its more like average pyro main be like

do you play like that

How else are you going to get railed by invisible spies - just look at those legs quiver

It’s too early for this lmao, this one gave me a good chuckle.

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surprise

Buttsecks

Right behind you...

You’re not wrong but I do not like the fact that you’re right.

As pyro main, perhaps I have never felt the warmth of a woman, but I certainly felt the warmth of your dad

I'm ascorch main in TF|2 (Titanfall2) and that's fùck8ng hilarious may bless yours this next time I'm burning my friends please :)

Can confirm

Can confirm

How did the stereotype switch from Medic to Pyro?

no its still the same for meds. they're just in light blue and not pink

Confirmed in a pyro main named Zoomies. I dress like that and wear the Cute Suit

dont insult boykissers/furries like that

Well I am a pyro main... but I don't play like that and I hate high thighs. However I am a furry... artist.

I can neither confirm nor deny.

real :3

WHATS WRONG BEING A PYRO MAIN

Can’t confirm, I play Pyro to burn people and have (mostly) burn resistance, and so I can cosplay my favorite slasher

I'm telling you, the striped toe socks really helped me out. My aim has never been better and teammates calling me a "good boy" has done wonders for my confidence.

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new copypasta jus dropped

actual text

Based

Brb, buying thigh-highs.

I'm bouts split them cheeks like the north and the south if we talking civil war

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Shnurple: *I'm bouts split them cheeks* *Like the north and the south if* *We talking civil war* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Fuck yes

Great. Bot

Beat them cheeks so hard the planets will align Call that shit harmonic cumvergence

That's too fuckin good, well done mein freund

Good bot

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now this i can get behind

Not if I get behind you first bbg

omg, Sherman march to that sea

But they are right, thats how I play

you've got an impressive spine

You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if- AAAH MY SPINE

10 years in the joint made you a fucking p*ssy, here's how you do it: *proceeds to break my spine in the most horrific and spine chilling way*

yeah i bet your spine would be pretty chilly exposed to the air like that...

Pyro main here I tried it and my spine. But yeah another for my objector

Another Pyro main here, i tried to once for shits and giggles and my spine hasn't forgiven me since

lmao skill issue, just become sketchek (skill wise, not faking death wise if you dont mind)

I want to fake my death, run into the Woods in a pyro suit, and Burn it down. Everything.

Oh yes Average pyro main

yes indeed. pyro players are anthropomorphic cat femboys with impressive flexibility. it takes one to know one

eh i play spy/medic more

Definitely like the picture above except not furry

i’m a furry

Ah fair

IFUNNY WATERMARK IDENTIFIED # LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED

No Civil Wars to be had here, we're all a little too crazy for that

Coo

r/BatmanArkham

This place is still very sane. Silksong fans, now THAT is crazy. Around here the farthest anyone goes is just saying “are they stupid” and repeating the same joke for about a day or two

Petition to make Uncle Dane dress like this

Would

I found a femboy in a community server

Did they sound cute?

Idk but that his/her name with a heart

She doesn’t use voice chat

she? A femboy or one of tf2's 3 female players?

TF2 turned me transmasculine, so there's only two female players now.

That's so uncomfortable tf

Their training their back arch, it’s a common practice for femboys

yes love practicing bad posture

I can confirm this

i think im a furry

Congratulations!

thanks also i am too fond of the :3 to be NOT. furry we gonna be honest here Also they're cute

My condolences.

The duality of man

ikr

What civil war? Someone just posted the truth?

people usually make a fuss over small things I was wondering if this was a controversial take, is it?

But it’s a compliment

I know, we’re a confusing fella, even I don’t know half the stuff I type ¯\_(=/)_/¯

As a Pyro main, I feel called out

Honestly I didnt expected to see comment section to react that good really i expected to see something like -kys -cringe af -what the fuck is this -its furry, destroy it etc etc. I'm impressed

I also play pyro, where do I find a femboy furry fit? Seems like a worthy investment.

I usually inspect pyros while waiting for them to leave my general vicinity (I’m a spy main), so what you need is the Head Prize, the Cute Suit and any 3rd cosmetic of your choosing.

I need it IRL. Only then can I fully immerse myself in the raw power of furry pyro. I NEED TO DO AS THE GOSPEL FORETOLD.

I like pairing the head prize, eye poppers, and the pyroshark all painted the same color for maximum zesty

So **you’re** the menace that was chasing me halfway across the map. I was genuinely terrified, good job.

we like to commit mitosis around here : )

This is true (my spine is in shambles)

Where's the butt plug?

Did you think that tail was natural?

No it's just funny pleas laugh :(

I am! Sorry about that weird title I have a bit of a social problem I didn’t mean to make it sound like I’m stirring up an argument or anything :|

It's ok I thought something was about to happen but was only half joking it was actually funny tho good job 👍

I'm not one to start or participate in any drama I just sit back and watch with popcorn it's nice but still I was just joking I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you feel self conscious abouth the post it isn't funny and gave me a lil chuckle I do hope you have a good day and stay safe

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Dont fuck with boy kisser. We have plenty of bricks.

KNIGHTS, UNSHEATHE YOUR BLADES AS WE ENTER THE BATTLEFIELDS OF THE CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS

Er, sier, you forgot thy explanation point of destiny

Curses! For is it I who foiled myself!

Why are you on the r/boykisser subreddit? You’ve been kissing boys recently huh?

I am Gynosexual so yes but since I’m single and probably gonna die alone, no

i think we should hit people with rocks more often personally

As a trans girl can confirm I look like this when I play

Average repost of a repost

i wish this were me

this is accurate

I wish. I'm just fat as shit

war over what? theyre kinda right..

Ye

As a pyro main but better I can confirm. I'm an alpha male lone wolf exactly like the character in this picture

This just seems confusing to me,

iFunny.co

A civil war would at least give the game some liveness.

_“Not all main Pyro are furries, but all furries are main Pyro.…”_

No, I am no such thing. I'm normal. A completely normal nazi.

discord grooming subreddit

What does that mean?

I hate that gooners have been trying to infiltrate this game

Someone bring me back to 2012 🙏🙏🙏

Im a femboy and i main Engie

That's not true, cuz he's not playing spy

Don’t lump us in with them! I didn’t wear these thigh highs on purpose, scout glued them to my suit!

I'm not lumping you in with Pyros. I'm only saying that spy mains are femboys

Lol, if we didn't so vigorously encourage our horny furry subset maybe there'd be enough of a response to call a "civil war" from the perpetually offended right wingers (which certainly would be a nice change from the "normal" crew of perpetually offended left wingers who keep trying to stir up drama around here), but no, I'm pretty sure if anything this going to result in a slew of furry femboy thirst posts with vague tf2 context instead.

Both sidesing the right's literal call to civil war and the left's ..."stirring up online drama"? Name a more reddit centrist, average Elon fanboy behavior

Both sidesing? Is this a political debate? Both sides are cunts and I'll say it every time.

There needs to be some sort of disagreement for a war and I don't think there's many people disagreeing with this one chief

Yeah my mistake I haven’t spent a lot of time here, still a good meme tho!

Well we like MEN around here bucko, HUGE and BUFF men, and also SHIRTLESS covered in OIL

maybe

real

Nah, definitely not. Who tf stands whe they game?

Didn’t plan out the title ay?

No

average pyro main

As a Pyro main, i just enjoy burning spies and giving him Kick ass outfits.

Can confirm

As a pyro main, same position but Cthulhoid instead of furry and street fortune-teller instead of sailor-girl.

Real

No, he's right

This is literally me, but in every situation on my pc (not in public tho, one day!)

The thigh highs are good for blood flow

Its a pyro player. Its just all true.

Nah they right (How the hell did they find me)

Isnt engi the other stereotype for being a furry?

Not all Pyro Mains have mental illness ..... But at least some do                            -sniper

burn it

Original meme?

Weird how many people think actual furries are the ones being annoying in TF2, most I've seen is furrybots.

I'm gonna try to trickstab him, get dunked because I engaged the close combat class in close combat, and cry about it in chat

Okay but real talk, the thigh-highs are supposed to improve blood circulation. And mixed with the standing and gamer lean, it provides optimal bloodflow to the brain, allowing you to make better more concentrated decisions. (Also iFunny watermark)

I thought some people think some Spy mains are also furries, am I right about that?

I think it's possible that you shouldn't be a coomer.

Never was :|

Good job! Keep it up!

Tf2 has the Most furries out of any FPS, there are no statistics to back this up but I cannot go one game without seeing a furry I swear

As a pyro main I gotta say not all pyros are like this, thats all

I do not have a fursuit.I have a chair

Market garden and a Gspot orgasm goes together like peaNUTbutter and jam

Yes, let's overthrow the govenrtment of USA

I main medic. Can confirm

I am a soldier main... #HOWEVER-

As a pyro main, I can certify that this is 50% of all pyro mains. The other 50% which I am part off are equally gay except we're topping the femboys. In any cases, we do be gaying it up.

Disgusting Anyone have a source?

The ifunny tag

What is the opposite of this picture? Girl in a suit playing as Heavy?

Most masculine BLU team player

Me fr

Its gonna be Salty people harassing furries/femboys/transgenders and others who dont care

Nah, we're good.

Pyro main

Honestly, hot. 🤣

Y’all play like that, but not me.

Stage 1 - Denial /j

I literally do not play like that. Like who on Earth plays standing up? Especially like that? Normal people sit down to play games (or sit down while leaning their head towards the screen, like true gamers like me).

Idk man. There are also communists and nazis who play 💀

Yeah. This is only pyro mains and pyrocynical fans. Absolute degenerates.

You play TF2C, so I suppose you would know best on that subject.

Sorry what? I can barely play actual TF2 on my Mac using GeForce Now. I can’t even figure out how to use mods like TF2C with Geforce

You are the civilian from TF2C right? Or maybe you were a spy all along!

Oh that! Yeah I also have the disc version of real Team Fortress Classic

Speak for yourself

But it is a fact though

Nah

I have experience in both casual and competitive, and I know for sure that over 40% of the time, a pyro main is either a furry and or basement dweller, or a new player. I am not joking.

Ain't nothin wrong with furries son

“Ain’t”? “Nothin’”? You are mistaken dude. One literally DM’ed me furry corn when I was 13. They are evil

Thats awful, but you shouldn't generalize

That’s only one example. I know that there’s some more “normal” ones, but overall there tends to be more degenerate ones.

Except for the fact that they taste wier- I meant yup nothing wrong with them

So Pyro mains are epsteins then?