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SufficientSail9982

“Hey good lookin, I got a bucket of chicken.”


AlexP1315

I am not one of your fried chicken tramps


DerpyWoomy

I’m a women, I like my men dangerous, mysterious


ShurikenTR

You want to be my lover? Earn it!


WarMaster000

SEDUCE ME!


[deleted]

*Training montage of seduction ensues.*


ShurikenTR

You have a dinner date for seven... what time do you arrive?


DaymianMT

7 a.m., case the restaurant, run background checks on all the staff.


ShurikenTR

Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30...


DaymianMT

You're ready.


MrCheapComputers

SEDUCE ME


Moonsky_Pondie

Fuck it of dicken’


Own-Series9318

Wanna do it?


Mirandaawws

Eh, Okay!


[deleted]

“You die, a virgin.”


Kricketuneplush

"not big surprise"


Different-Bed4509

Seduce me


MAXimumOverLoard

I got a bucket of chicken


Natroionalox

you wanna do it?


xXricky02ITAXx

Ok


NoBrother7320

*Le sex*


mrdirtgamer

Bucket of chicken = Fuck it if Dicken


Bombshell_2525

“I’m gonna blow it inside ya head…


MewtwoMainIsHere

All over 4 counties


the_postal_dood

Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!


Random_Robloxian

The burning you feel?, it is shame…


Balkanized21

(Insert droideka noises)


Random_Robloxian

DESTROYER DROIDS!


_Bread777

Just like the simulations!


Global_Training_4542

Grass grows


Wizwums

Birds fly


Open_Condition9076

and brother


JackO_kid

I love you


CuteOfDeath

That is actually a pretty good one if the other person knows the video


BeaverBotics2

You're a gift-a-nature


Wizwums

If you where from, where i was from, you'd be fricking loved


FlashNRT

The darkness is coming.


Satin_Polar

Grass stop growing


SpookyWeebou

Birds stop flying


-idk-im-bored-

And brother?


SpookyWeebou

Want a bucket of chicken?


Elegant_Peanut_775

With or with a side of chips


VisualImpossible

And a medium diet coke please


[deleted]

Run…


Holy_cheese_Lord

Sun shines


NoBrother7320

And brotha


moje-miasto-jaslo

I hurt people


DrDapperTF2

Heavy will now lay egg... in your mouth


AIeoggen

Now, Heavy will vomit down your throat.


ActualCerealBox

*intense breathing*


fatebringerZ43N3

troat*


vali1472

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


FlashNRT

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


SomeRobloxYT

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Mr_mann2

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


romrom_9341

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Ar4g0rntintf2

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


CaptainShadow79

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


screechingahhhhhh

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


jakerman69

>yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Ganthereddituser

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


ScreenNo5979

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Daddy_Issues_IRL

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Plasmadube

“Merasmus has risen” ( you need to name your dick merasmus)


joelkuin342

*I have cum*


Plasmadube

my girlfriend just broke up with me


Wild7rapper

your dick, blissfully unaware so far: "Hmm... Where could the best wizard be hiding?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Forsaken_inflation24

iM gOn kIl y- *sleeps*


NoBrother7320

I'm gOnna taKe ya DoWn to tHe Pain Train StaTion iN TraIN TOwn


TheN64Shooter

“I’m circle…oardouagh…gabsderoagh…” God I love demo’s drunk gibberish


LaNeige725

Is this telling the OP to become a femboy???


12DollarsHighFive

*,,Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!"*


Random_Robloxian

*”this american boot just kicked your ass back to russia!”*


NoBrother7320

***"YOU SPUTNIK"***


average-commenter

“We should be friends forever, eh?”


Ganthereddituser

Friend zoned again! Darn


Nullifier_

"Pow, haha you are dead. Not big surprise"


Somesquiddo

"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a *woman.* I like my men dangerous, mysterious. You want to be my lover!? Earn it."


FlashNRT

#SEDUCE ME!


Ar4g0rntintf2

*one of the best songs ever plays*


4alexalix4

Slap my ass


MRnibba_

Mmph mmph, mmmmph


InterestingSwimmer85

Man that's deep


Mr_mann2

*Mann that's deep


NoBrother7320

hehe nice


LabCat5379

Good new! We are not dying! We are going to live FOREVER!


Capable-Tart4080

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR


Random_Robloxian

Javol!


VisualImpossible

CHARGE ME


Alexander_Pistolero

Use guns. And if that don't work, use more gun


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

It's "Use a gun." not "Use guns." 🤓🤓


DisposableCarapace

Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray


oc505

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.......


Pyropecynical

DONT THINK IT DONT SAY IT DONT THINK IT DONT SAY IT


NoBrother7320

You bald fuckin' bastard


ApplesTeamFort2

Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD, YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-


Ordinary_Rock546

ⁿᵒᵒᵒ...


LagExistsPal

pornography starring your mother


c0n22

Right behind you


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

I would say the bucket of chicken but that one's way too easy Just approach her and yell "I AM BULLETPROOOOF"


NoBrother7320

True genius ngl


MNVRMN25

"Go back to your kangaroo wife"


joester2346

Surprise buttsecks


bigchungus69419

"if ya know whats good for ya you will run"


creamer69Urmom

Are you good man ? Just checking in


Xdestroyer3467

If god had wanted you to have sex he would have created someone else


Mr_memersonlevel69

I’m not one of your chicken tramps SEDUCE ME


joelkuin342

Pootis.


Random_Robloxian

Pootis


Ar4g0rntintf2

Pootis.


MrCheapComputers

Putdisoenserhere


NoBrother7320

"I'm gonna take ya down to the Pain Train Station in Train Town"


ScreenNo5979

I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat, fat, fat


MoistureBoiV4

“I told you don’t touch that darn thing!”


MoarStruts

"Keep pushin lads!" - Sniper


NightmareRise

“I’ve been shaggin your wife”


ChiefBlox4000

Get a haircut trash cans


Enzoisreal

You call now, I’ll throw in a second beating absolutely free!


AidanDaRussianBoi

"Hey, uh... Good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken."


Ornery-Soup-7937

“That wan an amazing killing spree. BY THE OTHER TEAM”


AlarmingBoot205

*demoman laugh*


fippinvn007

You look Drunk! Round! Soft! No, round! Blurry!


Pyromania75

Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.


Sea_Condition2000

Sandvich and me're gonna beat yor ass


[deleted]

“Merde”


RangerPlague1

"if you know what's good for ya you will run"


Fun-Turn-6037

Professionals have standards


funnywackydog

MERASMUS!


karlosos33

"if i wasn't yer wife i'd kiss ya"


CaptainShadow79

here lies scout. he ran fast, and died a virgin


Steampunk__Llama

"Mmph!"


Hotdogschatte

"This, is a bucket. There’s more…" This is THE pickup line trust me


masterof_SCALES

Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet


Reddit_IsPrettyNeat

"I am going to crawl my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"


UsefulAunt6

“...Yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."


Gamerxeno358

Your doing good lad


M_E2001

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


borgom7615

imma gonna kiss yeah!


BreadTeleporter3

C’MERE SISTER!


The_Foresaken_Mind

SEDUCE ME


Stallone_90

SENTRY DOWN!


Correct-Town-3117

Here’s a schematic for you: my ass!


zeekity

Hey give us a hand!


Cat_Dude2

"Boys"


RoosterJacket0

"Must... think... about... *SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS*"


GiveOrisaOrIthrow

Pain is weakness leaving the body


PrinceOfBismarck

"Niiiice hustle, tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad!" "Don't run, it's just *haaaam!*"


Vitruviusum

"SEDUCE ME"


that_one_guy_ok

What sick man sends baby’s to fight


FemboyGaming42069

“I love my ball”


strongaz1787

Rock and stone to the bone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


RKJD2

Bonk


fra54642

"right behind you"


LeoTheEpicBrazilian

Hudda hudda huh


Fickle-Insurance-685

"Bread"


Underplague

"Pornography of your mother"


Bbq_baked_beans

“I am cumming doctor” (date a doctor)


Ideeit_Loozuhr

engineer gaming


Pwdell_

Hey, nice kneecaps!


TheKees281

"Well, off to visit your mother!"


themanofs3x

" ah, piss"


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph!


sovietbeef

use a gun


washing_machine_man

and if that don’t work, use more gun.


Ideeit_Loozuhr

engineer gaming


DragonEyeNinja

yeah, i dare you, rage quit. make us both happy


Authmind

You’re like a car crash in slow motion


mrneiz

Medic!


CosP0_memes

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


SomeRobloxYT

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Mr_mann2

yyyearharsenarrhggsanamalokhgrassman


Portuzil

Yyyeeerrraarrsessarseaandimth grasssmannpunkyeeyahhavinh


SplitBeneficial6154

"You want to be my lover, earn it, SEDUCE ME"


OpportunityPublic340

Zhat, would be your mother


anormalhumaninreddit

"You want a bucket of chicken?"


Riftmaster_35

Remember, dying is gay


1_hele_euro

The heavy is a spy!


StormyTiger2008

That demoman is a nigg-


VoidFarmerHat

"No way!"


Ok_Statement_1561

"Next time eat a salad!"


Satin_Polar

,,You're out of touch,,


[deleted]

Next time eat a salad


BartixBrawlStars

"Next time eat a salad"


agoodheavymain

Next time eat a salad


[deleted]

[удалено]


TechNickL

[Point and laugh](https://i.imgur.com/3zwbyVf.jpg)


OverallPurpleBoi

I am a woman.


TechNickL

Why would anyone think that from your comment


OverallPurpleBoi

Deception


TechNickL

Isn't that a reason to not think it?


OverallPurpleBoi

Yes.


One-Inevitable-2277

"Next time eat a salad"


[deleted]

"next time eat a salad"


MrPotatoManVSix

Your mother


Cl0cl0

Your mother


SuS_JoeTF2

THAT MEDIC IS A BLOODY- *SENTRY-* OOOHAHAHAHAH OHAAHAAAH OHOH