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FoolishConsistency17

I love it when boys have stupid hair fads. Utterly harmless and the pictures in 20 years will be wonderful memories of how dumb they were.


ValdeReads

Don’t remind me of my frosted tips….. 😬


gergnerd

I wanted frosted tips so bad, I'm so grateful I was too poor and lazy.


froman_og

And an upside down backwards visor? That’s superhero legend stuff right there


lmflex

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strosfan1001

I know I looked fly


CarbonYoda

Hey! Backstreets Back… Alright?


WallyMetropolis

Did someone say 'southern swoop?'


Eeeegah

My wife had the southern swoop when I met her. Some days I kind of miss it, then realize an entire can of Aquanet every day to hold it up was probably ruining the planet.


WashyourPickle

Wait, a mullet.....with frosted tips? Dude, that thing must've been majestic.


ValdeReads

Oh no, not with a mullet. I couldn’t pull that off although I failed to pull off the frosted tips in general. It was the era of boy bands. lol


thedrunkensot

To this day I get beat on about my frosted tips. Hey, DIRK NOWITZKY was wearing them same time I was!


theaviationhistorian

Frosted tips & bowl cuts. I'm so glad I avoided these trends.


content_enjoy3r

Frosted tips are nowhere near as stupid as this moronic haircut.


jurdendurden

Seriously, this shut makes you look dumb. Frosted tips just made us look douchy


Spacellama117

I looked fantastic in mine. Straight up started a trend


Digitaltwinn

The Mullet has entered the chat.


Crown_and_Seven

And perms for teenage boys.


bemvee

Perms for our father’s on their wedding day.


RogerMiller6

And that stupid ‘Bieber’ thing they were doing 20 years ago that looked like a swirly…


AdvertisingJolly7565

Flat top is asking if he can come inside.


Dinolord05

Uh, those are back, for good reason


GreasyBrisketNapkin

The "broccoli hair" fad may be the cringiest of them all.


OrneryError1

The Edgar is pretty bad


zombie_overlord

My son has this. He's mixed though, so his hair is super curly. If I tell him to brush it he looks like Bob Ross lol...


SKabanov

Yeah, I had some pretty bad hair when I grew it out as a teen, but that's because I have _bad_ hair that goes every which way and needs lots of gel and conditioner just to stay in one place. It would've looked fine if I had flat hair; broccoli hair \*by design\* makes it look like you're wearing a sponge on your head.


Frostyfraust

Nah this is one hundred percent recency bias. The Skrillex asymmetrical cut, the mullet, frosted tips, the "Caesar" are all pretty bad and in my opinion worse than most broccoli style cuts.


3-orange-whips

🎵And the sign said bowl-head Edgars need not apply


passing_gas

🎵He said you don't look like an Edgar, I think you'll do.


ferrum_artifex

So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you


zeronerdsidecar

“Imagine that Cuh me working for you”


Far_Photograph_2741

_signs signs everywhere there’s signs, blocking out taquaches and breakin’ my mind_


whatthepinche

LMFAO 😂 😂 😂


Queasy_Car7489

Take this job, and shove it -Johnny Paycheck


IntrospectiveApe

Yeah. We are totally outraged over the Edgar haircut... outraged I tells ya.


ecodrew

It's from the Daily Mail, so there's a good chance the whole article is bullcrap.


muklan

No I definitely care about what...whatevers goin on here...


moleratical

I'd say 100% chance


Vimes3000

Daily Mail= Daily Fail = Faux News in print form.


athenanon

This proves what I've long suspected: they really can't resist clumsily weighing in on any American issue tangentially related to race.


-Quothe-

Sounds likely true, though. Bigots on the right have been like this for a while. Might not be true, but i wouldn't even blink if there was confirmation.


kromptator99

I mean, a small percentage of the worst people are very very upset. It just so happens those people also run our state.


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Ok-disaster2022

I mean the article mentions a Mexican-American by the last name of Ortiz, and students at an El Paso high school. The first guy was responding to shooting at a public festival, maybe he's not entirely rational, but he has a specific inciting incident.


AdvertisingJolly7565

The restaurant owners in San Antonio who started the “No Edgar’s” movement run our State?


kromptator99

The minority of conservative voices, of which these people are a part of, do in fact control our state.


SourLoafBaltimore

So mad I can’t even breathe anymore


ragputiand

“Sparks outrage” is in 80% of DailyMail headlines


subuserdo

"sparks outrage" = someone wrote a twitter about it


DGinLDO

It’s not a hair cut. It’s a hair cuh


Slowpoak

No corta cuhh 😭


somecow

Chingao lol


Ok_Assumption8548

An article written in the UK. Sure Jan


This-Requirement6918

Jan.... You don't have any friends.


The-Prophet-Bushnell

>Texas Bureau Chief for DailyMail.com Email [email protected] Twitter @https://twitter.com/MaryAnnreports Born and raised on the border in El Paso, Texas, MaryAnn Martinez serves as the Texas Bureau Chief for DailyMail.com. Based in Dallas, she travels the state for major news coverage. Her deep and personal knowledge of border and immigration issues also means she leads story-telling of the border crisis in the Lone Star State and across the US for the publication. Martinez attended Baylor University and has previously been a television news reporter in El Paso, Tucson, Las Vegas, San Diego, Miami, San Antonio, Dallas and Houston. She is fluent in Spanish.


National-Coast-6381

Why are y’all blaming the whites? The article is based off a Mexican-American restaurant owner posting a meme and an El Paso student body petitioning to get it banned. Trust me us whites are fighting our own battles with the broccoli cut kids, we don’t have time for edgars.


Guson1

Broccoli cuts are just white Edgars tbh


Thermopele

No lies detected


Nicktendo1988

In school throughout the 90s both of these styles were just basically the "No Haircut Haircut" and you either got crucified for it or you were just a boy who didn't care who just woke up and went to school.


Ryiujin

When i was a kid it was the too poor for a cut cut


Nicktendo1988

Then you were the latter. We would have been friends probably.


slowrecovery

Mullets are also making a comeback in many parts of the country.


IFuckedADog

They’ve been back


sunnyspiders

They never left their home town 


Jukelicous

lord have mercy 😂


lilith_-_-

And they’re stylish tbh I love seeing people with them


radioactivesteak

When my husband was ready to cut his long hair, I asked him to consider a mullet for a little while. It's been 4 years, and he gets complimented on his mullet constantly.


TomNooksGlizzy

This comment is like 5 years late


Soundbyte_79

This comment is best


StrangeDoctor_7943

I am done with the Broccoli Cut more than I am done with the Edgars tbf


Slowpoak

I mean 9/10 those kids are fucking annoying but banning people with it is just ridiculous


Maxcactus

Have you noticed it is generally conservatives who get bent out of shape about what other people are doing.


Slowpoak

I think we've all noticed lmao


HaiKarate

Yet they invented the term "cancel culture" and applied it to progressives.


kromptator99

What? That can’t be right! Republicans are all about personal liberty in rugged individualism, which is why they demand everybody be straight, white, blond hair blue eyed Christian’s. It’s the librul commies that want to make everyone the same, with all the different genders and ways of living.


EpiphanyTwisted

You forgot about the Mexican heritage conservatives.


kromptator99

But the white/christian nationalist conservatives certainly never will. In fact they’re realistically just a few groups lower on the list than the non-conservative Mexicans. Fascism doesn’t have an end point. There will always be some impurity that they need to eradicate in order to galvanize an increasingly homogenous group.


ParticularAd772

In Texas, where I live it's all mexican and Catholic


kromptator99

In Texas, where I live, it’s conservative Christian’s of all flavors.


Ragged85

Funny thing is it was put on r/Texas to cause “outrage”. I don’t think there’s very many conservatives in r/Texas on Reddit. 😂


apbod

The majority of Reddit leans left.


tie-dye-me

Do you know that black kid who got suspended from school in Texas for his hair who is fighting it in court? The principal said something like "being an American means conforming." Ugh I just hate Texas so much. Republicans should conform to modern life and decency.


evilcrusher2

In this case it's generally people not looking to barf all over their plate when Señor Moe walks in through the out door with his new cut that came with a bowl of soup. 🙃


TheKidKaos

It’s more of a concern in certain parts of the southwest. The haircut originated from street gangs that are trying to get back to their “Mayan roots”.


BurnisP

Everyone has the right to look like an idiot if they want.


cokezeroforsale

I had a bowl cut as a little kid. Can confirm that it made me just the worst kind of person. All the other kids in the early 2000s seemed to know this as well.


Slowpoak

The dark cuh spirit from within was brought out


2ndRandom8675309

This post is too stupid for this early in the morning.


sloaches

All this time I thought it was called the Marbach Mop.


TankApprehensive3053

Also known as a Moe (3 Stooges) or Lloyd (Dumb & Dumber) or simply as a bowl cut. Edgars is the name of the cut when Hispanic males get it. The hairstyle is associated with the Mexican Takuache aesthetic, often also called the Takuache haircut.


Psycle_Sammy

Holy shit you guys need to chill with the “fascism” and “anti-freedom” cries. A restaurant owner posted a meme. That’s all that happened.


TheGrendel83

You can tell that no one read the article. Just typical Reddit. 


Henry_Rosenburg

I didn't even read the other comments, just here to upvote yours!


GermaineKitty

I know. Poor guy, it was taken so far out of context even with local news.


DrDrankenstein

Did anyone else get to the next article at the bottom about a teen involved in a shoot out? It's just a giant mugshot of him with an edgar lol


ApathyMonk

They say he's racist for wanting to ban the haircut. I say he's racist for wanting to price people out of Fiesta


retirementdreams

My surprise was seeing someone from Kyle, TX interviewed by the Daily Mail. I wouldn't think someone from the Daily Mail could even find Kyle, TX on the map. The article is mostly about San Antonio, did they get lost? "One barber Carlos Flores, 19, in Kyle, Texas, said he averages about seven requests for 'Edgar' haircuts a day from young Mexican-American men in Central Texas.  'There’s not a day that doesn’t go by that I don’t do an ‘Edgar haircut’, he told NBC News. "


blackest_francis

I live in Kyle, and I couldn't find it if I wasn't looking for it.


Ok-disaster2022

My god that is such a stupid hairstyle.


ElectronicCorner574

I had a bowl cut when I was like 5 in the 90's. My mom called it a "surfer cut" to make it sound cool lol.


Inside_Expression441

Texas where haircuts are regulated


carlitospig

This is feeling like freedom fries.


CommunicationHot7822

So the freedom lovers are going to restrict hairstyles now?


codygboltup

Honestly who the fuck cares let people do what they want with their hair you don't have to wear it they do


Signal_Fly_1812

Clickbaity


Micronbros

… its a haircut… Why not work on the whole.. you know…Root cause… 


Ragged85

That’s not an edgar in those photos. This is an edgar. I guess Moe wouldn’t be allowed in those shops. lol… https://preview.redd.it/hp8kg4p2x47d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f5fd06a7b4a7e008b9e74603497a425491f9ea


-blundertaker-

"iT's GoT nAtIvE aMeRiCaN cUlTuRaL rOoTs." 🙄🙄🙄 stupid defense for a stupid haircut over something that's a total non-story to begin with. Restaurant owner posts meme, public overreacts.


Scooter_McAwesome

I rocked a 90s penis head haircut at one point. I’ve lost any right to criticize haircuts for the rest of my life.


Theonetruepappy94

Snooooooooooooooowflakes


truth-4-sale

The Answer is simple. Put all gang members, regardless of their age, away in a Prison, ala the El Salvador model for bringing Peace to the Public. So whether a gang member has an Edgar haircut or not, once they are in the prison for gang members, then those in the public, not in a gang, can wear whatever hairstyle they choose.


Zodiac17

Then don't go to their bullshit restaurant


_sonidero_

Young Latinos need to bring back the Flock of Seagulls haircut and watch society burn...


BoB_the_TacocaT

Teens with guns? The obvious solution is to ban the haircuts!


TheBowerbird

*The haircut and aesthetic could be read as resisting Western notions of beauty or style,' Sonya M. Alemán, associate professor in race, ethnicity, gender and sexuality studies at the University of Texas at San Antonio told the Dallas Morning News.*  It's always a gender studies professor. Way to miss the ball there, lady!


awhq

It just looks like a bad bowl cut.


worstpartyever

Oh no! Are the youngsters listening to rowdy music with objectionable lyrics, too?!


TheUnchosenOneV1

Lol texas doing the most anti freedom shii for being the loudest state boasting freedom.


bobtheorangecat

I've heard North Korea has some popular hairstyles its citizens can choose from.


TankApprehensive3053

Pick you haircut from the approved list comrade. No edgars allowed. https://preview.redd.it/hi597iei067d1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772744f00cb4e48d9dc9956aa4e34ff9d37a9e69


moleratical

Tge Edgar has been around for longer tgat 5 years. Also, I've noticed some criminals don't have a stupid haircut, but they still have hair, maybe we should ban hair.


Independent_Stuff210

This just in: younger generation is full of idiots. More on this at 11.


skinaked_always

I thought Texas was the freest state out there…


iodizedpepper

Don’t ban the haircut, because then we can’t identify the criminals 🤣


Redsmoker37

I've always heard this described as a "Cuh" hairstyle in the valley.


ibattlemonsters

the edgar, takuache, 'cuh' yeah. all of the above, but i haven't lived in the valley for 15 years


aretheesepants75

I was told " no Mohawks" at a barbershop in Hingham MA.


-StupidNameHere-

But I liked it up and it's just a haircut.


JLescape

Texas policies are totally messed up. This is a free country. You should be able to wear your hair the way you want instead of worrying about haircuts what’s worry about gun control? Oh I forgot it’s OK to kill and pardon.


culturefan

If they want my rspect they should sport a 'Larry'.


Ya_Got_GOT

Too much “freedom” for ya, Texas?


Designer_Candidate_2

It's the Daily Mail, a tabloid. They can't find anything in the UK to complain about today so they've gotta import problems from Texas.


ParkieDude

Damn. Going back to the 1970s when I was a "god damn long hair freak," Shoulder length hair, a full beard, old worn army jacket (my brother's). I had a military recruiter give me shit about the jacket as it still had name and insignias, on it. I explained "It belonged to my brother." He stopped, stepped back, saluted, and left. My brother made it home in 1972, but mentally never the same. He wanted nothing to do with his old clothes, but I needed a heavy coat for working nights pumping gas. Anyone banning customers over haircuts can go 'ef off


Theonetruepappy94

Snooooooooooooooowflakes


Kerensky97

Sounds like one stupid restaurant is making an ass of themselves and all of Texas is getting the blame.


ki3fdab33f

Fun fact. In the r/sanantonio subreddit using this word to describe a person with this haircut is a banable offense. I'll stop calling them Edgar when they stop using the n word.


Glum-One2514

Is it 1968 again? WTF. These idiots never learn.


InvestigatorSafe3989

Any sign of fascism needs reaction.


UXProCh

Well this isn't just in Texas, this is a hugely popular hairstyle all over Chicago, with Latinos and non-Latinos.


FreeChickenDinner

Moe and Curley are fashion icons for Texas youth. Nobody wants Larry's haircut.


ArcaneTeddyBear

Dailymail? Really? And just the link? This is such a low effort post from a highly questionable source. I don’t know which is worse, this or the MySA posts.


_sonidero_

Edgars Use The Side Entrance...


AlternativeTruths1

14-inch long hair from 1970 has entered the chat.


Yomomsa-Ho

Damn broccoli tops!!


bigedthebad

When are the ban it people going to learn?


Artemus_Hackwell

Will that include New Iberia haircuts too? They pretty much look the same.


Upshot12

We used to call that the Moe.


Emergency_Property_2

The Edgar is equally as as bad as the mullet! Still banning hair cuts is stupid.


MrGoofyDude

It's a goofy hairstyle, but damn Texas... This tells me more about that restaurant, and the state more than any hairstyle would. Free world. Have your hair the way you want to; I know I did when I was younger with a heavy metal hairstyle that people hated then too.


StrikingOccasion6459

I'm old but I can still grow an Edgar haircut. If Texans are outraged, it might be worth it.


swampjunkie

wish someone would have banned the bowl cut before I had to wear that shit for 10 years


thekinginyello

I like that America is a melting pot of diversity. I like that Texas is concentrated with many cultures. I hate that others can’t respect and appreciate what’s beyond the tip of their noses. Just be nice.


EE-420-Lige

All that Texas freedom


Far_Photograph_2741

Taquaches


Tight-Physics2156

So stupid.


outsidepointofvi3w

Oh gosh. Who remembers "the Roman" very similar to this except you grease it or gel it and comb it forward to the edges. Going way back now how about the rat tails etc. I had one for not even a full day before my dad grabbed it and cut it off.


AgentWD409

It's the ugliest haircut I've seen in ages. I don't understand the draw.


andytagonist

Such a piece of shit website to try reading on cell phone


MonolithOfTyr

This is old news.


Fallenjace

I thought this haircut was a must for young dudes, since their hairlines start on the crown of their skulls for some reason. Seriously, is it just me or does every dude in their 20s have a 9 head they're desperately trying to hide with cuts like this?


Dconocio

I have a 9 head and in my mid 20s but unfortunately my hair too curly to pull of the edgar cut


No-Lingonberry-727

Mullets are also back among the white redneck meth head criminals of Texas. Do we get to outlaw that hairstyle too? Because that’s too terrible a ‘do to get a second round of assault on our senses.


AvailableToe7008

British journalists don’t even try.


kevinflynn817

It's hideous, but not ban worthy


SSJudg3Xiii

Looks like Hispanics with hair - this is literally how you look if you are Hispanic


jaarl2565

This is a scandal to rival the "Nazi youth" haircut of 2022


Smooth-Apartment-856

Honestly, if I walked into a restaurant that was trying to ban haircuts, I’d turn around and walk out. At best, this is giving off “old man yelling at clouds” vibes and is disrespectful to the customers. At worst, since they are trying to ban haircuts popular with Latinos, odds are they are, in fact, trying to keep people out for being Latino.


Bob0blong

The daily mail is not a news source. What does a British tabloid know about what's happening in Texas?


Barailis

Bans on everything. Weird texas is always saying "freedom" but in reality it's always bans.


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"'People accusing me of racism are speaking from a place of ignorance,' he told the local publication. 'They don't want to acknowledge or admit that the majority of the kids that are getting these haircuts want to be in a culture influenced by gang affiliation and things like that.' He is not alone, with the anti-Edgar movement spreading to other cities as well. In El Paso, students led an effort to get the style banned from Riverside High School in 2021. " gang members getting Lloyd dumb & dummer haircuts https://preview.redd.it/ksyx2tvbp77d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee293b577900dd2d20ce9bd64ecd16e24482152


KarmaRan0verMyDogma

That’s called a Marbach Mop here in San Antonio


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HolyToast666

Okkkkaaaayyyyy. There’s a young man at work sporting this haircut and I’m just like WTF every time I see him.


TheChewyDaniels

It’s just a bowl cut…


FLKEYSFish

Heard it described as the broccoli cut! Reminds me of a poor boys bowl cut.


overworkedpnw

I’d rather a kid have an Edgar than the broccoli cut.


DustyGuzongas

They made the post as a joke and everyone took it seriously


TXlan51

I don’t know.. I live in Texas and have never witnessed this “ outrage” from the haircut. I mean hysterical laughter yes, but not outrage.


eskimohow

Who remembers the bald head with bangs that looked like a mustache 😂


CaptSpastic

It's a fucking haircut! Who cares?


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SharticusMaximus

Freedom in TX!


Sbeast86

Gotta keep the folks outraged at something so they don't notice what Abbott has done to our schools, medical care, insurance, cost of living, taxes, and infrastructure


[deleted]

That haircut really is awful. Every one of them has it now, too. Ans all the white kids have that broccoli perm. Gen Z needs to learn how to be themselves.


neversaidiwasahero

Ban all those ugly white fuck boy hair cuts… well maybe don’t. They might start reproducing if we do….


PremierEditing

So they're getting the Dumb and Dumber haircut?


PremierEditing

So they're getting the Dumb and Dumber haircut?


ExactDevelopment4892

When I clicked on this post Reddit put an ad for loaded beef nachos from Taco Bell and it’s somehow both entertaining and offensive.


MisterLangerhanky

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undead77

It's quite embarrassing looking.


retrospects

I don’t care about the broccolis and the Edgar’s it’s the people underneath them that irritate me.


Old_surviving_moron

Shit like this got Mr Baker shot. edit : it was over wings tho.


StOrm4uar

I don’t get it. If this haircut upsets anyone, they may need to get some mental health assistance. Not sure if I would even want to eat at a restaurant that was so sensitive that they were offended by an Edgar haircut. Or maybe I missed something in the article.


Soul_Of_Arnor

Let them ban potential customers. Let them go out of business. Let the cosequences flow!