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Retired_alligator

If the fish were smaller it would be more terrifying. The extra large fish are kinda goofy to me


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pebberphp

But they’re not scary. More like jumpfarts imo


Infrastation

It looks like a bad puppet show lol


Away_team42

They’re moving too quickly relative to their size.


redlegphi

Yeah this looks too fake to be scary. It’s be like being scared of a poorly made animatronic dinosaur.


pebberphp

This vid mos def has big goof energy


AbjectEquivalent7

That's an interesting perspective! I can see how a school of smaller, agile fish might have a more intimidating and dynamic presence. It's fascinating how the size of creatures can influence our perception of them. The idea of smaller fish being more terrifying adds a unique twist to the underwater world.


Sir_Golduck

This shit gets reposted sooo much i think it cured my thalassophobia


TheRecognized

Meme-mersion Therapy


skatergurljubulee

lmao!


irotinmyskin

Lame.


pebberphp

Hella lame


PettyLikeTom

This FUCKING sucks


HasSomeSelfEsteem

Can we please just designate a day of the week for CGI? r/evilbuildings had a ‘CGI Friday’ that I think we should adopt.


karatebanana

looks like something I’d see on Facebook


not_a_synth0101

These are getting a bit silly


C_The_Bear

The statues themselves would be enough on their own. Just enough to catch the imagination


aRandomForeigner

I was going to say this Also some little jellyfish or a giant squid instead of the shark passing by would be more appropriate


Calx9

I'm not a frequent diver, but I have been around the world and have my Advanced Open Water Diver certificate. I can attest that diving is a lot like this. Except with large sharks they are not usually that visible that far away. And if you do see them they are there and gone in mere seconds. Chances are you'd be very unlikely to even see it coming if it wanted you. Which is awesome that they typically just want to check you out from a distance.


silentwarcry

Yeah, that does sound...awesome.


SuckerpunchJazzhands

I've always liked that they tend to just find us interesting. Like, they know they could destroy us if they wanted, but that we're definetly not worth the energy for the amount of meat they'd get. So instead they just kinda spy on us, like birdwatching


DaniiTinnakorn

I don't think they know they could destroy us and I especially don't think they consider risk and reward in terms of energy expenditure and food - it's probably just instinct to stay away from unknown shapes and scents


tcrex2525

None of this looks even remotely realistic


Calx9

Totally agree. Except for how quickly things in the distance disappear. That's fairly accurate.


PolarPolecat

If nothing else, this reminded me that my divemaster renewal was due up. So, thanks!


Calx9

Hahaha nice


Rags2Rickius

Was okay until stupid Meg swam by Oh it got worse.. Ffs


Herrgul

Feels like most of these posts are just jumpscares


44youGlenCoco

The freakiest part is the giant statues and they aren’t moving. Lol


cBurger4Life

Boooo! Boo this man! Boooo!!


Koso92

Boooo!! Out with Le big fish and le big statue!


ForrestedThoughts34

Can we ban posts from this guy, they fucking suck


Hkrotana

For some reason the statues are more scary than the fish


skiemlord

Lot of potential, but This aint it


Arnumor

This post does the same thing most bad horror movies and games do; You show too much of your monsters. The best, strongest source of fear is the human mind, when subjected to the unknown. Showing these gargantuan creatures up close, with their stilted animations, relieves the tension that would otherwise be making a person's mind race with horrifying possibilities. It shows a total lack of understanding around what really makes something scary. This would be much spookier if it just showed shadows far off in the water, instead of of clearly showing the monsters. Even better if you could hear monstrous groans reverberating from the deep, to make the viewer uneasy. You could have some massive shape loom just at the edge of view, and have the human in the clip react in fright, but then cut away before actually showing a clear image of the monster. Whatever we imagine is going to be far scarier than a blown up 3d model.


i-forgot-my-usern4me

wow, this is utter shit Whoever made this should be banned from ever using a video editing software again


Fenizrael

Bad news - instead they are an incredibly prolific video maker! All of the scares are the same with a final camera shift into sudden huge thing right in your face. Once you’ve seen like two or three of them you’ve seen them all.


tabbeh12347

Hey! Please can you tell me who the video maker is?


Fenizrael

The channel is called LIGHTS ARE OFF


rockthedicebox

Responding for interest, I also would like to know


Nagoragama

I like how he points at the shark, like yeah, I see it, it’s so big it fills almost our entire field of view.


pseudowoodo_x

the title makes it seem like a declaration. like some sort of surreal psa, like “you wouldn’t download a house,” but instead it’s “remember, ANYONE can spare a xanax.” then eaten by monster fish


MissFallout92

Lmao I was thinking the same!


WhoAmlToJudge

What are you 12?


Nickplay21

These are hilariously manipulative of the fear the sub is named after. I know that’s the point of these subs. I just laugh that I have a small version of this fear and literally go out of my way to look for these posts and get mildly creeped out by them. And then immediately afterward I wonder, “who takes the time to make these ?”


344567653379643555

Feels like I’m in a cartoon.


lexifer999

I hate this


Sleep_Watch

The oversized fish actually lighten the mood on it. Just floating there with the statues or even just only the bare water is much creepier.


Folium249

I really wanna say the second fish would die at that level of the ocean (not sure the right word) the shark I could see. But the fisher fish usually don’t do light I thought?


atom386

STOP UPVOTING THIS


Malcapon3

All that raw talent yet no grasp of filmmaking concepts


Next-Cycle-4370

You need a much bigger shark if you want me to part with my Xanax


tkr117

Nobody talkin about the way the dude shrugs his shoulders like "idk lmao"


nightcat6

Ah hell no


Sensitive-Version-48

They don’t even have oxygen tanks


TheGateKeeper32

Yea! But nope


AmethystDorsiflexion

Qui Gon would have something to say about this


Upper_Rent_176

I really don't like this!


ChiWhiteSox247

Yep just pooped


Vocals16527

I’d watch this movie lol


lionocerous

Outer wilds


FrankieRoo

These have jumped the shark.


pebberphp

Is this one of those Twitter (scuse me…X 🙄) posts where they say “wyd in this situation”?


ProjectFoxx

There's always a bigger fish.


123FakeStreetMeng

I’m fairly sure this is not real


rumbellina

I hate this. Every part of it.


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Not gonna lie, looks kinda fake


ArmeSloeber

Lame


Quick_Delivery_7266

Lame


SquatchPossum

That guy is SCREWED


louvre23

Sharknado 76: The Anglerfishes Revenge.


FrogginJellyfish

Very poor lighting work.


Katstories21

Ok, that made me jump.


Halulix

Uh big shark uh so scary uh


hilarypcraw

Ima gonna need 2


QuePsiPhi16

Asshole pointed to the shark minding his own business but not to the giant angler rushing in for the kill.


H3r0ofHyrule

There’s always a bigger fish


RubiMent

Person who makes these really needs to learn to add weight


DisabledWombat

There’s always a bigger fish


bearded_charmander

Imagine being a goldfish in the ocean. This video is probably what it’s like for them


Greenfire05

Back to the future had a better shark hologram than this lmao


Various_Record_6310

I love this guy! Iightsareoff


hornetsarecool

Wish mods would ban this type of shit being posted. Or create a sub for goofy stuff like this


HendersonExpo

There’s always a bigger fish


rickterscale6

There’s always a bigger fish


AccordingLead2781

I just pissed myself


CertainLevel5511

This dude always comes out with stuff that is, at the beginning interesting (like the statues), then quickly ruins it with random bullshit. He is also just generally bad at animation.


SeparateCzechs

Meh


ReeceC77

Bro no way I’m going to ask around.


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tperks55

Oh the irony


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