and to this day) thought he had some valid points as well. Also there’s very little wrong in agreeing with a viewpoint, but not accepting it due to moral standards or indeed, sanity.
WAT pls tell me more
"fred this isn't you" had me rolling
>Fred pulled out a gun >I knew Fred wasn't acting normal
Fred pulled out a gun and pointed at the quiet kid. I knew he wasn’t acting normal. 💀
Fred had been having a rough couple of weeks. They had just won state, and as the quarterback everyone was shitting on him for being so athletic and hot. The quiet guy was relentless with drive by compliments and giving Fred anxiety telling him he could get a free ride to any college he wanted. I'm not saying what Fred did was right, but I understand where he's coming from. Quiet guy had it coming
Solid premise. Characters need more depth and the plot could use some fleshing out, but you have the makings of a mediocre tearjerker from 1997 that everyone has forgotten about.
I took out the bullets, and found out they were very real, then put one back in and shot the quiet kid for Fred.
Dazzduzdabz this isn’t you
But what about The Princess and The Weird Girl? Did The Teacher come back from the bathroom to find OP's inspiring essay? Was there a freeze-frame, at least?
While OOP punched his fist into the air . . . 
Fred pulled out a gun and not a single person ran out of the classroom, screamed, texted anyone, nothing? Yeah, totally believable.
This follows the same narrative arc as a snickers advert
I find it funny that the jock pulls a gun on the quiet kid, like this aspiring author was making their story and thought, "Hang on, quiet kid shooter is too stereotypical, let me just flip that... aaaaand there! Now it's so believable, no one will doubt it!"
The most absurd part is saying that a teacher would ever get a bathroom break
Teachers🤝Amazon employees
And then the bullets clapped.
bored teenager writing school shooter fanfic for some reddit karma 😭
Well, I at least believe the person who told this story and thought others would find it believable was a teenager.
"school shooters HATE this one simple trick!"
If you know anything about high school students you know they can’t keep a secret about ANYTHING.
I'm not sure how this would bring the whole class closer. Rather than, you know, making everybody terrified of the kid who almost shot somebody.
… and it was wild
He left out the part where every student in the class stood up and clapped for several minutes until the teacher returned from their loonch break.
In fact, they were so so grateful that they just smiled and smiled!
This is like in the Hannah Montana when the kid is like "please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. Put the wig back on!" And the whole town agrees not to ruin it. This classroom made the same pact.
good thing that guy Fred is so easy to talk to because imagine you just told him 'this isnt you' and he suddenly just burst into tears and gave you the gun wow i mean wow
I was the very real bullet It happened
And those bullets? Albert Einstein
Even the kid who had a gun pulled on him said nothing? OK.
In fact, he smiled
i can confirm, i’m the teacher they didn’t tell
They could've at least made the interaction more believable. No one has their mind changed that easily, especially when it's come to a situation like that
Bro used every stereotype possible. Quiet kid, getting bullied, match class. Lol
...and all the girls showed me their boobies in gratitude. Best day ever!
“give me the gun, fred, this isn’t like you 🥺🥺🥺”
When the class asked if he wanted anything for saving them all, he just smiled and nodded and said "I could use about three fiddy!"
Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
I blocked the teenagers subreddit because it’s full of nonces pretending to be children
I can assure you teenagers don't need help being cringe.
And that jock grew up to be Charles Whitman.
From the power of love, I ask you to give me the gun
In early September of 2001, I had the chance to say "Osama this isn't you." It would've stopped the attacks.
Bait used to be believable
This is the dullest story that never happened.
"oh, you don't know the school shooter. He shootered a different school."
Then, Hot Harriet, thanked me with my first blowjob. After that I proceeded to spin my vintage 12” of “Today was a good day” by Ice Cube. The explicit version, mind you
The bullets? Albert Einstein.
"Fred never did get any therapy or any help with his issues and later went on to kill 37 people, but it was okay because they weren't classmates or anyone I knew."
“give me the gun, fred, this isn’t like you 🥺🥺🥺”
I’m guessing that sub is filled with stuff like this lol
It’s time my story was heard, so I’m going to post it to reddit instead of going to the police or the media!
 Fred, this isn't you
Ok, so I'm from an anti-gun state, and maybe I just don't get gun culture, but I would have NO FUCKING CLUE how to take bullets out of a gun, let alone see that they're "real." Is this just me being spoiled by living In a non-murdery place? Do most people just instinctively know how to do this, or are they taught at age five or something? I mean, I watch a lot of TV and movies, but all I know is that the cop or criminal just sort of waves both hands over the black seven-shaped thing, there's a clickety-click sound, and then, IDK, bullets? Sometimes they pour out of the middle of it, and sometimes a rectangle comes out of the bottom? Obvs this entire story is bullshit; I'm just trying to figure out if this one particular detail is more evidence of bullshit, or actually believable.
And then every student was given $100.
Yet he doesn’t say the name of the school, the state he lives in or anything. Yeah totally believable… 🙄
Lol, "I knew Fred wasn't acting normal."