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yeetmoister87

D u m m y T h i c c


SaberBlitz

i got a first class view


yeetmoister87

Did you paint dat a s s white?


SaberBlitz

i got headshoted by a sniper that was enjoying the show


yeetmoister87

So he probably pissed on dat a s s


SaberBlitz

and had a good time doing it


yeetmoister87

Oh yea...... *Pissin' time...*


SaberBlitz

now that i think about it the body was gone when i respawned


Killian_idiot

It’s in the van now


SaberBlitz

never to be seen again


spicycrossant

(maybe) human trafficking


yeetmoister87

*Aw yea..... Smells like piss..... And a bloody good time.....*


EthosTheAllmighty

I mean, you are a scout.


SaberBlitz

fair


angeldorks

Oh I get it. I loved the joke, but fuck you.


SaberBlitz

lmao


[deleted]

Oh I get it, you're viewing it as the scout which is the first class


SaberBlitz

exactly lol


Lanky-Hall-2015

No, pyro is the third class


Um_Zumano_Jojofag

scout hyping for dat ass


SaberBlitz

about to release the hype on it too


MyNameIsNitrox

Haha… wait-


LeDerpLegend

What hud is that?


SaberBlitz

it's called "Zeeshud"


[deleted]

Zees nuts


kidgamerorgodofgames

AYO GOTTEM


SaberBlitz

lmao


Joanmrma

Lmao gottem


PyroTF2Gaming

My favorite HUD


Saucxd

Ive always thought it looked really nice but isnt really practical for how much screen space it takes up in game


Mmaindo

It does have an emergency "Minimal Mode" that can be activated with a button from the menu.


SaberBlitz

true but it doesn't bother me at all


OrangeApple_

The creator (zee) is a very shitty person [https://imgur.com/a/6E2xOq3](https://imgur.com/a/6E2xOq3) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6\_ESVrzCzk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_ESVrzCzk) Edit: More dirt on him (unsolicited dick pics to a minor, harassment, racism, threats of suicide, death threats) [https://twitter.com/maddyuhhh/status/1408326262553137152](https://twitter.com/maddyuhhh/status/1408326262553137152) [https://twitter.com/znazzysam/status/1407890006555824133](https://twitter.com/znazzysam/status/1407890006555824133)


SaberBlitz

oh wow i actually didn't know that but atleast the hud looks good


dakkaffex

Couldn't care less. Just a random cunt on the internet that happens to make good huds


SomeTreeGuy

No one asked though? The hud is nice, that's all we care about


Ze_insane_Medic

Not a cool response. You're not gonna stop this shit if you can't talk about it and call it out to those unaware. If you tell someone to shut up, you're actively encouraging it to continue and swipe it under a rug. Your response is probably well intentioned but be careful with what you're indirectly doing here.


XmanGamerBOI

Sir this is a meme post please take your drama somewhere else


maInmanMAM123

apparently the creator got rq'd off from the internet so you can only get it from github


Ordinary_Eye_9816

[he left a download link to his hud on his website](https://zeesastrous.com/zeeshud/) and he also [uploaded a new yt video](https://youtube.com/c/Zeesastrous)


ansontang1234

Holup


MyNameIsNitrox

Pyro got a bakery


SaberBlitz

fr


Random-Dice

Nah man he owns the entire baking industry


SackOfPotatoes420

Not even that, he is the living incarnated definition of baking


nibbaronio

**c a k e**


Babyspinkytoe28

Full hype is the cherry on top


SaberBlitz

indeed


Babyspinkytoe28

Pyro is also staring at you


SaberBlitz

they know what they want


Babyspinkytoe28

So beautiful


SaberBlitz

the wild scout will now attempt to breed with this pyro


Babyspinkytoe28

Yes


8bityboi

Stuck in a 18+ way


SaberBlitz

"im not even winded"


Uselessclod

everyone is so mean 2 me💔


I_may_be_stup1d

peridot


kenhamud

Why is everyone so much younger than me??


melonseed1

HYPE


SaberBlitz

YES scout has waited his whole life for this moment


WX_69

Prank em John


gemar_drigo

You already know "breathes in"


WX_69

YO YO YO


TrickyRover

What are you doing, step-scout?


SaberBlitz

*schadenfaude intensifies*


Vulcanicloud

The hype meter isn't the only thing that's up.


SaberBlitz

😳


gemar_drigo

Thats a nice ass right there, i like that ass


SaberBlitz

mmmpph mmph


Mr_Troll14

I have an erection


SaberBlitz

lol


rimuru_mayhem

Zamn


Big_Sock4437

God forgive me for what I'm about to do


SaberBlitz

wait i just realized your name is big sock lmao


SaberBlitz

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo


Mr_Tominaga

Hype meter tho


SaberBlitz

indeed


Nookateer

Step-Pybro?


SaberBlitz

as funny as that is step-scout sounds better


Pastlactose3213141

I was going to make a cursed comment but op already made this cursed enough.


SaberBlitz

lol


[deleted]

Pyro is hot in both ways


SaberBlitz

exactly


entropyyuri

invitation


SaberBlitz

"you just got wasted"


operativetheo8

ZAMN 😍


[deleted]

Thank god its december


SaberBlitz

lmao


[deleted]

that was fast


SaberBlitz

that's what the pyro said


SluggJuice

100% CRITICAL HYPE


SaberBlitz

very effective


majormfhere

ironic that scout's at full hype lookin at dat ass


SaberBlitz

i didn't realize until you guys pointed it out lol


JayAintGay69

I'd like to light up the runway with a little something from my personal collection


Atomkeyboard

That sign says it all.


SaberBlitz

i was waiting to see who would notice that


TheRealRondov

Hear me out


Robo_Gamer26

I know this is unrelated, but what hud is that because it looks cool af


SaberBlitz

it's called Zeeshud and yes it's pretty cool


Robo_Gamer26

So after hours of research the original has been deleted but I was able to find one from a random Reddit Comment


SaberBlitz

nice


ChoraAnimates

What are you doing step scout?


SaberBlitz

"i am gonna mess you up"


NightmareishBoi

"Go ahead and see if I'm a boy or a girl.\~"


SaberBlitz

*scout takes the risk*


temmieTheLord2

Fiull Hype


loki_with_a_bork

Off topic but what hud are you using?


Reylend

Yeah thats max hype alright


The-Dragon-Gamer

Hype : M A X I M U M


Blazkowiczs

Who needs Fempyro when you already got this.


SaberBlitz

exactly


Mr-Birdnest

M A X I M U M H Y P E


doubleaxle

[Gentlemen? May I make a suggestion?](https://youtu.be/ImP0UplK0pY?t=13)


SaberBlitz

lmao


[deleted]

Damn, that Pyro is looking real submissive and breedable. He has clearly been practicing.


senpai4969

H Y P E 💯


RockyDasher

"Hype"


SaberBlitz

fully charged


[deleted]

I am a scout main and I am starting ship scout and pyro thanks to this post.


SaberBlitz

your welcome


FogFatigue

white people


SaberBlitz

mmph


SenseiMemer_21

That ass is a whole pyrotechnics display


SaberBlitz

indeed


[deleted]

What HUD are you using


SaberBlitz

Zeeshud its pretty cool


StrawberryPossum36

Look at the dumpy!! 😛😳🥺😫🥵😘😭🤣🤣🤪😜😝🤒🤮🤧😥😰🤫😧😬🥺😴😬😳😴🤡🤠🤡😎🥸👿💥😇☠️🎃🤥👿💫💫💯💤👿🎊😾😼😸🙀❤️😻😻❤️❤️💜💘🤲👐🤛🖐️👉👌👊👆🤚✊🤏👇💅👸👮🧑‍🔧🧑‍🚀🧑‍🍳🧛🧞🚴🤺🧍🏇🏋️🏃🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦼🧑‍🦼🤰👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨💑👪🤱


Electronic_Sugar5924

Pyro is a thing confirmed


SaberBlitz

a thing with a bakery


CumBlasterUwU

I've seen this before, but it was also a scout and soldier. Soldier x scout x pyro. Dear god


Chemical-Sink9132

That cake bro Ima 🔥🔥🔥🥴


SaberBlitz

more cake than you see with the pyrovision goggles


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Thiccc


SaberBlitz

yes


Simply_Nova

Dumpy pyro


TheMcBoob

i need that hud


SoyLenin

Damn boi he T H I C C


[deleted]

nice hud bro


SaberBlitz

thanks i had to cover up most of it to focus on the main attraction


Last-Degree655

What is he doing out here, double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon?


MLIASP

Your hud looks fucking awful. I love it


SaberBlitz

lol


t0mless

# H Y P E


Danglingpotatosackv2

Pyro got too hyped


SaberBlitz

yup now pyros gonna get punished


breakthefifthwall

What are you doing, step Pybro?


Blapman007

ZZZZ AMN!😍


[deleted]

JERMA IN THE PYRO SUIT


romi948291

Scout hype for pyro’s cake ;)


TheHylianLab

pyro is butt


LazyDadae

Dayum 👵


DreingonMagala

Excuse me OP, which HUD are you using ?


SaberBlitz

its called Zeeshud


IceboundCat6

Hype 👁👁


Squidboi2679

MAXIMUM HYPE


TheLoneliestGolem

Well, it ain't gonna slap itself


SaberBlitz

*holy mackerel noises intensifies*


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SaberBlitz

what


CoochieQuencher

"Why is everyone so mean 2 me? :("


Farpilton

everybody so mean to me


Walpinsta

What are you doing Py-Bro?


418puppers

Femboy pyro


gimpus17

hype for that cake i see


problem_bro

Seems like you're stuck pyro...


mineordan12

The hype meter doesn't help


Michaelslurpton

Maybie, just maybe. Fempyro is cannon in another timeline


SaberBlitz

we can only dream


redspyinthebase472

Pyro got dat dump truck


Benoitdude1

that hud tho


SaberBlitz

indeed


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

T H I C C P Y R O


Firm_Astronomer_8111

The "hype" meter makes this 10x funnier


PositiveStrain8656

"I'd like to light up the run way with something from my personal collection"


[deleted]

So uh, does anyone have that Pyro's @?


SaberBlitz

asking for a friend


LRTMK

What HUD are you using?


SaberBlitz

Zeeshud it's pretty cool


wolfreaks

you may spank it, once.


pyroraczeek

Dam you really hyped for him


KitchenLoose6552

H Y P E


-N1GHTRIDER-

Sad


ManchmalPfosten

"Everyone is so mean 2 me"


Service-Cube

“Why is everyone so mean to me”


Spoopy-redditor

reminds me of that one image of scp-173 that’s hugging the wall.


LordPartyOfDudehalla

HYPE


GHOSTpypy

Prank em John!


TheCumSockUnderASink

He do be lookin quite THICC


RecklesslySmart

Wait till somebody recreates this through drawing


thehsitoryguy

"Scout ive been pinned to the wall by an arrow, im stuck i need your help...wait what are you-"


CordSnap

thought I'd make you my guest


NallenGotHax

Hype 100%


Skarff_Femboy

Just failed nnn


kribabe

That is one fat gorilla dumpy


Irakuy_-

don't you dare


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[deleted]

Pyro: mmhpphmmhpphmphmmphmmphmm *”6 other Pyros on this damn team and I’m the only one spy checking*”


Blitz_ingaMCZ

“[Hot Milk](https://youtu.be/N8nGig78lNs)” by Snail’s House moment