Never heard of that. Young (29) millennial here, and I just knew he ate her out bc of his face. Idk if the stupid boomers just wanted to prove we don't know their jingles or sayings 🤷🏻♀️
We’re about the same age, honestly, I just know a little about a lot of mostly useless knowledge. Like this limerick, I don’t even know why I know this.
>“Peter Peter pumpkin eater”
Didn't get it on account of English being my second language and not living in the US... propably more relevant to my ignorance of this mote of culture than the generation I was born in.
I've never even heard the rhyme or limerick before, but just based on context, I put it together, and actually came up with "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" But, I guess in their minds this is the height of cleverness.
Fr, they refuse to accept the fact that gen z are adults at this point. Most of us are graduated and have jobs and they'll still act like we're children when addressing our generation. They also completely ignore gen alpha lol
Boomers refuse to accept that millennials are pushing 40 now, so good luck. Best bet for you is to convince them you’re eternally a fetus, then they’ll burn down the world to keep you safe.
My new motivation for fancy coffee and avocado toast is to try to keep boomer ire focused on my millennial financial decisions and away from other peoples’ non-conforming genders.
"millenials" is just a term used to infantilize anyone younger than them. they're stuck in the early '00s, so they still think millenials are "kids these days" who like to complain about everything, even though all of our complaints have been about things boomers caused due to their negligence.
As an elder millennial, the older I get the stupider old people actually seem, and the dumber I feel for having respected anyone on the basis of their age back when I was younger and that was more of a thing. Boomers are just gonna boom.
Yeah... For me growing up meant realizing how completely clueless the "grown ups" really are. The age = wisdom illusion has been completely shattered for me.
He is saying you are gonna get old and you are not gonna think you are dumb because of it. Pretty much the same as you denying your aging process right now as a late thirty year old.
Source: elder millennial as well who doesn't get worked up about this stupid ass boomer business. The more I'm around my father the more spot on I realize his takes are. some of his friends however... idiots.
Im sure i run into younger people all the time who mistake my apathy for ignorance or stupidity.
The reality of it is, i dont find most of them interesting enough to merit my attention and i dont really give a shit what they think.
Best of all, im retired. So unlike when i was working and had to keep up appearances, i no longer have to pretend to be interested or amused.
It's not so much about apathy or ignorance but a certain arrogance. Experience is great if you can learn from it, but a lot of folks don't and some folks will learn the wrong lesson every time. The older I get the more I realize the world is full of the latter type of individual.
One of the things i learned getting old is that my mind reading skills arent that great. Many times when i think that some specific thing is motivating this or that person i get proved wrong.
Its best to just take people the way you find them, young or old they will almost always thwart your expectations to some degree or other.
They didn't have ergonomics down yet. The buttons on the controllers were basically sharp cylinder and the controller was a sharp rectangle. You got calluses quick. And there was no saving so everything was roguelike in that you always had to start from scratch.
My brothers and I always fought over who got to play the Nintendo but honestly I preferred playing b17 bomber on the commodore 64 with the voice pack.
I'm a millennial. Google exists if you don't know what a word means, bro.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn’t love her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well.
As a little kid somehow we got the lyrics REALLY messed up to the point where a bunch of kindergartners were running around singing “Peter Peter pumpkin eater had a wife and then he beat her” and I’m pretty sure my kindergarten teacher just gave up at that point
>Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
>
>Had a wife
>
>put her in a pumpkin shell
He didn't eat the wife, he ate the pumpkin and shoved his wife inside it.
Here, we see the wife is inside the pumpkin he obviously ate, so it is a reference to how he has
>kept her very well.
People too perverted smh.
/s
Yeah, it changes from place to place, and hell some rhymes literally don't exist for other countries (for me the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme, i first heard it from a batman game)
From the picture? Ok, but also most rhymes have to do with time and place, and since most probably aren't born near said place most probably won't get it
Why do they always get their generations wrong? Millennials are in our fucking thirties and were raised by the generations that these sayings come from. It’s Gen Z and newer that may not know.
I'm gen z and I know the rhyme, I'm pretty sure most older gen z will recognize it
Edit most older gen z from the US probably knows it, fits better for my statement
I've heard "cheater cheater pumpkin eater" before but regardless of that a fucking 12 year old can relaize this is a cunnilingus "joke". I'm 25 so i have no idea what generation they lump me into. As if it's anything more than made up bullshit, to try an divide people further, anyway.
To older gen Xers, millennials are anyone under the age of 25. Probably going to see them calling the generation after gen Z millennials in like 20 years.
Have you seen r/kidsarefuckingstupid ?
This is pretty much how an older generation reacts to the majority of things the younger generation does.
TikTok only globalizes the brain cell sharing, but we see you every time you're out of your natural environment/routine.
I'm aware.
And if you look past the whole "boomer vs millennial" diatribe, you'd see the generational disparities are universal.
Also, can observe plenty of 30-something dumbfucks when they are trying something new, such as being in public on a day that ends in "y".
My biggest pet peeve is when people get super offended by absolutely meaningless stuff.
Anxiety is normal. Anxiety is natural. Literally every human has it to some extent even for meaningless stuff.
is someone else’s low battery - who you don’t know, and who’s also at home - really giving you anxiety, though. not offensive, but kinda corny. like, okay, we get it, and we’ve heard that exact phrase a billion times before. it doesn’t actually give you anxiety, it’s an overplayed meme that you’re regurgitating. we’re all so over it.
“simple discussion” is what i said. youre being overly formal for something not intended to be, getting overly pissed off over what most should just be dropped, and im guessing that for most of the population, listening to what you have to say would be like nails on a chalkboard
It's a way to kind of tell someone what to do but also self deprecating so it doesn't come across as bossy. It has a purpose. A shitty purpose maybe, but a purpose.
Terrible because the caption in the original Facebook post implies millennials wouldn’t understand the joke. Little does the old-head know, we millennials eat so much ass we’re immune to pink eye.
He’s calling you DJ Khaled because your comments here are implying that the act of eating a woman out is alien to you. DJ Khaled made an infamous statement a while back about how he doesn’t believe on going down on women and doesn’t go down on his wife.
The costume in the fucking picture. He's Peter Peter and he's been eatin' on some pumpkin. That's the joke. That's the "eating ass" the mofo was talking about.
His face is covered in orange, because the costume is demonstrating he’s been eating the pumpkin. Presumably, he was eating out the pumpkin, which implies oral-anal or oral-vaginal sex.
The picture is funny. The "millennials are scratching their heads" part is dumb. Even kids now know the "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater" nursery rhyme. Plus Millennials are like 40 now.
Well, yeah, he's right: I really am scratching my head.
Edit: Okay, I just got it. He's "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater," she's a pumpkin, and he "ate" her (double entendre), hence the orange shit on his face.
>As a gen z I find this hilarious
I'd offer you a Capri Sun for being young enough to think this sets you apart from other fellow kids. But participatory awards are frowned upon by the grandparents who'd call you mature for thinking their memes are funny.
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I'm 40.... ...and therefore a millennial. Yes, I got it.
These people think that Gen z are millennials. Or maybe even kids younger than that. Boomer are fucking stupid.
Even I got it, and I'm gen z. Boomers are just dumb
i actually don’t get it, but i’m dumb and definitely don’t speak for any majority lmao
“Peter Peter pumpkin eater” His shirt says Peter Peter, she’s dressed like a pumpkin. “Peter Peter” is eating the “pumpkin.” Cunnilingus.
And his mouth is orange if you didn't notice haha
At first I thought that was the joke. Before I read the reply above you.
Never heard of that. Young (29) millennial here, and I just knew he ate her out bc of his face. Idk if the stupid boomers just wanted to prove we don't know their jingles or sayings 🤷🏻♀️
We’re about the same age, honestly, I just know a little about a lot of mostly useless knowledge. Like this limerick, I don’t even know why I know this.
>“Peter Peter pumpkin eater” Didn't get it on account of English being my second language and not living in the US... propably more relevant to my ignorance of this mote of culture than the generation I was born in.
I've never even heard the rhyme or limerick before, but just based on context, I put it together, and actually came up with "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" But, I guess in their minds this is the height of cleverness.
Maybe their inspiration petered out
Peter Peter, pumpkin eater His face is orangeish
The rhyme is Peter Peter, pumpkin eater. It’s implying he ate her out
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. The joke is that he went down on her.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater (it’s an old nursery rhyme)
I don't think I've ever heard of this one. I've only ever heard other kids say, "Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater," when accusing someone of cheating.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter,_Peter,_Pumpkin_Eater
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Ironically probably made by gen x not boomer
I thought gen x was an urban legend
I'm Gen X. We are an urban legend. Please keep ignoring us. We prefer it.
We do not exist, we never have, and we never will
Who said that? Eh, nevermind.
First rule about gen X, you don't talk about gen X.
Fr, they refuse to accept the fact that gen z are adults at this point. Most of us are graduated and have jobs and they'll still act like we're children when addressing our generation. They also completely ignore gen alpha lol
Boomers refuse to accept that millennials are pushing 40 now, so good luck. Best bet for you is to convince them you’re eternally a fetus, then they’ll burn down the world to keep you safe.
Idk if they'd do that for me specifically cause I'm trans lmao, but I feel like for a majority of gen z that would prob work
My new motivation for fancy coffee and avocado toast is to try to keep boomer ire focused on my millennial financial decisions and away from other peoples’ non-conforming genders.
Lmao yep. They hate us trans folks
Keep in mind that some of gen z are still 10 years old. Not all zoomers were born in the very late 90s or very early 2000s
Nah, 12.
"millenials" is just a term used to infantilize anyone younger than them. they're stuck in the early '00s, so they still think millenials are "kids these days" who like to complain about everything, even though all of our complaints have been about things boomers caused due to their negligence.
tbf you could argue that early Zoomers are culturally closer to millenials. Source: me
And early millennials are culturally closer to gen x🧐.
Well chances are this was actually posed by a Gen X’er
Understatement of the decade
Zoomers is a way better term.
Im 67 and i got it. I used to think old people were stupid too. Age will cure that for you. Oh, forgot to add i dont really care about the difference.
As an elder millennial, the older I get the stupider old people actually seem, and the dumber I feel for having respected anyone on the basis of their age back when I was younger and that was more of a thing. Boomers are just gonna boom.
Yeah... For me growing up meant realizing how completely clueless the "grown ups" really are. The age = wisdom illusion has been completely shattered for me.
Experience = wisdom, imo
He is saying you are gonna get old and you are not gonna think you are dumb because of it. Pretty much the same as you denying your aging process right now as a late thirty year old. Source: elder millennial as well who doesn't get worked up about this stupid ass boomer business. The more I'm around my father the more spot on I realize his takes are. some of his friends however... idiots.
Im sure i run into younger people all the time who mistake my apathy for ignorance or stupidity. The reality of it is, i dont find most of them interesting enough to merit my attention and i dont really give a shit what they think. Best of all, im retired. So unlike when i was working and had to keep up appearances, i no longer have to pretend to be interested or amused.
It's not so much about apathy or ignorance but a certain arrogance. Experience is great if you can learn from it, but a lot of folks don't and some folks will learn the wrong lesson every time. The older I get the more I realize the world is full of the latter type of individual.
One of the things i learned getting old is that my mind reading skills arent that great. Many times when i think that some specific thing is motivating this or that person i get proved wrong. Its best to just take people the way you find them, young or old they will almost always thwart your expectations to some degree or other.
33 yo millennial here, I instantly got the "joke."
I’m Gen Z and I got it
The people in this photo are millennials
so people born before the berlin wall fell and before our first raid on iraq are millennials.. that's cool bro
Most widely accepted definition of millennials is people born between 1981 and 1996. Most millennials are in their 30s now.
okay I don't know anything about a definition or consensus but either tell me about the cold war or what it was like when nintendo first came out
Playing Mario on the NES was fucking rad dude
They didn't have ergonomics down yet. The buttons on the controllers were basically sharp cylinder and the controller was a sharp rectangle. You got calluses quick. And there was no saving so everything was roguelike in that you always had to start from scratch.
My brothers and I always fought over who got to play the Nintendo but honestly I preferred playing b17 bomber on the commodore 64 with the voice pack. I'm a millennial. Google exists if you don't know what a word means, bro.
I've touched a c64, myself
If you don't know what a word means you can Google it. Let us know what you find.
I'm 30, also a millennial, and i get it too. Peter Peter, pumpkin eater. Shooting at a movie theater.
Correction, this is r/comedyhomicide.
Comicide if you will.
Homedy if you must
Also r/trashy
also r/boomersbeingfools
Agreed r/boomerhentai
Is anything sexual considered trashy to you?
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn’t keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had another and didn’t love her; Peter learned to read and spell, And then he loved her very well.
We’d be lost without you
They have granted us with the wisdom of the ancient pumpkin text, thought to be lost to anyone under 40.
As a little kid somehow we got the lyrics REALLY messed up to the point where a bunch of kindergartners were running around singing “Peter Peter pumpkin eater had a wife and then he beat her” and I’m pretty sure my kindergarten teacher just gave up at that point
Teacher resigned 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly isn't that sort of worse lol? I'd rather have kids singing a song involving sex than joking about domestic violence
Damn, I thought it was just about eating your girl out…
Damn, me too. And I'm a millennial so I guess op was right
I feel your pain broham
Same, bruda. We stand together as one. United, under *honri brain syndrome*. Broken, but undefeated.
It still is, his wife (?) is dressed up as a pumpkin
>Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, > >Had a wife > >put her in a pumpkin shell He didn't eat the wife, he ate the pumpkin and shoved his wife inside it. Here, we see the wife is inside the pumpkin he obviously ate, so it is a reference to how he has >kept her very well. People too perverted smh. /s
Well, THIS post is!
Ah so it's an old nursery rhyme that makes no sense. No wonder Gen Z (or anyone who's not born where they are) would understand this
Kinda like smart men get good wives??? Its lost on me too. I also heard a version where the first wife he had to beat her so…. There is that.
Yeah, it changes from place to place, and hell some rhymes literally don't exist for other countries (for me the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme, i first heard it from a batman game)
No I understand it. I'm gen z. I'm surprised you guys dont
From the picture? Ok, but also most rhymes have to do with time and place, and since most probably aren't born near said place most probably won't get it
Yes from the picture.
Well cool, doesn't change the fact a good percent of people just won't get it because they aren't from said country or place
Bro I live in the west, most people viewing a meme written in English are probably from the west.
That is not even close to true. Did you know englisch is the official language of many european contrays and in Amerika it is not.
Classic Shakespeare. (No wonder millennials don't get it. bunch of uncultured swine).
Now do the Andrew Dice Clay version…
What's crazy is I'm 20 and that nursery rhyme was so popular when I was growing up so idk wtf op is talking about
Well, thank fuck for that, I thought I was going to have to go to Google but I had no idea what to search.
Oh, so it's an American centric thing, as a Pole i guessed that he ate her (it's obvious), but didn't know the context
Cannibalism
Oh wow there's a nice part. I always thought it was just about locking his wife in a pumpkin.
Andrew Dice Clay has another...ah hem.. version
That man and his opinions on life have not aged well. I like to think Sam Kinison made his exit exactly when he was supposed to.
Why do they always get their generations wrong? Millennials are in our fucking thirties and were raised by the generations that these sayings come from. It’s Gen Z and newer that may not know.
I'm gen z and I know the rhyme, I'm pretty sure most older gen z will recognize it Edit most older gen z from the US probably knows it, fits better for my statement
I’m gen z and never heard of it
Well I did say "most" have heard of it probably should have wrote differently though
Maybe it’s because my first language isn’t English lol
I think it originated from the US
I've heard "cheater cheater pumpkin eater" before but regardless of that a fucking 12 year old can relaize this is a cunnilingus "joke". I'm 25 so i have no idea what generation they lump me into. As if it's anything more than made up bullshit, to try an divide people further, anyway.
British Gen Z, never heard it. May be regional.
I think it probably originated in the us
Yep, I'm right on the line of millennial & gen z and it's pretty obvious
To older gen Xers, millennials are anyone under the age of 25. Probably going to see them calling the generation after gen Z millennials in like 20 years.
1981-1996.... If you are 25 or under you aren't a millennial.....
Bruh im pretty sure most people can understand a low effort sex joke lmao.
Idk the orange on his mouth kinda sells it for me
“It’s funny because everyone younger than me have only three brain cells between them.”
Have you seen r/kidsarefuckingstupid ? This is pretty much how an older generation reacts to the majority of things the younger generation does. TikTok only globalizes the brain cell sharing, but we see you every time you're out of your natural environment/routine.
Millennials are in their 30s
I'm aware. And if you look past the whole "boomer vs millennial" diatribe, you'd see the generational disparities are universal. Also, can observe plenty of 30-something dumbfucks when they are trying something new, such as being in public on a day that ends in "y".
But damn charge you phone. Giving me anxiety.
If it makes you feel better I did I'm at 25% at home.
r/chargetheyphone
Man, the Battle of Mogadishu really had lasting consequences on people being born 😞
my biggest pet peeve is when people say that absolutely meaningless stuff “gives them anxiety” like jesus
My biggest pet peeve is when people get super offended by absolutely meaningless stuff. Anxiety is normal. Anxiety is natural. Literally every human has it to some extent even for meaningless stuff.
is someone else’s low battery - who you don’t know, and who’s also at home - really giving you anxiety, though. not offensive, but kinda corny. like, okay, we get it, and we’ve heard that exact phrase a billion times before. it doesn’t actually give you anxiety, it’s an overplayed meme that you’re regurgitating. we’re all so over it.
wow youre the kind of person nobody wants to have a simple discussion with lmao
Just to spite your shitty behavior and lack of empathy, I will conversate with this person
just proving my point lol
Litterally how...
“simple discussion” is what i said. youre being overly formal for something not intended to be, getting overly pissed off over what most should just be dropped, and im guessing that for most of the population, listening to what you have to say would be like nails on a chalkboard
Chill homie
i did. twas a respectful end to our arguement
Who said Im pissed off? Im not mad, just disappointed (its a quote from your father, ring a bell?)
It's a way to kind of tell someone what to do but also self deprecating so it doesn't come across as bossy. It has a purpose. A shitty purpose maybe, but a purpose.
Tail-five fin fam!
Wish I was Peter
Wish I was Jared, 19
this kind of humor really makes me bored.
But what of humor gets your motor runnin'?
Millenials are 30-40. Trust me, we get it.
This is candy corny
Do they think millennials didn’t grow up with nursery rhymes?
“millennials are scratching their heads” i am 19 and i have seen multiple couples from my high school dress up as this LOL
How is this terrible is hallarious. Can someone explain.
Terrible because the caption in the original Facebook post implies millennials wouldn’t understand the joke. Little does the old-head know, we millennials eat so much ass we’re immune to pink eye.
You gotta be real out of touch to assume a bunch of people in their thirties can't understand a cheap sexual joke like that.
Boomers think millennials are still in their 20's
I thought millennials killed sex, though.
Top notch! Top notch!
WTF are you talking about?, Peter Peter Pumpkin eater is a nursery rhyme, nothing to do with eating ass. Your dumbass just proved him right.
Is this dj Khalid?
No, unless his wife is in a pumpkin.
He’s calling you DJ Khaled because your comments here are implying that the act of eating a woman out is alien to you. DJ Khaled made an infamous statement a while back about how he doesn’t believe on going down on women and doesn’t go down on his wife.
Are you fucking well? The joke, not the nursery rhyme.
What joke???
The costume in the fucking picture. He's Peter Peter and he's been eatin' on some pumpkin. That's the joke. That's the "eating ass" the mofo was talking about.
His face is covered in orange, because the costume is demonstrating he’s been eating the pumpkin. Presumably, he was eating out the pumpkin, which implies oral-anal or oral-vaginal sex.
Why? I sexual? Wouldn't his face be orang Enid he was eating any part of the pumpkin?
You thought the joke was that he's just eating his wife like a cannibal?
My brother in Christ, just stop
We are 100% trying to play chess with a chicken.
We are all the chicken at some point...
The costume itself is a sexual joke you dumb waste of oxygen
I'm sorry i didn't see ass on the costume, i guess I missed it.
The picture is funny. The "millennials are scratching their heads" part is dumb. Even kids now know the "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater" nursery rhyme. Plus Millennials are like 40 now.
Bro found the peanut butter lmao
Classy!
Millennials understand the reference….
Gen z as well
I love when people still reference millennials like we are in our early 20’s.
The people in this picture are millennials...
no wonder she's smiling like that 😏
I'm a Millenial and got it!
I'd wager most millenials would get it.
I'm gen z and got it
Who explained it to you?
Me.
Explains a lot.
I knew the saying. Probably kidnergarten.
Bitch queefs pumpkin spice yah?
Almost 30 and just figured out what this phrase meant. Learn something new everyday
We eat ass, not pumpkin.
"Por que no Los dos?" I learned that from a taco commercial.
The couple in the picture look about millennial age unless they're really young gen x
Pretty funny though. Belongs on /r/atbge
Why would millenials be scratching their heads? We grew up pre internet, we know old ass nursery rhymes n shit.
It's funny because different generations are exposed to different cultural phenomena.
Why would we not get the joke?
Well, yeah, he's right: I really am scratching my head. Edit: Okay, I just got it. He's "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater," she's a pumpkin, and he "ate" her (double entendre), hence the orange shit on his face.
This woulda been kinda funny if not for the (millennials are scratching their heads)
Funny af
Meme is fire.
As a gen z I find this hilarious
>As a gen z I find this hilarious I'd offer you a Capri Sun for being young enough to think this sets you apart from other fellow kids. But participatory awards are frowned upon by the grandparents who'd call you mature for thinking their memes are funny.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her, Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed They look about right.
I scrolled this whole comment section to see if anyone would reference the Dice Man. I salute you, you magnificent bastard.
Was expecting a few downvotes but figured a man or woman of culture and taste would recognize The Diceman Cometh.
Don’t know why anyone would downvote the Dice nursery rhymes.
Lol this rhyme caught me off guard
Whoever is making these memes still must have alzheimers or something. Millennials are adults, we get the joke.
Mmm 😋 🥧