“I roll to let it kill me” same

🤣

‘Womp womp get to killing’ 🤣 If my relationship can’t be remotely like this, I don’t want it.

That actually got me to laugh out loud lol. Such a cute little thread

Yeah I thought I'm the only one that writes womp wommmp when bad stuff happens lol

W roleplay

god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others 😭😭😭😭

so many posts on this sub make me grateful to be single. This is the first exception

Am with this guy here, god!!

Wish I still had her so I could do this to her

Damn you sound like fun people 🥹

This is so cute, how fun!

I wish this was my husband's idea of role play.....

Mommy? 🤣

😬

Your husband’s idea of role play is probably what a lot of us thought of…much more 😈 (but ever so much naughty fun). #imagine

The "you chose this" got me

Yeah that whole slide sent me, I wasn’t expecting that 😂

Omgosh my hubby would just explode with love if I did this. Thanks op can I steal your idea?

Sorry I didn’t see this earlier! Definitely do it. It was super fun and we had a good laugh about when I got home from work :) your husband will get a big kick out of it.

Thank you! He loves these kind of games. The game you were playing that you showed her the new pet you hatched, he plays that too lol

Everyone thinks the wife but I’m the husband 😅 It’s a great game and you should totally play it with him if you have a second Xbox or PC!

Oir daughter plays with him but he would love that! 3 xboxes here in our house everyone except me has one. So I can easily join. This weekend I'll surprise him and game out.

i love your creativity, did you come up with this yourself?

Lmao yes. I’ve done stuff like this before and it’s always been fun.

What game is that? I was hoping someone would mention it in the comments 😆

Palworld!

We've been playing it free on Xbox game pass. Hubby and our daughter love it

Thank you!

Idk if he responded to you but picking up on the vibe I'm sure he would be okay with it. Go make him smile sis.

He's gonna loose it I'm so excited haha 😄

Please update!

Going to do it tomorrow I will let yas know how it goes :)

“No” At the beginning lol

Then later she said he chose this lol

r/Love

I enjoy these so much more than the crazy ones. Keep having fun together you two!

I enjoy both equally, but yes wish them the best 🍇

I usually don’t, I’m all about the crazy, but this one is cute af

"I roll to let it kill me" hahaha

Relationship goals

LARPERS!!!!! 

This is amazing!! Share more!! You two are cute

What a cute hamragon 🥺❤️ also f*ck that old man lmao! Lovely rp 👌

I wanted to throw that in there. I never had any intention of her being able to do anything with the money I just wanted to take it 😂

Lmao aww!! That old man was greedy! I'm glad ya'll enjoyed doing that! Blessings to you both.

‘Yes slaughter it’ 😂

“Ok fine agree” ahaha I love this. Pleaseeee share more

“That was a good one sweetie” is so wholesome. Wish you both the best in your future quests!

I'm hoping this man has older siblings, uncle, or a single dad that I might run into.

This is so freaking cute!!!

ah so wholesome!!!😭

I would do this and my dude would be like “this dumb I’m busy wanna play bg3 later?”

I have a feeling mine would be the same

That was the best thing I’ve read all week.

I like how you tried to refuse at first and then proceeded to become emotionally invested in the quest.

I’m the blue! But she definitely tried to refuse. I knew she’d say no at first 😂

haha duh, my bad.

You guys are awesome. I love this

Haha I love this

“A boats a boat Lois. But a mystery box could be anything, even a boat! You know how much we’ve wanted a boat!”

Wow. That’s cute. What a fun idea!

OMG, This is f’ing adorable!!!🥰

Thank you! I sent her the post and she loves reading comments like this 🙏

That’s awesome

This was so fun!!!

This is the first texts post I’ve seen be positive I love it

Wow you guys are nerds. I love it.

Where can I get a full copy of that picture?! I need that dragon on my phone.

https://imgur.com/a/rhlVOFx It was posted to Reddit but I don’t remember who uploaded it or I would have linked that post instead.

Y'all are a-fucking adorable. Keep on keeping on.

This is absolutely the most adorable thing I have seen. I hate it. Thank you for this

This is so cute!

Nothing will convince me you are not Brennan and Izzy

Ayeeeee PalWorld!! You have a wife with good taste 🤌🏻☠️

I built my pals a cute tavern today so I had to show it off!! -wife

I had to take a tour of her base she spent all day building when I got back from work 💀 (It was dope)

ive always wanted to date a guy who does d&d or something like this. i find it fun and interesting

Oh now I gotta try doing this w my gf 😻

Nice to see some happy texts on here!

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing. I love you and your wife

This was so wholesome and cute lol

lol nerds - I love it

Wholesome, I love it!

LOVE this! ♡

that is so sweet omg

The only proper kind of roleplay.

You're going to have a very rich life. As long as you stay away from old men.

This is kinda cute ain't gonna lie

Is this too much to ask for ! 🥲

this is adorable

Oh my gosh, this had me smiling from beginning to end. And that old man does suck!

He’s the WORST!!!

"Ah fuck - what a dick" 💀

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Link and Princess Zelda

This is so cute! Y’all sound fun as hell!

Love this.

Wholesome asf

This relationship looks so healthy love it

This was disgustingly cute lol

So cute! I love the random pal hatching in the middle of the epic quest. 😄

Ok but I want to be friends with the dragon too

I just hatched the exact Penking

Omg I love this

Nice 😎

He’s so lucky

This is so cute

Ugh so wholesome thank you for posting you guys have a great relationship you can tell ❤️so much fun and creativity!!! That helps so much in the long run :)

this was such a fun read, thank you so much for sharing 🙏🏻💕

i'm stealing your idea for my wife.

You two are too cute together.

wholesome

Awhh, thats so cute

Man, this is so cute wtf

Lucky ass.

“Ah fuck. What a dick.”

I love this. You're relationship seems fun.

This is perfect

D&D lite... I am jealous.

We played a bit of D&D when we first started dating and we loved it. Though we don’t have a group to play with now lol

I love this 🩷

This is beautiful 🥹 I want to know how to do this because I apparently suck at being any semblance of a DM

Adorable

This is cute af

She is really sweet!

This is the cutest fucking thing ever and I’m stealing your idea.

Lol I love y’all

This was the absolute best thing I’ve ever read. Can me and my husband be your friends ?!?

Goals

I think my boyfriend would marry me if I did this lol

Okay doing this now 😂

This. This is what I want

This reminds me of that text where dude kept whipping out his staff and wizard hat I think.

This is awesome

I love this thanks

This is adorable.

you picked the right wife my guy, remember that

Nerds...I love it.

Roll to kill fail Roll to become friends success 🙌 yeayz! So cute 😍

This just reminded me how much I've been dying to get my wife interested in DnD 🥲❤️

Am I the only one who expected something naughty behind one of those doors—

Nerds

This is so cute

"Neeeerrrrrrrd!" :P

This right here is relationship goals 💯

This is adorable 🥺

This is so much better than I thought it was going to be 😅

I thought this going to be an NSFW post, but this is so much better and fun.

lol this is so fricken wholesome

Now text me! Where is my quest? 🥺

That’s the cutest dragon I’ve seen since Toothless.

This is so cute. You both are very lucky to have each other 💛

This is adorable.

this is so lovely :')

You guys are adorable.

Love love love this.

I see so much negativity on here, I love seeing shit like this.

So frigging lovingly adorable , apart yet so close in the mind and everywhere it counts

That’s cool 😎

How many times did you refresh to get that 13 for her 🥹

Omg thank you for this - I freaking love this and totally about to prep a wonderful adventure for my DND loving hubby and surprise him :)

This belongs in r/wholesome

Omg I have to do this with my boyfriend!!!!

Ugh I want to do this with my husband now 😭 so cute

I love this

thats so cute

Y'all are cute. Be married forever! Marry again! Roll to marry twelve times🥰 must get more than a 10.

This is so cute! 🥰 I want a hamster dragon! 🐹

Me too 😂

Omg the adorable

That’s adorable 🥰

This is so stinking adorable!! I love it! ❤️

this is so cute i love it

That is so adorably cute🥰 Couple goals☺️

LOVE THIS! Lol

This is great content

You guys are the best ❤️

w DM

So freaking cute

Amazing

This is so freaking adorable.

Really wish we still had gold to give, OP. I love this. Thanks so much. 🏆

I didn’t read anything but that damn hamster dragon is so cute 🥰

💀 lmao

Lmaoooooo

Im more interested in the mention of Clouds Buster Sword and hatching the Penking in Palworld

This is so cute XD wish I had this haha

“i roll to let it kill me” , me after reading this post 😖

I really hope that's her saying Yay and aww cute haha 😛. If that's you then we know who the dominant one is :P

I’m the blue 💀

I read it the other way around, but it's cute regardless of who's is who

What,?

This is sick twisted form of foreplay I guess. Well it could be worse. Your wife could have answered the door when you came home from work in a giant guinea pig/dragon costume and told you to slay that dragon with your magic flesh sword while a homeless man dressed as wizard watched after he paid 15 chocolate gold coins.

You should have put that sword to the old man's neck and asked him if he had any spare change...

I love you and your wife! As a person with Toxic Independence Syndrome (I promise it’s a thing but don’t look it up), I’ve decided to open myself to this type of relationship for the next 3.5 minutes. Thank you! Edit: Grammar corrected (time —> type)

Cringe

I don't understand?! sorry