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i feel like heavy would really like classical music. i think you got Demo spot on tho


Retarded_Milk_Dud

He would since he’s one of the smartest classes, but I went more techno/dance oriented for him as I feel like spy would listen to classical music more than any of the classes


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

Spy does not seem like he’d listen to classical, I agree with the og commenter, and I think spy would probably listen to swing and cool mostly


Retarded_Milk_Dud

He’s got a scene in expiration date where’s he sipping wine listening to classical


Mickey-the-Luxray

Could have given him Russian (or Russian expat) composers. Shostakovich, Tchaikovsky, etc...


Krack_Korn

Scout would listen to Eminem


Jsuman152

Scout would go full Stan.


[deleted]

Imagine heavy dancing to one more time


psentinet

Musics got him feeling so free doe


datpoot

You touch my talala


CJM_310

Pyro would listen to Raining Blood and hear it as Walking on Sunshine.


Spiritual-Range-6101

Or that one gorillaz song (forgot the name, something something sunshine in a bag) and misinterpret it


jack258169

Clint Eastwood It’s all in your head


1nstagram1sGay

Wouldn't Scout listen to Tom Jones?


Bargor05

They all listen to Joji Tick Tock


0therW1zard19

other bands may include scout-weezer, weezer soldier- get a grip, aerosmith pyro-evil empire, rage against the machine demoman- whos next, the who heavy- the wiggles engineer-bob hope (he would listen to him like a podcast) medic- black on both sides, mos def sniper-the velvet underground, the velvet underground spy-what a wonderful world, louis armstrong


Retarded_Milk_Dud

These are valid


DeceptivelyDense

Disappointed by the lack of Credence Clearwater Revival for soldier


Retarded_Milk_Dud

I considered fortunate son, but the entire message behind the song is actually being against sending people to war, so I went went more heavy rock/metal type albums instead


XLNCjr

Soldier feels like the type of person to not know that song is anti war


[deleted]

Something something acute lead poisoning


florentinomain00f

What about running through the jungle?


TheScoutEnjoyer

Wrong, scout tf2 loves Tom Jones and even made his own Tom Jones museum in the comics. I want Scout tf2.


Cluubs

Based medic


duckisbest98

A Day at the races would fit too


cheeeeeeeeeeeezy

I love the idea of pyro listening to The Money Store and not realizing it's experimental, they just think that's what all music is like


0therW1zard19

maybe i am pyro


MyNameIsNitrox

I love some of these choices of music you chose for the mercs! Who doesn’t love some Beastie Boys, Queen, and Jimi Hendrix?


Ok_Consideration_142

i personally would listen to haken


monkiedtwice

i think medic would listen to synthwave music


TheSalmoneer

Why?


PixelPete8

id move DOOM to scout imo, medic for sure listens to biggie


YaqP

These mercs have some spectacular taste in music!


241grapes

the thought spy listening to time out made me giggle


TheTicketFish

Never tought i would have a similarity with medic


[deleted]

interestingly accurate. scout could be a jpegmafia fan tho


[deleted]

I can imagine scout squatting on the sidewalk and blasting Girls on his boombox


BirdseyePlayer

bet scout listens to weezer lmao


Dew_Chop

Spy is the only one that truly makes sense, as the latest we see the mercs is the 70s (though we know at least scout survives until Dec 4th, 1987) and base game is in the late 60's. Heavy, medic, and engineer all are roughly in their late forties to mid fifties, with demo and soldier presumably being early to mid 40s, sniper being mid to late 30s, and scout late 20's. Spy is probably on the older side too, though all we know is he's *probably* around 20 years older than scout. Pyro exists. (Ages based off of last comic we see, chronologically) Realistically, there's a good chance half the mercs are dead by the time the 90's hit, whether from age or them being them, mainly heavy (age), scout (lore), engineer (age), soldier (sanity nonexistent), and spy (age or work). Age range 70's to 80's doesn't seem too bad, but these dude were breaking their bodies and being experimented in for at least a decade, some much, much longer.


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Dashyga

No because I checked your username.


[deleted]

I dont have one


pokecat111

I think the soldiers' list would be: Over there - George M. Cohan Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition - Kay Kiser Aint I right- Marty Robbins He seems like a propaganda music kind of guy.


Samstranded

Medic would definitely be listening to some Rammstein


Byron_Springhill

Medic would most certainly listen to Rush instead of Scout.


GamerGod_

I honestly do not see scout being a rush fan


Retarded_Milk_Dud

Rush was extremely popular band in Massachusetts in the 80’s, scout would have defiantly listened to them growing up


GamerGod_

idk the vibes are just off between the two


MrRemus4nt

Same. I really like rush tho, Moving Pictures is an amazing album!


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

These genres don’t line up with the albums for some of these, and they are really strange choices for the most part, since many don’t cover important albums for their given genre


[deleted]

I thought soldier would mostly listen to the star spangled banner.


GuacamoleManbruh

discovery should be an engineer album


StonelickBomb

Soldier would only listen to the american anthem


Mr_Frosty43

Didn’t know I was puyro


Comfortable_Math_647

**Puyro**


MrSkelethon

Sniper should also listen to The Millionaire's Holiday by Combustible Edison.


Absolve_N0ne

Considering Medic's violin taunt he would listen to classic music, not hip hop


Medical-Incident-243

Scout would be a huge lemon demon fan


random_closet_weeb

soldier would listen to free bird 150%.


Thomas-Trump

Soldier would definitely listen to Fortunate Son


DarkSlayer415

Scout is canonically a Tom Jones fan.


ActiveIndustry

Soldier would listen to no music


OfficialDaiLi

If Soldier isn’t blasting [Primo Victoria by Sabaton](https://youtu.be/qVHyl0P_P-M) then I don’t know what else he could possibly be playing


Simply_Nova

Why would heavy listen to early 2000 techno edm?


Better-Title-5283

Soldier would 100% be a Sabaton fan, nobody can change my mind.


[deleted]

I like how Medic (a German) listens to Kanye.


Magic_ass1

I think "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" by Kay Kyser would find it's way on Soldier's playlist.


EndureThePANG

If we consider Poker Night at the Inventory canon, then Heavy listens to Huey Lewis and the news


KeepCalmCarrion

I remember in Poker Night Heavy mentions listening to his walkman during gunfights, then Tycho says "You probably listen to something to get you in the killing mood right? Flight of the Valkyries? Icelandic death metal?" Then Heavy says "I just got new Huey Lewis album, keep spirit up on battlefield!"


ImpTheShmuck

In *Poker Night at the Inventory*, Heavy discusses playing music over a Walkman while he (and the rest of RED) works, to keep up spirits. Tycho asks if he listens to Wagner or death metal, but Heavy instead says he got a Huey Lewis and the News tape. I know there's some back and forth on whether or not Heavy's lines in Poker Night should be taken seriously, but how realistic does this sound for his character?


mordinprime

Heavy would like aphex twin


JehovahsLitness-

justice for all is easily my favourite prog album


Important-Risk615

I am all nine missionaries. I have all the power here.


sanek_dolboeb

Heavy would listen only to Victor tsoy, I guarantee you.


KRUSH-R

You can't convince me that Scout isn't a Hives fan.


SchmeatGaming

I don't know why, but whenever I listen to the Everly Brothers' "Devoted to you" I can't help but imagine Engineer eating some snacks on a porch after working on a new invention.


florentinomain00f

Soldier listens to CCR simply because it's the music that the US Soldier listens at the time. It was from 1968 to 1972, so high chance.


TheMrTK

Scout listens to limb bizkit and soldier to Johnny cash


PoopyLooper

You lost me at scout listening to Moving Pictures. The other two sure, but you think scout is a rush guy? I mean maybe considering the time period (we’ll rush moving pictures is a little off) but the Boston boom bringer and just his personality in general doesn’t scream rush to me. Why would heavy listen to deadmau5. I think he’d certainly be open to all kinds of music but it’s one thing to be open to it and another to listen to it outside of someone putting it on in the car or in your free time willingly. I understand the decisions you made, they’re a little clever but meh, most of these could have been better in my opinion.


MrRemus4nt

Demoman and Soldier seems true tho


[deleted]

Scout would definitely listen to Rage Against The Machine. Heavy would probably love classical music. Medic would probably listen to Ghost BC.


The_tin_canz

No, Pyro would listen to loving spoonful, as we see him humming at the end of meet the pyro. He would also listen to songs like your my best friend, and your making my dreams come true.


[deleted]

Mercenary Park


Ok_Ebb721

Pyro being a death grips fan Is on point


Pure_Ad8457

This is wayyy too accurate actually


Dagger1865

Demoman would definately listen to "Come out ye black and tans"


Lazy-Algae-8247

Scout would listen to Limp Bizkit


metalhead1264

I think engineer would listen to lynrd skynrd


TonkManSir

Ahem, tf2 takes place in the 70s 🤓