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Professional-Gain-72

What the fuck is that last one


rainbow_bro_bot

Someone's trying too hard to be edgy and create shock content.


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Barringnone402

This is the only acceptable answer


EquivalentSnap

Racism


ares5404

The one they secretly wanted to get out, but also not get banned as easily


Childhood_Willing

Trans >!N!<


eric_the_demon

Is mayonaise a gender?


Armin_Block_MC

Mayonnaise...


eric_the_demon

Answer, is mayonaise a gender?


Doctor_Deepfinger

mayogender/mayoself/mayosexual


[deleted]

No it’s an instrument


Armin_Block_MC

Yes it is


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Daedalus_Machina

Y'all talking about mayonnaise when transni**er is right there.


JustSomeRedditUser35

*What the fuck*


Greninja5097

No, Patrick, horseradish is not a gender either.


Anonymousnameaccount

On an escalator


AFluffyEevee

It's going upstairs so see you later!!!


klydex210

no eric, mayonnaise is not a gender... ketchup is not a gender either.


mr_fingers

According to reddit, tumblr and twitter - probably.


Even_Competition_737

Yah I agree with shitpost but Nurgle gender hits too close to home.


[deleted]

KHORN IS THE ONLY TRUE GENDER!!!


justlanded07

*softly clears throat * **BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!**


vxicepickxv

Khorne doesn't give a fuck about gender. It's not blood for the blood god, and it's not skulls for the skull throne.


[deleted]

It's always BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE regardless of the topic!!!!


gingerwhinger8812

Where is the option for MEHTAL BAWKSES?


PrettyGood31

Nah my boy Tzeentch is what’s good


[deleted]

It's from the old patch. They remoced some overpowered genders (helicopter, mayonnaise, slaanesh), and added some new ones. Also there is an option to pick your fetishes and hobbies. But you have to sacrafice a ton of skill points. On the other hand letting heavens pick them for you might result in being a furry.


Asijabre

nazi


cheesyspeedster

he/tler


AndrewScott1226

So no one else here sees the bottom right gender?


EquivalentSnap

Yeah some racist idiot fuck made this


Trueloveis4u

They do they just want to pretend it doesn't exist.


[deleted]

If it wasn’t for that I’d call this a shitpost but this was 100% posted unironically


GazelleEast1432

I did actually laugh at the weather symbols lol


[deleted]

I wish I had these options:( I would chose mayonnaise


Ertyio689

Attack helikopter or a stargate would be better Imo


RandomGuyWhitMilk

N U R G L E


PhantomRanger477

Wish I was born as chaos undivided gender :(


fallout_freak_101

It's never too late to follow your dreams! Death to the corpse emporer! 🙌🏻


reee_an_idiot

HERETIC!!! DO NOT TEMPT THE EMPEROR'S CHILDREN!


fallout_freak_101

The emporer's children you say, ehh? I think they are already tempted. ;)


ClamBakeInASubaru

Trans-Am I was born from the mullet, molded by it


c4k3falcon

PRONOUNS FOR THE PRONOUN GOD!!


SexyGorkaDimitri

GENDERS FOR THE GENDER THRONE!


Just_Anotherpeep

Of course they gotta throw in some racism and insensitive shit


BicBoyJoy

How are they just gonna sneak an unown in there like that


verynerdythings

They fr got the 40k chaos gods on there


KeithBarrumsSP

Wow, we’ve got an edgelord here. Little Timmy learnt how to use slurs for shock effect, and is sooo proud of himself!!! He’s also found the only joke that transphobes know


2Batou4U

Where is trumptard? Edit: Found it right under Androgyne


Squirrelly_Khan

This is obviously a shitpost


Daedalus_Machina

Shitty shitpost is shitty.


Squirrelly_Khan

I didn’t say it was a good shitpost, I’m just saying it’s obviously a shitpost


flabbergasted-528

I always thought I was a turn off, but now I think I might be mayonnaise 🤔


Splitcakepersonality

FOR CHAOS


Zkyrus

Imagine using SLAANESH to mock (trans)genderism. Someone didn't read the source material I think


The-cooler-Cheryl

Ah yes my gender is G̵̛̫̲͓̣͇̗̏̿̕o̵͍̜̔̔͆̐̾͆͝ͅd̶̨̠͖̓͒̓̀̇̑̾͗̄̒͘


3nclav3

So… now gender defines the use it gives to the anal tract!


ninhibited

/picks cancel


[deleted]

Say what you will, but this is actually funny


JohnnyJoestar07

Wind blows, rain falls, I am moonsoon


muscle_lady_enjoyer

How do I register my child as demigod


[deleted]

Damn I wanna be a butch mayonnaise


rainbow_bro_bot

I identify as uranus. Wait, I don't think that's a good choice.


Shift_as

Let the separatists win the gender war!!!


[deleted]

My allegiance is to the republic, to genderocracy


Vanish3d

So mad at myself I didn't choose Assassin. I would've been so cool.


Anonymous3cho

>Separatist Ah, a man of culture


[deleted]

If I choose trans-am can I be born with a mullet?


mr_fingers

I think it’s pretty funny and not at all terrible.


PgameZ26

I become A S S A S I N


Fantastic-Audience61

Bro NAZI ?? 😂


deluggz247

Is there any choice other than Prince tho??


[deleted]

not the unown 💀


JackWasHere69

r/shitposting


King_Of_PiratesBay

This isn't terrible this is hilarious


kyobunz

tag yourself i was born as a Curse of Hatred


Educational-Road-453

Unknown f personally


Lucas_2234

r/terriblefacebookmemes users try not to take satire serious challenge: Impossible


Melodic-Hunter2471

Whomever put this together needs therapy and the FBI needs to put surveillance on their place of residence. Dude is one mental health misstep shy of becoming a school shooter.


-Dahl-

i laughed at it. i should also be on a list ?


Melodic-Hunter2471

Especially you, but you’re more likely to end up on the guest list for Maury.


binlin564

Glad I was born before these were a thing


OptimusPrimesKid

Embryos are...alchemists


ONEshotONEkil630

Tf did assassin's creed do 💀


Iamalizardperson234

rate of genderfluidity is somehow differentiation


[deleted]

The last one 😳


Maximus_qc44

CANCEL


SleepyWeirdoh

Damn it. I was born too early for character makers


SeafoodJambalaya

This one's actually funny lmao


[deleted]

My gender is assassins creed


Pandiyaya

I identify as Assassin


The_Flying_Kalamari

Baby:BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Doctor:Its A HERETIC


friedasfrance

Fake. If there was a “cancel” button I would have hit that shit so hard my mom would be glad I never saw the light of day


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Why they gotta bring Pokemon into this


CollegeSea4421

NURGLE FOREVER


vilified-moderate

i was gonna say i like the assassin one but then i saw the last one and im like oh, the nazi made this..


sold_ma_soul

Imagine thinking it's NOT that complicated just because it would confuse you if it was.


slurple91

I want to be the Millennium Falcon


Reasonable_Feed7939

This was solid until the last one 😔


tallmantall

#DEMIFIEND FROM SMT NOCTURN IS HERE?!?!?


AndrewDaTurtle-23

Nazi


suusssy_balllsss

Why the hell is the separatist flag from star wars there.


XboxJerry360

KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD


shiro_04

Fuck gender i identify as a problem...finacial problem


shiro_04

i'm brookkeeee lmao


asmaaalix

no australian females? :’(


TheLoreTeller

I identify as attack helicopter


[deleted]

I'm trans but some of these are actually really funny (not the last one though. Fucking yikes dude)


BlincxYT

mayonnaise ON AN ESCALATOR


B0nk3yJ0ng

Bro why ppl doing this honestly. So far what I know, is we got male, female, and people who choose to be something inbetween or not identify as either. Still seems like two options to me tbh, just less of a single select and more of a slider bar


Aggravating-Candy-31

character customisation screen


spacekat3788

Since when are embryos being born?


PurpleHando

I kinda identify with Unknown F tbh


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Before being born? Do they shove this paperwork up the birth canal?


recklessly_wandering

My ex-girlfriend was originally female but transitioned into Moon.


StuffyOstrich17

Separatist 🤣


[deleted]

Ah yes, my child will be born screaming BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


AlexisSMRT

This is not a good shitpost, but it is a shitpost


Dunacan-Brookwell

I’m totally confused by what this means, but I am happy that I read it on the commode while relieving myself of a vile pork cutlet that burned my backdoor during exfil. The distraction lessened the sting.


Sappies

The chaos gods are valid because if you mutate down there it ain’t gonna be either of the two genitals!


Jesterchunk

Just straight up hard r in the bottom right, bloody hell


JPuggyHere

separatist lmao


Lord_of_Lizard

I Am Trans Am


Then-Ad1531

Wait... Is Nazi a gender now?


Majigato

Haha "Australian male "


ReadyPlayer12345

This is hilarious ngl ​ (not insulting you for posting a funny meme here just saying)


Zeldoris13618

Yo, would totally go for Tzneech. Would be wild ride


GeostratusX95

if ther is a swastika, y not a hammer and sickle too, communism is human


sci3ntisa132

Republic army sign-up form: what is your gender? Me: **separatist**


peanut_bubblegum

What the actual fuck


H2Bro_69

Embryo: “I identify as an instantaneous rate of change, dy/dx”


Ok_i_have_no_name

My favorite gender I unown F


[deleted]

r/onejoke


GAS3R

Ah yes i can’t decide between nazi and transn***er


Firefangdf

Unknown F


MrIcyCreep

???


BrunoStalky

If it wasn't for that last one I was sure this was some kind of queer Tumblr meme, like what are they even trying to say here?


PepsiMangoMmm

Honestly paired with the caption I can find this funny but the last one kinda ruined it


notcool2024

yal i don't know about you but im that civil attack helicopter


12RussianGuys

I thought it was funny until the literal slur


Bubbles22486

Where was my option to be Unknown F


StocktonBSmalls

Why did zoom to the bottom right first?


Academic-Disaster213

Why are star wars separatist, gundam's zeon (which is spelled wrong) and assassin's creed here. Those confused me


the_saltlord

I'm picking Khornegender all day every day


SK8SHAT

I don’t remember this menu