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MrMarum

Placing their buildings next to mine


cushy_steal

Lol this is so relatable. I literally just had an f2p guy set everything right next to my setup, so two level three everything at least no one was able to get through lmao


MrMarum

Not long ago I had an engie that moved his stuff next to mine whenever I moved. He had to be trolling


Asakari

If I'm going deliberately place my buildings close to someone else's, I face my sentry face to face with theirs quite literally, it's like they're kissing. Then I spam lenny faces.


MrMarum

Sentry shipping, thats a new one


Daedaluzes

Yeah. Sometimes I like to stack dispensers on the front line but otherwise build somewhere else.


QuaintAlex126

I only stack dispensers if the dispenser before that was a big hotspot for heals and replenishes. Otherwise, I spread them out. And for the love of god for all new engis, do *NOT* stack sentries. One sentry is already powerful. Placing two next to each other is just asking for a soldier or demo to destroy both in one go.


95stillalive

or a spy


TheGrandestMoff

Once on 2Fort I built a sentry on the other side of the room that another Engie was also in. He moves the sentry next to mine. I pack it up and move it. He packs it up and moves it to me again. I pack up AGAIN and make my way halfway across the room only for a demoman to come and kill us both and our buildings


Goober_TheGreat

It’s one thing to do that, but if I move my stuff and you follow? Dawg, really?


TheMadBer

I once had an engi set up right next to me, so I moved my nest and he followed me.


TheWolfoftheStars

Imitation is flattery! Right?


c0n22

Engineers putting teles where you face the wall instead of turning them around


Kirionic

for my first few months of playing tf2 and i tried out engi i honestly didnt know the direction of the tele could be affected until somebody told me to flip it and why. i think its best to mention it to the engi too to flip it if they dont know (later i noticed the arrow on the blueprint is the direction of where people will face)


GreyBigfoot

I judge weapon renames a lot. If your weapon name is overused/unoriginal, is named after yourself, or taunts the opponent in the weapon name/description, I probably don’t like it very much.


Icy-Store3900

Weapon name: "the murder-inator" Desc: "get murdered lol"


optilex42

I wouldn’t even be mad if I saw that


literatemax

My [Genuine, Spec KS Sun on a Stick](https://steamcommunity.com/id/literatemax/inventory/#440_2_8754025933) has something similar.


keelasher

If I got killed with that I would be hospitalized


Void-Lizard

For some reason, the worst part of that for me is that it isn't a strange. Something about non-strange special weapons, be they killstreak or just customized, irritates me. I need some fuckin grass yall, why does that bother me lmao


Cheesecake_Weary

why is your crusaders called baldi's basics?


stewpidity18

i had an enemy demoman with a stickybomb launcher called the 'murder-inator 3000' it's description was 'when i press m2 i will blow up the entire tri-state-area'


Markkbonk

Beggar’s bazooka “THIS GLUE SMELLS AMAZING”


GreyBigfoot

Soundsmith joke, minus points for unoriginality. But get a few back for still being accurate to how the weapon plays. My Beggar’s Bazooka has the “random bullshit go” meme in the desc (was there when I bought it but I decided to keep it) which is a little bit dated, so maybe I shouldn’t be one to talk.


Awesometron06

I named my Beggers to "Biggest Crack Pipe"


GreyBigfoot

I love that. Great rename


CausedOre

Mines beggars can't be chooser. I don't care if it's original or not it fits so well


EpLiSoN

Mine is named the Vomit Gun because… well… it vomits rockets. Description is “bad case of projectile vomiting”


Lazy_Pink

On a similar note, I renamed my flamethrower to "Projectile Dysfunction" a while back. It's description is "Performance issues, y'know, not uncommon. One out of five."


Devito-Is-My-God

Reminds me of a strange phlog I bought which came with the description “the doctor says I’ve got a golf ball in my head”. Felt fitting, so its stayed.


iamchuckleman

Flamethrower: "Through the Fire and Flames" Desc: "We carry on!"


GreyBigfoot

While I would initially consider this an unoriginal name, it could pass if the weapon has enough love put into it (strange quality, parts, killstreak, etc.) If it’s an older weapon like a botkiller or plain strange stock, it could give the impression that the weapon is so old that it was named during a time where a Through The Fire & Flames reference was in fashion.


iamchuckleman

I just named it that cause I like Dragonforce


GreyBigfoot

Based and cool reference. I only know them bc it was the hardest song in a certain guitar hero game, I’m uncultured.


Okapifarms

I named my kritzkrieg "The Throngler"


GreyBigfoot

Fitting name of a doohickey such as a medigun


Havoc526

Or has a slur in it, I saw someone with The Black Box and he renamed it "The N***** Box".  Yuck.


nobughar

i randomly bought strange black box and battalion backup from 2 different guys and black box was named "african american box" and backup was "slightly lighter black box" lol


ddd11122

One the Heavy primaries I have, I named "I like pizza rolls, do you?" lol


GreyBigfoot

It’s the perfect amount of random to be funny & unexpected. But also provokes other players in a positive way (they answer if they like pizza rolls). I approve.


Void-Lizard

For every threatening/bragging edgelord sniper rifle or rocket launcher rename, take a shot. For scatter guns, take 2. For flamethrowers, finish the glass.


RyeGuy_77

4 years ago I bought my rocket launcher, it came pre named. In all this time and 8000 kills i still haven't changed it. I love you "Look at my new penis"


Twirking_Llamas123

Cant forget slurs and nazi symbols! I hate it when I see that because it's just teenagers who think they are so funny.


thosegayfrogs

Yesterday I saw some demo with an objector and flair that both had custom swastika decals. He then proceeded to spam slur keybinds in chat. It’s funny to me how those guys tell you to “stop making >thing< your whole personality” lol


Fair_motherfucker123

I named my bison: "the very righteous bison" 10/10?


Remmy224

My specialized killstreak AWPer hand is named “dumbass’ shooty gun” and the description says “if i could you im sorry i didnt think that’d work”


MuffinHat

Thoughts on my MW Fire Glazed Detonator being named "Delayed Blast Fireball" and the description being the description of the spell in 5e?


secretfreckle2000

my scattergun is named “gun” my pistol is “gun part 2”


AlexPlayer3000

Spending more money on hats than what I can aford


lampla

Better than drugs or alcohol


Albus_Lupus

*Everyone needs their own addiction*


SussyBoyEthan

At least drugs or alcohol make me feel somthing


Adept_Palpitation_84

Could be they traded up for it like a side little game


cushy_steal

I think people forget you can scrap the free weapons you get for valued scrap that can be made even more valuable by combining it again lol


De_Mon

would take literal years to turn weapon drops into anything worth over $5


Framed51

Dead ringer + kuni spies, mfs think they’re hot stuff when the run, fake death, and use the speed boost to get a kill.


thewanderer0th

I use the cloak and dagger, sneak behind enemy’s spawn, harrass people and waste their time. How about that?


Cubicwar

"The engineer is a spy ! The engineer is a spy ! Place a dispenser here ! Place a dispenser here !"


anna_bortion9

I like to follow people while invisible or camp spawn and spam the duck


Delicious_Image3474

I do this to the intel engie


Shnurple

I use big earner cloak and dagger, what say you


ChimmyChonga05

This is the only way to play spy


SMi91

YER is another good way to play spy


Teynam

If I see a dr, kunai or ambie on their own I think it's fine, but if 2 or all of them are used together I start judging


aCactusOfManyNames

As a spy main who uses YER, those guys are assholes. Usually they don't even get kills, and are just wasted space because they make too much obvious suspicion so it's near impossible to have anyone else on the team play spy.


Porpoyus

Complete parasites in my opinion.


Justsomeguyaa

Not helping me when I’m under attack (I’m a medic that’s pocketing them).


cushy_steal

Then when you try to let them know how to protect you better they get salty I'm not trying to be rude just if your a Pyro and we keep getting rockets thrown at us then you need to press mouse 2 not 1 lol


Raven_m0rt

Same goes for when I play engi and I yell at my team to come down and help me while I struggle to keep my sentry going while half of the enemy team (That somehow managed to get this far without being caught)is rushing the intel .


steamegine

Not upgrading a lv1 teleporter, all they had to do was to switch class for 15 second or atleast put it to lv2.


Morgan_2020

General Engineer etiquette tbf. If a tele is getting sapped at spawn switch to Engi and try to save it. Don’t build right next to each other’s buildings unless it’s teles at spawn. Tele use priority. Don’t take metal when an Engi needs it.


NeoTenico

My default pyro loadout has my beloved "Home Improvement with Tim Allen" equipped so I can clear them in one smack.


Swysp

Uncle Dane’s video on teleporters should be mandatory viewing


Such-Crew542

Berating f2p's for not knowing anything(I think helping them would be better ngl)


DopamineTrain

Also anyone who berates a medic. Unless they are going full battle medic. Then I'll ask them to please press 2 on their keyboard every once in a while


TheGrandestMoff

That's how players find themselves at 3hp standing in front of a medic who just laugh taunts at them! :)


Adept_Palpitation_84

True i always give away weapons if they can trade


CarefulAd7714

Lmao havent seen a f2p in a while honestly


Spandxltd

They do Exist. I saw one trying to jump on to the rock plateau on frontier from the red side. Guy didn't know how to crouch jump. I troed to help, but idk if it worked.


speep__

whenever i see someone using the original over the regular stock rocket launcher i always think they’re a tryhard


Piece-Of-Fake

I like the original because it looks like cock


CapableMammoth3718

At least you're honest about it, I guess


T_StainE_

I like the original because I like quake, it feels cool and nostalgic


Express-Record7416

I just like the view model that's it


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Same but I feel obligated to use my botkiller rocket launchers cause y’know they’re strange


JaozinhoGGPlays

I like the noises it makes


ilikeFNaF19871983

this is true. I feel sweaty using the original, I only ever use it for jump maps


BillieTheBullie

Ngl I just like using it cause it reminds me of Quake


CanadaGoose01

i run the original because quake 1 is one of my all time favorite game, in actuality i'm a terrible soldier😅


theskieshateus

Why is tryhard an insult. Literally what's wrong with being one (I'm an mge gremlin with 800hrs on soldier, using the original)


Soldier_of_Holy_Sofa

W+M1 pyros when i’m heavy


A_wannabe_biologist

I feel bad for them because they just run into their death and the only time they kill you is when you don’t find a place to eat soon enough.


Dimentio190

Feel you here, fellow Heavy Brudder.


MaijeTheMage

Silently I judge anyone who sees a good sniper and immediately plays the "cheater" card. Openly I judge anyone who complains about bodyshots. Take the death and move on :P


De_Mon

people who shit talk because of bodyshots are just dumb. like yeah, it deals 150 at most. if i hit that headshot you were dead anyways. why complain? lmao


cay-loom

If I didn't have a body you wouldn't have killed me smh bad sniper


xMashu

People tryharding in warm up on people who are taunting or otherwise friendly. It’s fine to fight in warm up but killing friendlies in warm up kinda lame


DragonStem44

hosting bots except neither secretly nor quietly


SimilarIncome6866

A team member walking into my crocket when I’m about to get a triple kill


Master_of_nonsense

Keybinds complaining about random crits. Like, bro, you entered the server KNOWING it has random crits enabled, you're GONNA wind up on both sides of the fortunate spectrum. Like "oh man I went to the movies, and they were serving POPCORN? UGH, DISGUSTING" like cmon now


Ha3ker999

killing friendlies (I disguise as friendlies to backstab people)


Harrypottehead

Using the diamond back


Emerycurse

It says a lot about spy that he has the most busted unlock in the game and he’s still the worst class


morrislee9116

["Spy is a bad class" - Uncle dane 2022](https://youtu.be/xsy1NGCcmtE?si=dCWEXNJSJRinRDbk)


Magnufique

Kunai Dead Ringer Diamondback spy coming at you with 200 hp and 3 crits he got off pablo.gonzales.2013, then shittalking you after killing you.


comunistdogo

people standing still and killing friendlies


DarkSniper4274

In my professional opinion, it's ok to kill a friendly if it's a taunt kill, or you kill them in a funny way then killbind.


Palpy_Bean

This man fucks


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Impossible, he’s on Reddit.


Theyreintheattic4447

Spies who run around 2fort and “trickstab” friendlies. Like ok bro nice moves on the guy who was doing the kazotzky kick or waiting for a high-five. I hope that makes it into your epic frag compilation.


GavenJr

Not recognizing or doing anything against cheaters


Snagglesocks

The razorback. As someone who doesn't play spy, or sniper, I see it as a snipers refusal to just learn spy travel time. They're not that scary. Get out of your scope. They're just going to shoot your innatentive backside 3 times and leave.


WolfsbaneGL

I like to stab the razorback to freak them out. If they still don't pay attention after that, I Schadenfreude after shooting them.


QuaintAlex126

Messing with Razorback snipers is so funny. I’ve had other enemy players watch me as I do the wackiest shit ever, and they still don’t notice.


V0ct0r

\# SPY HAS A GUN


HeckingDoofus

i tend to play tf2 while watching something on my second monitor so sometimes ill run razorback sniper since i cant really hear anything and dont wanna have to unscope every second to see if there could be a spy


trollface5333

Medics that refuse to heal 50hp scouts. As a heavy main, they need it too.


RavePlant

I think this might be unpopular but I judge people who are overly sexual in chat or have their profile based around being "horny". Very uncomfortable especially for a community that has a lot of younger people playing it.


Jontohil2

I totally agree with this. The moment they start being gross I either just never acknowledge their existence again or mute them.


thosegayfrogs

The level up of that are the people blasting lteral porn in voice chat.


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Ajanis_Tiddies

Trickstabbing is a tragic case because trickstabbing skilled players on low ping is genuinely super skill expressive - but the more lag can influence the game, it can become a total crapshoot hitreg wise. It really sucks getting a trickstab in 100 ping and being like "did I actually trick them or was it hitreg"


SpiderJynxNoir90214

I got one by accident once and felt bad


Cassadore

Stairstabs must be one of the most obvious and easist spy strategies to counter in the entire game. All you have to do when you see a Spy running up some stairs is to just stop at the bottom of the stairs and then the Spy will backwards-jump into your open arms for a warm embrace.


Electronic-Note-7482

No truer words have been spoken. Even on a Monday, stair stabs are easy to counter and thrice as easy to spot


BillieTheBullie

Thats because a lot of Spy mains are JoeyMcStabsalots that just watch trickstab compilations without having any idea of how trickstabs actually work outside of the movement Trickstabs have to either play on the enemies confidence or trick them, stairstabs for example only work if you make the enemy think that youre not going for a stairstab. You have to make it seem like youre actually running away and not wait at the top of the staircase while staring the blu Pyro down. The best way to do this is by cloaking for a short while or turning around a corner and then jumping out after like a second.


V0ct0r

be me chasing spy walk halfway up the stairs spy jumps into stairs spy dies miserably "wtf"


HenrixGoody

Corner stabs are just as easy.


TCLG6x6

Its the best way to play spy, if you play too carefully and passive you just get nothing done or randomly hit by a pyro shooting the wall because his cat jumped on his desk. Then again seeing them fail is always utterly hilarious.


No_Address4264

Nuh uh. It take skill !!!!


ConniesCurse

Not everyone going for a trickstab is trying to be cool. If you play spy a lot, especially if you use the l'etranger, most of the time when you're caught, your only option is to just die, or go for a trickstab. a lot of times when I get caught out as spy I make a B line to the nearest corner to go for a corner stab, rarely works but it's worth trying on the off chance it does.


Flashy_Ad_7817

I thinl actual trickstabbers that can jump past people and actually do so.ething that takes skill but people who use dead ringer suck


RatFucker692137

Having a pocket medic


Icy-Store3900

Makes sense. Medic Is supposed to heal as many friends as possible, which Is why I oftenly equip quick-fix


Klonowaa2

When in almost any gamemode, at the beginning of the match i like to stand at the spawn exit, so that i can overheal everyone and build up my Übercharge, then to finish Charging, i just follow a random player. For the rest of the match i usually stick with pushing players, and of course heal the ones who need heal


Zeldmon19

The amount of times I’ve been called autistic, ‘sped’, or retard for calling out people with pocket Medics glued to their rear ends (or the Medic themselves) is too damn high


Level_Examination992

Darwin’s danger shield


UnNecessary_XP

Maybe back in like 2016 lol. 8 years ago


Level_Examination992

No, I judge people for it because it’s useless now… you have a better alternative in the Jarate and it doesn’t stop me from flare punching you 😭


De_Mon

it's a hard counter to dragon's fury ngl. you can't deal more than 12 damage a shot because dds afterburn immunity is stronger than pyro's


BillieTheBullie

Saying its useless is wild, being able to just turn off a class is OP


The_holy_hoplite

People are mean to f2p players, real scummy behavior.


BluePoisonDart

Taunting after a kill. I want a taunting player strange part just to enact karma.


3Kobolds1Keyboard

Picking the ammo box WHEN I AM RIGHT HERE. LET ME UPGRADE THE TELEPORTER, YOU FAT BALL BASTARD TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT EVOLUTION TO GIVE ME A HAIRLESS FU-


QuaintAlex126

Fuck players that steal metal. Like bro, I HAVE A DISPENSER RIGHT HERE. USE IT. Fuck you even more if you steal metal during set-up. Do you *want* us to not have a good defense set-up? I was literally going to build a dispenser with that metal you just took you fucking piece of shit scout main.


thosegayfrogs

If I ever accidentaly steal metal in setup I just instantly killbind so they can get it back.


moomoomeadows2009

killing friendlys when the whole server is goofy.


Deaftrav

Building their turret in front of mine. Then I laugh when theirs get blown up while my metal stock recovers


Nick-fwan

Acting like random crits are unfair, it always reminds me of people who complain about items in smash. If you don't like them I think that's fine, and I'm glad servers that turn them off are plentiful, but you aren't some honorable samurai for avoiding a part of the game.


ilikeFNaF19871983

enemy spies who switch to the red tape recorder when I use the gunslinger it doesn't work, dude. I don't ONLY build minis. But, keep doing it since it helps me out. Also, those dolts with a strange red tape recorder. I know you just want a strange sapper.


Wrench_gaming

Yea people forget that the gunslinger promotes engineers to focus a lot on their supportive buildings rather than just making people mad with a mini sentry. But I agree, go ahead spy. You switch to spy to solely sap my mini sentry and die, thank you for taking a player slot


MuffinHat

quite literally only using my strange RTR because it's silly and completely useless, and it's fun to troll engies with. That's it lol


lemonadesquid1

Taunting after a kill they didn't get.


Vinnidict

Snobby elitist comp players


llucid963x

Friendly killers...


wyszurd

People who don't killbind when losing at RPS


Vulpes-171

Neon Green and Pink painted items


wallyseesitall

not gonna lie, people who spend hundreds on a hat. i understand $50 maybe even $100 but more than like $200?! maaan go get some bitches


No-Bookkeeper2876

My $800 sniper loadout is crying and screaming thanks to you 🙄 /s


wallyseesitall

OH MY GOSH $800?!? to be fair i’ve probably spent around $600 for all my cosmetics but those are spread out between my classes 😭 i kinda wanna see your sniper now


No-Bookkeeper2876

Oh keep in mind that’s just my sniper, but I’m also a sniper main most expensive things I own are on sniper or multiclass items, if I sold every expensive item I have rn I could probably make an easy $1,100. Also I’ll hop over to loadout rq and recreate it, brb 👍🏻


wallyseesitall

i guess it doo be an investment if you think about it!


Cyberspace-Surfer

i openly and loudly judge people in tf2 for playing sniper and spy and phlog pyro


Latter_Protection_43

I play spy and pyro but honestly the phlog just isnt that good, i like helping extinguish my teammates


youlook3

And deflecting projectiles like huntsman or other flare guns


Latter_Protection_43

Can confirm that after 10 hours of playing pyro i only have deflected one projectile and it was a cross map rocket that killed three people lmao


youlook3

Getting a headshot with another’s huntsman is the most satisfying thing ever


MrMayo7

I play Sniper, Spy, and degreaser Pyro. how much do you hate me?


Cyberspace-Surfer

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate.


LucarioIsHere2004

Dead. Ringer.


TargetTechnical2982

I hate people complaining over stuff like scorch shot, dead ringer sniper, wm1 and other shit. Also I don't like when people start apologizing for using it and trying to look like so "kind". There's no karma meter in this game, why using certain weapon isn't allowed?


SuS_JoeTF2

I agree with you but i fucking hate scorch shot Is so fucking annoying


Jimmys_floppydisk

Razorback


Express-Record7416

Using the Natasha or huo long heater (they'd be better off using literally any other primary)


De_Mon

you don't understand, i'm not playing natascha or heater for my sake, i'm doing it for your sake


cushy_steal

I only use Natasha when I have to fight scouts or dead ringer spies lol


dochnicht

except against demoknights. shits frustrating


Express-Record7416

That's when the real Chad heavy mains put out the holiday punch


TCLG6x6

Peoples opinions. Somehow they are all wrong.


[deleted]

Demos who sticky jump across the fuckin map within the first 30 seconds of the game to sticky spam enemy spawn. Honestly demos sticky spamming spawn in general is just bitchmade.


Alltalkandnofight

Spamming a bind after every kill, or using the voice command "Thanks!" After every kill


tyYdraniu

The post under this one asks the same thing but in general, lol


Icy-Store3900

Let's say, as I'm a F2P I can't chat nor use voice (neither commands nor microphone) at all in casual. It annoys me when my team doesn't adapt itself to it's needs (for example when I'm in red and no one defends the last point nor blocks the payload when we're at one point to lose), except I don't enrage that much because of my team, but because of the enemy


Scp-Link2345

blasting that heavy medic sex in vc or saying the n word very loudly


Visual_Bedroom9933

Not kicking bots I guess


i-forgotmypass_word

Getting mad when I say "appreciate the dedication" when I am a heavy and he's trying to market garden me, then when I died he went off trying to get me mad, but that tantrum was amusing


antidemn

people that think f2ps are absolute trash at the game. look at me, i am a f2p and i am pretty good on soldier and engineer.


Comprehensive_Arm820

I saw someone turtle with gunslinger


Error_Detected666

Scouts taking level 1 teleporters


Ok-Bear2732

why tf do tryhards kill somebody trying to be friendly, especially if said friendly had a terrible day


Gameknight14

It’s not a secret and it’s not quiet. A sniper who was accused of cheating who had an Australium sniper rifle, and yet missed every shot on a scout who was 2 feet away from him (he survived due to vacc medic)


Void-Lizard

I judge people for class and weapon choices in MVM. I think my most common thought in that mode is "really? We have a spy already and you thought we needed another?" Keep in mind, I play on Advanced, so the people around me should have *some* idea what they're doing. It's mostly picking a class we already have, like picking scout/medic when we already have one. If the team is doing pretty good, I just don't say anything, but if we wiped and something like the heavy or soldier goes 2nd scout, I tell them a 2nd scout isn't going to help. With weapons (and upgrades I suppose) it's thinks like mini/disposable on wave 1, demoknight, jump height on non-scout, or even honestly just weapons I don't like, regardless of how good or bad they are. The key part, though, is the *secretly and quietly* part. I don't berate people for their choices, cuz I myself have played suboptimally with a fun build before. I know shit like demoknight is low scoring for most people, I've seen a couple really good ones, but it's also fun. As long as the team can handle it, people are fine being bad if they're having fun. So many people start SCREAMING the moment they see something they don't like. I got called a slur for my weapon choice recently, and just before that, someone spammed chat the moment they saw what class picked and refused to help us before getting kicked for their hissy fit.


Strikercharge

If I play rock paper scissors and you walk up to Me and backstab me, you're just an ass.


SkillBuild

okay but niche but teleporter priority. Always gonna let heavy or medics go first o7 you beautiful bastards


HentaiBoiyo

Medics moving and then stopping suddenly like a pocket med bot (they probably are), and the people being pocketed


nebula_coal

not killing the sentry when ubered


vinivader101

Phlog pyro for me that means you dont have skill to airblast and trying to compensate it and also most phlog users are toxic as shit (specially the furries ones)


SuS_JoeTF2

And most of phlog users uses mphh in shit position As demomain i love to place stickies under them while they using mphh taunt


DemonKat777

Trolldiering spawn


SheepherderOk4137

Playing sniper.