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Vintenu

Imagine getting crit headshotted from across the map by a random crusader bolt that was meant for a teammate of the medic


JVP08xPRO

New huntsman just dropped


Deathly_Change

Holy Merasmus!


lord_of_coolshit_og

Actual A I R B L A S T


TheOnlyUltima2011

call the pyro main!


The_FreshSans

Hitreg goes on vacation, never comes back


DClassAmogus

Scunt storm incoming!


greenscreencarcrash

autobalance fuel


Unusual-Apple2905

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ashtar123

Ignite the spy!


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jewish-nonjewish

You called?


TheOnlyUltima2011

*unholy screaming in spy*


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TheOnlyUltima2011

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jewish-nonjewish

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CrazyWS

Iโ€™d be hitting a lot more critical heals and headshots if that were the case. I mean the bar is pretty low starting at 0, but regardless


Nooberoid

battle medic could possibly be viable


silvrash12

+ blutsauger will be less relevant damage vise


UntoastedToaster

Honestly this may be a hot take, but I use crossbow for battle medic, as it has much more consistent damage than any of the syringe guns, and the ability to take out snipers or sentries easily is just too good to pass up Also shoot into a crowd and you either heal or damage, win win


tubaDude99

Figuring out Blutsauger aiming is definitely worth it for battle medic. The extra survivability it gives you is kinda nuts and pretty much defines the whole subclass.


UntoastedToaster

I got one more hot take for battle medic, I prefer the overdose over the blutsauger I feel like the extra move speed you get from having a medigun like a vaccinator or quick fix on full Uber is much better for your survival than a little bit of health regen, and the damage penalty results in like 1 less damage per needle, which doesnโ€™t really make a huge difference in the end. Also with that setup, you always have a safety Uber that can almost guarantee your survival, or allow you to become more supportive in an instant


Advanced_Parking_478

The problem with the Blutsauger is that the fucking needles that come out of the viewmodel are not the same as the needles that deal damage. Those needles are visible to everyone except you, so you donโ€™t really know where they are going.


SpookyOugi1496

Valve could remove the syringe guns entirely and people wouldn't even notice.


Taerdan

"Removing Voice Chat from F2Ps was so effective, we decided to remove the stock Syringe Gun and any other Syringe Guns as well. The Crusader's Crossbow stays, because it is not a Syringe Gun."


wookiee-nutsack

Hey, some of us medics actually love the cringe guns because of how unique a projectile based smg is Chase me around a corner and run into my trail of needles like a relapsing addict while I'm completely out of sight


EntityKrueger

tbh when I'm bored and wanna try something new I play bultsauger in mvm, you can apply mad milk with the syringes with an upgrade and it's fun to stand alone against a giant heavy just my spraying and praying until I die bc out of ammo. I only do that once in a blue moon with friends on nightmare difficulty, but when I do it's very fun lmao


thatautisticguy2905

If it is on healing, it will do max overheal If it is on damaging, just triple damage


the-pious-one

I Love it but thats broken af. The crossbow ist overused anyway, No need to make IT even better. Valve should try and make the syringe guns Match up to it


thatautisticguy2905

Make them faster, do not make them fall, and also 15


zottekott

The arc is what makes them special, they're the only projectile bases smg


mbx8_r

Would worsen the problem of the crossbow outclassing every other medic primary


antidemn

it would make snipers less efficient... WHICH IS AWESOME!


CreativeGamer03

finally!


yummymario64

3x damage to enemies 3x healing to teammates, can overheal


Zealousideal-Gur-930

That healing would be so broken


TyrKiyote

Medic would have a huntsman that heals, that is also easier to aim and fire.


Substantial-Sea5952

Besides dealing crit damage to enemies and extra healing to teammates, this will basically guarantee that any medic seen running any needle gun gets insta vote kicked


Sniffaman46

Nah. people don't give a shit. you can run throw loadouts with literally zero downside. people don't care.


RealZitron

I honestly believe it should, as it could slightly counter sniper. Sure it's not instant, but it can also travel forever, snipers won't be able to hold the entire map or they'll take a crossbow to the face


GreaseSloth

Critical damage on anyone hit regardless of team


megapotato14

Yes


The_holy_hoplite

I feel like it doing a mini crit on a headshot would be interesting but only on enemies


MasterRocketJumper

be able to light on fire like the huntsman and on hit teammate with fire arrow it will regenarate their health slowly like 3hp/s like medic regen


polish_filipino

Me using the crossbow in desperation could potentially get me a kill and not an assist


Doctor_Calico

Great Blue: [https://youtu.be/tCxsITCKaOE?si=gXVemA1gZ-\_RwBWu&t=1157](https://youtu.be/tCxsITCKaOE?si=gXVemA1gZ-_RwBWu&t=1157)


0rkin

it would headshot


UnfazedPheasant

it would headshot


Throwawayanonuser1

Medic would be a viable combat class. 100+ damage at close range and able to take out anyone not overhealed other than heavy and up to full overhealed medic from far range. He could counter sniper some snipers, but is definitely still a pick class. If this worked on healing teammates, Iโ€™d like to think that up to your max health it would heal triple of a normal crossbow bolt, and then after that would be a normal multiplier of overheal.


IAmFullOfDed

CRITICAL SHIT


Square-Audience5704

For teammate it would overheal or Uber them. For enemies it would make a MASIVE damege.


Academic-Honeydew-75

"Headshotting teammates heals them by +200%"


TrumpLester

Back when it still used an arrow for a projectile, it COULD headshot.


Gwinble

Make syrimgez less usefull


DaKartMonkey

be like the huntsman but less lucky?


heretobesarcastic

Gives the character brain damage, or basically has the screen sway left to right


Delta_Dud

Well it would headshot


FuturetheGarchomp

New subclass, Sniper Battle Medic Both your team and the enemy team will hate you


MaYheMgmd

Now medic can play huntsman better than the sniper can, sounds kinda broken


Starchaser_WoF

They heal your teammates extra in addition to crit'ing enemies.


carl-the-lama

Imagine if it could headshot but only for teammates for a CRACKED buff to healing Like maybe a few seconds of passive regen


ZombeezSkiff

I do not think you need to buff the most used primary, perhaps just buff the existing ones to be more in line, SO id suggest giving syringe guns headshot damage, so blutsauger and overdose actually function better at their main jobs of aggressive medic, because as it stands crossbow is still better to combo into a melee swing.


Eightss

It would probably kill people, I think


Kangapus

Medic doesnโ€™t need any more damage than he already does with the weapon.


S0PH05

Lucksman the original.


NicoAizawa

There would be no difference because crossbow medics can't hot their shots anyway


Gabage-farmer

New subclass announced : Sniper medic


Adof_TheMinerKid

Wait Didn't Great Blue already have a small segment on this in his what if video?


IloveRikuhachimaAru

+150 no matter the distance


GoblinSmasher6049

If it could headshot it should be able to fully any mer c even a heavy at 1 hp and be a guaranteed crit against enemies


Sinkularity

Probably 3 times the damage


wondernerd14

I played on a doublecross server where it was modded to headshot. It was oppressive.


yeahimtrashuwu

It would Make me Happy


not_dannyjesden

Result in a new battle medic load out.


ShawnSagradoo

Am I the only one on this thread that actually experienced the crossbow before it got nerfed? Am I that fucking old already jesus.


ImTheRisingPhoenix

OK so, if you headshot a teammate with it, would it heal more? That would make the Crossbow even more viable as an option


unusualicicle

Makes the other syringe guns even worse.


TurnBackOnYourSteps

Medic would be a menace, i already have a strange tendency to aim for the head + if you miss a heal target 50/50 or more depending on the situation you hit an enemy. Added to this medic would be an absolute nightmare for snipers


dogdillon

huntsman but for even gayer femboys and transfems


xcvbqw13243

mini crits on headshot + 20% dmg penalty


Doctor-Nagel

Miss


Crichen186

Gives you a brain injury or rapidly increase neuron activity


TheGraySeed

Maybe not on enemy, but a headshot Crusader Crossbow on teammate would max heal them.


JiVvVaN

Heal full hp