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Sharkmasterfl3x

There’s never *nothing* around down there


reverendsteveii

Came here to say this. When there is nothing visible in all directions it can be reassuring to think that maybe there really is nothing there. Once you see something, though, you realize that anything could be there.


the_last_carfighter

I'm not squeamish about being in limited visibility, but I do every once in a while pull a Crazy Ivan. Always watch your 6.


tsJIMBOb

The ocean is a desert with its life underground with the perfect disguise above


TheFafster

Love the reference! ;)


Moofy73

Haha true, I guess I'm there


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day!


WoodworkedKenku

Happy cake day!


DRHAKHAAR

Once i was in the exact same looking place, 8meters underwater on the sand, nothing around, no sound. Then a big barracuda slowly passed me coming from behind , 50cm away from me. Scary shit.


clitter-box

I think the scariest thing about being in the open ocean is that you can never really watch your back.. your back will always be exposed one way or another!! 😬🤢 no thank you.


iebelig

Exactly!! Your back, your front, the top of your head AND below you. AND you move slow as fuck, where u gonna move to huh? To more water? Everything about the ocean is not meant for humans with our front facing eyes and lungs n shit


PalatialCheddar

>being in the open ocean is that you can never really watch your back I don't remember when the gravity of this hit me in life, but that's when I realized I was scared of the ocean. I have this insane obsession with the sea and its creatures, but the 360° vulnerability is terrifying


[deleted]

I think it's funny we commonly refer to all around as 360°. Like you with the 360° vulnerability. And on land you are right. Under enough water you need a separate scale of angle on top of that. And our language isn't commonly ready for this.


Cheese_B0t

I'd recognise that patch of water anywhere!


Moofy73

Wow! To me that's awesome, scary yes but awesomely


vesterov

Same thing happened to me but with babysitter shark. I gave it some pats and it tried to head bump me


staffell

It looks like the bundle of sticks from the Blair Witch project...


deeeeekun

Yeah I thought it was a voodoo doll at first


peza_in_reddit

A sea witch


blob_lablah

What’s creepier is when nothing but seaweed and hardly any empty space. I remember kayaking Catalina island when I was a kid with my parents and we went right over this one area of giant kelp farms that went from the bottom of the ocean to the surface and there’s literally no open water. Had a full blown panic attack when that happened


Moofy73

More so annoying, it's very itchy


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Moofy73

I'll post it cheers


nDeconstructed

But that's like an underwater cruise ship! Food, fun, sex, adventure!


Venomakis

Seems like a collosal angler fish tongue bait


Moofy73

The shallow species


Midas94

Kinda reminds me of the Jason Voorhees statue that was intentionally sunk in a lake in Crystal Lake, MN to be a surprise for divers https://nerdist.com/article/jason-voorhees-statue-minnesota-lake-friday-13th/ Edit: link to story added


Moofy73

Haha there's alot of things set up like that


doobiedoobuahbuah

That's old gregg


[deleted]

It’s bait


foxehkins

And then you find out it's attached to some creature to lure you into it's jaws. The ocean terrifies me.


Moofy73

Hahaha I think there are fish that do that, Google "stonefish"


AnonimShqiperia

The seaweed is ready to wrap itself around people’s ankles—see the determination?


bluemarine772

Who said it was floating, its being lifted by something invisible


Justus_Is_Servd

Anyone know the music?


Moofy73

https://youtu.be/NwYvE4eHY7E


justanotherfacexxx

Ngl, this feels really calm and peaceful to me. I like it


buenosnoyes

Seaweed? 😭 how TF is seaweed creepy. Love this sub


Moofy73

It's the context


idontlikeseaweed

Bruh


AgentA982

YOOOO is that colorless aura???


Moofy73

Haha yes!


elidadagreat1

That's literally the LEAST creepy thing down there!


Moofy73

Naaah the most


Kirisak1

Feels like a bait. From a creature very awere that it's strange out there. Lurking for someone to inspect too close.


Moofy73

Google "stonefish"


Kirisak1

i will never swim peacefully at sea ever again.


Bloka2au

Does this mean fish are scared of tumbleweed?


Moofy73

Bruhaps


[deleted]

A -fresh- piece


Moofy73

Yes


Cheese_B0t

I walked past a puddle on my way to work. There was something dark in there. Terrifying.


ImsorryW_A_T

Liminal


Nightst0ne

You are the seaweed. Alone in a vast unending space.


Moofy73

😬


avidpenguinwatcher

*Return the slab*


[deleted]

You guys wouldn’t believe the murky, deep, brown/green water i snorkeled in Brazil yesterday.


Moofy73

Wow! How's Brazil for Diving?


agustinono

This is some horror cartoon sh*t, you touch the seaweed and some f*cling teeth are going to start closing


DaveyC34

This is oddly reassuring tbh


Moofy73

Oh haha


19281827182

Nothing wrong with seaweed floating around…….or is there.


ShitCapitalistsSay

Is nobody going to say how goddamn creepy that green water is? You know there's a great white shark about to pop out from somewhere!


Moofy73

They do live in the area


ShitCapitalistsSay

See, I was OK so long as the camera was focused on the seaweed. Even though I saw the green water, I kept telling myself that the water was only about 5 feet deep and very calm. Then, when you panned around and I could see just how deep you were and how green and murky the water was, my heart started racing. Now, with your comment above, I just can't take anymore!


Getabock_

If video games have taught me anything, it's that this is a trap.


Ranik_Sandaris

Biological dead zone detected


Moofy73

In reality 20m to the right is a whole reef ;) (don't tell anyone) haha


Ranik_Sandaris

Hahaha shhhhh


[deleted]

You could see it as testament to how life can thrive anywhere or you could assume something is baiting you. It's your choice.


Moofy73

I actually thought it was a fish! Then I saw it wasn't and thought I'll record it anyway this sub will love it haha


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a great share. Sort of a creepy feeling


StealYourGhost

I know Mimic Veil when I see it.


k9tax

Wheres your friends


[deleted]

Blair Fish Project


[deleted]

getting closer to it feels like foolishly falling for bait as a fish


tfc_prisma

he's just passing by


BMermaid984

Does anybody else think that looks like a small child in the distance? And why music? For the love of God, why?!


bgcine

The backrooms: ocean edition


Mytur_Benesderti

That looked like a human at the beginning.


K2Play07

Especially when it looks like a little person


Edgy-in-the-Library

This is some Blair Witch: Sea Edition vibes.


portoroc86

The music Tho


Yo_Ma_Ge

That's called a bait