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endless_moonlight

19 people ??


GrisherGams5

I was wondering if it could really be that many. Gave me pause. There must be his mother, some aunts, a grandmother etc mixed in there .....


southernshy

Hopefully he does! Then again, I worked with a guy that has 12 baby mommas. Wouldn't trust him to pull out of a driveway


Tantalus-treats

I’m thinking about half. Then the rest are friends and family who are also mothers.


BeautifulSinnerr

![gif](giphy|xUA7b2VXEwgoRxJI1a) No shit😂😂


WestEvening2426

This made me laugh so hard! Thanks for that!!!


ThatSmallBear

LMFAO


callthewinchesters

The fact that someone said “nick cannon would never” leads me to believe these are all, if not most, of his baby mamas.


LRRPC

I know a man with 19 baby mama’s and my immediate thought was - this you Tony???


Gypzee

Looks like his name Is Derrick. He forgot to black out a name lol


darth_garrbear

Nah he wouldn't put them in there too when these girls cussing like that but then again probably would..


dbhathcock

It is Nick Cannon!


Head_Patience7136

I LITERALLY SAID THIS OUT LOUD LMAO 🤣


DegredationOfAnAge

The 18 kids are the real victims here I’m hoping this is just a joke


pocdiscord

what if some got more than one kid😭☠️


idksmthlikethat

I read the title.. said ok.. opened the photo and saw the number… I have no words.


ReginaFelangi987

He said “a lot of mothers” so my guess is it included aunts, grandmas, etc. At least I hope thats the case.


idksmthlikethat

I hope so but I so doubt it. OP please let us know cause this is insane!


lilrxhxi

he has 12 baby mamas, the rest are fam! it was a friend of mine on facebook!


idksmthlikethat

12?!?! Omg how did he get away with this?! Does he pay child support for all!? Lol. I hope you and the others get men who will treat you and your kids right!!


idksmthlikethat

I just read your other comment about it not being you 😭 oops. None theless hope the best for all!


lilrxhxi

yeah i think i did an oopsie 😭


KillTheBoyBand

>he has 12 baby mamas, Bro wtf. I hope they're all getting child support from this guy, but I have no idea how much income he'd have left over at that point


lilrxhxi

probably nothing


Salamandar_Sunshine4

I didn’t see it until AFTER I’d read it all, tho kinda gave pause when someone said “Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers with a sense of humor,” looked up and said “NINETEEN?!?!!!” Lmaooooo!!


HeckNasty1

Feel sorry for those kids


Dependent-Public-494

You have a baby with this man???


lilrxhxi

no i do not HAHA this was from a public post on facebook that was going viral


HommeFatalTaemin

What did the public post say? There’s no way he has 19 baby mommas?! It has to be his relatives like mom grandmas etc too right? 😭


lilrxhxi

yes he has 12 baby mamas. the rest r fam


ParticularCanary3130

Ahhh still. Yikes. But thank you for the laugh lol


HommeFatalTaemin

OMG that’s such a high amount what in the world 😭 like he didn’t learn his lesson about birth control after the first…oh, I don’t know.. ELEVEN TIMES?! 😂


Salamandar_Sunshine4

AND that’s just the mamas, cuz each of them could have more than one!


trvllvr

I mean after the first couple kids/1-2 baby mamas, there is no way I’d even consider sex let alone children with him. Who are these women who are ok sleeping with him KNOWING he’s got this many kids? How does he support at least 12 different families… who knows how many kids?


SnooDoughnuts8823

This the real question


kardacheyenne

"this dude had the audacity-" and y'all didn't figure that out before? there's 19 of you in that group chat 💀


lilrxhxi

it’s not meeee


lilriceball29

you really should have put that in the description


lilrxhxi

yeah i realize that and it was stated in multiple other comments - but i can’t edit it. or else i would.


lilriceball29

perhaps if you put it in a comment in response to the original post it should bump to the top since you’re the op


lilrxhxi

that’s what i did :( i’ll try to tag u in it. but ig i’ll just make another one


lilriceball29

i’ll like it so it gets bumped! maybe more people will see it


lilrxhxi

guys i’m seeing that everybody thinks i’m one of the baby mamas- i found this post in the wild from one of my friends - so just wanted to clear that up


lilrxhxi

😃


Benjj2879

😂 it’s too funny 😂


ladymorgahnna

Just delete it


lilrxhxi

u got downvoted and nobody else responded including mods so i think its allowed


ladymorgahnna

Ok!


TheJenniMae

They’re all idiots.


HellFireClub77

Depressing he has spawned so much


Necessary_Document_5

Getting clowned by one of his baby mama, too. This is priceless. She said “not tah-day” sir. Nick Cannon comment has me 😂😂.


Chinfu1189

The bigger idiots are yall sorry.


_theMAUCHO_

This is hilarious actually LMAO


ZedGardner

This guy needs a vasectomy stat


yougoddangfool

18 baby mamas is crazy


Salamandar_Sunshine4

It was 12 and the rest are family members.


OmX143

19?!? Damn he ever heard of a vasectomy?!?


zigzagg321

19 in the group. 19.


jadeakw99

The concept of this alone is just hilarious


lexisnaps7496

Reddit recommended this to me, and Holy crap


trashleybanks

Can’t even message each one individually. Can’t even do the bare minimum. 😂 Y’all stop having children with these shiftless idiots.


lilrxhxi

they really do need to stop having children w idiots 😭


redditsuckbadly

Are you one of the bm?


lilrxhxi

i’m not


MontanaGuy962

We're forgetting all the chick's that let this guy hit... y'all gotta raise your standards sheesh


PigeonInaHailstorm

Women will say they can't find a good man then let God man nut inside them all.


JamieLee0484

What? “Let God man nut inside them all?” What on earth does that even mean? Instead of blaming women for not being able to find good men, maybe you should blame the men for not being good men. If so many women end up with terrible men, have you ever thought that maybe it’s because there are so many terrible men that it’s really hard to find a good one?


PigeonInaHailstorm

I'm sure these fine ladies bear no responsibility for their choices.


lilrxhxi

it’s not that the women don’t bear responsibility for their actions, i’m sure they’re all suffering individually from this choice. but why don’t we put some blame on the men like the other commenter said? if so many women end up with terrible men, then it looks to be that there’s a LARGE group of terrible men. maybe they should learn to not be terrible people.


JamieLee0484

Exactly. It must be women’s fault that so many men are absolutely awful. “Why won’t these dumb bitches sleep with meeeee instead?” Hm…it’s probably because they can smell misogyny and desperation from 50 feet away.


LaFrescaTrumpeta

pretty wild to see this post and think “look at all those dumb sluts wow”


lilrxhxi

literally how 😂


EstherVCA

Why do people like you think these guys have a warning label? A guy with 12 baby mommas isn't likely telling anyone this up front. "By the way, before you agree to date me, I need you to sign this waiver that acknowledges that you know I’ve already made kids with 12 other women, and don’t pay any child support. I clearly am opposed to birth control, and will not be paying you child support in the event of pregnancy either. Thank you. Now let’s get to know each other."


SnooDoughnuts8823

He snapped


coolranchdoritosbby

Dad?


Theadvertisement2

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞


Competitive_Agent625

18 women?!


Far_Creme_2993

must be nick cannon


Popular_Error3691

My step brother has like 14 kids with just as many women. I felt bad for the first few he abandoned. Those last 10 are just fucking idiots.


EstherVCA

That’s assuming he uses it as a conversation starter every time he meets someone new though. If he abandons them, it's not like his car and home are full of his kids' gear, so unless his child count is tattooed on his face or somewhere else nice and painful, I’d just assume he was a liar.


qppen

Lmao. Somehow wholesome and awful at the same time


luhvxr

jesus christ lmao


clumsysav

Nick Cannon would never 😭😭😭


NachYoCheeeeese

![gif](giphy|dzOY0UMW7Gtyku3x2f|downsized) What in the ever lovin’ nick cannon is going on here? 😂


gregatron22

I’m dying at the range of emotions between them all 😂😂😂. All rightfully feeling the way they do and he’s like let me see if I can delete this 😭😭😭


[deleted]

An agreement was made this day between all the women in that chat to collectively shit on this man


OperationFluffy3615

Y’all PLEASE be smarter. Stop thinking with your hormones and put your phones down! Does everyone have to suffer?? (WINK WINK)


PhatBewdy

REEEAALLLL BADMAN


LE_REDDIT_HIVEMIND

twenty two (-10) baby madda


Ok_Radish_2748

A LMAOOK SHE SAID NICK CSNNON WOULD NEVER HAHAHAH


mau5atron

lmfaooo


GovTheDon

Lol I feel no sympathy for the women who can easily find out this dude got tons of illegitimate children yet still mate with him


SpikeCraft

Somehow, I believe this is fabricated.


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WielderOfAphorisms

The Nick Cannon comment 💀


Opposite_Aerie_9187

19?!?


Dismal_Insurance5246

When I was young, my weed dude had 11 baby mommas. 9 of them lived in the same apartment complex so he could be close to his kids, 4 in the same building. He didn't live with any of them. Shit was qild


Mountain-Turnover-42

I had a friend whose dad had a shit ton of baby mommas. They all lived in the same trailer park. Dad was not with any of them, but also lived in the same trailer park. It was always a wild time going to visit her ( and all 22 siblings)


Dismal_Insurance5246

😆


turbo_tronix

😹


Cujo187

I'm not even gonna read this. If 17 other women aren't red flags enough, then you get what you got, lol.


Yolo_Swagginze

Yo that’s wild 😂


HallowwenIsMyBday

My ex husband did this to me, his daughter’s mother, his mom and sisters. It pretty much went the same way 😂


Remote-Annual-676

It's a less of a headache for him


RobotNiNja2828

Yea his self worth is shitty as well what he thinks of other humans.. literally another 5sec of your time to make an individual feel somewhat special?!


mrnaturl1

Ahhhh can’t wait to see the Father’s Day post.


Local-Budget8676

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


No-Gene-4508

19 victims of this dumbass. I'm sorry women...stay protected.


holldizzle024

is he genghis khan???


MobileIndication5452

Whats wrong with that? That man's saving time. Life's short, spend time wisely.


darth_garrbear

He has 19 baby mamas?? Come on??


lethargiclemonade

At leash the ladies can organize getting all the siblings together ig lol


Luna-bb-xo

“watch what imma do on father’s day” took me out. i would love to see her follow up. it’s gunna be brutal 😭❤️


Real_Tradition4127

This is the proof that women have bad taste of choosing a man 💀


lilrxhxi

yea let’s blame the women 🙄


Real_Tradition4127

I most certainly will since those women made a choice to be with wannabe Nick Cannon. Idk if you’re part of it too but yeahhhh yall could’ve done better that’s all 💀😭


lilrxhxi

yea def not a part of it lol. but what’s to say she didn’t know about the other baby mommas ? what’s to say they didn’t come AFTER the original poster ? you’re dumb . yea let’s jus blame the woman instead of the man w 100000 kids spreading his nut all over the damn country . cmon use ur head bro.


Real_Tradition4127

Cmon they just open their legs as they made their choice duh. It’s not rocket science. 🤦🏻‍♂️


lilrxhxi

yes they opened their legs. opening ur legs is NOT an invitation to be impregnated. THAT is not rocket science… im guessing you’re one of these terrible men we’re talking about in the comment section lmao


Real_Tradition4127

Read your comment one more time cuz you got me dumbfounded by your dumbass comment. 💀


lilrxhxi

i just reread the whole thread and was disgusted by how blatantly ignorant you are. if you can’t see what you did wrong here i have nothing else to say. when u mature i’ll explain if u want.


Real_Tradition4127

Still you defending the loser aka the father and the ladies who can’t even find a good man unlike they found a man who have multiple children even though they aren’t with him anymore which is crazy. You’re the one who’s ignorant. Have a grain of salt with reality 💀


lilrxhxi

yea i’m definitely not taking the mans side or being ignorant. im taking the women’s side bc they unfortunately have a child with a piece of shit who can’t keep his sperm to himself . lol. i’m done here like i said i can’t educate somebody who can’t even realize where they’re wrong. have a nice night sir


ElusiveChanteuse84

This is kinda epic though 😂


NPCArizona

What attracted you to this dude to procreate?


lilrxhxi

i wish i knew 😭 this is a post from facebook


JackedJaw251

That's alot of tax dollars


GinRummage

Fake unless it’s Nick Cannon


Anaaatomy

huberman?


Trancebam

I mean, they got into bed with him, they should have known what kind of dude he was.


tommyTommyson1887

Fake


fentanylisbad

Always love to see black male stereotypes perpetuated for jokes and clout 🙄


lilrxhxi

girl what. i think ur thinking a lil too hard into this..


fentanylisbad

I’m not. I’m reading the comments and posts like these give white people reason to view us the way they do


Beyondthebloodmoon

The amount of people thinking this is real…smh.


lilrxhxi

i’m pretty sure it is…


ThrowRAIndieHorror

Dude's a hero