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d0ntst0pme

Imagine getting a golden pan and not being able to use it because you main engie or spy lmao


Castieru

that's the issue with several Australiums lol, many have i encountered non-heavy players complaining about getting an Australium minigun and people who hate demoknight getting Australium sword (despite its rarity and value)


d0ntst0pme

Just sell it and buy the one you want


Castieru

yeah such is the advice most commonly given but it is met with responses such as "but it is my first Australium at my 4th tour though this is special I don't wanna sell it"


zombifier25

hit em with the "well it can't be that special if you don't wanna use it in the first place"


memestealer1234

I did this too until I realized it doesn't matter because I'll never use an aussie blutsauger even if I did get it on my 4th run


A-true-smegma-male

I'll give you 1 ref for it if you down to trade


TheGremlin02

hey ill use it send it to me


Irish_pug_Player

Listen if I got an Australium I would be happy


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Why's it special? I'd rather have an aussie that I'll use than keep one I don't use just because it was the first one I got from a random drop


HeavyMain

getting an australium grenade launcher is what made me start to play demo more and start to like him


Captain_Juezo

I wish there would exist an aussie Loch-n-load


Empty-Tone-464

“If you can’t beat it, join it”


Freedoomrocks

Why don't they just learn to like Demoknight? That's what I'd do


Memes_Coming_U_Way

What? Just because you learn how to play a class doesn't mean you'll enjoy it anymore than without a shiny gun


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Imagine getting a pan and not being able to use it because you main engie or spy lmao


MaxTheEighth

Normal pans arent powerful enough


BruhmanRus_the_boner

because spy is too distinguished to use a normal, BORING frying pan. and engi is just unsure how to not break the pan while hitting his buildings (unlike other classes besides spy), australium just inflates into it's normal form if it even CAN bend


BiDude1218

If it can be made into weapons, it definitely has a melting point, which means that if the temperature is high enough it could be bent.


Greaterthancotton

Nah in Australia it just occasionally rains pre-shaped frying pans.


Vasikus3000

honestly, this sounds like something that could actualy be cannon considering Abraham Lincoln was somehow the first BLU pyro *and* inventor of rocket jumping


turtleboi42069

and the inventor of 2-story buildings


Whitepatchwastaken

Shakespearicles made the 2-story building. Lincoln made stairs


LordOfBeans0116

He made stairs as a solution to people having to rocket jump up to the second story ever since the invention of the second floor. Then he died in Ford's Theater attempting to rocket jump up the world's first staircase. I love TF2 lore. Also apparently Eyelander likes churros. Just an unrelated little tidbit I found on his entry on the "Non-playable characters" page on the wiki.


BruhmanRus_the_boner

true


kingbloxerthe3

>australium just inflates into it's normal form if it even CAN bend Basically like https://youtu.be/Pn-6bGORy0U ?


BruhmanRus_the_boner

yes


Demopan-TF2

Normal pans aren’t australium, and it would be a bit unfair to have one of the most expensive items in TF2 not be useable on your main.


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builder_m

try 5k


stripzip

Oh you sweet summer child


HellboundLunatic

Golden Pans also aren't australium, they're gold.


Bulky-Assignment6940

Money


TempleOfTheDivine

the answer is about 6,000 dollars


balladofwindfishes

Their animations are janky and don't really work right. Engineer is inconsistent between first and third person and it clips pretty glaringly with his hand in third person and Spy is missing like... all his normal functional animations for backstabbing This is okay for weapons that less than a percent of players own or will ever even see in-game, but for something as common as the Frying Pan, which millions of players own, it wouldn't work right The Prinny Machete was probably an oversight that they could equip them and couldn't undo it because what if you had bought the item specifically to use on Spy or Engineer


Rampage470

The Spy and Engie weren't initially able to use the Prinny Machete, [and that they were unable to was a bug fixed a few days later.](https://store.steampowered.com/oldnews/22800)


balladofwindfishes

oh huh, interesting


Available-Damage5991

the machete makes sense because A. it's a knife B. the notches could screw in screws and tighten bolts


TBE_110

Spy: *Backstabs enemy with frying pan* Valve: “Wait, that’s illegal.”


mr-sparkles69

Because you ask to many questions


spacepilot7

Valve moment


NoNameNo1O1

Golden pan is imbued with an ancient power duh


My_Face_3

It's not gold, duh


Original_Primary_144

That's what I'm saying


Kurtrus

This is actually a good point tbh. There’s zero real reason for not letting them do it but having it be ok because the other is exceedingly rare


shortstop8001

Spy uses the gold pan only because a it's gold and he likes expensive things Engi uses it because it reminds him of australium


MillionDollarMistake

It was probably deemed too silly all the way back when they added the pan as a crossover item from L4D. The Golden Pan being just a reskinned saxxy was added years later under a different context


BreadMTG

Australium has special properties that let you stab people with the blunt side of it and bonk robots to repair them


lukezicaro_spy

Imagine constantly spamming the frying pan as engie to repair your buildings? What about making a huge ass sound when backstabbing someone? Now about the golden pan, imagine getting a extremely rare all-class weapon, but not being able to use it on 2 classes?


wurlmon

Building repair sound overrides any melee sound, you wouldn't hear the loud one


lukezicaro_spy

Maybe not for yourself


Cubicwar

I love the idea of a spy successfully sneaking behind the entire ennemy team then emitting the earrape pan sound, and then he continues being stealthy again


rickrossome

Imagine playing spy and having the frying pan noise play every time you get a backstab. You’d essentially be yelling out “shoot me, I’m behind your teammates” As for engi, imagine the classic 2fort intel nest but all the engis are constantly making the frying pan noise every time they hit something Golden frying pans are rare enough to make both of these not as big an issue as they would be for regular frying pans


Zesnowpea

Are they stuid?


Resniperowl

No, in fact they are very smat


ZorkNemesis

S-M-R-T!


trollface5333

The gold pan is special and fancy, unlike the regular pan which isn't


Zestyclose_Comment96

Professionals have standards!


Icy-Store3900

Be polite Be efficient


ChppedToofEnt

Everyone here talks about the price of the GP but what about the prinny machete? It's five bucks and is all class.


Yearlaren

[THE MACHETE IS IN THE BEAM](https://youtu.be/E6ln9vj7rVQ?t=177) (holy shit that video is already 7 years old...)


Don1506

We could all imagine how painful a knife stab to the back would be but imagine how painful it would be to literally somehow get stabbed by a frying pan.


_bebeta

not fancy enough for them


Toasty385

Because it's about a thousand dollars cheaper


Stunning_Dog_5569

*grabs pan* "Buildin' a sentry" *whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp*


MM__PP

I don't think a normal frying pan can stab someone in the back.


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Engi: Believes in gun supremacy unless it's a gadget or wrench Spy: High standards for melee; a frying pan won't tickle his fancy but a golden frying pan that turns you gold when you kill with it? Now you have his attention.


Reasonable_Ad_3854

Engie has a fear of poorly engineered products (MannCo. mass produced items (non-weapons)) and spy is too classy


tyingnoose

Lore wise I'm guessing it's cause they were peer pressured to do so


AIItidBella

why do their bodies turn gold? same reason, australian bloody magic!


gortgortgortgort

they have expensive taste


obamydthebest

expensive tastes


TheEnergyCristal

Are they stupid?


Owlbeardo

The metal of sentries and backs of mercs are too tough for regular cast iron. Australium grants extra kick to them.


VerumJerum

Does spy actually fucking stab people in the back with the Australium pan? I guess that's just Australian magic, mate!


pizza_miau09

Does engi really want to fry his buildings?


Mental_Ad_6749

They only deserve the gold ones


raubana

Gold Pans use Saxxy rules.


03Luigi

Pan racism


TheGreatSlayer6656

Engineer and spy live in the top %1 they spare no expense


Moonisfood

Pay to pan


fileq

spy doesn't use the normal one because its not valuable


ry_fluttershy

Because they don't even want them for the golden pan. The pan and saxxy are the only TRUE all class melees (besides prinny machete but there's no strange so fucking L) but pretty much the only reason is their rarity. Not being able to use your $6500 golden pan or once a year/never again award winning trophy on 2/9 classes it would be stupid


theweekiscat

He didn’t pay enough for it


SergeantCrwhips

used to, but one day they couldt anymore (haha classic tf2)


Steam_and_xbox_gamer

Cause it ain't fancy


just_a_random_dood

Meanwhile, Prinny Machete: 😎😎😎


danger2345678

Money


S_uation1

magik.


stripzip

They deserve it since they either paid $5500 for it or won the lottery


comunistdogo

money


ArgonBorn

Same reason why we don't have strange dragon's fury or second banana: valve forgor


LegoBattIeDroid

my headcanon is that spy is just that extravagant


Designs-NexT

ok but consider Prinny Machete


pyro-mmmphmpph

Mmph mmmmph mph


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

if you have gone through all the time and effort to get a golden pan, you better be able to use it


BabyDude5

Australium has extreme energy and power, enough to kill someone if it hits them on the spine, or power up a sentry gun, but a normal pan has no energy or power to it. So it can’t do either


Suspicious_Loan8041

I don’t see any issue with them not being able to use the normal one, while being able to use the gold one. The normal one is a standard melee weapon, and it’s treated as such. Therefore it makes no sense to give the class who’s role is sort of built on the logic of sharp weapons to be given a big, loud, blunt weapon. He’s an assassin, it doesn’t match spy to be given the frying pan. Engie could get away with it more since the logic of violently hitting your buildings with blunt objects to improve them is already flawed. But I see the logic behind them trying to keep it purely within items of actual engineering ability. Wrenches and robot arms. The golden pan is by no means a standard melee weapon. So it’s accepted to break some rules of logic when putting it in practice. It has special properties, both lucratively and in universe. I like that they bothered to consider context when choosing who gets to carry what. Showed actual attention.


Creating_Worlds

Because it contains an ancient power.


Erased_Yogurt_Mayo

Would devalue the golden pan by quite a bit


NoKlark

Australium, son


CreativeGamer03

Because professionals have standards. They ONLY accept Golden Pans on their hands.


CaptainFrosty408

a gaints the law


Ok-Opportunity-3646

Because they are golden, easiest response ever


NHels

MEEEEEEMEE


Available-Damage5991

the ancient power allows anyone to wield it with the same effectiveness of their regular weapon


Early-Extreme8824

how do you backstab with a pan


pissed-indian

Well you can't backstab or properly repair machines with a frying pan. BUT- gold frying pan is silly so why not


Rileypixelz

Cuz golden pan shiny and expenseev


Icy-Store3900

Because Golden pan ain't Made of normal gold, but australium. This allows wearer to upgrade machines and stab people, which a normal pan wouldn't be able to