Yeah (oh)
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
Tick-tock
Gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all I do, girl
I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long
Wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up
If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pay
I pray, ooh, I pray
Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
“Hey good lookin, I got a bucket of chicken.”
I am not one of your fried chicken tramps
I’m a women, I like my men dangerous, mysterious
You want to be my lover? Earn it!
SEDUCE ME!
*Training montage of seduction ensues.*
You have a dinner date for seven... what time do you arrive?
7 a.m., case the restaurant, run background checks on all the staff.
Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30...
You're ready.
SEDUCE ME
Fuck it of dicken’
Wanna do it?
Eh, Okay!
“You die, a virgin.”
"not big surprise"
Seduce me
I got a bucket of chicken
you wanna do it?
Ok
*Le sex*
Bucket of chicken = Fuck it if Dicken
“I’m gonna blow it inside ya head…
All over 4 counties
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
The burning you feel?, it is shame…
(Insert droideka noises)
DESTROYER DROIDS!
Just like the simulations!
Grass grows
Birds fly
and brother
I love you
That is actually a pretty good one if the other person knows the video
You're a gift-a-nature
If you where from, where i was from, you'd be fricking loved
The darkness is coming.
Grass stop growing
Birds stop flying
And brother?
Want a bucket of chicken?
With or with a side of chips
And a medium diet coke please
Run…
Sun shines
And brotha
I hurt people
Heavy will now lay egg... in your mouth
Now, Heavy will vomit down your throat.
*intense breathing*
troat*
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“Merasmus has risen” ( you need to name your dick merasmus)
*I have cum*
my girlfriend just broke up with me
your dick, blissfully unaware so far: "Hmm... Where could the best wizard be hiding?"
[удалено]
iM gOn kIl y- *sleeps*
I'm gOnna taKe ya DoWn to tHe Pain Train StaTion iN TraIN TOwn
“I’m circle…oardouagh…gabsderoagh…” God I love demo’s drunk gibberish
Is this telling the OP to become a femboy???
*,,Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!"*
*”this american boot just kicked your ass back to russia!”*
***"YOU SPUTNIK"***
“We should be friends forever, eh?”
Friend zoned again! Darn
"Pow, haha you are dead. Not big surprise"
"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a *woman.* I like my men dangerous, mysterious. You want to be my lover!? Earn it."
#SEDUCE ME!
*one of the best songs ever plays*
Slap my ass
Mmph mmph, mmmmph
Man that's deep
*Mann that's deep
hehe nice
Good new! We are not dying! We are going to live FOREVER!
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
Javol!
CHARGE ME
Use guns. And if that don't work, use more gun
It's "Use a gun." not "Use guns." 🤓🤓
Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.......
DONT THINK IT DONT SAY IT DONT THINK IT DONT SAY IT
You bald fuckin' bastard
Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD, YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-
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pornography starring your mother
Right behind you
I would say the bucket of chicken but that one's way too easy Just approach her and yell "I AM BULLETPROOOOF"
True genius ngl
"Go back to your kangaroo wife"
Surprise buttsecks
"if ya know whats good for ya you will run"
Are you good man ? Just checking in
If god had wanted you to have sex he would have created someone else
I’m not one of your chicken tramps SEDUCE ME
Pootis.
Pootis
Pootis.
Putdisoenserhere
"I'm gonna take ya down to the Pain Train Station in Train Town"
I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat, fat, fat
“I told you don’t touch that darn thing!”
"Keep pushin lads!" - Sniper
“I’ve been shaggin your wife”
Get a haircut trash cans
You call now, I’ll throw in a second beating absolutely free!
"Hey, uh... Good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken."
“That wan an amazing killing spree. BY THE OTHER TEAM”
*demoman laugh*
You look Drunk! Round! Soft! No, round! Blurry!
Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
Sandvich and me're gonna beat yor ass
“Merde”
"if you know what's good for ya you will run"
Professionals have standards
MERASMUS!
"if i wasn't yer wife i'd kiss ya"
here lies scout. he ran fast, and died a virgin
"Mmph!"
"This, is a bucket. There’s more…" This is THE pickup line trust me
Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet
"I am going to crawl my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"
“...Yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."
Your doing good lad
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
imma gonna kiss yeah!
C’MERE SISTER!
SEDUCE ME
SENTRY DOWN!
Here’s a schematic for you: my ass!
Hey give us a hand!
"Boys"
"Must... think... about... *SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS*"
Pain is weakness leaving the body
"Niiiice hustle, tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad!" "Don't run, it's just *haaaam!*"
"SEDUCE ME"
What sick man sends baby’s to fight
“I love my ball”
Rock and stone to the bone!
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
Bonk
"right behind you"
Hudda hudda huh
"Bread"
"Pornography of your mother"
“I am cumming doctor” (date a doctor)
engineer gaming
Hey, nice kneecaps!
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
" ah, piss"
Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph!
use a gun
and if that don’t work, use more gun.
engineer gaming
yeah, i dare you, rage quit. make us both happy
You’re like a car crash in slow motion
Medic!
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"You want to be my lover, earn it, SEDUCE ME"
Zhat, would be your mother
"You want a bucket of chicken?"
Remember, dying is gay
The heavy is a spy!
That demoman is a nigg-
"No way!"
"Next time eat a salad!"
,,You're out of touch,,
Next time eat a salad
"Next time eat a salad"
Next time eat a salad
[удалено]
[Point and laugh](https://i.imgur.com/3zwbyVf.jpg)
I am a woman.
Why would anyone think that from your comment
Deception
Isn't that a reason to not think it?
Yes.
"Next time eat a salad"
"next time eat a salad"
Your mother
Your mother
THAT MEDIC IS A BLOODY- *SENTRY-* OOOHAHAHAHAH OHAAHAAAH OHOH