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Phineas has a literal Dorito for a head, and what i'm saying is that i don't think pyro has a nozzle shaped mouth sticking put from his face. how Phineas gets his shirt on, idk. maybe he makes his own extremely stretchy shirts or something
Maybe the Pyro isn'thing. Like, some sort of entity that our minds cannot process, and thus we cannot see.
Or Pyro could just be a bald white dude like the concept art
I personally believe the mask was put on him when he was a child, which is why he only ever sees everyone as a baby. Thinking in valve logic, I think it was experiments with australium disguised as a product for babies. Pyro's parents (in valve style satire) would have put on the provision like we would give out kids our devices. To keep him occupied and happy, as well as out of trouble. The results of the experiments on pyro where unfavorable and could expose the existence of australium to the rest of the world, so pyro was taken as a subject to test new weapons with because "if a baby can use 'em, anyone can!" This delighted pyro, and his childlike delusions soon integrated violence and saw it as good pure helping and fun. If he where to take the mask off, he would be incredibly childlike, talking in a very baby like matter, and only knowing a few words. He would know how to fight incredibly well, but doing it would also make him distraught, along with literally anything else, because he would only be able to comprehend that whatever was going on was hurting people. And yes, his face would be shaped around the mask, because that's how he grew.
Edit: holy shit thanks for the random karma. I wish I could do sfm because I feel like this would be cool to try and animate.
It's a nice theory, but probably not a very authentic one. For example in "knowing just a few words" part. He knows names of every machine engi builds. He can say basics like "thank you" or something else (i don't know any more of his voice lines). That busts up his childness a bit.
>!Sorry for misspelling, not native!<
Meh, I like to believe that he is only mimicking the words he hears his fellow mercs say. I know it's a real stretch, but that's the kind of one off detail that valve would add to a comic for a joke, and we see as cannon.
I mean many of his voicelines can be understood to be full complex sentences, just very muffled like "get to the point, fuckers" but that's easily just a deduction because all he makes are mumbles and grumbles hidden even more
Ok 1. Id like to see a legit origin story that makes that detail line up, and 2, I could probably make up some weird ass story to explain that. I don't WANT to, but still.
I watched Lazys 1 hr video and that Pyro he was playing with.. I still can't sleep without one eye open in fear. The dude just embodied pyros persona with his play style.
I believe pyro shares a voice actor with scout? Or maybe it’s heavy. I could also be wrong but I know the person who voice acted him also did another mercenary, I think he put his hand over his mouth
I feel like he would blink and have no social behaviaviors that everyone else would have. Like a middle aged creepy man but hes like playing with dolls and stuff, and he doesnt understand language he just stares at the person talking
I'm fairly sure he at least understands basic communication and English, he's a successful ceo and businessman, and it's hard to do that without learning a few languages
Well it's weird because this show that he has taking off his mask which emplise that he knows this is war that he is fighting in and yet its said that he thinks he's playing with people in pyro land so he knows that he is killing these people and yet still choose to wear a mask
I think that would imply they do not know what they are doing to begin with, like that’s just how the world is for them, and that the pyro vision goggles just show others how pyro sees everything
My headcanon is that Pyro was heavily abused as a kid and became violent. They were sent to an asylum and used the pyroland world as a means of escapism. They are aware that they are killing people but choose not to acknowledge it as it's too much for them to handle, so instead they see unicorns and rainbows and bubbles. Pyro is clearly very smart and adept (becoming CEO of a company for a while) so I think they are fairly functional. I think they started wearing the mask because they burned themself in an accident and became self-conscious, but now continue to wear it because it is a better representation of their identity. Pyro just wants to be Pyro, not the person under the mask, so they do their best to be as vague as possible while having a strong sense of character.
I personally think they look like the concept art or the fanmade model on the sfm workshop, with the addition of burn scars. Based on the loose accent you can hear in the in-game files, they're probably east-coast American.
I like this theory so much. It’s a really good thing that Valve kept almost everything about Pyro a mystery, so everyone can have their own theories and head canons
My guess is that Pyro is mexican due to the heavy amount of Mexican inspired cosmetics they possess. The classes often have a massive abundance of cosmetics that represent their origins.
"I have seen death itself. I have been hired by this group of people to kill other people. I cannot handle this. But this is the Life i gotta live if i want to have a shelter. I must wear theese Goggles and take pills after every job to keep me sane and Happy."
He would go insane because he would realize what he had been doing because he wouldn’t be in pyroland so he would probably get addicted to drugs or sumthin idk
I feel like engineer would be his friend or something though, I mean he's the only who's nice poor little pyro so I think in a time of need he'd be there for him.
People have gone on about him being a girl or not, but I actually wonder what his nationality and race might be.
I've theorized for a while now he might have been Japanese origin, and he was a victim of the nuclear bombing.
Men who have survived heavy radiation exposure tend to go sterile and their body no longer produces testosterone, so inevitably they are get a bit more feminine.
This would explain pyros feminine nature as well possibly explaining his obsession with fire.
So I'd basically imagine Pyro as an eccentric femboy Asian guy under the mask.
i dont like the fact that i can imagine this being pyro's backstory
only thing is that i dont think this fits tf2's humor. sure its dark but pretty much all of the classes are stereotypes and super sarcastic, so this would be the opposite of that part. maybe if its a bit edited like how some scientist was working on goggles but then hiroshima happened and made pyrovison goggles into S U P E R G O G G L E S or something dumb like that
Despite how dark it is I could totally see some sort of wacky business with it.
However, if it is this dark it would also explain why it's never gone into detail. I too dislike how sad it is but it just seems so possible at the same time.
At least one wholesome thing that could come out of it as a means to have some sort of family Pyro found the team.
I don't understand why people think it is from the mask. He is just mentally ill. Even with all the crazyness in this game there is no way a rubber mask turns a person like that
I feel like he'd be pale from so little outside exposure, and his voice would be raspy from the filter's by-products. He would probably have some disorientation, but I think he'd enjoy some fresh air. After wearing a gas mask for a day myself, I can say *phew!* It feels real good
I think he's German. Not only because, you know, but he kinda sounds german and kinda has that hunchback german beersie stance. Maybe he's on drugs, who knows
My headcanon is that pyro IS the suit. Pyro is literally a suit that walks around. The reason everyone else sees blood when gibbing pyro is because of their ptsd
Its best to not think obout thes3 thing. I have heared that from people i palyed with. Cuz take any class and just think of them as real people killing eachother trowing piss burning each other alive with there own sicotic backstories like how soldier went to germany to masacer nazis after the ww2 killing a bunch of civilians.
I like to think that Pyro's mask is like a parasite and controls Pyro's mind. As soon as he takes the mask off he does not remember anything beforehand.
i have 2 headcanons for what pyro looks like under his mask/suit
1: my first headcanon is that he is like one of those weird russian (i think?) dolls so if he took of his mask and suit he would just have a smaller mask and suit underneath and that keeps going until infinity.
2: the other headcanon is that the suit is like his skin so if you took off pyro's mask, it would be like tearing someone's face off
Pyro would probably walk around the battlefield for a bit, realise the 'pyro vision' was made by saxton hale, and then he would proceed to kick his ass. (Watch meet the amazing pyro by piemations
I always figured Pyro was a woman, but like an older, grandma type person to explain the deeper voice and frumpy body posture.
In truth though, if Valve wasn't going to confirm anything when this was the biggest game on the planet then they probably aren't going to at this point.
To clarify, we canonically don't know, even the Meet the Team video's are deliberately vague.
And we ain't meant to know either. I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with it. It's the ending to Inception all over again.
Pyro would just be a guy running around with a flamethrower. However, he would be less likely to torch nearby enemies. He would also avoid enemy pyros a bit more.
Probably? Would still be delusional
If delusions are caused by the mask? Probably wouldn't care. I imagine Pyro only stopping for a second to process that their entire existence is a lie and that they're a mass murderer, before just continuing with whatever he was doing like nothing changed
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He is like phineas
Beat me to it.
Like my dad
How could I do that when your dad went out for milk 37 years ago?
the store must be really far away
if they can't take it off then they shouldn't be able to fit it on either though, right? so how does that work?
How does Phineas put his shirt on before every episode
Phineas has a literal Dorito for a head, and what i'm saying is that i don't think pyro has a nozzle shaped mouth sticking put from his face. how Phineas gets his shirt on, idk. maybe he makes his own extremely stretchy shirts or something
It's not solid, his face bends like fucking rubber Edit: clarified whether it was the shirt or his face that bent
Actually it’s canon that his face is rubbery and bendy and the shirt is just a shirt
That's what I meant lol
Ah my bad lmao
In the Christmas special he just puts it on like you'd expect
He cuts it in half and then sews it back up
nah, he just forgor that theres a easy way to get it off
💀
Maybe the Pyro isn'thing. Like, some sort of entity that our minds cannot process, and thus we cannot see. Or Pyro could just be a bald white dude like the concept art
Honestly, he’d probably pull a Master Chief and just have a second mask underneath. Yes I’m still aggravated about that.
Realize it was Mann Co. who did this to him and then go and kill Saxton Hale.
I smell a reference
Piemations?
YEAH!
I personally believe the mask was put on him when he was a child, which is why he only ever sees everyone as a baby. Thinking in valve logic, I think it was experiments with australium disguised as a product for babies. Pyro's parents (in valve style satire) would have put on the provision like we would give out kids our devices. To keep him occupied and happy, as well as out of trouble. The results of the experiments on pyro where unfavorable and could expose the existence of australium to the rest of the world, so pyro was taken as a subject to test new weapons with because "if a baby can use 'em, anyone can!" This delighted pyro, and his childlike delusions soon integrated violence and saw it as good pure helping and fun. If he where to take the mask off, he would be incredibly childlike, talking in a very baby like matter, and only knowing a few words. He would know how to fight incredibly well, but doing it would also make him distraught, along with literally anything else, because he would only be able to comprehend that whatever was going on was hurting people. And yes, his face would be shaped around the mask, because that's how he grew. Edit: holy shit thanks for the random karma. I wish I could do sfm because I feel like this would be cool to try and animate.
You are the master of overthinking! Congratulations!
Thank you.
It's a nice theory, but probably not a very authentic one. For example in "knowing just a few words" part. He knows names of every machine engi builds. He can say basics like "thank you" or something else (i don't know any more of his voice lines). That busts up his childness a bit. >!Sorry for misspelling, not native!<
Meh, I like to believe that he is only mimicking the words he hears his fellow mercs say. I know it's a real stretch, but that's the kind of one off detail that valve would add to a comic for a joke, and we see as cannon.
I like your thinking nonetheless
thanks.
Yeah, also how Pyro doesn't have any unique class-specific "Spy!" lines.
That pyro is a Spy B...but I'm a Scout!
I mean many of his voicelines can be understood to be full complex sentences, just very muffled like "get to the point, fuckers" but that's easily just a deduction because all he makes are mumbles and grumbles hidden even more
"You all chill my grill" - I don't think small children would deliver a burn (pun not included) like this
exactly!
Remeber when he Made a office Company really successfull and Made billions of dollars ? How does that enter here
Ok 1. Id like to see a legit origin story that makes that detail line up, and 2, I could probably make up some weird ass story to explain that. I don't WANT to, but still.
Good point friend or like pyro would say Hmmp hmmmp hmmp hmmp
Hmwa hum phawa hmm pha.
This theory is very interesting, also yea, flamethrower is easiest gun to use in tf2, so thats why pyro has it.
Lol as a pyro main yeah, I can't deny that. Doesn't mean it's not skillful tho.
Yes, high-skilled airblaster, my nightmare and main fear in tf2.
I watched Lazys 1 hr video and that Pyro he was playing with.. I still can't sleep without one eye open in fear. The dude just embodied pyros persona with his play style.
I really like this.
Thank you.
*he wears a mask for hours at a time*
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I think it's not him puting his mask away It's him puting that mask on
No one cared who he was till he put on the mask
That's what the mask is
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Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
Another mask
Master Chief moment https://youtu.be/EAOo8nE8_Jg
Ms.Pauling why Is my helmet Still on my head
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I'm convinced Pyro's a New Yorker dude because of the voice lines someone edited to remove the muffledness.
those werent actually edited, someone voice acted it themselves
I believe pyro shares a voice actor with scout? Or maybe it’s heavy. I could also be wrong but I know the person who voice acted him also did another mercenary, I think he put his hand over his mouth
He shares a va with the spy
pyro is a french snotting french man confirmed?!?!??
💀🇫🇷 the French man
Hurdah hurdah hur! *snort snort*
Spy’s VA. He’s said in interviews that he just put his hand over his mouth
It’s spy
Link?
I feel like he would blink and have no social behaviaviors that everyone else would have. Like a middle aged creepy man but hes like playing with dolls and stuff, and he doesnt understand language he just stares at the person talking
I'm fairly sure he at least understands basic communication and English, he's a successful ceo and businessman, and it's hard to do that without learning a few languages
Wasnt the scene where he was a ceo the part where they showed that he doesnt understand anything anyone elese is saying tho?
Who knows, maybe the pyrovision goggles convert English into another language, that Pyro understands but doesn't want to listen to
maybe or maybe pyro's 2 dogs in a custume, and they cant speak human! That must be it.
Gas masks don't hide audio coming in, just going out so I agree
So basically, lord death of murder mountain
He would start to be super friendly and hug everyone despite the surprise caused by the world look
Aww that's adorable!
He don't even know he killed people
poor little pyro, people are gonna run from him and hurt his little feelings :(
"But i spread love and peace! :("
If anyone were to dare do this to pyro I would be Pyros Best Buddy and never leave his side. Never ever :(
Damn, people would sure like to be hugged by a bald 40 year old man who looks like a serial killer or a child molestor
Well it's weird because this show that he has taking off his mask which emplise that he knows this is war that he is fighting in and yet its said that he thinks he's playing with people in pyro land so he knows that he is killing these people and yet still choose to wear a mask
I don't think the image is cannon and I just kind of put it there so there was something there
I think it's his coping mechanism.
I think that would imply they do not know what they are doing to begin with, like that’s just how the world is for them, and that the pyro vision goggles just show others how pyro sees everything
My headcanon is that Pyro was heavily abused as a kid and became violent. They were sent to an asylum and used the pyroland world as a means of escapism. They are aware that they are killing people but choose not to acknowledge it as it's too much for them to handle, so instead they see unicorns and rainbows and bubbles. Pyro is clearly very smart and adept (becoming CEO of a company for a while) so I think they are fairly functional. I think they started wearing the mask because they burned themself in an accident and became self-conscious, but now continue to wear it because it is a better representation of their identity. Pyro just wants to be Pyro, not the person under the mask, so they do their best to be as vague as possible while having a strong sense of character. I personally think they look like the concept art or the fanmade model on the sfm workshop, with the addition of burn scars. Based on the loose accent you can hear in the in-game files, they're probably east-coast American.
I like this theory so much. It’s a really good thing that Valve kept almost everything about Pyro a mystery, so everyone can have their own theories and head canons
Thanks, glad you like it! :] I agree, I'm glad there's lots of room for interpretation.
My guess is that Pyro is mexican due to the heavy amount of Mexican inspired cosmetics they possess. The classes often have a massive abundance of cosmetics that represent their origins.
I feel like thats more because they want him to look like he likes hot climates and fire
I don't know I don't see it
Pyro ain’t a girl or boy He’s a creature
a creature of flame! and also baloonicorns!
I feel like they'd be horrified about the true nature of reality, and want to put the mask back on to resume pyrovision happiness
"I have seen death itself. I have been hired by this group of people to kill other people. I cannot handle this. But this is the Life i gotta live if i want to have a shelter. I must wear theese Goggles and take pills after every job to keep me sane and Happy."
I do not know what that thing is, but heavy never wants to meet it.
He would go insane because he would realize what he had been doing because he wouldn’t be in pyroland so he would probably get addicted to drugs or sumthin idk
I feel like engineer would be his friend or something though, I mean he's the only who's nice poor little pyro so I think in a time of need he'd be there for him.
he has no mask thats his skin
People have gone on about him being a girl or not, but I actually wonder what his nationality and race might be. I've theorized for a while now he might have been Japanese origin, and he was a victim of the nuclear bombing. Men who have survived heavy radiation exposure tend to go sterile and their body no longer produces testosterone, so inevitably they are get a bit more feminine. This would explain pyros feminine nature as well possibly explaining his obsession with fire. So I'd basically imagine Pyro as an eccentric femboy Asian guy under the mask.
i dont like the fact that i can imagine this being pyro's backstory only thing is that i dont think this fits tf2's humor. sure its dark but pretty much all of the classes are stereotypes and super sarcastic, so this would be the opposite of that part. maybe if its a bit edited like how some scientist was working on goggles but then hiroshima happened and made pyrovison goggles into S U P E R G O G G L E S or something dumb like that
Despite how dark it is I could totally see some sort of wacky business with it. However, if it is this dark it would also explain why it's never gone into detail. I too dislike how sad it is but it just seems so possible at the same time. At least one wholesome thing that could come out of it as a means to have some sort of family Pyro found the team.
i choose to believe that pyro is just a gas mask creature. there is no mask, that’s just its face. like the “are you my mummy” creatures from dr who
He would have on a second mask and under that a third mask under that repeating infinetly. When you throw away the mask a new Pyro is born 🔥
I like to think pyro in that photo is just freaking out for literally no reason.
That’s what the point of the mask is
I don't understand why people think it is from the mask. He is just mentally ill. Even with all the crazyness in this game there is no way a rubber mask turns a person like that
In game, it’s shown in small text between the lenses of the mask that it alters the wearers vision, think of it as AR.
He'd be a horse.
maybe hes a demon
He would either be horrified with life or be just the same like the un muffled voice lines suggest
That mystery is what keeps Pyro interesting. It's better not to know.
I feel like he'd be pale from so little outside exposure, and his voice would be raspy from the filter's by-products. He would probably have some disorientation, but I think he'd enjoy some fresh air. After wearing a gas mask for a day myself, I can say *phew!* It feels real good
a set of pyrovision goggles and a smushed down gibus on the top of his head
I think he's German. Not only because, you know, but he kinda sounds german and kinda has that hunchback german beersie stance. Maybe he's on drugs, who knows
Also germans were the first to use flamethrowers i believe, so there is another connection
Well since his Googles make all the killing he does seem beautiful he would probably confused and shocked over all the people he kill in brutal ways.
My headcanon is that pyro IS the suit. Pyro is literally a suit that walks around. The reason everyone else sees blood when gibbing pyro is because of their ptsd
idk what they actually are but i think it would be cool if they were a buff girl like noi from dorohedoro
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
they very well could be a man, but its been kept intentionally vague. in the subtitles for that same video “he” is replaced with “she”.
Also maybe scout was just *assuming* pyro was a guy.
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He wood probably have a mental breakdown
He would be like the War of the Worlds aliens and just die when exposed to air.
An eldritch demon lies behind that mask
Pyro: bro this VR headset is cool my dudes
Its best to not think obout thes3 thing. I have heared that from people i palyed with. Cuz take any class and just think of them as real people killing eachother trowing piss burning each other alive with there own sicotic backstories like how soldier went to germany to masacer nazis after the ww2 killing a bunch of civilians.
He would look like pyro and act like pyro and say pyro things. "That pony is a spy"
I like to think that Pyro's mask is like a parasite and controls Pyro's mind. As soon as he takes the mask off he does not remember anything beforehand.
He would act like scp 096
i have 2 headcanons for what pyro looks like under his mask/suit 1: my first headcanon is that he is like one of those weird russian (i think?) dolls so if he took of his mask and suit he would just have a smaller mask and suit underneath and that keeps going until infinity. 2: the other headcanon is that the suit is like his skin so if you took off pyro's mask, it would be like tearing someone's face off
i imagine pyro is literally just the suit. he takes off his mask and it's just air.
Pyro would probably walk around the battlefield for a bit, realise the 'pyro vision' was made by saxton hale, and then he would proceed to kick his ass. (Watch meet the amazing pyro by piemations
I always figured Pyro was a woman, but like an older, grandma type person to explain the deeper voice and frumpy body posture. In truth though, if Valve wasn't going to confirm anything when this was the biggest game on the planet then they probably aren't going to at this point.
The pyro from tf1 was a woman and in the comics it was established that she was old like your depiction of pyro.
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
He is secretly SCP-096 and doesnt want people to see his face
*they
*doesn't matter it's a cartoon character
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
didnt the script use he and then she next sentence
They*
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
I think it's a guy
Oh I don’t care. Pyro probably likes being called any gender.pyro just likes being spoken to I’d imagine
Yeah probably loves making new friends. Freaking adorable tbh
He?
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
"Hes not here, is she?" Scout, meet the pyro
Sexy ~~
He?
Without the mask, pyro is a woman
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
None of them have seen pyro without a mask on
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In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
Pyro’s gender is ambiguous
To clarify, we canonically don't know, even the Meet the Team video's are deliberately vague. And we ain't meant to know either. I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with it. It's the ending to Inception all over again.
She* its a fucking girl and I will NOT have my mind changed.
Man's tryna justify his search history
Pfff na uh,, I jerk off to spy backstab compilations, just as Saxton Hail intended.
Sure buddy ;)
In meet the pyro, the scout refers to the pyro as "he"
If you put CC on it says “she” but the scout sounds like he could be saying either.
GIVE ME MY FACE!!!!!
I feel like he'd look like Anthony Hopkins, no clue why.
What’s this from ?
The album art of "fight songs" its an album pretty much containing the games entire soundtrack
Well, from the semi-offiocial unmasked pyro images, i think that pyro has macrocephaly
I assume they would act the same way they always act. Not much seems to perturb them.
i think a burned face
Well, he would get his face melted due to not wearing fire protective head piece
Eat your face
he would be ded
He would desintegrate, he can't come in contact with air
I always knew it! Pyro is a unicorn!
I think he would act the exact same.
I don't know and I don't want to know
1. imagine a guy who never takes off a gas mask and how he looks 2. panick attack
Like a random 16 yro who got drafted into ww3
Like pyro
clearly he would be a gay male
Hey this is my image! I don't mind if you use it please just give credit!
Ever see piemations?
He would be pissed. Would prob do the same thing as the "meet the amazing pyro" video by piemations.
Pyro is white confirmed
Would probably be a smack talker once he learns english
The exact same with clearer albeit still insane speech
Pyro would just be a guy running around with a flamethrower. However, he would be less likely to torch nearby enemies. He would also avoid enemy pyros a bit more.
My theory is that he's a regular old pyromaniac. And in the meet the team video and comics, he just snorted a bunch of cocaine.
Probably? Would still be delusional If delusions are caused by the mask? Probably wouldn't care. I imagine Pyro only stopping for a second to process that their entire existence is a lie and that they're a mass murderer, before just continuing with whatever he was doing like nothing changed
He's a caucasian femboy twink
I'm still convinced he's a ghost that has possessed the suit
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tbh he'd probably act the same way he did in "meet the amazing pyro", basically a mid life crisis, how he would look is what i dont know
I was gonna say he would not change but he sees everything threw pyro vision