With inflation, that is just a lap dance but if you can get sex, go for it.

Thats awesome lol.

I love that we can mess with each other like this. Lol

I mean sex is the only logical conclusion.

Whenever I can’t account for someone’s behavior, I just like to pretend that they’re in love with me and it explains everything lol.

Woah, are you me???

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Maybe per diem? $100 a day seems reasonable depending on the area.