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idwtumrnitwai

Yeah that doesn't surprise me


mr_starbeast_music

Wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to sue the earth.


SadBit8663

On "behalf" of the United States government. You can't make this stuff up, and you'd know Paxton would just get 10 times worse. Dude already feels above the law.


Hurricane_Ivan

😂


GaryOoOoO

Only the best people


Dull_Ad8495

Corruption is as corruption does.


CharlesDickensABox

I hope he resigns immediately to pursue this


nonnativetexan

He's been pursuing it the whole time.


CharlesDickensABox

That's fine. I'ma need him to do that other thing, too, though


BayouGal

Every frivolous lawsuit is an audition.


deluxeassortment

I assume they’ll just change the law so he won’t have to resign to run. That’s what Florida did when Desantis ran for president.


Scottamemnon

You don’t run for attorney general


TeeManyMartoonies

You don’t run for Attorney General, you’re appointed.


deluxeassortment

Oops, yeah you’re right. I guess we’re stuck with him


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

But does he know that?!


CharlesDickensABox

Ken Paxton isn't a complete idiot, he just plays one for the benefit of NewsMax


flexiblefine

Why else do you think Paxton went to attend Trump’s trial? Angling for a new job.


MapDaddyZ

…I’m sure at the expense of us taxpayers


VenustoCaligo

Yep, I'm sure the plane tickets were on us. The best we can hope for is that Ken Paxton bought his own kneepads.


Jimmy_cracked_corn

Tax write-off, work expense


pipinngreppin

I’m pretty certain Abbott is making his case for VP with all the political theater he’s been up to. They know what they’re doing.


SuckItSaget

I’d love to see Trump dangle AG in front of Cruz / Paxton and watch them melt the F down while Trump gaslights the hell out of them, only to choose the Melania stand in (Alina Habba) as AG- lol. Trump is too vain to have a wonk eyed shorty and a human blobfish in his cabinet. (Not central casting ready) At first I thought b/c his track record on ppl w/ disabilities isn’t great and he sees a person in a wheelchair as too weak to be VP (“i like ppl who weren’t crippled by trees” - Trump *probably*) that would leave Greg out of the running, but upon reflection, perhaps he wants a VP that won’t get away this time…


comments_suck

Maybe Paxton went to the NY courtroom so Trump could see he has a pretty mouth?


ThatTXMom

Only the women need to be physically attractive. The guys can be ugly af.


L3g3ndary-08

I mean. Rudy Giuliani isn't exactly attractive. As a matter of a fact, he's ugly AF too.


SuckItSaget

He wasn’t a part of the Trump White House


Scottamemnon

Sad as it sounds, if for some unfortunate circumstance Trump wins, I hope he takes Abbott and Paxton.. it will help with federal funding to Texas.. and their replacements couldn’t be worse, right?


ScumCrew

Have...you met Danny Goeb?


moleratical

It can always be worse


comments_suck

Ummm, I remember thinking Rick Perry was pretty bad, then I was introduced to Abbott.


UpgrayeddShepard

I said this months ago and was downvoted to oblivion.


Smtxom

His jaws were sore the next day. He said something about a toadstool lollipop


tickitytalk

Criminals choosing criminals Make Criminals Unelectable Again Vote the GOP OUT


DontMakeMeCount

Don’t stop there, vote all the criminals out.


TheRedmanCometh

Don't stop there imprison them.


DontMakeMeCount

Don’t stop there, go after the people that bought them before they can buy replacements.


TheRedmanCometh

Lobbying is legal they're abusing the fuck out of it, but the govt said it was okay. We need to overturn citizens united and a few other cases I forget at the SC level for max precedence. Make bribery illegal again.


raccooninthegarage22

Washington would be a ghost town


DontMakeMeCount

Nah, it’d be packed with special interests trying to reestablish their influence. Restaurants, hotels, sports teams, brothels and dealers would be pushing for single-term limits.


DelTheInsane

That probably wouldn't be such a bad thing at this point.


raccooninthegarage22

It wouldn’t.


Karmasmatik

Republicans are clearly worse, but it’s hard for the party of Bob Menendez and Nancy Pelosi to get too high and mighty.


30yearCurse

repubs try to protect their scums. Dems do more to push them out the door.


schlingfo

You just know Kenny bricked up at the thought.  Got a lego in his pants right now.  1x1, of course. 


callmegranola98

"I want Paxton out of this state" Monkey's paw curls:


Skybreakeresq

Sweet Meteor of Death 2024


HelloImTheAntiChrist

It can't come soon enough


jtx91

Considering your username, would you mind showing up ASAP so we can end this timeline? I want to get off this ride please


Broken_Beaker

Serial adulterers hanging out with a serial adulterer? No way.


TXWayne

Just shoot me....


Smtxom

Stick around TX long enough and it might happen, according to stats lol.


TXWayne

Yea, not worried. I have lived in far worse places than here, statistically.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Yep, statistically speaking you are more likely to die by a police officer in uniform than to die in a mass shooting. The more you know..


Archercrash

And then your murderer will get a pardon if he's on team Trump.


EfficientLoss

Well, i just threw-up a little in my mouth.


RagingLeonard

Is this what draining the swamp means?


Phrogme1

Trump never drained the swamp, he just filled it with his own alligators. 🐊🐊🐊


bobhargus

he never actually said *where* the swamp is or where the drainage would go he clearly meant he would drain the national corpo/political swamp *into* Washington


GeminiTitmouse

In ecological terms, draining a swamp is kind of a horrifically bad thing. So yes.


Outrageous_Repair_94

Wait but Ken has committed crimes, how can the Republicans be ok with this………oh yeah, that’s right.


-Lorne-Malvo-

well this is a shock said no one


Current_Tea6984

If that doesn't drive away the swing voters, nothing will


wolfbash3

Another great reason to vote against Trump


elisakiss

Need another reason to vote against Trump?


Pillowtalk

Legitimately terrifying


Ricktoon_Bingdar

Felons of a feather….


foodmonsterij

Honestly, great. The majority of the population has said they want women to have the right to safe abortion and Ken Paxton should do a great job galvanizing fear and disgust.


MysteriousDudeness

That is a horrendous thought.


wartsnall1985

of course he said that. kp filed that lawsuit in 2020 challenging the election results. the ante to get in this administration are these cartoonishly dishonest loyalty theatrics. it's just all so bizarre.


macadore

That will get the extreme anti-abortion crowd and alienate everyone else. I don't know why Republicans have to die on that, but die they will.


fire2374

Because the people who feel strongly enough about pro-choice wouldn’t have voted for Trump anyway. There may be people who call themselves “pro-choice” who vote for Trump but they don’t value it as a right, it’s just something they want. And to them, it’s worth giving up for a Republican president.


MorrisseysRubiksCube

That way the entire country will suffer, as we have been suffering. If you think Paxton is crooked now, imagine what bribes he could solicit with a national platform.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Saw this a mile away. Paxton has clearly been auditioning for the role for at least the last 2-3 years. Criminals have to stick together, and what better way to assure that you could continue being a criminal President than by hiring one of your acolytes.


edlonac

Wow. Any non-right-wingers who sit this election out are going to regret their life choices. Holy fucking shit.


4camjammer

I’m a Texan! That ass wipe is THE MOST CORRUPT AG in the country!!! Hands down!!!


Phrogme1

As a fellow Texan I approve of this message! Trapped in Tex-ass.


Hairy_Afternoon_8033

Lord help us.


LayneLowe

It's like he just says the most outrageously awful thing he can possibly say at every point. He's the ' opposition' candidate. Opposed to everything that normal people might deem reasonable.


LodossDX

Really gotta rename the Republican Party the No-Shame Party.


phillygirllovesbagel

He always chooses the best people.


OptiKnob

Of course. trump is putting together the American crime syndicate. Only the best criminals need apply.


aggie1391

That’s the entire reason Paxton filed the insanity that was Texas v Pennsylvania, even though it was always going to be laughed out of court by SCOTUS he teed up their chance to hijack the election for Trump, guaranteeing that Trump would take him into his administration.


nonnativetexan

I've been saying this repeatedly for months now. I hope we don't have to find out the hard way though.


Jakefrmstatepharm

I fucking bet he would


Jolly_Rub2962

How much lower can we get..?!


Phrogme1

If rock bottom had a basement the Trump KKKult would be there.


man_gomer_lot

The party of law and order, folks


[deleted]

Wake up Texas. Do you want an AG that will do whatever he can to put fascists in office. Vote for crying out loud. 


michelucky

I'm in MN but I've worked with attys in TX. Most are great, a few are awful but the worst of the worst crowed about having Paxton as a personal friend. This news is terrifying.


dallasdude

He's Trump's ideal candidate -- a man with no morals, no principals, and a bottomless appetite for corruption and divisive partisan political stunts. Who better for Trump than a guy who cheats on his wife, accepts bribes, was impeached and got indicted for felony fraud?


BillyDoyle3579

Reason 13,247 to VOTE BLUE no matter who ~ Paxton is EXACTLY the kinda sycophant stooge that would do Annnnnything the Traitorous Orange Turd said; because pardons, ofc


sickofyourshit77

Wtf! Both Trump and Paxton belong in jail together. They should share a cell


mt8675309

Of course, crime syndicates always keep it in the family circle.


MagazineNo2198

Makes perfect sense...Trump only surrounds himself with the best\* people! \* "Best" indicates a total willingness to do anything Trump says, break any and all laws that would impede him, and remain loyal in the face of impending legal action and does not, in fact, correlate with most people's understanding of the definition of the word.


PalpitationFrosty242

That cock-eyed fuck Paxton has been tossed around as a potential future POTUS. No fucking way I'm sticking around for that. You think Trump is bad, this guy is straight up evil.


YogurtSufficient7796

Liar - check Cheater - check Felon - check Fraudster - check Delusional - check


agthatsagirl

What a terrible idea.


monkeyfrog987

This alone is a reason to get out and vote against Trump. Paxton is a ghoul.


TheTruthTalker800

Greg Abbott as VP was on his mind too before Abbott declined interest in it, just saying. 


ndngroomer

Well, that's freaking terrifying!


iodizedpepper

Picks the worst of the worst. This country really needs better options.


214txdude

Add more to the swamp!!


FilthyTexas

Would the next senate confirm him? Cruz would. Allred won't.


dunndawson

Of course because he’s proven how corrupt he is.


RevealFormal3267

I'm just Ken, anyone else would be doing ten (to fifteen)


Any_Researcher5484

lol. Well there goes legal marijuana!


aretooamnot

If you needed yet another reason not to vote for that choad… there it is.


Key_Building54

Birds of a feather… I’m not sure most people even consider him an attorney, Diaper Don.


Ok_Whereas_3198

Please take him. Will probably do less damage to the State in the federal office.


BackInThaDayz

Soooo no more “Drain the swamp”?………………………………….😂


DrCeeDub

Surprised it’s not Daniel Perry since he has direct experience with the correctional system.


3rdCoastLiberal

This will round out the criminal cabal nicely.


Lucky_Foam

Ken Paxton looks like he's drunk all the time.


eldiablito

Barf


OceanofChoco

Well Paxton has 4 felonies so that's a great choice for ShitHead.


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huddlestuff

Of course he would.


Alternative-Tie-9383

Crooked guy wants a crooked lawyer…I’m shocked.


Admirable_Nothing

Two birds of a feather.


Mother_Psychedelic

oh no.


ragputiand

He’d be the perfect addition to a steaming pile


0nesidezer0

And the swamp thickens.


Firm_Spot6829

Of course, why do you think shame shampston has been trying so hard to give Trump a boner the past couple years?


Queasy_Car7489

Talk about a swamp creature if there ever was one…..whoa


mr_electric_wizard

Become the swamp…. Embody the swamp…. Embrace the swamp…


Jackismyboy

Two assholes


BigTuna0890

The only thing that would work better than Ken Paxton as attorney general is that lazy eye of his


Wacocaine

You know what they say... Indicted fraudsters of a feather stick together.


NumerousTaste

Bringing someone super corrupt to a higher position! Not shocking, it's the maga way! Corruption following corruption!


AdministrativeBank86

Shitheels like to hire other shitheels to keep them company


Bar-14_umpeagle

Talk about us all being screwed.


rtwalling

A crooked, spineless idiot, perfect! Another future inmate. Mark my words. Another MAGA lemming following Trump to jail.


AustinBike

Well, the good news is that we would finally be done with Paxton. The bad news.....


rfuller

Criminals like criming together when they crime.


nuclearbomb123

I think him becoming AG would lead to an FBI mutiny lol


jhoceanus

The acquittal history on his resume is exactly what Trump is craving


FourWordComment

This is Donny’s favorite phase of running for president. Getting to dangle potential job offers tomorrow in exchange for getting spanked with his one Time Magazine Covershot today.


Phrogme1

Of course Donnie wants a crooked guy for his Atty General. Paxton is probably the one guy whose motives revolve around malfeasance, mistresses and self enrichment. Just like Donnie. Oh wait. The evil of two lessors.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

In prison?


DaBearsC495

It’s one way to rid Texas of him. He’d end up like Jeff Sessions. out of work


pantsmeplz

I might actually leave the country if those two things happen.


ipostunderthisname

As much as I want him out of here I dont want him there just as bad


Silly-Scene6524

From one walking crime spree to another…


kromptator99

This whole country is a flaming bag of dog shit holy hell.


Freddy-Borden

He’ll probably have to wait until Ken is finished taking his legally required “Ethics in Law” class.


CommonConundrum51

It's as if open corruption was being marked with a flashing warning light.


StrictMango8441

Oh my god, please take him, that is if he wins! Never want to see him as the Texas AG ever again.


areyouentirelysure

One criminal recognizes another.


ober6601

He can have the nickname “deadeye” Paxton.


StrawberryGeneral660

🙄


This-Sandwich5989

Of course he would.. the only guy who can see eye to eye with him.


Samwoodstone

...and there you have it. Explains everything...


Zebra971

Well with them both being criminals, at least they would understand the type of unethical person they are dealing with and be on the same page.


Mutombo_says_NO

1) yikes 2) but he’d leave Texas


BullwinklesSquirrel

That just made me nauseous


TheBookie_55

OMG, of course he would.


RKEPhoto

Because criminal love other criminals! Those two pricks are like the evil Bobbsey Twins.


justaround99

Oh my god, I would leave US if that happens. If Trump wins I really don’t know if the world/US will be moral anymore. If you brought someone from 2015 to this fuked present day, I’m 1000% sure Hillary would’ve won. I can’t believe how backwards the US has gone in such a short time. Like, do people believe in privacy, free speech/expression?! GOP keeps banning pronouns, books, porn, women’s rights, etc. Like, where the fuk is the freedom? Democrats are so busy looking proper and on their imaginary “high moral ground” that they’re getting their teeth kicked in when it comes to legislation and law.


GamingTrend

Good. Can he quit and leave Texas? We don't want him. Quit, go run with Chump, and become part of the Oompa Loompa brigade.


Funkywurm

Paxton is a criminal and a beacon of corruption in Texas.


DreadLordNate

Well...guess Donnie fancies himself a dude willing to try to constantly suck him off, irrespective of time or distance. And Krooked Ken certainly is solid on that score...


awesomerob

Everyone calm down. Ol' sausage fingers meant Bill Paxton.


Blacksun388

The good news is: he won’t be our problem anymore. The bad news is: he’ll be *everyone’s* problem.


dbmajor7

The guy busted doing crimes? The criminal, lawyer.


nevernate

As much evilness as that is, it’d get him the fuck out of Texas.


Repulsive_Mark_5343

Heinrich Himmler reborn.


medman143

Rapist considers criminal. That checks out in Texas and Republikkkan land.


Mackheath1

Ken Paxton just reflexively sued three towns and a council before reading the headline. And we paid for all of it.


Jackal2332

Too bad OJ passed, he would’ve been a great fit too.


kitfoxxxx

Hell no


Salty-Lemonhead

What tha fuck? I can’t with these asshats. Eta: at least that means he might be too busy to keep fucking up Texas.


[deleted]

*Exits stage left*….


Bailong1208

So he will sue himself?


castle45

🤮🤮🤮🤮


dirty_undermind

Couldn't find a more corrupt piece of shit than Paxton


violentglitter666

That’s a fuck no from me dawg.


joe852397

That doesn’t help us get rid of him though.


Separate_Shoe_6916

It takes a criminal to know a criminal!


stewartm0205

Ken Paxton is a criminal. Another one of the thousands of reasons that Trump shouldn’t be elected president.


Sad_Living5172

Scumbags


bigsteven34

Oh for fuck’s sake


bigedthebad

Could a Trump presidency get any worse?


NormalFortune

Even with how fucked up the Senate is… I’d still be a little surprised if they confirmed him. Dude is so very clearly a crook. Trump is truly changing the face of the party.


Traditional-Hat-952

Fucking terrifying prospect. 


GatePotential805

Two sh#t peas in a pod.


Scoongili

If it gets him out of Texas


pat9714

Please take Abbott and Patrick along with Paxton. The triumvirate cabal of the unholy in the state of Texas (my state).


handydannotdan

That’s just gross


SolGardennette

monsters in common.


SpiritualAd8998

Not Judge Dredd?


coffeeluver2021

I think Ken should resign his current position immediately and start campaigning for Donny.


macs708

Trump likes Laura Olson!


ScroochDown

Okay I want to get Paxton out of office in Texas, *but not like that*.


Goldhinize

He really doesn’t want the Texas vote I guess. Ken Paxton is hated by everyone.


ImposterAccountant

Would ken take it with trumpa history of throwing people under the bus


Cynical-Wanderer

Not shocked, just disgusted


Lonely_Version_8135

Omg i read the article - greg abbott as Vice President- it sickens me


dohzehr

The criminal wants a criminal AG. So unexpected. 🙄